OdiumToJoy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DoYJaaQdGU
Feb 6, 2018 6:15 PM
OdiumToJoy
155031
3384
141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DoYJaaQdGU
zhukoz
Jesus christ she'd better not have a miscarriage
mcgigglepop
there's a bunch of drugs in the bag. "Cuff him!"
theboned1
That cop is a liar, Todd is not a good name at all.
LordCotton
She peed on that.
BananaRammaOfMontana
18 years to life
WrathOfLust
This is the kind of positive thing that needs to be viral instead of all the hate we are getting! Great post!
IMakeArtAndStuff
"We've got a runner!"
badmuthafucker
shit! wish he just given me ticket - (inner thought)guy becoming the father
chaotyx
I just smiled so fucking hard. Thanks op
srslyhatemyusername
“Ain’t mine”
Alexander22
She peed on that by the way
leiaili
Lol I was thinking the same thing
TheBlondChang
STOP MAKING ME CRY AT WORK.
LukeSkystalker
SeymourButss
This is great
Alexylkoe
What of the cop is actually the father and they wanted to cover it up
zma123456
That was the sweetest !
spiderqueendemon
I had a friend who used to drive in the HOV lanes with just herself, her husband and a positive pregnancy test, for the lark of it.
spiderqueendemon
She did it for like three weeks, waiting for a cop so she could tell him. Finally he noticed they were in the HOV lane, panicked.
spiderqueendemon
"Technically, depending on the cop's politics, we'd be fine." "What?! How?!" And she pulled the test strip out of the sunglass compartment.
spiderqueendemon
And it was the husband's excited, joyous, hand-waving glee that finally brought them to a cop's attention. He let them go with a warning.
spiderqueendemon
Friend's always been a bit of a rules-lawyer, since high school D&D.
Brandy321
What Fun. Congrats to the new parents too!
ColoradoGirrl
Well it’s more creative then how I told my husband.
CephalopodLodge5
How did you tell your husband?
ColoradoGirrl
I took the test and laid back down in bed with my heart racing. He could feel how hard it was beating and just knew.
CephalopodLodge5
That's actually a pretty sweet story!
ColoradoGirrl
It was terrifying at the time lol! I was 23 and found the idea of being a mom scary. Hubby was completely calm about the whole thing
RabbiKirschbaum
I can't help but his smile looks fake all the time.
corbynDallas
I don't know why people do these videos, most guys need time to get excited, they arnt like ooh! This is what I wanted my whole life!!!
lacarpitrondookmarriot
I think he’s in shock.
AFrogNamedClyde
I played the audio because his smile looked forced. His happiness is forced harder than that.
twostepsfromlost
"Could i get a ticket instead?"
Ballsackhands
Yep. Sorry but I can feel his fear. And I get it. A couple really needs to communicate about what to do before making it public.
tyrodd
It’s a good thing he didn’t pull that teddy bear out too fast
ThattBiggie
Holy shit lmfao
HansGrubersSuit
And then he shoots him? I dont get it.
DennisDoesStuff
Did she have the cops there incase he tried to run?
ChromaticCorvid
You win comment of the year so far. Jesus christ dude. +1
Bainin
CptRobotNinja
I got my heart warming smile AND an awful racist joke! Its a good day!
Hammsammiches
Not shown is when he later went to the store to get some things and never came back
ShamanShacker
jinko82
tactleneckwantsants
There it is.
ASolitudeGuard
shouldistayorshouldigo
MatrimBloodyCauthon
"I'M NOT READY TO BE A FATHER" "YES YOU ARE" -electricity sounds-
ShirouBlue
Man, i did the laugh.
GIJew17
Hahahahahaha you sick fuck
GamesDeen
Brutal. True. But brutal.
Wish2be
You sunuvabitch xD
sesamesnapsinhalf
drunkninjasmurf
Pillowfighter1991
Damn so dark it's in prison
Ravenbreaker
HAH, jokes about illegitimacy within certain communities. Classic.
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
God damn man
SomewhatSoberSometimes
deeaaammmnnnnn
Swashburglar
Savage
DudeWhoLived
????????????
Rakkndon
Jesus Christ.
SelfPleasureRobot
This reply was so dark that same cop shot it in the back and planted a BB gun under his arm.
aluriilol
fucking lmaO
RevengeByAnyOtherNameIsNotAsSweet
holy shit. I don't laugh often at imgur, but this did it.
blake20o1
Wow
watchingu33
The feels are strong with this one.
Ballsackhands
Lol I can see the fear in the man's face. Remember, having a child can be traumatic.
EchoRomeoIndiaCharlie
I'm not crying, you're crying!!!
gansteroflove
My smile can’t get any wider with this one. I’m happy for them.
kuntdestroyer
You are a fool, you could tell by the driver's face he's not happy and wants to run.
notyouravrgd
Yeah shake his hand that pregnancy test was clean
SexualSandwich
I’m going to drop you off at home and go run and get some cigarettes real quick. BRB
Vixess
Why daddy?
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
Well? Did he arrest him?
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
Resisting admission of proper use of child restraints. Very serious. Il have to see the manufacturors specs on her uterus
WillJeSuis
No need, he was already sentence to life...as a dad.
IcyPeter
They killed him............with kindness!
sillysallysusans
And bullets.
Justyouraveragegriefer
No, just shot him
cerberus63
DinoKebab
2 warning shots to the back.
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
After they beat him
GiantDad420
Sprinkle some crack on him.
DurendaI
He was resisting.
DetectiveSloth
Warning shot in the back
Swaggynator387
Well it looked like he had a rifle in his pants.
flosser
Planting some weapon.