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killer10347
What do you have to say about the people that use spoilers to "punish" the people they disagree with?
LanceSackless
GuardsmanMiku
that said the fake spoilers that have been going around have been great. for example,
gigawalrus
Lightning McQueen dies 40 minutes into Infinity War.
Alvi123
In case you thought the comments weren't assholes, they are. SPOILERS BELOW. WATCH OUT.
TheImgurWarsMadeMe
Skeletor and Thanos enter a monogamous relationship and adopt a son, Chaz, who seeks to make the universe's most potent alcoholic bagel.
MundaneFinality
Thanos gets at least two stones and does things. Also tony stark makes snarky one-liners.
OctopusOccult
The ship sinks at the end of titanic
skippi99r
gibby takes his shirt off in infinity war
ConcealedPsychosis
I remember when the long awaited Star Wars movie was released and I would see meme and people everywhere spoiling the ending to be a dick
titslapper327
He-man knocks off the infinity gauntlet off thanos and Hawkeye puts it on.
AnonymousBach
Just for this shit I'm going to spoil Avengers 3: It ends with a massive superhero battle.
phoenixsphinx
coworker spoilt the infinity war ending today. I am more than pissed ????
battery1979
Was it the fact that half the population of the universe dies?
o4kill
That's no spoiler, if that doesnt happen in any movie I'm disappointed
barbwirelove
Iron Man is Tony Stark
Y0b0sey0
Jokes on them.... I already looked up the spoilers. No one ruins my day but me.
javer80
There's a take-life-by-the-balls attitude there that I really have to respect.
SWAGLORD420MLG
every 1 dies
J0NKER
duck
firehawkcultist
quantumphear
Holy shit. If that's your OC, well done!
firehawkcultist
not oc, from a dump of that meme going progressively more in depth
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Tyler Durden kills Snape.
Spearka
Thanos kills Dumbledore
Arckeiner
50/50 chances he actually did.
jennym123
ACTHUALLY Dumbledore died back in 1997.
Arckeiner
Time stone bruv. Time stone.
DaveGrohlsMoustache
That's why I throw out obscure red herrings that have nothing to do with the movie.
BillyBurnesMcGurne
It's gotta be shit like: Thanos wins and kills half the universe, people would never believe that.
stormblue26991
Loved the scene where Batman shows up
TechKiddz
And blew up the Death Star
IncorrektGramerNazi
I never expected that Squidward cameo appearance
DaveGrohlsMoustache
SpongeBob showed up in his super hero costume with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy too. What a movie budget.
ThisUsernameWasTakenTryAnotherOne
And then robin gave thanks the Scooby snack!
Achievetheimpossible
Who would have thought spiderman was capable of webbing godzilla from the inside out.
MOTHERFUCKINGVIRGINMARY
Batman Dies :)
panamjck
I don't remember a Red Herring in the comics
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
That whole time, Start Lord was played by Chris Pratt. I know! I was shocked, too.
DarkUranium
You mean, Chris Pratt was played by Star Lord?
DaveGrohlsMoustache
But......who would have known he would befriend a giraffe named Spark? Never forget Spark... cinnamon roll taken from us too soon...
KrisL187
Agent Burt Macklin.
ThePunneryOfficer
Start lord? So not his brother beginning lord?
Gianttesticlemonster
Soylent Green is People!
Eichimaru
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
pyrrhlis
Wow, I should rewatch Die Hard with that in mind!
Thelrishlnquistion
It was his sled!
PastelSugarCookies
DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER!
DaveGrohlsMoustache
Too soon!!!
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
Dude! Spoilers!
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Soylent grey is made from trolls!
LITERALLYALLTHEUSERNAMESARETAKEN
I was really surprised when Thanos turned out to be Santa Claus.
buttpunch13
No one does this
That1upguy
Waluigi Dies in Infinity War
platonicnut
A guy walking out of the same theater as us after infinity war promptly shouted a spoiler into the lobby. Grade A douche.
e4ter
But spoiling movies is so edgy. He sounds so cool.
IndyAndyJones
So you fixed the problem and he's dead now, right?
