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tankdog420
Mfw my future kid asks me.
Enoan
My grandparents were teenagers in the 60's.
aStupidTaco
How many pots have you done @OP?
yeahSeriously
"I am high right now, you little fuck, are you stoned?! Give that to me!" - would probably be my answer.
Eldorian
If he uses past tense, you did your job
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
South Park explains it best http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x27u1jw_randy-marsh-talk-about-marijuana_lifestyle
CrickleCrack
the answer I got from my dad after a long pause: I grew up in the 70's...
MyStrippernameisBubbles
"Why, got any?" -OP
Konfigg
''Are you asking me if I have any pot, dad?'' ''Nah, just....checking if you had any. I mean, it's bad for you you know...''
TheWonderfulGiantOctopussy
probably
TylerDoYB
*definitely
motherfuckingjesuschrist
"You'd be a lot cooler if you did"
Brettkeen
WhatAmIDoingWhoAmI
ImgurDevTeam
Handsterbator
This is probably the most unattractive I've seen her
SzabolcsDenes
But somehow she's still perfect.
xXMidNiteXx
"At least not the kind of shit that you smoke"
OneCraftyHooker
Oh shit! She got the Frankenstein!
MrStark
Number 1 reason most kids don't ever do drugs: they weren't cool and no one offered them any.
ProjectKurtz
Shit that's me. I was a lame ass uncool kid. Still kinda am but I get invited to do shit so that's a step above :D
MyFaceEyesAreBrownToo
Freda Felcher? From Cranston?! Yeah I remember...I mean...yeah...
icculus1284
Mr. French tickler.
Herbivore710
Yeah...yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of bullshit about me not listening to her, idk I wasn't paying attention.
km9v
Drugs are bad, mkay?
CorneliusCornwall
An actual quote from my dad "yeah I tried pot a time or two, hated it. I couldve been doin something better instead, like fishing."
FuryDivine
?por que no los dos¿
EpicKid2212
Do we have the same dad
csullivan
Hunting sober- well, that's like fishing. Sober.
csullivan
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/149670/rules-of-hunting
Mayhaveshatmyself
My mom rolled a joint and smoked it with me. When I was coughing from the first and reached for the joint again she said 1/2
Mayhaveshatmyself
"Not until you quit coughing like a bitch."
GodApollo
Why is your dad hank hill?
ANGRYBATMAN
"Why would anyone do drugs when they could mow a lawn?"
LeaderBeans
http://imgur.com/goGIPXk
LadyWidebottom
Because he just is, I tell you hwat
AFoolishSamuraiWarrior
OPsFatMom
I dont smoke anymore, buy getting high is about 100000000 times funner that fishing
wherethewildthingsr
I have never done pot, and didn't have my first alcoholic beverage until 21
conniecpu
I had my first alcoholic beverage *and* pot when I was 21 :P living in a recreational state is lovely. (WA) Prepackaged THC Vapes are cool.
MYLASAGA
Ok Hank Hill
ProjectKurtz
I smoked pot at 19 and had my first alcoholic drink at 20. If you don't count accidentally sipping my mom's beer at like 7.
yeahSeriously
That's how Junkie stories start.
wherethewildthingsr
also lost my virginity at 18
SugarSmack
Good for you! I can tell you're being honest too, by the way you say "done pot".
CrickleCrack
telltale signs of the rookie.
iPretend
Having been lied to and given misinformation about tons of shit growing up I intend to be very honest with my children.
bananahag
My parents were very honest and always told us if we had to try drugs only do weed, anything else could be "life ruining"
ProjectKurtz
When and if I have kids, I will be honest with them. I was a very boring teenager, though, so they'll probably assume I'm lying.
iPretend
I was a boring "bad" teenager. I was just curious rather than rebellious, mostly because I wanted to find what all I was lied to about.
ProjectKurtz
I had social anxiety and problems making friends. I replaced them with video games and hiding in my room from my abusive father. Yep.
iPretend
Abusive father. Feelsbadman. My parents are great and their lies were an attempt to protect me. Sorry to here about ur pop
ProjectKurtz
Yeah, it could've been worse. He mostly just yelled and screamed whenever he was upset.
ButterscotchSquats
Or you could end the cycle, don't have kids. Rise above, focus on science
PossiblyHitler
I don't think people got the rick and morty reference
SpecimenSpiff
Yeah, must be the reason for all the upvotes.
PossiblyHitler
It was negative when i commented yo
menotu799
Could it be because you are possibly hitler?