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dickjaso13
I just fapped to wifey. She's still got it
JCLII
I must be old school. Tori Welles, Amber Lynn, Racquel Darrian, and the most wonderful of them all, Ginger Lynn.
WeOnlyPostWhenStoned
Don't forget Danni Ashe.
clem2270
yup, was going to mention her, but you already did. She's pretty awesome.
Quagalcheck
I know all but the last one. That Heather Brooke and Wifey though, they were the best.
leversandpulleys
Same here. Didn't know the last, and the third was meh. First two were...dependable.
xKaraKx
Heather brooke, sophie dee, stoya and sasha, samantha rone
ChilliWingDingALing
Christina model made me hate-urbate, her dancing infuriated me but her jiggling endeared me
kcufuck
Turns out her name is Heather Harmon. People just thought it was Heather Brooke by the lime wire vids with her friend Brooke in the Threeway
YouCantBeTheStigBecauseIAmTheStig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQA_5iPdySw Just gonna leave this here
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Early 20005 :D But other than that, cool video :)
Strauchdieb
ThisWouldMakeAGreatUsername
http://imgur.com/Pe1v3A7
DiljoSchwaggens
God I almost forgot about this gem of gif
Nebayo
brethamus
Look at the dick star. Look at it
izzitekk
I looked at this like, 'Wtf!?' ... its .. well.. its.. yeah. no words
Me too. I still don't know what is it.
HelloYesThisIsSatan
thatsapenis.jpg
Napsaremymistress
Oh God! These women are responsible for buckets....Soo many buckets...
TotallyLost
I grew up with all the "Teen" ones. So basically use a name and put Teen before or after it, e.g. Teen Kelly, Tiffany Teen.
zerothoughtgiven
was basically the porn naming nomenclature like the rappers that all had Big or Lil in front of their name...literally dozens.
dhaves
What about Tawnee Stone!
WhatTheActualF
and Jordan Capri, Alison Angel..
cakesbooty
I was looking for this
StarrryNight
Them were the days.
DPHENS
Rovylern
Garmy strong!
Chouilste
And her ''sister'' Tori!
caolila
I myself remember fondly of Kate's Playground.
starvingpoet
oh yeah, wifey's world. That brings me back.
jawsmorgan
Sweet Baby Jesus thanks for putting a name to Wifey....I never knew!! Tumblr pages galore!!
bentwrenches
I dated a girl off POF that looked a lot like her.
You lucky bastard, did a bit of time on pof but never met a beaut like that!
Just remember the crazy/hot scale.She was so insecure, spent all her money on "Beautification" surgery and such. Shame cause she was smokin!
I always blocked out the crazy part !
Well I'm not saying We didn't do the do. But I couldn't stick around.
MechaNinja
For some reason Heather and Wifey always get mixed up in my head. Thanks for having them in the same post so I can try to keep them separate
100PercentGradeABumblebees
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE.
TheCur
Heather and Sandra (Wifey) were my reasons for discovering the internets! I actually call Mrs TheCur "Wifey" and she's ok with that! :)
filipinoboxspringhog
You lost me at the last one there mate
zeradeth
Her last name is my first name. I am uncomfortable
TwatSprinkle
WHAT ARE THOSE!?
Fuck... Wrong thread... Pls ignore
victell
lol
ProbableLoss
She's TRYIN!
Thedogmatrix
Second
Lamech777
He saves that one for Mondays
wolfpreist
huh
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
What? You're not into 4.7/10s?
kingofmoydow
Congrats on your first big comment. This is gloriously blunt (",)
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
I upvoted this to 69, huh huh huh huh
[deleted]
acceptmeplz
i downvoted you to -1.
swaptrick
Dawn's Place: Creampie
WhyIsEveryDamnUsernamTaken
*Heather Harmon, Brooke is her hot friend!
somthingsfucky
Her name is Heather Brooke. It's also Harmon, she's gone by both, but anyone with an 56k modem can tell you she was Heather Brooke first.
ΒΆ 5 - http://thoughtcatalog.com/hersh-bavnik/2013/12/the-legend-of-heather-i-deepthroat-an-incomplete-story-of-americas-greatest-porn-star/
BubbleGutandtheHotSnakes
Heather Brooke changed the game.
SpannJoel
My list would would be that girl .. you know the one, the other one with the boobies, Heather Brooke and that whatsherface girl.
ashleypomeroy
Aria Giovanni? Petra Verkaik? The one that died? The other one that died? Marilyn Lange? I'm going back in time here.
