sleeperkid

3551469 pts · January 9, 2010


Smut-monger and lover of all things awesome. ❤️

Wahhhhhhhhhh…

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Lake Epstein.

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Views 495

If they don't change Nashville to Dolly, we ride at dawn.

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Views 4480

Gotta wonder who emboldened these assholes.

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Views 19510

Damn it.

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Poor widdle guy.

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Eff this place.

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Views 5505

Almost in time for Halloween!

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Views 20160

Dragoncon 2026: day 1

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This needs to stop.

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Simple math.

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Views 7790

I've met power-bottoms who aren't this submissive.

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25th goddamn amendment.

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Kinky.

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LOL what.

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Views 17845

Hang in there.

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I can smell this tweet.

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20 years ago…

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Failed dunk.

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NASA.

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Bitches are ALWAYS gonna bitch.

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In an urn, probably.

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Spot the lie.

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Stupid…or on purpose?

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Asshole.

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"Hold my beer". -Chris Brown.

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Bots are funny.

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Adios.

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RIP, you beautiful legend.

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This aged like wine.

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Leopards + faces.

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Fucking idiot.

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Pain don’t hurt.

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*clutches pearls*

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OH NOOOOOOOoooo...

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Xmas in August.

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My “flying makes me anxious” shirt.

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Can’t see the rapist for the trees.

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Bravo.

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Words.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.

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Did Nazi that one coming.

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And the best reply of the year goes to…

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Pathetic.

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Give it time.

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Infuriating.

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The first thing we should all see when the heavenly gates open...

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Fucking embarrassment.

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Narcissism + child rape =

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For fuck’s sake.

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What actual Christianity looks like...

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Because of course.

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Just Dolly Parton OWNING "Stairway to Heaven".

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I am DECEASED.

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Get your shit together, Death.

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Reality is chaos…and it is rarely fair.

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FFS...

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Apparently somebody disliked my yard sign.

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