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Raiders of the Lost Ark
What should have happened: Indiana Jones faces off with the swordsman in an elaborate fight scene which culminates with Indy using his whip to disarm his foe.
What actually happened: Harrison Ford was suffering from dysentery on the day of shooting, and was too sick to perform his stunt. He suggested “shooting the sucker” to director Steven Spielberg to save time and move on, and an iconic movie moment was born.
The Dark Knight
What should have happened: In a climactic scene of Chris Nolan’s ‘The Dark Knight’, The Joker (Heath Ledger) casually walks away from the hospital, detonating the bombs he’s planted causing a huge explosion.
What actually happened: It was a one-time-only affair with a huge explosion rigged to go off. But for some reason, it didn’t. Ledger never breaking character, stopped, gave the detonator a comical shake, tried the button a few more times, and the explosion went off and cinematic history was made.
Django Unchained
What should have happened: Leonardo DiCaprio’s menacing Calvin Candie confronts Django about his past relationship with his slave Broomhilda. He raises his voice, slams around a bit, all perfectly normal for a Tarantino film.
What actually happened: DiCaprio slammed his hand onto the dining table, smashing a glass and cutting his hand open. Blood poured from his hand, but Tarantino didn’t cut and neither did Leo. He even smears his blood over the face of Kerry Washington’s horrified character. Her look of disgust and shock was genuine. https://media.giphy.com/media/PaUmKsy0RtFHa/giphy.gif
Casino Royale
What should have happened: Daniel Craig’s secret agent dives into the sea and floats off, watching the beautiful Solange dismount her horse on the beach.
What actually happened: Craig dove into the sea as instructed, but instead of “floating off”, he hit a sand bank. So he stood up instead of awkwardly swimming, and his Ursula Andress moment was complete, captured on film forever.
Midnight Cowboy
What should have happened: Dustin Hoffman and Jon Voight’s drifters simply cross the road, and had timed their walk precisely to hit the crossing on a “walk” signal.
What actually happened: A taxi driver jumped the light, nearly knocking the two actors over. Hoffman ad-libs and delivers the famous “I’m walking here!” line, which has since become part of the cultural lexicon.
A Clockwork Orange
What should have happened: Alex DeLarge and his gang of “droogs” invade the home of a writer, before beating him and raping his wife.
What actually happened: Director Stanley Kubrick struggled for days with this particular scene, until he asked Malcolm McDowell to improvise a song and dance for it. McDowell sang the only song he could think of - ‘Singin’ In The Rain’ - which worked prompting Kubrick to snap up the song rights for $10,000 to use it in the final film.
Annie Hall
What should have happened: Allen’s character Alvy is passed a tray of cocaine at a party, with Annie urging him on to “try something new”.
What actually happened: Allen dipped his finger into the white powder, but an allergic reaction caused him to sneeze violently blowing the “coke” up into the air. It was unscripted, but the scene provoked so much laughter at test screenings it stayed in the film despite it being a rehearsal.
The Usual Suspects
What should have happened: Five career criminals are brought together in a police line-up. Each has to deliver the line “Hand me the keys you f***ing c***sucker”.
What actually happened: After a day of filming, director Bryan Singer hadn’t achieved a single take without the actors cracking up with laughter. A rogue farter is blamed on the DVD extras, but the final result is so perfect we’re happy someone was suffering with flatulence that day, whoever it was.
Zoolander
What should have happened: Zoolander tracks down former hand model JP Drewitt (David Duchovny) to explain the plot to him. “Why male models?” asks the dim-witted Zoolander, and Drewiit explains.
What actually happened: The scene went off without a hitch until Ben Stiller forgot his follow up line, so he just repeated his question “Why male models?” causing Duchovny to ad-lib the response, “Are you kidding? I just told you like a minute ago!” and it ended up being one of the film’s funniest moments.