MillerLitesaber
Aria Giovanni... that reference hit me right in the dial-up
Heather Brooke ftw
malfunctionm1ke
Ifyouchangeyourusernameitliftsyourban
I'm getting that you really like boobies?
TheGiraffeLord
No, I disagree. OP is probably gay
Toxariz
Who doesn't.
RxGeek
see OPs username...
thatonepagankidinthegroup
I feel like I missed a great opportunity of being a bra-model, or at least doing porn.
funkymonkeee
Well I can help you with both if you're still up for it
CthulhuApproved
? Pics or it didn't happen ?
BetterLuckyThanGood
It's really never too late for either of those things.
For science (NSFW): http://imgur.com/KCJ7Uuw
angryangrybird
that's very attractive.
yallgotanymoredankmemes
Noice
walterpeck
They were popular in the late 90s for a reason.
DickChapey
"90's"
freegiant
PizzaPlanet
We are approximately the same age +1
SirSandwich
"Only 90s kids will understand"
jimmydonkley
"So how old are you?" "Wifey." "Ey, me too." We have our new calendar.
Man, it's crazy to think about... people that are Gauge are old enough to be having kids of their own already
KlaatuVaradaNicto
Oh, Wifey. Yes.
thedudeone101
Jessica Drake, Jenna Haze, and Tera Patrick all taught me how to be a man. A man hunched over a computer screen.
OweMiGurd
ive been following jenna haze since she added me on myspace when i was 14. thanks jenna :)
MrNailbrain
Phoenix Marie, Tori Black, Eva Angelina, Lexi Belle
Order66exe
I rate Phoenix Marie's beej technique
iamthisguy247
Agree on Lexi Belle.
kentk94
Hell yes! Also agree with Lexi!
Duendes
I can tell you're younger than me by mentioning those pornstars. Holly Body, Rebecca Wild, & Kobe Tai!
Damn son, kickin it old school! And yes, 23.
azazyel
Here's mine http://imgur.com/kAWKplW
Greinaut
Its time for me to do a history lesson
TakeItToTheHouse
hashtag spice channel hashtag nineties hashtag when we used to watch porn in groups sitting on the bed in somebody else's parents room.
BabaBooeytoo
Same here brother
WeenerWinnerChickenDinner
http://imgur.com/r9K0eVn
meth0dz
If you stare long enough.. it'll clear up for a quick second.. DIDJA SEE IT?!?!
stennesrc
I see a nipple
shackattacktime
jesus, making me think samara's weird cousin is about to appear on my screen
HeDistinctlySaidToBlaaave
I remember th.... I'm old.
Facelessl
Touche
thedownlowe
I almost forgot.
TheRicM
*hears footsteps approaching* *quickly changes channel*
The22ndDoctor
You have to turn the outer tuning knob. Small moves Ellie.
HeliPilot
It only counts if you saw a nipple
CuppyJo
Classic.
Ersy90
Looks like a nascar racetrack on the left
hstein3
https://youtu.be/GR2XfLI2cEs
IvanYackinOff
That's a tit!
Gameking116
only 90s kids will understand! ;]
NotifweJammit
That algorithm couldn't scramble my horny teenage descrambler of a mind. Win!!
SpongebobCrotchlessPanties
The only thing I see in there is the "kAWK" in that URL
crimsonghost1
Squiggly porn!
chuckles34
I borrowed that one
Toomanydamnlogins
Where one couldn't really tell if they were screwing, walking, or playing tennis.
Cristhianbf
kids now will never know the struggle
shinyRK9
a nipple!
nattyd20
Well done. I lol'd
pennywize
It's amazing how this was a thing in every teenagers home around the world.
MrPredator
For me, her name was channel 79.
AHornyRhino
The middle image looks like someone fisting a prolapsed anus.
elzool26
I miss scrambled porn. All these blue and purple aliens... messed me up.
AZDan2012
ON TV
dubhgradh
the struggle is real.
frankiess
So it's a scrambled cable signal? Interesting cultural difference - as a european, I've never ran into that.
AdmJota
I'm expect that 95% of imgur has never run into that, since most people here are too young anyway.
Hehe good point.
and0ne
Memories
Pedango
...thats a fishing show!
RockMeSweetTonyDanza
nsfw
NucularCrisitunity
omg, i think that was a nipple!
Sometimes it's a boob sometimes an elbow. Usually we never find out, and never does it matter. Still hand sex.
OrangeFlavours
Actually I'm pretty sure that exact picture was aligned to show it's just a normal pic of a girl.
agumonkey
Should I consider myself lucky ? http://imgur.com/1Sy4uJa
ChewSoap
That's censored less than most Japanese porn!
