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JohneFeld289
Well ok, I aid in the design, program, test, installation of automated inspection systems for factory lines. Best description I can give!
travers36
For the record, I would play the crap out of Honkey Kong
jcbm
So why don't you do anything about it instead of feeling sorry on the internet?
batmanandboobs
As someone semi-recently single/still getting over it, yep. I know these feels.
pumba123
I hadn't dated anyone for two years, now i'm with my best friend. Hang in there man, madam..
ogram
Well... At least you get to play all the vidya games you want. That's the lie I tell myself every night.
PinkDalek
Or you could find a gamer gf to grow old with. Dust off that player 2 controller and get out there!
Kriegs
20 years, forever alone.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Is nobody going to talk about the guy in the first panel who can swivel 180 degrees at his hips?
mightycontender
11 years, in Azkaban.
SirMik003
I'd give you top comment if I could, I giggled like a girl.
ThermiteSnake
Some times I think I'm the only one here in a relationship! Married nearly two years been with her nearly four.
lalaarawr
way to rub the salt on the wound!
fartharder
That first pic...
UnrealPie
21/m/WI No Job, no life, and I like anime... Maybe its my facial hair... Yeah.. that's gotta be it.
kennykenith
Chicks often dislike the facial hair, to be honest. Go to some anime conventions. Or comic cons.
conejita236
I never used to like facial hair but on some it looks really good :]
PinkDalek
So clean yourself up and get a job. Girls may start to notice then.
revenantape
amateur
revenfett
currently wondering what your name breaks down to... "revenant ape" "reven ant ape" "reven an tape" ...
revenantape
like dis http://sullysplatter.com/comics/2009-07-01-ghost-ape.jpg
revenfett
and now I understand.
Jezebella
I feel bad now for being lonely after a breakup in March.
discoteekay
Week one for me :).. .. this sucks.
shadowalf
Yeah that's my situation as well. Time to stop being depressed!
fahqall
Same, broke up early in May. This week has been the worst for some reason.
boopbedoopy
You still have imgur! =]
revenfett
march is a rather untimely month to breakup... or extremely timely, depending on who got the better end of the V-day deal...
Jezebella
I gave him nudes and a blowjob...he gave me a beautiful live flower arrangement and a mixed cd. We both sorta won.
revenfett
well there you go
Howtogrowwood
well fry hasnt dated in over a 1000 years he wins
thatswhytheycallitshpoople
He's dated both leela and amy, his old girlfriend from 1999, and that one chick from the beast with a billion backs. Fry gets around.
Howtogrowwood
well he was frozen for a 1000 years so he couldnt date :P
OrangeSorcerer
Yes, but that whole time he was in the freezer he wasn't dating anyone.
DkAlrich
but he had an I.C. Wiener, so it didn't really matter...
goste
NORMAAALLL KOMBAAAT!
PurpleShirtedEyeStabber
It beats the shit out of Exlaxian.
goste
haha very good :>
SerenityStarCraft
I just pictured someone screaming " NORMAL COMBAT! " and then 2 drunk guys at a bar start fighting.
momo0433
I'm horny... and lonely. Not trying to sound slutty, but, giggity.
Lebeats
giggity giggity!
AvocadoBurger
Alllll riiiiiiiight.
shadowkit13
so...how's that Imgur dating site coming along...
tankygirl
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
SvarvSven
This:
IHadToChangeMyUsernameBecauseLeoWonHisOscar
http://lonelygiraffes.net/ There's also this that recently cycled through front page :D Greetings from random~
WhiteWolfSix
Coming from the future, I've had 2 dates.
oilbeefhooked
this needs to happen
funkjacket
uh, has nobody told you about okcupid?
oilbeefhooked
okcupid sucks balls
funkjacket
I have noticed many replies here complaining about how a free site works. You can make your own. Or yknow, get a social hobby.
bentwrenches
So, why aren't we sharing OKC profiles?
chickennuggetmonster
I actually found my boyfriend from okcupid!
avalane
Yes they have... which is why we want a different dating site.