Fight Club
What should have happened: Ed Norton’s wimpy character is being taught how to fight by Brad Pitt’s cocksure Tyler Durden in a parking lot. Norton was supposed to meekly punch Pitt on the shoulder, as rehearsed.
What actually happened: Norton lamps Pitt right on the ear, causing him to cuss and shout “You hit me in the ear!”. Director David Fincher had provoked Norton into doing something different in the scene, but had neglected to tell Pitt, hence the surprise.
Apocalypse Now
What should have happened: Francis Ford Coppola envisioned the wayward Colonel Kurtz as a “lean and hungry warrior”, and cast Marlon Brando who he had worked with on ‘The Godfather’.
What actually happened: Brando arrived on set, bloated, weighing over 20 stone. “No Green Beret uniform on earth was big enough” said co-producer Gray Frederickson. Brando shaved his head, dressed in a big shapeless black muumuu, and demanded he improvise his lines, while only being shot in the dark. The resultant footage of Brando that Coppola somehow managed to get is menacing, brooding, bonkers, and 100% cinematic gold.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
What should have happened: Aragorn, Gandalf, Legolas, and Gimli are riding to Edoras. Eowyn steps outside of the great hall in a distraught state, wistfully staring into the distance. Cue a Peter Jackson signature scenery shot.
What actually happened: Miranda Otto’s character steps onto the windy courtyard as planned, but a wayward flag rips loose from its flag pole flying off into the distance. A cunning metaphor for Rohan’s fragile state, but actually a total fluke caused by a sloppy prop master.
HitlersFather
I've seen exactly 2 of these movies
plainoldfool
That damn Daniel Craig scene made me join a fucking gym.
javaknowledge
MORE!
AHornyRhino
Or a genius prop master.
Azorax
2 towers flag scene was perfect
JimStarluck
I start hearing the Rohan theme just watching the gif.
SmoothasDuck
I was waiting longer than I like to admit for Indiana Jones to be an animated GIF.
Nobodyn0se
Also the Spaceballs scene where Dark Helmet pounds on the side of the spaceship and it closes on him.
cklepper
The dark knight one isn't true. I forget where, and I'm too lazy to look for it, but the director said in an interview it was scripted.
tardis63
I thought that the delay was scripted but his exact response was improv, so I wouldn't call that an accident
PenisOfDeath
The explosion was intentional, Heath Ledgers response was unscripted.
ravenvalor95
Yep, recently watched the blu-ray and director commentary, Heath talked it over with Nolan before doing it on set, was all planned.
kazmosis
Also Lee Pace's reaction in GotG to the dance off was genuine. The script was supposed to have Pratt have lines, but Pace looked up and saw>
kazmosis
>Crisprat and all the extras dancing. https://33.media.tumblr.com/f1f462490b1139a5c500288119a69e7b/tumblr_nmkk1hXwgf1u2la4eo8_500.gif
NlGHTW0LF
that's also why Ronan's voice sounds different. That's Lee's voice asking that, not Ronan.
mrsmusica
That is fucking amazing. I thought it was on purpose, like Ronan was so shocked by the display that he dropped his normal façade.
TimeFoDat
#3 Did he get like, mega-sued by her for smearing his bio waste on her face? That would kind of bother me ... a lot.
Heritus
The part where he cut his hand during his monologue's genuine, but the following scene where he smears her face was shot later, fake blood.
flamingflamingo
In her place I'd be disturbed, especially by the character he was portraying, but I think I'd respect his artistic integrity. Begrudingly.
considerthis
I doubt the risk to her career would have been considered worth it.
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
Leo's Blood is like gold! ...Or whatever metal awards, other than Oscars, are made of.
Hipcatjack
I wanted someone to allude to that. At this point he has been in so many Oscar worthy roles, that it should become a RULE that he never does
PoeticSoul
They skipped telling the part where after rolling with it, they cut and Leo suggested smearing FAKE blood on her.
helagos
I'm glad there was someone else out there who knows that.
