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Dec 30, 2021 3:59 PM
TARSinterstellar
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1943 was a trip
MagicOrpheus310
Just jam your hand in there and choke them yourself
DickeyBirdie
"How to escort a guest gently but firmly to the exit,"
TheyCalllMeTIM
As a kid In the 80s I choked on candy while flipping upside down on one of those bouncing toy horses on springs.My dad did this to save me
HammerDanKooKe
That single tear is what really makes it.
GoodBrotherGrimm
Fuck it, just jam the whole fist in there.
UncleMeaty
Heimlich maneuver wasn't invented until 1974.
tarataqa
mustbethedragon
In the early 70s, my dad pulled a marble from my sister's throat this way. She was already blue. It was terrifying.
ejoedjoe42
The Grafenberg Method
borderlandsman
save them from choking by killing them first
NachoPete
Is that a German first aid manual from WWII‽
Sergio1d
Deeper daddy - me probably
Cortezdelanoche
The tear on the side of the face makes this so much better. Besides, they loved it.
3Davideo
For reference, the Heimlich Maneuver was first described in 1974.
KlobberSaurus
Wouldn't it be wonderful if you actually knew how to save a life? https://www.redcross.org/take-a-class
Like2Fox
There are way too many people out there already, let em die
FjordFiskursson
Be the change you want to see in the world.
SzKnoWnzEvr72
Kinky
betterthanexpected
How to clear the airway before performing rescue breathing. If casualty is unconscious, heimlich may not be possible
mercyPandaRunner
Step 1: pull your hand out of their throat. They should be able to breathe again.
ArcheoSpectre
"That last shrimp is mine you little shit" *yoink*
mungtongue
VAPOR85
Daddy
PoggersM
Dang it Bobby!
JustMe4455
That boy ain’t right.
crespomodesto
hell nah, bite my finger off
kwyjiboner
HuruinaInu
Thank you!
FjordFiskursson
How to save someone from choking: Remove your finger.
Peachos
We use the Heimlich maneuver today as a means to not get bit.. or further obstruct the airway but still, getting bit was part of it.
Aeonika
I recall a finger sweep being a thing when I was a kid, but not a damn spelunking expedition like this.
Peachos
Exactly. In the 80s they still taught us a finger sweep but by the 90s they'd stopped that part. Never tickling sphincters though..
Aeonika
Yeah I had been taught if you can see it, try. Not "dig in and see if you can tickle their spleen".
AlpacaScreampilot
I was saved from choking like this but the lady was a waitress and had long finger nails. It was in the early 70's,Hotdog
HenryLongfellowIII
She had just pooped too.
lukeeoin365
Did it have a flag in it?
WoopDeFrickenDoo
did you keep the hotdog? Maybe in a block of resin. "Hotdog - 1972"
BeerBatteredandBold
I shot a cheap rubber dart down my throat and had to pull it out myself. I was 10 and alone in my room... Still haunts me.
WiFiLove
Your own hero
Xedi22
Sorta the same with a pen cap. Saved myself with a sorta self-heimlich on a chair, which I hadn’t been taught but seemed logical thankfully.
InvalidUserCredentials
This is fucking chilling. Glad it all worked out for you.
AlpacaScreampilot
I'll be haunted as well from now on. Thanks.
Katateochi
yeah, but not as haunted as the person who has that room now, prev fam moved out after their kid died from choking on a rubber dart.
BeerBatteredandBold
DoorToDoorHentaiSaleswoman
Finger my throat hole deeper, heimlich daddy
BigPPMothBF
Sure thing sport!
WhatUpDog3000
screennamie
bigbigbilly
The real throat goat. Fuck my computer got so many viruses from her
M3LL0WM4NN
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ScoobyDooku
Seminole4ever
Djones06236
DT Queen
CosmicMetal
TARSinterstellar
magnificentbastard
Now there’s a throat I haven’t seen in a long time.
Hawkofnight
Who dat
demamazndepapaz
Ah I miss the old internet
coothlesscthulhu
potentiallyunsafe
QueefMalone
hahahahahahah
desolatorx
Oh damn the nostalgia!
NachoPete
She's back.
SoftKleenex
Back again
HamburgerWelper
Sasha's back
blaghart
No she's not
DaCowboy
*Muffled gagging noises*
NachoPete
DannyDeKeto
She came to my gentleman's club as a customer. She's way cool, nice, down to earth and super smart. All in all a very pleasant woman.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
I know she is retired from Science, but Heather could teach SG a few moves. Oh boy that would be a sensational team-up.