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Justinicus
Of course. You need to develop the bad-person-filter. Just like in real life. Ignore them and seek out the good ones.
Wrathmelior
:( we aren't all like that. There are obnoxious guys on there too that seem to assume that because it's a dating site you HAVE to like them
KingMachine
Absolutely this.
eddysamson
I've been on there for 1.5 years its a godawful place and in my area theres like 3 guys for every 1 girl on it
Justinicus
One of my friends, awesome chick, has had terrible luck there. Seems regionality matters.
bentwrenches
More like 10 to 1 where I am.
eddysamson
yeah honestly it does seem like that around here sometimes. I mean in a year and a half I've only ever met two people off there and (1/2)
eddysamson
i've sent messages to probably like 300 girls over time
bentwrenches
...click, 1 was cool in messaging but a total bitch to me when we met. One I fell in love with, she would be the crazy one...
bentwrenches
I've actually met six in 7 months. 3 contacted me first, 2 of those hid the fact that they were morbidly obese. 2 were cool but we didn't...
NutellaElephant
Just got married to an imgurian from the facebook group. I recommend. <3
XarHaplo
facebook group?
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NutellaElephant
haha thanks! I'm not the only one either, one other married couple and several couples live together and/or are engaged.
Fartichokes
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Imgur-Dating/175780055865269?fref=ts
myrrlyn
http://doesthismeanwehavetogooutside.com/
SadNameForASadGuy
Still up?
MsWinters
cant wait!
StopSigningMeOutImgurIPressedRememberMeGodFuckingDamnIt
I'm totally using this.
PretendingToBeAnAdult
dang it, my office has it blocked
jewls29
ignore this
TheHomicidalSpoonHandBoy
Is... is this thing real?
myrrlyn
Not yet. But it will be.
TheHomicidalSpoonHandBoy
Awesome. Just signed up for it :)
Esqueak
"CHILL OUT SLUT"
Esparc
Can't visit at work... commenting to view later.
drurface
Same here! +1 for at-work imgurians! woot :)
inetknght
Is it later yet?
Esparc
:( I checked yesterday and it is still under construction/development.
inetknght
*sadface*
Esparc
No... saddly I don't get off work for another 7 hours... this day is just stretching on and on... which is why I hate thursdays.
inetknght
But... how will you remember to check here after work if you're checking here during work?
AmandaKillsZombies
I feel your pain, buddy. It's blocked at my work, too, and I work 9am - 9pm... I want to go hooooome. :(
hedcase
32!!!!! But at least I have a shit job and no friends to take my mind off it.
AvocadoBurger
Woah, Bro hug?
hedcase
Accepted.
ThisIsNoCave
You sound like a peach
Dominian
Internet porn is there for us, bro.
hedcase
Indeed it is!
complimentpin
one does not simply, enter a lonliness competition on imgur
JenniferJohnson
rofl
PinkDalek
How can you be lonely when you have all of us!?
Yumbledore
NigletDaycare
Almost with you. 1.5 years....but then again, I'm married.
Nightblade
Amateurs. 43 years. *bows*
S200570
43
LevSco
32
haroldroux
37
IamJocie
5 years for me.. All I find is douchebags who leave me for someone else.Now I'm having a hard time trusting people.
MyOtherRideisaTARDIS
Ask someone on a date?
DarthPalpatine
It's so crazy it just might work!
amahran
If it were that easy, I'd be swimming in pussy.
MySecondAccount
Half the time it really is that easy. Of course, you have to ask the right person in the right way
TheGreatMizuti
Yeah but when has that ever worked?
TheGreatMizuti
ATTENTION. SUBTLE ASSURANCE THAT I AM BEING SARCASTIC.
RobotRock07
I tried that, she said she had a boyfriend. Keep the awesome ideas coming.