The sound was scrambled too. Now this is mean.
No, THIS is mean!
BigAZNMan
channel 99 was best channel for almost rainbow nipple. The sounds were enough
TheDudeanator
Out here it used to be channel 69 and 99
KaramojoBell
Signed in just to upvote this incredibly nostalgic comment. +1
AwesomeTeddybear
Heather Brooke - Tori Black - Sasha Grey in chronological order
No Stoya anywhere
Toomuchinternet33
Alexis Texas, Rachel Starr, Lisa Ann, Kelly Divine, Melody Jordan :)
MOTHERFUCKINGKHORNE
2/3 in common with me. Replace Heather Brooke with Eve Laurence. I miss that woman but I respect her a lot for going back to school.
Actually, I lied to myself. Put Lily Thai in place of tori. That was me as a teenager.
HolyHokie
Faye Regan? No one else
JoeFoe11
For me it's been Heather Brooke Alexis Texas and Ava Devine.
HeeeyBrother
Deauxma, Sara Jay, Holly Halston, rachel roxxx and Diamond Foxxx
AmishRakefighter
Jeanna Fine, anyone?
Her with Anna Malle
Moefassa
Same here. Showing our age ;)
tRAGE
Who's your current? Dakota Skye maybe?
TanstaaflTovarisch
Her name is Heather Harmon. Brooke was another girl in one of the vids.
XtraT
We know, we still call her Heather Brooke.
ok
1spodaspakers
She's known as heather Brooke. If it bothers you when a pornstar's real name isn't used I have bad news for you
InitHello
But Heather Brooke wasn't a performing name, it was a misnomer applied by the perv community. She might not even know about it.
fuckurbutthurt
Hate to break it to u, shes a pornstar. Niether name is her real name. Doubt she cares as much as u do. Holy shit...
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Heather_Harmon Her real name actually is Heather Harmon. Some pornstars actually do use their name. nsfw link
dickjaso13
I just fapped to wifey. She's still got it
JCLII
I must be old school. Tori Welles, Amber Lynn, Racquel Darrian, and the most wonderful of them all, Ginger Lynn.
WeOnlyPostWhenStoned
Don't forget Danni Ashe.
clem2270
yup, was going to mention her, but you already did. She's pretty awesome.
Quagalcheck
I know all but the last one. That Heather Brooke and Wifey though, they were the best.
leversandpulleys
Same here. Didn't know the last, and the third was meh. First two were...dependable.
xKaraKx
Heather brooke, sophie dee, stoya and sasha, samantha rone
ChilliWingDingALing
Christina model made me hate-urbate, her dancing infuriated me but her jiggling endeared me
kcufuck
Turns out her name is Heather Harmon. People just thought it was Heather Brooke by the lime wire vids with her friend Brooke in the Threeway
YouCantBeTheStigBecauseIAmTheStig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQA_5iPdySw Just gonna leave this here
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Early 20005 :D But other than that, cool video :)
Strauchdieb
ThisWouldMakeAGreatUsername
http://imgur.com/Pe1v3A7
DiljoSchwaggens
God I almost forgot about this gem of gif
Nebayo
brethamus
Look at the dick star. Look at it
izzitekk
I looked at this like, 'Wtf!?' ... its .. well.. its.. yeah. no words
Nebayo
Me too. I still don't know what is it.
HelloYesThisIsSatan
thatsapenis.jpg
Napsaremymistress
Oh God! These women are responsible for buckets....Soo many buckets...
TotallyLost
I grew up with all the "Teen" ones. So basically use a name and put Teen before or after it, e.g. Teen Kelly, Tiffany Teen.
zerothoughtgiven
was basically the porn naming nomenclature like the rappers that all had Big or Lil in front of their name...literally dozens.
dhaves
What about Tawnee Stone!
WhatTheActualF
and Jordan Capri, Alison Angel..
cakesbooty
I was looking for this
StarrryNight
Them were the days.
DPHENS
Rovylern
Garmy strong!
Chouilste
And her ''sister'' Tori!
caolila
I myself remember fondly of Kate's Playground.
starvingpoet
oh yeah, wifey's world. That brings me back.
jawsmorgan
Sweet Baby Jesus thanks for putting a name to Wifey....I never knew!! Tumblr pages galore!!
bentwrenches
I dated a girl off POF that looked a lot like her.
jawsmorgan
You lucky bastard, did a bit of time on pof but never met a beaut like that!
bentwrenches
Just remember the crazy/hot scale.She was so insecure, spent all her money on "Beautification" surgery and such. Shame cause she was smokin!
jawsmorgan
I always blocked out the crazy part !
bentwrenches
Well I'm not saying We didn't do the do. But I couldn't stick around.