TimeFoDat
Yeah that's a really important detail to leave out ...
Weiners
Cracked.Com had this several months back
Ninkira
"Sloppy Prop Master" They were actually in very very strong winds on the top of that set. Also, I wouldn't call any member of the LOTR 1/2
Ninkira
Art Department "sloppy". Try "inspiring", "tireless", and "artisans". Lastly, flags of those nature are generally set by Set Dressers. 2/2
herebekrakens
I disagree with the LotR one. You can see the flag get pulled down by a line. Source: bingewatched all 3 last weekend.
evilmidweekcutie
I watched all 3 last weekend too. Twice. No regrets.
bilbo
I think the scene of it falling was filmed afterward. But the actual flag ripping off the pole was accidental
dualplains
The timing is too perfect. I think it may be an example of it happens accidentally in a take, directory loves it and reshoots till it works
herebekrakens
So you think they spliced it together? Interesting.
KobaltKnight
No, more like it happened on accident and they thought it looked so good that they reshot it, doing it intentionally that time.
CoreyLisle
BUT DID YOU KNOW LUDACRIS SPITTING OUT THE DRINK WASN'T SCRIPTED!!!!????!!! FJDHEVDBIDJEHD
OverpricedCrayon
Im getting really sick of all these "reaction is real" Did ya know bullshit posts.
DidYouKnowChrisPrattAdLibbedThat
Chris pratt told him to do it.
CoreyLisle
I prefer the LOTR one where Viggo Mortensen kicked the Uruk-Hai helmet and broke his foot!
KobaltKnight
That's a good one too, but it's brought up so often that I'm fine with it not being in this particular list.
sirsmeghead
20 stone?! Use a weight measure that the rest of the world understands ;)
somethingdark
280 pounds. Or 127 kilograms.
Reddoq
what about slugs for mass?
Telkesh
It's about 2 boulders. or 100 rocks. 1000 pebbles if you want to get specific.
balthane
How many Courics is that?
TheStoatMcGoats
It's 35 cloves or 71680 dram or 1960000 grain or 81667 pennyweight or 2.5 hundredweights.
OtherRichard
1 stone is 14lbs so 280 lbs.
DeanWinchestersPie
Oh damn that's heavy
ghostlight
280 pounds?! Use a weight measure that the rest of the world understands ;)
toneman238
30
KobaltKnight
Fine, that would be approximately 1245.5 Newtons.
impossibleodds
I don't trust the metric system. They measure things with ROCKS, like cavemen!
HistorySchmistory
Stone isn't a metric unit.
impossibleodds
So thanks, every moron who downvoted me because they can't take a joke and don't know what a kilogram is.
impossibleodds
Do you know what a kilogram is? Does anyone know what it fucking is? It's a rock they called a "kilogram," that they base weights off of.
viila
Furthermore, the pound in the US has been officially defined based on the kilogram (2.20462234 pounds to the kg) since 1893.
impossibleodds
You must be a riot at parties. Plus, platinum-iridium is just a fancy name for a rock.
viila
Originally it was defined as 1 liter of water at melting point of ice. Later the prototype was made out of platinum-iridium alloy.
Tyrannotron
At least half of these sound pretty intentional, so I'm not sure what you mean by accident.
Felman
Improvised would be a better word. You get to keep the accidents (like the taxi) while still being able to show the others
fishnugget1
Pretty dick move rubbing your blood into an unsuspecting woman's face, Leo
PoeticSoul
He didn't. After he cut it open and delivered his line he suggested rubbing fake blood on her when they cut.
fishnugget1
TMYK
clutchthepearls
I thought it was pretty well known Benecio del Toro was the farter?
olganunes
My favorite scene in Almost Famous was ad-libbed. "..ask me again."