MyOtherRideisaTARDIS
Ask someone else?
revenfett
who is this "someone else?"
MyOtherRideisaTARDIS
Any boy or girl, whatever you prefer.
revenfett
intresting, and you find them... outside?
iknownothingjonsnu
haven't dated in the last 7 years. hah! now im like this
PinkDalek
At least you have a dog?
iknownothingjonsnu
and cats too. but they got nine lives so the turds arent dead yet.
PinkDalek
They're probably chewing on your delicious bones.
bearsensei
25.... ya been an introvert most of my life. now a bit late to start....
RipplingPhantom
it's not late to start :)
bearsensei
well more like now i still don't how to appeal to girls (i'm male)
RipplingPhantom
yeah, i get you. i still wonder how people get a bf/gf, i can barely get to be close with people as friends...
student6
29 here, believe me it is never too late to start... I found that things like this happen when you aren't actively looking for them to(1/2)
student6
start. I think it has something to do when you really don't care you are more confident in your movements, you have nothing to prove...
JayAlfredPrufrock
you dont have to stop being an introvert - you just have to discover that you have a different field and game than extroverts.
bearsensei
that's actually some sound advice. but being an introvert significantly reduces the field tho =/
licensetoillite
Boss advice, I agree.
TrentleBerryCrunch
Pretty much sums up what I was going to say. Don't see the labels, see the person and you'll find what you are looking for. It takes time.
GameOfBreakingTARDIS
Its worst when you finally meet someone you care about, they open up to you, then suddenly drop everything and date some loser instead.
myrrlyn
like my best friend, constantly.
DontReallyNeedAUsername
Classic friendzone?
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
This happened to me, and at first it was the most painful thing ever. But then I realized how much better off I am.
xxMycroftxx
This. Augh.
lalaarawr
meh i just got dumped by a guy who was disappointed i didnt validate him every 5 minutes. id rather have him left me for a jerk
GameOfBreakingTARDIS
Yeah... I'm just in a position where I cared about this person a lot and she never really told me why she left me.
lalaarawr
being cold and distant from the world was best. but he was so sweet -.- it got under my skin into my heart. now i gotta start over again (2)
lalaarawr
left wondering is the worst. i feel ya though, this was the first person i let in after a couple years. i was convinced (1)
revenfett
Guys are like dogs, we need constant attention, we like riding in cars, we like to yell at things for no reason, we need lots of treats 1/?
revenfett
we dig, you have to lets us out before you go to work, we're convinced the mail man is up to something- oh look a squirrel 2/?
revenfett
... what was I saying?
Blaised
A broken TARDIS sounds like a terrible game. Just putting that out there.
Umbra1
Or die
ThePantslessWonder
All that shows is you deserve much better.
GameOfBreakingTARDIS
I'm still looking with no luck so far. Its harder because this last girl still has made herself a part of my life which sucks for feelings.
ThePantslessWonder
I know it sucks, and it may not get any easier having her around, but I wish you the best of luck.
imaDOOOSH
worst? sounds like you dodged a bullet if the guy truly is "some loser".
GameOfBreakingTARDIS
I feel like this guy is going to bring her way down though later on in life and she never would've dated him if they weren't hs friends.
mountainpop
soon http://doesthismeanwehavetogooutside.com/
VesselOfHate
Best. Goddamn domain. Ever.
rugbyisforawesome
I feel so proud right now.
myrrlyn
that's the best splash screen I've ever seen
Bro49
Why can't there be a .soon address?
Dominian
As long as I don't have to go outside and do shit I am fine with a relationship.
whateveridontcarejustletmepoststuff
Sweet, its gonna be out just in time for me to get back from my month without internet, thats hella tight, <- its cool im bringing it back
aTurgidKnave
Totes.
myrrlyn
hella right
AvocadoBurger
shouldn't.... shouldn't you be off right now then?
