Je mehr du weisst...
One of three labs my parents have. Cali, for National Dog Day. The other two labs are for making meth.
MRW I see one of my comments being downvoted straight to hell.
He's headed to Walmart to pick up more 'MURICA!
This right here is why I want to get out of San Diego
Breaking Imgur News: spy photo from inside the Spam Reporting Dept at Imgur Headquarters, San Francisco.
Oh look...new iOS features
Phrasing?!
MRW I've had White Lines stuck in my head for hours
Munchie time
If you thought he was slow before, you just wait
Well, this looks like a step in the right direction
MRW I see the same comments multiple times and it's happening on every post.
MRW she says, "I want my muff chomped"
MRW the bandaid on my right thumb prevents me from typing normally on my phone. Left thumb and right index it is...
MRW it's Saturday morning and there are no cartoons on...and it's not 1989 and I'm 6 years old.
MRW one lady news anchor asks another if she's wet on live TV.
Can my personality be summed up by a shirt? Looks like it can be.
Intense cat vs terrorist face off
This is frequently sent back and forth between me and my gf
MRW I hear that it's "Free Prostate Exam Night" at tonight's Padre game.
MRW I I see that Papa Johns cooks their pizzas at 420°
Am I the only one who feels like, the worse the mobile app gets, the less new posts there are?
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MRW my gf texts me "Spoon?" from in the bedroom
Who says San Diego can't handle a little rain?
MRW I try to watch the VMAs just to get a laugh.
MRW I wake up at 5am no matter what
Cabin in Big Bear, Ca that my family used to own. That place was so tranquil.
I know it happens every day, but damn it's nice to look at.
You win this time, Right Banana. I guess I'm eating three bananas.
Slaving away in the kitchen while my gf plays video games.
This is 95-year-old yoga master Kazım Gürbüz. This is what eating right and 50+ years of yoga can do for you.
HA!
MRW my morning bowl kicks in. Go away, migraine!
I guess my dad got bored while recovering from back surgery and decided to clean all of his guns.
MRW I realize that I know the Papa Johns 50% off code by heart
MRW I'm watching Law Abiding Citizen and I know the cell phone scene is coming up. My heart is racing!
Photoshop potential is high with this one.
A quiet morning and some hobbit leaf
MRW I smell our bacon cooking in the oven
I never look at the FP. I don't even know what's there. I don't know what it wants, nor do I care.
Dick jokes!!
MRW I see commercials for the new season of a show that I've never heard of
Which one of you stole my cat's neck?
MRW I realize that the new "lane sensing" technology that cars are coming out with might phase out people not using their turn signals when changing lanes.
MRW I learn that Wes Craven died and I think about what this place is going to look like soon.
MRW new loud Brazilian neighbor's move in across from existing loud Brazilian neighbor's and they have yellversations all night long.
Current status
High as Manute Bol's nuts and still got checkmate
MRW my remote gets stuck and I see 20 seconds of ABC Family original programming.
I'm so high and this makes me happy
Time for his nightly visit with the kitchen ghosts
aaaaaand I'm happy
MRW I'm baked like your mom's apple pie and I get my Papa Johns order confirmation
We rub you rooong time