TheUnholyGuacamole
I'm Browsing Here !
wittyandcharmingnamenoonehasthoughtofyet
Yeah hitting someone in the ear and not telling them could rupture an ear drum, that's actually pretty dangerous and a dick move if true.
ThePsychoanalyst
u gay bro
ahhloudnoises
The dark knight one was planned, they talk about it in behind the scenes
Coopdawgz
Yeah, the pause in the explosion was planned but Ledger's reaction was unscripted.
beastmodejada
I love movie trivia and such.
MasterDefenestrator
Fun fact: My Film Budget & Distribution professor was the AD for Midnight Cowboy. It was his fault that taxi wasn't cleared off set in time.
coldfusion172
#2 is called Method Acting, where the director knows what's going to happen but only tells the actor to stay in character until (1)
coldfusion172
the cut happens without letting them know what's going to happen before hand. (2)
SomeLameStuff
Ledger WAS told what was going to happen though. They walked through the scene multiple times with practice shots because 1/2
SomeLameStuff
they were blowing up an actual building and therefore would only have one shot. And for safety reasons because explosives. 2/2
millerhihlife
Supposedly Rohan was windy as hell and shit blowing everywhere was the way it was
MMAgCh
Yeah, they talked about this in the Extended Edition special features. That place (Mount Sunday) was really windy all the time, basically.
tzahald
although most of the actors said it was definitely one of their favorite places to film
captbloodface
Was there, can confirm. That wind can knock you off the mountain.
BilHam
I submit the Woody Allen scene was totally scripted, and predictable.
SherMattLockSmith
Besides the fact that none of his fingers were even on the powder, and the resulting cloud of powder would have cause anaphylactic shock.
GoddammitMrNoodle
I concur. Sneeze looks completely fake and he raises the "cocaine" closer to his face.
DrewTheStampede
He's allergic to the "cocaine"
Wootxor
Completely fits his self deprecating style.
itisnotjeremy
I thought these were just examples of being unscripted, I think some of these might of been reshot after the initial inspiration
KobaltKnight
That's what I'm thinking. It would still be a case of an unscripted incident changing how the movie plays out.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
To be fair, i think this whole thing is about really inspired pieces of spontaneous improvisation. I wouldn't doubt it wasn't spontanous>
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
but i agree, that i don't think he had a serious allergy to the white powder, causing him to blow into it.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
*And is the same for A Clockwork Orange, it wasn't an accident. It was just spontaneous and on the spot.
Dr0Hesinsideher
often it is unscripted the first time when its an accident.. and the actors laugh or somehting else, so they re-shoot the improved moment
RedWebster
Notice how his cheeks puff. Notice what your cheeks do when you sneeze
FillerNameToFillTheBox
Do you know how sneezes work? Your muscles tense. If your arms are extended, the tensing pulls them towards you
ColdWetAnimalNoses
Agreed and it makes me question the legitimacy all of these.
letsstealahouse
The Django one is mostly fake, too. He did cut his hand, but the part where he grabbed Washington's face was after - they kept the scene 1/2
letsstealahouse
where he cut his hand, but used fake blood in later scenes. 2/2
CapnJackSparrow
Indiana Jones is ad-libed, but that's not the story I've heard before, same with the Joker, and the "I'm walking here" line is debated
LRidge
The story is he just sneezed, nothing to do with an allergic reaction. I still don't buy it. What's the purpose of the scene otherwise?
parksAndRings
Is there a purpose to anything Woody Allen does?
DorcasAurelia
To cast himself as the romantic counterpart to women way too young and attractive for him.
ian9outof10
Well his sexual antics certain seem designed to irritate the law
LRidge
make comedies about relationships that some consider to be intellectually interesting.
Heinousarms
I read this exact list of yahoo today at work.
LookAtAllTheFucksIGive
So I guess it's SFW
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
Stealing: That's OK,everybody does that on the 'net. But Yahooo??? That's sooooo past millenium.
cornuts
Busy day at the office.
alanmarino
What's a Yahoo?