TheGreatMizuti
Wow that little animation is so fun to look at
ThatJohnDenverIsFullOfShitMan
"Chill out slut" ... .oh :(
AvocadoBurger
Well it is summer. He was just being concerned with your well-being
hilyarious
...is this is imgur dating site?
mountainpop
im actually not totally sure myself
AvocadoBurger
In a month it will be. Supposedly with features suggested by users.
WileWee
Try 21 years!
AnnaofArendelle
22 years here!
TacoPuncher
ha done...now what?
tba832
alcohol will ensure my streak continues
MechBrig
WTF IS THIS FOR ADULTS OR SOMETHING... how about 18
KanKan669
Still young. I was reading a study on Cracked that said people who don't date until adulthood, statistically tend to be more intelligent.
MechBrig
Now i just feel bad
Jokesterwild
How ?! No seriously, im genuinely curious now !
Geistbar
I'm 25, similar problem: for me, it was just being constantly rejected. I half broke out of it. Not sure what I'd call what I have now.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I am assuming here OP means they are 21 and never had a date, as opposed to having had a date at like 16 and they are now 37 or something.
Zephronias
When others don't make an advance and you don't make an advance. That's how.
Jokesterwild
You can't sit around hopping someone just comes to you! The world doesn't work like that. Be exciting, peacock, strut!
Zephronias
I don't need a pep talk, dude. I was just answering a question.
Jokesterwild
with that attitude I can see why you do so well.....
batawang
All the validation necessary for DoesThisMeanWeHaveToGoOutside.com. can be found right here.
DrBarrelRoll
20, you're actually beating me. stop beating me. I'll call social services.
ChocolateIsDelicious
20 too. A kindred spirit!
ScienceDiscoverer
20...
TastyStatistician
72. Contest is over losers
floydspiritz
And here i was feeling bad for myself. it's only been 5 months damnit
ImSeriously
27:(
AeonexAshaxei
Well, guess there is always someone worse off. I'm 24 still no one. Asked out others many times.
missgrilledcheeseplz
Don't give up, it'll happen! I know it might not seem that way but it will :)
AeonexAshaxei
Generic advice, really. 24 years of people saying that and it hasn't happened really doesn't help anyone.
missgrilledcheeseplz
I was just trying to help, I'm sorry.
soukmania
22 years and I can hear my girl neighbour screaming like a porn every now and then. Even the butt spanking and all. I feel so alone.
ImTheWalrus
It was 21 for me. Then I random chance, this year I met my Imgurian girlfriend. It can happen completely out of the blue, so don't give up.
ImTheWalrus
*by random chance
missgrilledcheeseplz
I can't even believe I randomly found this....haha, as your girlfriend this is exactly why you're awesome! :)
ImTheWalrus
Haha your finding it makes me really happy for some reason. As your boyfriend, thanks sweetheart <3
missgrilledcheeseplz
Should have seen me when I realized it was you :). No, thank you. You're the best <3
ImTheWalrus
xD I wish I could've! You're welcome <3
Crowbahr
For me it's been only a year but at the same time during that year I've had 9 consecutive rejections... so I feel it counts sorta...
aksfjh
That's rough. I would say that's harder to deal with than most of these others that have never dated.
ImGonnaGetAShortUsernameBecauseImNotAnAholeLikeOtherPeopleHere
Sucks. I'm guessing you're a guy. It's hard for you folks out there. You're the one who has to do the chasing a lot of times. I don't mean
ImGonnaGetAShortUsernameBecauseImNotAnAholeLikeOtherPeopleHere
to bring up gender discussions but I feel for you guys. Sometimes.
Crowbahr
Yeah, I'm a guy. I've decided to stop chasing though. I'm just going to make friends and let whatever happen, even if it's nothing.
