What it's like hanging out with R. Kelly as a 15 year old
Nihilism is best served with a suspicious roast beef sandwich
Found out facebook thinks I'm autisitic.
God damnit Chrome!
Counter Strike Nexon: Zombies Reviews are... interesting
So this asshole cut everyone in line at Franklin's BBQ in Austin, Texas... he did pick up everyone's tab though.
Who's seen Requiem for a Dream?
Me, on the first day of summer
Fake bitches takin dudes' lives these days
Ed is so sick of my shit...
Seems like the FB trending curator is having a shitty day
Fuck, even bots know I have a needle dick
Holy shit LG wtf!
JFC, dat advertising placement...
Imgur, fix your fucking shit.
God damnit guys.
Wtf google.
National Puppy Day - Foot Fetish Edition
They're catching on..
When it's your cake day and imgur doesn't tell you until there's 6 min left of it
Now what?
Apparently death isn't so good at chess
What it's like having classes, an internship, and a job.
The real joke is that the NSA is only following 113 people
Nigerian Bullshit
Good news bad news time guys
National Puppy Day! Meet Ein, my corgo
So I killed a guy in the shitter
Me irl
This bot..
To be fair she was at the wrong Mediterranean restaurant
Reading this was a wild ride from start to finish.
So my sister scared the shit out of a sociopath today
My twisted sense of humor is getting out of hand
Idk how but this is my fucking glamour shot. God damnit...
50 cents of guac
Seth Rogan and James Franco finally did it
This, ladies, gentlemen, and whatever you call a tumblr user, is a WINRAR
"Hey Bob, what the fuck is that?" "Idk just fucking send it somewhere Jim, I'm tired of looking at it"
Deadmau5 goes on a coffee run with Rob Ford
Todays going to be one of those days...
Thanks lifetime fitness...
My friends think they're fucking funny
Fuck you windows
/b/ explores its sexuality
Made wookie sounds at my cat and she gave me this look
Well, this happened on campus
I am the captain now
I fucked up guys, Idk what I did but apparently I fucked up.
Thanks Bing...
When I first heard of r/wow
I obviously swiped right
Now I can read my books
GUYS! I just found out that I am a robot
I'm working on an idea, and I need other's help because I'm not smart enough to solve the problem. So I want to crowd source a solution