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witheredspoon
Jun 9, 2025 — Louisiana state lawmakers have sent a bill to Gov. Jeff Landry's desk seeking to ban "chemtrails." Why it matters: They don't exist.
https://www.axios.com/local/new-orleans/2025/06/09/louisiana-among-at-least-12-states-seeking-chemtrail-ban
cuddlydingo
Did anyone else see a lady giving a blowjob to a bush?
Jimthebutler
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cjc4M2x0d3FyZmlpM3l2OHVlNmU1MXZpcDhhamgzNXAwOTl3aG1iNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf/200w.webp
PurpleSquare713
Fuck you, Sally. You don't speak for me or anyone else.
LucilleAustero
Chemtrail thirst trap shot? Anyone have that on the bingo card?
XXXSpork
These people also think if you take there picture it steals their soul.
egoAristippos
n0n53n53
The skies always had little fluffy clouds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ng9Pf_p7Fw
SomeGeek75ygh
Is the blonde chick in the pic the one spraying clouds? How, out of her vagina or something?
hellospacemonkey
You have to know that so much of our daily lives is propaganda and conspiracy by bots. There's a view that the more shit you hear, the less you will believe the truth. Someone says 1 + 1 = 5, tell them to fuck off and do not give them any energy or time. Move on, focus on the future. They want you angered and frustrated with your fellow citizens so you are less happy, kind, and productive.
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
That is really the way it is these days on social media. Also, some just do it for the money, depending on the platform. On Twitter these days, the top 100+ reactions to every viral post are just monetized bot accounts posting racial slurs, nazi stuff and other engagement bait. Don't even tell them to fuck off, the only winning move is not to play, but to block them. Which of course makes it a totally useless platform.
RTK4740
She should be fine. She's hiding behind a bush.
invaderjak
These assholes will point at a con trail from a jet as proof of humans altering the atmosphere to affect climate, but deny that coal power plants or gasoline engines do the same.
Froggie243
Why is she posed like she's sucking off that bush??
BullittGT
gayvillian
I know people who work in aviation and believe in chemtrails. Like, you fly, fix, and/or fuel the plane. Where is the equipment? The conspiracy goes so high up that nobody flying, fixing, or fueling the plane knows how it works? Really? So dumb.
WillWasThere
That's as dumb as a flat earth boat driver, they literally use knotical miles.
People that dumb must think a tiny penguin turns the light off in the fridge when you close the door.
TattoosAndTENS
Why is Methany shxtting in the tomatoes???
CP3oh
These people vote, drive and have children.
Jimthebutler
Let's see the Utah signatures then. Get everything idiot you can to sign it so we know who needs to take a remedial environmental science class.
Krashtestdummy
Sally is a fucking idiot. Good night.
woozle
Smellmyfinger365
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
Those clouds will stop at nothing until she and all Utahns are crouching behind their impenetrable weed gardens
animatronicChristmasChickens
Those tomatoes aren't going to save her now!
tallyhoho
No please stop heirloom tomatoes are my last defense
irrationaldesign
Is she hiding from the clouds?! You can't fix stupid.
Jsupes
They should be more concerned about the actual observable wild fire smoke from Canada and the root cause: Climate Change due to human activity and fossil fuel consumption
backrideup9
Dear Utah, STFU. Sincerely, everyone's 2nd brain cell.
imakeeper
Hey, leave me out of this. Sally only speaks for dipshits.
mrmartini
So they refuse to believe in climate change but they believe in ... what exactly is she on about?
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
There's no way human activity could impact the global climate, unless it is by individual passenger planes spraying chemicals into the sky. As we all know, that 's how "they" create hurricanes, tornados, hail, Timothy Chalamet, etc.
WillWasThere
I think the republicans outlawed chemtrails, which arent a thing but they have no brains. Next thing to outlaw will be unicorns or something else that doesn't exist.
OneUniverse
Hanging out with the clods hiding from the clouds.
OnceBotheredTwiceShy
she a home school drop out ?
SmellingMistake
She had to ride the short-bus to her home schooling.
CaiMyrren
She got in trouble for sleeping with her teacher.
usernameistolkein
Sat next to your mom, she did.
SmellingMistake
At least my mom and dad weren't siblings like yours.
Villosopher
Cirrusly
Jaqdakloun
I actually chortled
cbjfan
This comment ac-cumulus-ated a lot of points
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Cirrussy
LespritDeLescalier22
DamnThursdays
Alright I don't know this artist but this is my favourite meme character template. These little guys are gut busting.
putcleverusernamehere
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natabus
Quality pun sir. Not just some cloud, but the right type of cloud.
zombiejedediah
Hard to make a good pun on altocumulus.
MinBlick
New side quest unlocked.
GarmBlack
The ability for Republicans to mistrust even clouds, but not Donald Trump, astounds me.
relsky
He hates the same people they hate. That's the critical factor for them.
Seanspeed
While right wingers are an inherent source of conspiracy bullshit, stuff like this is not limited to right wingers at all. I think many people forget that the bulk of the anti-vaccine movement started among dumbass hippy leftists.
SmellingMistake
The absolute rejection of reality required to trust trump should explain that.
StillScreamingIntoTheVoid
The Party told you to ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
- George Orwell (1984)
clonedeeznuts
This is the same people who fear woke. As in fear of being educated.
