WeOnlyPostWhenStoned

20591 pts · July 11, 2015


Greetings! We are a couple (31m and 26f) that loves us some weed. We use it medicinally; me, for migraines, insomnia, and appetite issues; she, for anxiety and depression. We live in San Diego, but only I (the guy) am from here; my gf is from far northeast Maine. We created this account so we could have a place to put the stuff we think of that is funny while we are stoned. Upvotes, downvotes...we don't really care. Peace! Note: if our posts start with HIM or HER, we are just indicating which one of us is posting it.

Je mehr du weisst...

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One of three labs my parents have. Cali, for National Dog Day. The other two labs are for making meth.

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MRW I see one of my comments being downvoted straight to hell.

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He's headed to Walmart to pick up more 'MURICA!

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This right here is why I want to get out of San Diego

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Breaking Imgur News: spy photo from inside the Spam Reporting Dept at Imgur Headquarters, San Francisco.

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Oh look...new iOS features

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Phrasing?!

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MRW I've had White Lines stuck in my head for hours

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Munchie time

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If you thought he was slow before, you just wait

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Well, this looks like a step in the right direction

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MRW I see the same comments multiple times and it's happening on every post.

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MRW she says, "I want my muff chomped"

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MRW the bandaid on my right thumb prevents me from typing normally on my phone. Left thumb and right index it is...

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MRW it's Saturday morning and there are no cartoons on...and it's not 1989 and I'm 6 years old.

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MRW one lady news anchor asks another if she's wet on live TV.

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Can my personality be summed up by a shirt? Looks like it can be.

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Intense cat vs terrorist face off

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This is frequently sent back and forth between me and my gf

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MRW I hear that it's "Free Prostate Exam Night" at tonight's Padre game.

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MRW I I see that Papa Johns cooks their pizzas at 420°

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Am I the only one who feels like, the worse the mobile app gets, the less new posts there are?

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MRW my gf texts me "Spoon?" from in the bedroom

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Who says San Diego can't handle a little rain?

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MRW I try to watch the VMAs just to get a laugh.

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MRW I wake up at 5am no matter what

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Cabin in Big Bear, Ca that my family used to own. That place was so tranquil.

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I know it happens every day, but damn it's nice to look at.

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You win this time, Right Banana. I guess I'm eating three bananas.

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Slaving away in the kitchen while my gf plays video games.

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This is 95-year-old yoga master Kazım Gürbüz. This is what eating right and 50+ years of yoga can do for you.

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HA!

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MRW my morning bowl kicks in. Go away, migraine!

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I guess my dad got bored while recovering from back surgery and decided to clean all of his guns.

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MRW I realize that I know the Papa Johns 50% off code by heart

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MRW I'm watching Law Abiding Citizen and I know the cell phone scene is coming up. My heart is racing!

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Photoshop potential is high with this one.

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A quiet morning and some hobbit leaf

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MRW I smell our bacon cooking in the oven

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I never look at the FP. I don't even know what's there. I don't know what it wants, nor do I care.

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Dick jokes!!

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MRW I see commercials for the new season of a show that I've never heard of

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Which one of you stole my cat's neck?

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MRW I realize that the new "lane sensing" technology that cars are coming out with might phase out people not using their turn signals when changing lanes.

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MRW I learn that Wes Craven died and I think about what this place is going to look like soon.

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MRW new loud Brazilian neighbor's move in across from existing loud Brazilian neighbor's and they have yellversations all night long.

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Current status

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High as Manute Bol's nuts and still got checkmate

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MRW my remote gets stuck and I see 20 seconds of ABC Family original programming.

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I'm so high and this makes me happy

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Time for his nightly visit with the kitchen ghosts

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aaaaaand I'm happy

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MRW I'm baked like your mom's apple pie and I get my Papa Johns order confirmation

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We rub you rooong time

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