PineappleLoopsBroether
OrdinarilyBob
coothlesscthulhu
ChevyNova1973
Nice
WhatUpDog3000
nice
pancinci
Nice
Fishypants
Nice
Dopplerfart
Nice
Driftcat23
Nice
IfIfitsItits
Nice
Peachos
If anyone will NEVER need a heimlich it's her. Hindlich or no lich for Heather.
tarataqa
Ahh, a man of culture! ideepthroat dot com
Like2Fox
I don't get it
jussihellsten
Yeah I dont get it either!
CrimeBrulee
OG amateur porn star who was amazing a deep throating a big dick.
coffeeismyfriend
She does though
MoccaFruit
Thouroughly even
Peachos
Successful silicon valley entrepreneur. Maybe you've heard of her site? ideepthroat with a com at the end?
Lowang92
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NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
I copied her moves and get positive results. She was a good teacher.
Sayagain
I hope you continue your good work a day lay down a towel due to your username.
SeriousCloud
Bless these sacred teachings
npageCookieDiver
I’m nodding in recognition
DropDeadFread
Does anyone suck dick better than her? I'm being serious because no one else stands out in my mind. Her husband wasn't small either.
TheChandrian
Nancy Reagan.
Baruder0
Morgpie carries the mantle for a new generation
laboon
H4ru0
●
DropDeadFread
Who's this?
alternator43
○
LoganX283
Who is this? Asking for a friend........
lEetfuk
heather brooke
TreasonousCheeto
Someone who would make a terrible bulimic.
JesusToldMe
Heather Harmon. She does some amazing science.
korndogg83
Heather??
downvoteacct
The one and only that matters.
TRDirty
Who?
NachoPete
Heather Harmon
lEetfuk
only the best deep throat videos ever
Peachos
Successful silicon valley entrepreneur.
NachoPete
JustTheCats
Who?
Peachos
She has an OF now
permissiontolosedenied
OF?
kEMup
Ostrich Farm
LeSethX
OnlyFlan, the site dedicated to the desert that is flan.
OptimusPantry
Only fans. Ostrich farm is better tho.
TheRealJoeHasenguy
Overt Flatulence
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
And new tits. Uh. So I've heard
Arock77
From a friend
PineappleLoopsBroether
From camp
TimmyTimm
Don't go there if you want to remember her the way she was.
Peachos
Yeah I saw her preview stuff on PH & decided not to check it out.
korndogg83
Yes, I treasure her memory and my youthful fancies. But maybe just once for old time’s sake?
Torsun
wtf did she try and swallow melons and they got stuck
krugle
Yeah, basically it was to remove the obstruction. It's not really taught anymore due to people getting fingers bit.
Inarticulated
I've heard that biting through a finger is like biting through a carrot but I'll never truly know
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
That and all the raging erections just got in the way
theperilpartnership
Yes, it turns out that introducing a newly severed finger (at least) doubles the number of obstructions
MrTay
I’ve actually had to do this a few times. Couple times in dogs and 2 times with humans. It’s the easier method when the blockage is high.
crateo
That's a good way to make the blockage stop being high xD. Some good hits between the shoulders is better.
AlmightyElephant
I was taught to use the choking person's hand to do it and the entire time I was just thinking... "How the fuck is that going to work?"
AlmightyElephant
Like fr. I gotta find the obstruction without being able to see or feel it, and then remove it with a hand I can't control?
majortool
I have personally, twice, used this method to save someone's life. One human and one canine. Once while on duty as a life guard, a young
majortool
girl was choking on two quarters, I grabbed her by the back of the neck, stuck my fingers like a hook into the back of her mouth, and pulled
majortool
both the quarters out in one motion. Once on my own family dog who was within weeks of dying from a cancerous tumour on her neck. I stuck
majortool
my fingers into her mouth and pulled out a piece of steak that I had just given her that was stringy from a piece of fat. She had swallowed
majortool
one piece of the steak that was attached to the other piece of steak still in her mouth, and I pulled out the one piece of steak which pulle
NapAllDayPartyNever
every job has it's hazards.
akambe
Did this ALL the time with my kids; quick & effective. Little trolls, putting anything they find on the ground into their mouth... grrr
BigMackay98
How did this comment absolutely false get 600 upvotes when people with medical training clearly dissented
Bystandr
Use thick folded leather as a prop guard but this was found to be ineffective in some cases.
Strangedays2026
Needs must when the devil drives, ideally learn the proper method it's offered everywhere mostly free.
10000Bees
When my cousin was a baby my mom tried to get pancake out of his mouth when he was choking and he had a seizure and bit HARD. (He is fine :)
Volpe42
Interesting you didn't say whether she was
HitoriVEGA
She's dead.
Strangedays2026
She's all right...