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Indeedwearethedead
MAGAts believe the dumbest of conspiracies. The connection to Trump is obvious
Goldensands
The inability for ppl to repeatedly be surprised at drumpfs cult being a cult and their fascist dictatorship of a nation being a fascist dictatorship, astounds me.
natabus
Do we know this person is a Republican? In the past I would have assumed they were more likely leftie.
Alas, it's been... "interesting" over the last few years watching the various forms of self aggrandizing science denialism act as a conveyor belt moving a subset of people from left to right; where things like vaccine denial and pasteurization skepticism find a more welcome home, sitting next to the old school right wackiness like fluoridation panics and anti-semitism.
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
This is an offshoot of the whole HAARP/chemtrail/weather modification conspiracy stuff. Like the Qanon lunatics, these people seem to be mostly Trump fans, probably because these days, Republicans validate all kind of conspirational beliefs. UFO files, JFK, etc. MAGA uses a lot of cult tactics. The more crazy stuff they make you spout, the harder it is for you to connect to outsiders. Remember those freaks proudly wearing diapers before the election?
hogeyegrex
It’s a cult. Plain and simple. It’s a cult with eighty million members.
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
Yeah, they give their followers crazy ideas to isolate them from outsiders, like all cults.
lovehandlesmessiah
Cognitive dissonance apparently graphs asymptotically to infinity.
PobBop
Biden controlled the hurricane to destroy Florida, can you blame them
weerdo
So when I say 50% of the US citizens are stupid I am not lying?
TicoGuy
I found out recently that not all people that believe in Chemtrails are also Republican. I was quite shocked, for 2 seconds, then I noticed the 111 tattoo, aura crystal necklace and other random things that reminded me that some crazies exist on both sides.
Seanspeed
Yup. Distrust of government is not some inherently right wing thing.
Rhythmaster
The right wing recruited all those insane people, the anti-vaxxers, the "left wing" conspiracy theorists. It was easy because they're idiots and easy marks for lying grifters. If you can convince someone to buy special "alkaline water" because its healthier, despite zero scientific evidence, you can convince them of anything you want. There was a massive shift during covid lockdowns and the vaccine push and a bunch of them went full on far-right... Just look at RFK Jr. He is a prime example.
Seanspeed
Yep, the Trump campaign went hard on basically any kind of fringe group that Democrats didn't have claim to for the 2024 election. It was unfortunately a very smart move, especially in a time of economic displeasure. The sad truth of American politics is really just that the average American is a fucking moron.
OliverOtter
Basically, this illustrates how the "smart" Democrats are also stupid. These kooks weren't always Republicans, they used to be Democrats. However, the Republicans were willing to indulge their idiotic conspiracy theories to get their votes, while the Democrats (finding it more important to flaunt their self-appointed superiority than to win elections) called them stupid. So they switched to the side that didn't (at least openly) mock them.
Seanspeed
This applies to some, but it's absurd to generalize it as ALL of them. Right wingers are inherently more inclined to conspiracies and distrust of government.
OliverOtter
Oh, it's not ALL of them, no. But both sides are strongly populated with gullible conspiracy theorists and people of below-normal intelligence. The only reason there is a slight overage of them among the Republicans now is that the Republicans wisely made a home for them and gained the numbers to win elections, while the Democrats ridiculed them (except a few Democrat-sanctioned conspiracies) and gave them even more reason to angrily vote Republican.
LeoGrun19401
I bet the liberal left woke schools "taught" you that there were three types of clouds and that they were all natural when actually there should be no clouds to block god's view of our Christian nation only Europe and Asia have clouds because God does not want to look at them amen
Oatmealman1
This is literally what those dumbass xtians probably think
MySushi
Please end with an /s. We literally have trouble telling apart sarcasm in this mad world lately
GoodChange
Three might be what they teach in maga country but for the rest of us there are many more types. Including (but not limited to): cirrus, cirrocumulus, cirrostratus, altocumulus, altostratus, nimbostratus, stratocumulus, stratus, cumulus, and cumulonimbus
Oatmealman1
So what you're saying is that America is not capable of giving lots of O's?
cousteau
Behold my latest invention, the altocirrostratocumulonimbus!
dragonsluvtacos
Thundercougarfalconbird!
Illumian85
The only time I was taught about clouds was in like 4th grade and they only listed 3 or 4 types. Also based on those names wouldn't they be more like subtypes or combinations rather than distinct types?
PotFox
Very brief lesson on clouds, they are named by their height above ground (stratus, altus, cirrus, in order) and their shape. Shapes include Cumulus (clumpy), stratus (layers), nimbus (has rain). So, as an example, nimbostratus is a layer of rainy cloud and altocumulus is lumpy cloud in the middle layer. Stratus is both a height and a shape, a layer of cloud at the lowest level is just "Stratus", because stratusstratus would be silly
cousteau
So a cirrus has no shape and a cumulus has no altitude, or how does it work?
PotFox
Cirrus can have shape though the one that's easiest to see is just called "Cirrus", it means "tendrils" and are the long strand-like clouds. There are Cirrocumulus and Cirrostratus clouds. Cumulus can also occur at any altitude so there's Stratocumulus and Altocumulus too. There is also a Cumulus cloud that occurs at all altitudes, the Cumulonimbus. These clouds are generally affiliated with fierce weather.