KanKan669
I try not be judge-y with these kinds of things, but, dude 9? You HAVE to be doing something wrong. I feel like I need to be your date coach
Crowbahr
Besides, you have no clue how noxious a dating environment it is when all the women are obsessed with Marriage. They judge you on that here
Crowbahr
Ehhh, I've just stopped being proactive now. I've come to the conclusion that if a girl falls in love with me it won't be from dating.
Crowbahr
(3) from the first date. Or before. So I'm done with putting myself out there, I'm just going to be friends. That's fine.
missgrilledcheeseplz
I totally get where you're coming from but thinking like that you're only setting yourself up to fail.
Crowbahr
Oh I've totally accepted that I might just remain single. That was part of the process. When I was fine with that, I became happy. And I am.
readbadcommentstopickargumentsforfun
43. I win! Well, actually lose.
TardisSound
ditto 21
Efreeti
25.
woolworths
woah, you n all these peeps win...1 year for me. still just lame though.
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
Only 19... I guess I'm the smallest loser in here.
roarasaurus
yisss 21!... and by 21 I mean never because I'm 21 years old...
PrfctDrk
27, reporting in
Tenraix
Me too! (in a few months...)
SaucyMcGoose
21.5 was mine, and now I'm still in my first relationship almost 3 years later. Worth the wait!
RoseMarionTyler
24!
UserOfNames
1 here's a hint: Smile* more and do more interesting things.* No one wants to date Adam CPA, they want the most interesting man in the world
UserOfNames
(anything marked with " * " may or may not require alcohol)
Deathwingx12
http://www.flask.com/wp-content/uploads/dos-equis-most-interesting-guy-in-the-world-300x300.jpeg
brandnew94
Are you... my future?
SardonicAlly
Well aren't you all overestimating it slightly? I'd say you didn't want to date anyone before turning, let's say, 12-16 years old, eh?
cucarachovolador
why?? I am married but I have some single friends hehe
IMDOMN8
damn i thought 7 was a lot
SqueakShow
Are you 21?
YodasLeftEar
24.
M00seRage
At least I feel like I'm not the only one...
Boredtodeath
23!
PictureHelper
BINGO!
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
*high five* I'm going for 24 in a couple of months if I don't mind anyone :(
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
*find
Boredtodeath
It will be 24 for me in Oct.
toxicomanie
try 22!
TheEllipsisQueen
:( Same here. I just keep telling myself that I like being single! :) (just a heads up: It doesn't work...)
anastasia0beaverhausen
Get off imgur and go ask someone out!!
DrBarrelRoll
Out of the probably 4 times I've done that over the last year, every single one of them said no.
HatsAreEssential
I'm an INFJ. I cant handle being around people much unless I'm really close with them, and I only have 2 close female friends, both taken :(
timothyhuangdesigns
also INFJ >.< but don't let Myers-Briggs define who you are! or maybe find an E to do all the talking...
HatsAreEssential
Most of my close friends are actually more extroverted...
timothyhuangdesigns
same, and I just let them do all the talking =P if only it was easy to find a girl who would do the same... and isn't taken xD
WileWee
It's 3.30 at night here. That may be a bit awkward.
anastasia0beaverhausen
Tomorrow then...
WileWee
Okay Lorraine.Whatever you say.
jsknox
Classic Lorraine
ImmortalLoveRodd
I don't even have friends. It's kinda hard to ask someone out.
whatweretheythinking
Go where people meet that share your interests. game/manga/etc conventions/clubs? Don't start with dates, start with being with people again
timothyhuangdesigns
if i complain about lack of friends here, they magically appear?!
ThePantslessWonder
I am self proclaiming myself as your friend and there is nothing you can do about it.
missgrilledcheeseplz
Me too! Hi friend :)
funkmaster40
Ask a stranger. Protip: Going on a date is a great way to get to know someone.
ImmortalLoveRodd
That sounds like it could turn out really badly, especially with my crippling social anxiety.
stillcleaning
Never gets better if you don't work on it