BardicLasher
My father, as we were leaving, asked a very spoilery question, and I had to tell him to be quiet until we were in the car.
SteveMND
I went to the first showing on Sunday, and a mom was speaking to her kids as they left, "Now remember, you have to wait until we're in /1
SteveMND
2/ in the car first before you can talk about the movie, so you don't ruin it for people waiting outside!" I smiled.
platonicnut
What a gem
concaveUsurper
I nearly smacked my brother for starting to discuss it as we were walking by a line of people there to see it. The little douche.
aquamaniam
Part of the reason I decided to wait until after hell weekend to go. Don't need any "snape kills Dumbledore" shit by just being present.
saderzh
WTH
TannerBFly
Wait how did you not know that spoiler? I got that spoiled for me years before the movie came out
aquamaniam
I read the book too. Just making my point.
CheetahFart
SPOILER IN AQUAMANIAM'S COMMENT REPLIES
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
What a jerk. I can't believe he told everyone that Hillary Clinton kills Magneto.
EwGrooss
They never even explained how she got her powers. Absolute shit writing
supertrouperlightsaregonnafindme
I knew it!
slinkhi
On the other hand, expecting the internet to keep its mouth shut until you've watched something is incredibly self-centered and stupid.
Adthay
I'd argue that spoiling something a large population can be reasonably expected not to have seen just because you saw it is self centered
StrayBullet
It doesn’t release in China till May 11th. I think it’s fair to give it some more time before ruining it on a platform that is international
Neophytuss
People in China can’t use the internet anyway
killer10347
There are people going around using spoilers as a means to upset people with opposing political viewpoints.
rebeldonuht21
I like how you say self-centered like you're talking to a narcissist or something. But I do agree with you. But also poor choice of words.
Pcakester
It is, but no one is casually spoiling it. In tone and intention its just to ruin it for people who are concerned
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
The same night as the midnight release, there's shit buzzing around on the ending and what it meant and fuck, wait a week at least!
synow001
It's been 3 days dont be a cunt
TheIronWolf
Aussie or Brit?
Muricanmania1
Could be American, to the word has become a decent but more popular where I am in Nebraska
Nytr013
If you don’t want spoilers, go see the movie.
AmHumanNotLizardMan
Can't until next weekend. So keep ya mouth shut! I will be keeping my mouth shut to the internet for a few weeks after I've seen it at least
jnoahj
Or stay off the internet. This game is not that hard to win.
FloofPatrol
Unless you have dick friends that spoil it for you in real life anyways
jnoahj
Yeah, that is definitely hard mode.
Catoust
I lost.
Scrubbeh
Ha ha ha ha fuck you ha ha ha dick head ha ha ha down a bottle of soy sauce.
Superkroot
There's definitely a time window where its polite not to spoil something, because not everyone can see it right away.
slinkhi
Oh I'm not saying people AREN'T dicks for spoiling it 2s after show. I'm just saying ultimately it's on "you", the person who can avoid them
WhatzitTooya
How are you supposed to avoid a spoiler if you dont know that you're about to read a spoiler?
soulman2100
lets mutually agree to hold back on spoilers for about a week after something this big is out.
slinkhi
I don't post spoilers. Just stating an obvious truth about the internet. People can downvote me all they want; doesn't change it.
UsagiTheRabbit
Fuck. He's right.
nicouk
It's not self centered at. What you're suggesting is that people don't go on the internet until they've seen it. Ridiculous.
slinkhi
I expect them to understand that it's dumb to think the internet will cater to them. Whether or not they accept that is up to them.
slinkhi
There a people out there who actively and deliberately try to spoil all the things. The more you QQ about it, the more they get off to it.
slinkhi
You cannot control them. But you can control yourself, be it avoidance or acceptance.
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Spoilers surprisingly don't spoil movies for me. If the story is great I eagerly anticipate how it turns out
Vedar
Trailers spoil movies more than anything else. Especially comedies where every joke is in the trailer.
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
Still, don't be an asshole and spoil it for others. I really like not knowing what will happen - it's most of the fun for me.