10000Bees
140 character limits sure do change the way comments are written! If you have a lot of information to communicate, sometimes things end up g
DeityOfSnuggles
You still didn’t answer his question. DID SHE SURVIVE?
10000Bees
we all remember our own version of events when it comes to that, so I'm not really the best person to ask on the subject
10000Bees
etting cut off
Bonermuffin
They teach this to parents but with two fingers from the side. I’ve had to do it on my kids a few times- worked and was like second nature
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
God that's scary. We nearly had to heimlich our kid, and I once pulled a piece of orange from his throat. Terrifying
Bonermuffin
It is terrifying, and the reaction to save them happens without much thought. Parents be saving their kids lives almost every day
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
I wasn’t taught, but I had to fish a couple things out of my last baby’s mouth. Naturally went in from the side, only one finger though.
stonedlikeicheckedoutmedusa
Finger sweep isn’t the same as this. That’s just clearing the mouth; this is showing shoving your fingers down their throat
Bonermuffin
I’ve finger swept objects from the very back of their throat, as long as it’s visible. Yes this looks more aggressive prob why it’s not used
KlobberSaurus
And pushing obstructions farther in with the finger. This is NOT a life saving method.
nicelyvillainous
So, there is definitely danger with this method, but for context, penicillin just started production really in 1943. So this is probably to
nicelyvillainous
Be compared with an emergency trach today? Like, we tried the other stuff, it’s not coming out and they’re passed out now. Even if it’s a
nicelyvillainous
25% chance to remove, 25% does nothing, 50% make it worse, when they’re going to die, might be worth a shot, kind of a thing. Without
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
They did have antibiotics before penicilin, lets keep that in mind. Just not as affective
nicelyvillainous
Antibiotics, cutting a hole in the trachea is probably a higher chance of death from infection than trying this and obstructing more.
krugle
Eh, you can use this once the object has been moved to the back of the throat using a sweeping method not a hooking method.
DoctorCoktopus
Bingo. Took a cpr class not that long ago (07?) and one step was check for obstruction and sweep if so before breaths, not sure now though
DoctorCoktopus
And I'm not actively certified now, it was for a lifeguarding course in high school so probably leave it to the pros now lol
Atharaenea
Nowadays you're not supposed to do the breaths, pumping the heart constantly instead of stopping for breaths is more likely to save them
DoctorCoktopus
Yeah that rings a bell, might've worded poorly, but yeah no point in getting air in if the heart isn't pumping, priority 1
krugle
They brought the breaths back when I re-certified 2 years ago. I'll know this summer if they changed it again.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Also because Heimlich invented his famous abdominal thrust maneuver that is the standard.
Th1ng
the force of bite of a human is greatly underestimated
DoctorSniffles
Alright Bundy
MenloPart
People are always surprised how hard I bite them.
mroranges
How many people do you have tied up in your basement right now...
Th1ng
none but the smell in the stairwell does remind me of embalmed lower body cavity, not sure if someone died or someone brought a dead pet
mroranges
God speed
nannerman7878
We unconsciously bite with enough force to take a finger off.
Chimichanga007
Nah i bit my finger lots with fries never took one off
ElbowdeepinElmo
Probably because you weren't using all your bite strength for fries and also because you recoiled when you felt your finger in the way
BritishGingerLefty
They way this is written makes me think you aren’t human ?
Th1ng
I am for sure a human of planet Earth of Sol. Do I have to produce a rendition of the joined duct of my bile and pancreas?
BritishGingerLefty
?that is something a human might say…
BigMackay98
False it’s not taught because it A doesn’t work and B has risk of harming the patient.
DoctorSniffles
Well more like without thorough training and understanding of anatomy you're far more likely to just wedge the obstruction in further.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodPartyPooper
Thanks for this.
toadofthemint
I’d say even with training and understanding of the anatomy your just going to end up shoving it further down there
leadinurface
This is still me and my dog if he tries to swallow something weird shaped
foolbasket
This. It has nothing to do with getting bitten
DoctorSniffles
Also it looks like that creepy and cringey fish-hook thing some porn stars do to women.
DubhIainn
Do I even want to know?
NacLac
Do to other porn stars.*. They aren't running around, having sex with regular women and doing porn shit
LurkerOfDarkness
Ok so the straights are out of luck, but is there still hope for us gays?
VodkaReindeer
comment checks out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Deen#Rape_and_sexual_misconduct_allegations
Oirilia
I enjoy it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Volpe42
Really?
DoctorSniffles
Sorry character limit made me choose my words poorly I suppose. Obviously I know both actors are on board it just looks messed up.
NacLac
My joke was that porn actors aren't having porn sex with regular women. Don't care what they actually do, consenting adults and all