When you meet your wife's "really funny" male coworker
When you argue google something you were arguing about, and you were right
When you ordered pizza and a bunch of sides, then forget, then the doorbell rings
Tiny Trump but every day it gets a little tinier
Me vs my meat last night on Vday
MFW it's January and the gym is full of New Year jabronies sitting on benches texting
;)
MRW I receive a court summons about my emails
I keep it old school for my usersub crew
Me during that last scene of the latest GOT episode
Hi 'a whore' I'm Dad
Hipster Qin Shi Huang
Rich left wing people
When I'm a fashioned piece of clay and someone puts me in a kiln
When you take a viagra and it begins to take effect
This guy is LITERALLY Hitler
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Comment someone hotter than Shakira and I'll delete my account forever
MRW the Anti Defamation League designates Pepe the frog as a 'hate symbol'
When the pretty girl in front of you on the bus farts
It's my Cake Day and all I want is a comment section full of 'Bust a Nut' gifs
When a hormonal reaction causes blood to rush to your penile tissue
Which two words spring to mind?
John Cena. If you upCena this, it will appear in Google Image when you search for John Cena
My body is ready
Anyone else think of this when they see the anti-EU groups arguing with each other?
Uhh thanks Grandma I love this sweater...
Just upvote the usersub lobster of peace and get on with your day
MRW I see dat booty
Top 5 saw hacks
Title
Upvote if this guy taught you what a medulla oblangata is
When you find the girl who's been sending your bf the aubergine emoji
Trust me, it will definitely work maybe
Guys with everything going on in the world and all the current events I think thanking Mr Skeltal is more important than ever
MRW you say I can't do every emoji face in 7 seconds
I didn't make it and I don't know if you've seen it but all I want is an entire comment section of people thanking Mr Skeltal
MRW my uncle visits for the weekend
When your clicker makes a spinwheel because the internet's connection isn't connecting to the worldwide web
If you recognise these, you've probably been wasting your time on the internet a couple years longer than most people
YOU SUCK!
You enter a gym..
I'll start
You enter a gym
So who's been browsing Usersub for too long? ;)
When your friend stops doing coke and now he's lame af
Let's see how unpopular opinion this really is...
MRW she comes over for Netflix and chill
Made this myself ;)
Comment what you said when you heard this guy's theme tune
Made an internet Meme that will make you LOL
Can someone who understands the US system explain this BS to me?
Truth
Anyone watching Take Me Out?
Sup mah Usersubians. Shabbalife up in this bitch
MRW when my wife writes songs about me cheating and releases them exclusively on a streaming service I own