MechaNinja
For some reason Heather and Wifey always get mixed up in my head. Thanks for having them in the same post so I can try to keep them separate
100PercentGradeABumblebees
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE.
TheCur
Heather and Sandra (Wifey) were my reasons for discovering the internets! I actually call Mrs TheCur "Wifey" and she's ok with that! :)
filipinoboxspringhog
You lost me at the last one there mate
zeradeth
Her last name is my first name. I am uncomfortable
TwatSprinkle
WHAT ARE THOSE!?
TwatSprinkle
Fuck... Wrong thread... Pls ignore
victell
lol
ProbableLoss
She's TRYIN!
Thedogmatrix
Second
Lamech777
He saves that one for Mondays
wolfpreist
huh
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
What? You're not into 4.7/10s?
kingofmoydow
Congrats on your first big comment. This is gloriously blunt (",)
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
I upvoted this to 69, huh huh huh huh
[deleted]
[deleted]
acceptmeplz
i downvoted you to -1.
swaptrick
Dawn's Place: Creampie
WhyIsEveryDamnUsernamTaken
*Heather Harmon, Brooke is her hot friend!
somthingsfucky
Her name is Heather Brooke. It's also Harmon, she's gone by both, but anyone with an 56k modem can tell you she was Heather Brooke first.
WhyIsEveryDamnUsernamTaken
ΒΆ 5 - http://thoughtcatalog.com/hersh-bavnik/2013/12/the-legend-of-heather-i-deepthroat-an-incomplete-story-of-americas-greatest-porn-star/
BubbleGutandtheHotSnakes
Heather Brooke changed the game.
SpannJoel
My list would would be that girl .. you know the one, the other one with the boobies, Heather Brooke and that whatsherface girl.
ashleypomeroy
Aria Giovanni? Petra Verkaik? The one that died? The other one that died? Marilyn Lange? I'm going back in time here.
MillerLitesaber
Aria Giovanni... that reference hit me right in the dial-up
swaptrick
Heather Brooke ftw
malfunctionm1ke
Ifyouchangeyourusernameitliftsyourban
I'm getting that you really like boobies?
TheGiraffeLord
No, I disagree. OP is probably gay
Toxariz
Who doesn't.
RxGeek
see OPs username...
thatonepagankidinthegroup
I feel like I missed a great opportunity of being a bra-model, or at least doing porn.
funkymonkeee
Well I can help you with both if you're still up for it
CthulhuApproved
? Pics or it didn't happen ?
BetterLuckyThanGood
It's really never too late for either of those things.
thatonepagankidinthegroup
For science (NSFW): http://imgur.com/KCJ7Uuw
angryangrybird
that's very attractive.
yallgotanymoredankmemes
Noice
walterpeck
They were popular in the late 90s for a reason.
DickChapey
"90's"
thatonepagankidinthegroup
I feel like I missed a great opportunity of being a bra-model, or at least doing porn.
freegiant
PizzaPlanet
We are approximately the same age +1
SirSandwich
"Only 90s kids will understand"
jimmydonkley
"So how old are you?" "Wifey." "Ey, me too." We have our new calendar.
MillerLitesaber
Man, it's crazy to think about... people that are Gauge are old enough to be having kids of their own already
KlaatuVaradaNicto
Oh, Wifey. Yes.
thedudeone101
Jessica Drake, Jenna Haze, and Tera Patrick all taught me how to be a man. A man hunched over a computer screen.
OweMiGurd
ive been following jenna haze since she added me on myspace when i was 14. thanks jenna :)
MrNailbrain
Phoenix Marie, Tori Black, Eva Angelina, Lexi Belle
Order66exe
I rate Phoenix Marie's beej technique
iamthisguy247
Agree on Lexi Belle.
kentk94
Hell yes! Also agree with Lexi!
Duendes
I can tell you're younger than me by mentioning those pornstars. Holly Body, Rebecca Wild, & Kobe Tai!
MrNailbrain
Damn son, kickin it old school! And yes, 23.
azazyel
Here's mine http://imgur.com/kAWKplW
Greinaut
Its time for me to do a history lesson
TakeItToTheHouse
hashtag spice channel hashtag nineties hashtag when we used to watch porn in groups sitting on the bed in somebody else's parents room.
