It's called the long con

May 19, 2018 5:08 AM

Downvote4Love

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Actually, this is "keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer". This is exactly what I'm doing lol.

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Invite them for dinner, then bam fork in the eye

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Been working on this foe the last three months. Successful vengeance will soon be mine.

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So, keeping your friends close and your enemies closer?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is called, “Female relationships”.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That's basically every person ever

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This requires me to be a better person than I am.

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I would not abandon them when they need me the most. Having a enemy in my debit could prove useful.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You gotta really commit to your hatred at that point and I'm not about that life.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't think of it as committing to hatred. Think of it as... committing to your eventual happiness...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or just jizz in their yoghurt like a normal person

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Been there, done that. No regrets

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story time!

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Fyck you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Otherwise known as having enough of their shit and bailing them out and this is the last straw.

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Log liv teh keeng

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg! That makes sense! Well, I'm off to do evil! Thanks ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like a lot of effort compared with breaking a window.

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Title spoils the twist. -1 I believed in you.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Thanks for the love @CommonCounterfeit

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Don't learn from evil, become evil.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah if I hate someone try to understand them and if you cant the remove them from it life!

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So many grammatical errors in this comment... You * then * your *

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Efficient time management 101 lol

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My ex that broke my heart still considers me her best friend and I am just waiting for the day.

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Dave....? Is... is this you?

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Well hello satan.

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Hello darkness my old friend

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It's pronounced "sai-tine".

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Yeah I skip all these and opt straight for hate mate.

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It depends on how much you hate them. Found a guy that needed it extra bad, played friendly for a while, learned what he hates, and used it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It’s a thin liiiiiiiiiine, between love aaayund hate

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I have never hated someone to the extent that it would warrant any amount of effort to express that hatred beyond a passing comment.

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Well if you do this you will be a level 10 hater

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Damn, my ex for this.

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Same. Years later and she still periodically tries to contact me. To which I assume it is yet another attempt at making my life Hell after-

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-claiming to be sorry for what she did. Now I just insta-block her everywhere she tries from.

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