DinoKebab
People use Yahoo?
NlGHTW0LF
are you accusing me of stealing from Yahoo?
TheQuark
I downvoted the post but upvoted this comment for honesty.
MoleGrips
I'd like you to make another one please. That was really interesting. If you can...
NlGHTW0LF
I have a few in mind that will be OC
PlasmaRoar
Huh, why don't I remember Moriarty saying that...
MrTurtleWrangler
Miss me?
JasonForge
Admitting you reposted? Ballsy move...
chloramphenicolderivative
Yahoo has been dead for so long, it's really more graverobbing, than reposting.
NlGHTW0LF
I have more integrity than Buzzfeed
AggravatedFerret
For that, I upvote
supremecx
I always assumed you have to copy from Imgur/reddit to be 'reposting'.
BurtMacklinYouSOB
that makes sense.and how else would OP have known this information too? it had to have been posted somewhere. unless he was at each filming.
FallingTowardtheSky
Why are you reading Yahoo?
NlGHTW0LF
My first email account is there.
mariaimgur
Same here! Use yahoo for email
leftyshuckles
Because he's stuck at work
CarbonDioxideBubbles
What should have happened: Literally anything else What actually happened: Fantastic Four
Goronhead
Why must I only have one upvote to give.
Nobahdi
I'm starting to think the 1994 Fantastic Four was the best of them all.
Crazytrain77
Fantastic Fuckup.
kelpsie
Which Fantastic Four? Oh, all of them.
dasmause
All eight of them
ddswnz
I dunno, the '94 one has its charms
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BetterLuckyThanGood
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MuayThaiwinLannister
Fant4stic*
aureolus
Was it actually that bad??
chongothewarriormonkey
People are giving it a lot of crap but I actually liked it. I think they did a way better job with the characters than the last movie.
pronacc
9% on rottentomatoes.com should tell you something.
NinjasStoleMyMama
American Ultra also. God that was garbage.
chrimmm
I got all the way to the bottom but thus comment did it +1
gwshark
..ouch!
otakudan
You know what's the sad thing is? Fox would have the gull to reboot it again just as a fuck you to Marvel. Same goes with x-men movies.
CoconutCyclone
Have you read about what Marvel is doing to fuck Fox over in the movies area? Because it's hilarious.
otakudan
The other fuck you to Fox from Marvel is that they are removing all X-Men characters and merchandise and replacing it with the Inhumans.
Krono562
About how they aren't creating any more x men? Or is there something new i haven'y heard of yet?
CoconutCyclone
They cancelled F4 and they're moving all mutants to a mutant exclusive planet to prevent Fox from being able to use more characters.
Krono562
hah
Atharaphelun
What should have happened: Avatar: The Last Airbender movie | What actually happened: absolutely nothing
ZachPutland
But a movie never should have been made either. It was fine just as it was
DemographicUnknown
There is no movie in Ba Sing Se.
tamalero
WELCOME TO LAKE LAOGAI.. THERE IS NO LAST AIRBENDER MOVIE..
HarveyDentTrust
BatmanTheGoddamn
Did they ever explain that scene?
NateintheNorth
What should have happened: MOAR cartoon Avatar! (Maybe a cartoon movie by the animators)
japanrose
But now we're getting a sequel! Won't that be GREAT?! *Starts hitting head to wall.*
PFDR95
Furreal?
Confrontation
I just looked it up... Yeah...
trickflo
Is there legit a sequel? I cant find any information on that.
SomeLameStuff
Oh yeah, full trilogy http://www.vcpost.com/articles/88873/20150904/avatar-last-airbender-2-updates-m-night-shyamalan-returns-direct.htm
ninjaplz85
Well, at least my dad will be happy...
CirB
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
trickflo
Sweet
themajor77
Yeah, too bad that never came out. I really wanted to see it but I guess they just didn't make an Avatar movie...