BabaBooeytoo
Same here brother
WeenerWinnerChickenDinner
http://imgur.com/r9K0eVn
meth0dz
If you stare long enough.. it'll clear up for a quick second.. DIDJA SEE IT?!?!
stennesrc
I see a nipple
shackattacktime
jesus, making me think samara's weird cousin is about to appear on my screen
HeDistinctlySaidToBlaaave
I remember th.... I'm old.
Facelessl
Touche
thedownlowe
I almost forgot.
TheRicM
*hears footsteps approaching* *quickly changes channel*
The22ndDoctor
You have to turn the outer tuning knob. Small moves Ellie.
HeliPilot
It only counts if you saw a nipple
CuppyJo
Classic.
Ersy90
Looks like a nascar racetrack on the left
hstein3
https://youtu.be/GR2XfLI2cEs
IvanYackinOff
That's a tit!
Gameking116
only 90s kids will understand! ;]
NotifweJammit
That algorithm couldn't scramble my horny teenage descrambler of a mind. Win!!
SpongebobCrotchlessPanties
The only thing I see in there is the "kAWK" in that URL
crimsonghost1
Squiggly porn!
chuckles34
I borrowed that one
Toomanydamnlogins
Where one couldn't really tell if they were screwing, walking, or playing tennis.
Cristhianbf
kids now will never know the struggle
shinyRK9
a nipple!
nattyd20
Well done. I lol'd
pennywize
It's amazing how this was a thing in every teenagers home around the world.
MrPredator
For me, her name was channel 79.
AHornyRhino
The middle image looks like someone fisting a prolapsed anus.
elzool26
I miss scrambled porn. All these blue and purple aliens... messed me up.
AZDan2012
ON TV
dubhgradh
the struggle is real.
frankiess
So it's a scrambled cable signal? Interesting cultural difference - as a european, I've never ran into that.
AdmJota
I'm expect that 95% of imgur has never run into that, since most people here are too young anyway.
frankiess
Hehe good point.
and0ne
Memories
Pedango
...thats a fishing show!
RockMeSweetTonyDanza
nsfw
NucularCrisitunity
omg, i think that was a nipple!
iamthisguy247
Sometimes it's a boob sometimes an elbow. Usually we never find out, and never does it matter. Still hand sex.
OrangeFlavours
Actually I'm pretty sure that exact picture was aligned to show it's just a normal pic of a girl.
agumonkey
Should I consider myself lucky ? http://imgur.com/1Sy4uJa
ChewSoap
That's censored less than most Japanese porn!
agumonkey
The sound was scrambled too. Now this is mean.
ChewSoap
No, THIS is mean!
BigAZNMan
channel 99 was best channel for almost rainbow nipple. The sounds were enough
TheDudeanator
Out here it used to be channel 69 and 99
KaramojoBell
Signed in just to upvote this incredibly nostalgic comment. +1
AwesomeTeddybear
Heather Brooke - Tori Black - Sasha Grey in chronological order
swaptrick
No Stoya anywhere
Toomuchinternet33
Alexis Texas, Rachel Starr, Lisa Ann, Kelly Divine, Melody Jordan :)
MOTHERFUCKINGKHORNE
2/3 in common with me. Replace Heather Brooke with Eve Laurence. I miss that woman but I respect her a lot for going back to school.
MOTHERFUCKINGKHORNE
Actually, I lied to myself. Put Lily Thai in place of tori. That was me as a teenager.
HolyHokie
Faye Regan? No one else
JoeFoe11
For me it's been Heather Brooke Alexis Texas and Ava Devine.
HeeeyBrother
Deauxma, Sara Jay, Holly Halston, rachel roxxx and Diamond Foxxx
AmishRakefighter
Jeanna Fine, anyone?
Duendes
Her with Anna Malle
Moefassa
Same here. Showing our age ;)
tRAGE
Who's your current? Dakota Skye maybe?
TanstaaflTovarisch
Her name is Heather Harmon. Brooke was another girl in one of the vids.
XtraT
We know, we still call her Heather Brooke.
[deleted]
[deleted]
XtraT
ok
1spodaspakers
She's known as heather Brooke. If it bothers you when a pornstar's real name isn't used I have bad news for you
InitHello
But Heather Brooke wasn't a performing name, it was a misnomer applied by the perv community. She might not even know about it.
fuckurbutthurt
Hate to break it to u, shes a pornstar. Niether name is her real name. Doubt she cares as much as u do. Holy shit...
TanstaaflTovarisch
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Heather_Harmon Her real name actually is Heather Harmon. Some pornstars actually do use their name. nsfw link