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Yeah I don't spoil it for others, I know how people like the suspense. I keep quiet
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
I'm the same way. I read tons of posts before going going to see Force Awakens. It helped me get a better grasp on the plot
Rifneno
Supposedly there was some study that showed people who got spoiled tend to enjoy stuff MORE. They get more into it because they aren't
Rifneno
constantly trying to figure out what's about to happen. Still a dick move to spoil, of course.
TheLateKnight
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmv96R76D1r0gbnl.jpg
jing22
Spoilers
jing22
https://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/news/spoiler-alert-spoilers-make-you-enjoy-stories-more
peachesforme
Man i thought i was alone. Spoilers have made me want to watch more movies/read more books than to avoid. Good story is good story
thepatioheater
My friend red herring spoiled Uncharted 4. Ruined my experience because I kept thinking "this is it" instead of being emersed in the story!
thepatioheater
And he didn't understand how it was a dick move because he "didn't spoil it". He spoilt my enjoyment of the game is what!
thepatioheater
I'm still salty about this and it's been a year!
norwegiansilverfox
Right!? Non-spoiler jokes are kinda spoilers in that they exclude what might happen, also creates false expectations, like you described.
Chubbyracoon
TheRealPascha
Yeah tho
KanyeWesticularCancer
I don’t like this and I don’t like you +1 you bastard
TolstoyTheFox
Muricanmania1
oof, but yeah, he done fucked up now boy.
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NUCLEARMOOSEES
I doubt it in the long run. Remember that doctor strange said that this was the only way
PragmaticMango
Holy fuck it's pretty acurate
platonicnut
I literally whispered “pass into the iris” at that part. I’m funny.
MundaneFinality
um the snap doesnt require extra context, that's just flat-out spoiler...
HerpestonMcDerping
When I saw Zanyatta in the movie, I loled.
BYERE
The only one I don't understand is the doughnut... but whatever. The rest is damn accurate.
AwesomeGamesWow
the donut was sooo funny (tba i haven't watched infinity w0ar)
AwesomeGamesWow
*war
Laxeey
As someone who read the comic and has not see the movie yet the last picture is a, admittedly really REALLY expected, spoiler.
ToksanAlpha
Yeah, I was just saying that. Wonder if they'll do the whole trilogy if they're sticking to the books?
Lambdafish1
That's like saying the red wedding was a GoT spoiler if you had already read the book
Laxeey
Sorry I don't read/watch trash so I would not know about that.
Lambdafish1
HBO reading your comment
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Laxeey
HBO READ MY COMMENT!!!!!
SalsaCat
I've never watched the show, but I'm sure gonna watch to see how many downvotes you'll get for that comment.
Laxeey
All I have to say to that is: ditto
PhilipCoulson
Is it truly a spoiler if you're fully expecting it, though? I'm sincerely asking
Laxeey
What if what you are expecting does not happen or it happens is a unexpected way?
called2fight
Or the entire time the film is leading you to believe that they aren't doing that only to flip it at the last minute?
Laxeey
Just imagine if the twist would be that Thanos does this at the end of the second part. Now that would be a twist no one would see coming.
PhilipCoulson
Fair enough!! Talk about a twist!
Istealfromthefrontpage
So I'm assuming starlord has a dance off with footloose playing this time.
TechKiddz
I mean it might or might not be brought up
TerryCrews
Yeah, I felt like starlord facing against Thanos was overdone, but man can Thanos move.
MasterOfMechanicalEngineering
I understood all of them but squidward. Someone please explain.
cdrhiggins
Stark called one of Thanos's minions Squidward right at the beginning
MasterOfMechanicalEngineering
Thanks!
OrionCenturion
When the context for the first picture happened, I instantly thought of that scene. Double feels
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
override367
this is incredible
WowMuchFuni
I FINALLY GET IT
Elonth
dude. Fuck you. The dust is enough for anyone to figure out.
Ripraptor
What's the lion king one? I get all of them except that one.
Butane9000
Holy shit this is so accurate
Onocai
Can confirm
CJthedog
That’s pretty clever +1
GiantDad420
Man I hated the part where Kevin Bacon and Tyrion fight snapping deatheaters.
Yacobs21
I'm imagining the deatheaters at greasers now
BrontTheGoodBoy
I hated the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
Do you mean dementors?
Steveness1
Yeah but then zenyatta pops his ult and saves the fight
DONTSCRATCHTHETUX
But then ash Ketchum sends out his squidward to defeat dr who so :/
CthulhuPanda
Yeah that musical number came out of nowhere!
BardicLasher
You think? I was actively waiting for it. It'd have been weirder to not have one.
MrCommonSense
MoooCow
I like this one better
KingCharlesIIX
You serious I posted this and got -4 downvotes I don’t get This website
TechKiddz
Imgur in a nutshell
jalenp69
I got em all except the zenyatta, is that supposed to be the 1 on 1 with Strange
Venet
Almost
Alphajohn
Most likely
YourLordCthulhu
Yeah, just before Strange makes the copies of himself, he does the Parvati arms thing
YourWaifuIsTrash
If anyone wants them all explained, here goes (obviously this is gonna have massive spoilers): >
ThePodd
Funny how one person went through and downvoted your whole thread.
YourWaifuIsTrash
I saw that, and was wondering why they did it. I spoiler-tagged it pretty clearly, enough people were confused the last time I saw the >
YourWaifuIsTrash
meme that I thought it might be useful, and I don't think I was wrong on any of them (except for who said which lines).
YourWaifuIsTrash
"I don't want to go" spoken by Spider-Man while dying from Thanos's use of the Infinity Stones. >
YourWaifuIsTrash
The dust is because shitloads of characters got disintegrated by the Stones after Thanos won. >
YourWaifuIsTrash
Squidward was the nickname Spidey (I think?) gave to Ebony Maw, the Thanos underling with Magneto's powers. >
PorneliusHubertII
That was Stark.
YourWaifuIsTrash
The donut is referencing the giant circular ships Thanos's underlings show up in. >
FizzleBurger
I had no idea the henchmen had names. I just googled them and, holy shit, they all sound like edgy teen OCs.
TheSINSmith
Tony
DaveGrohlsMoustache
You the real MVP. In all honesty, I have no plans to see this movie and was wondering what the pic collection meant.
iamspartan1262
Seen the movie but, space donut? Rabbit?
idowhatiwantwastaken
Dude literally calls rocket a rabbit like 5 times. Are you sure you watched it. The ships were donut shaped.
TechKiddz
Thought the donut was the dwarf ring
idowhatiwantwastaken
That was represented by the dink
TechKiddz
Yep big dink
NyanDroid
Maybe he went to sleep when mantis said sleeep
NyanDroid
Is the actress Korean btw?
idowhatiwantwastaken
I'm like 70% sure she is French. Cause she is from canada.
idowhatiwantwastaken
I mean I fell asleep during the movie. Overall rating of meh.
NyanDroid
It was nice overall..
YourLordCthulhu
I don't think it was BAD, personally. Didn't waste my time, I enjoyed it. But yeah, not my favorite
Muricanmania1
The middle portion of the movie was a but slow and repetitive bit the action is good, and the ending is nuts
AverageEverydayPeasant
Holy shit, that is amazingly accurate. Also, the first one makes me
WowMuchFuni
I was on the verge of crying at that scene, I didn't though... But I wish I did
Butane9000
That rabbit one though. Also the movie was sufficiently brutal. Even that after credits scene.
WowMuchFuni
What's the rabbit for? I can't seem to pinpoint it
AverageEverydayPeasant
SPOILER! QUICK, SHUT IT DOWN! It's what Thor keeps calling Rocket while they are on their journey to get Storm Breaker
WowMuchFuni
Oh yeah, now I got it. Thanks
HowAreThereStillNewLOTRMemes
Not him... Anyone but him :(
AverageEverydayPeasant
Gotta say though, this dude's acting was on par. I was holding it together up to his scene, then I sobbed like a baby.
HowAreThereStillNewLOTRMemes
Agreed, probably the best portrayal of that hero by far. Hope they get brought back.
AverageEverydayPeasant
It's Marvel, nobody is dead forever =P
K1ngst0n
He'll be back
Lamaman
Plot armor lasts through death for marvel heroes.
SummersSR2
Soul stone my dude