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Khajas
TIL it's okay to pee my pants.
Toyfan1
All old people become witchers, duh.
fpach520
IMGURN3WB
http://68.media.tumblr.com/e173371ca34389e09bad776ae58dd398/tumblr_ong81o6GG51rdtdx0o4_r1_400.gif
Carnwenhau
#12 is a bunch of bull.
fregeek
fregeek
Into plant nutrient, leaving only clean water to re-enter the fish tank. Simple yet elegant self sustaining fish + veggie system. 2/2
AntiDownVoteActivist
2 viral reposts* in 1 week.
catfaps
pareidoliaperson
This one night we had a doner kebab with their "home made" garlic sauce. In the early morning while in sleep I farted so it woke every me up
gernjer
The science on morning wood is hardly firm. Great sentence.
Moobbles
Testosterone peaks in the morning, hence morning glory.
Forere
What I understood about morning stiffies was that reduced breathing while sleeping caused it, similar to how asphyxiation causes boners
MexicanCatFur
I hate the term morning wood and think early riser is much better
daguq
It would take stiff competition to beat your sentence, come to think of it, the phrase would have to end in some sort of climax.
TroelsyTwo
Instead of calling women "superior" how about calling it the default? Also, why the fuck presses their bruises?! I've had some huge gnarly/1
YourBossAndLandlordLikePolitics
Uhh because they are superior? Please watch your tone, it sounds a bit too radical..
TroelsyTwo
ones on my thighs. They only hurt when you touch or sit on them. Or I only discover them when I put pressure on them. /2
celestedrake
I pressed my most recent one because I was/am worried about it because of a medicine I am on...
humanperson4
Imagine if it was reversed and it said men were "superior" or "man power" at the end. People would be flippin the fuck out.
celestedrake
As a girl with two older brothers, I always thought that when young. They would always win at wrestling... Plus I hate sexism against men...
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Pretty sure that was a joke.
izzmonster
It didn't seem like a joke. In context it sounds like they're serious.
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
If it's not a joke, then they're clearly just misunderstanding the definition of "superior". It doesn't mean original, or first, which /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
is all they're giving evidence for. Anyway, women clearly aren't seen as the superior sex in general, so I wouldn't get too bent out of /2
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
shape about an offhand comment like this. /3
homoerection
My cock curves up. Not to the left or right.
TAPMayhem
That _is_ caused by excessive masturbation.
4sambucas
#10 because of moms spaghetti
TheSaltyCaptain
#12 - Article about male nipples from LiveScience (referred to in the image): https://www.livescience.com/32467-why-do-men-have-nipples.html
TheSaltyCaptain
You'd need to have spectacularly poor reading comprehension to read that and come back with "females are the superior gender". Why so many >
TheSaltyCaptain
morons desperate to claim superiority based on their goddamn genitals. You're not special for being born. Get over it.
DefinetlyNotObsessed
Default = better. What kind of logic is that.
kerflufflesmash
"Hardly firm"
bugh6
Hyperhidrosis sucks... Been living with it for about 18 years, leads to very embarrassing encounters and makes many tasks hard to perform
RyanMcFlyin
- the internet
wellthisisharderthanithought
So according to the pee one 2/3 of people pee in the ocean and 1/3 of people are a bunch of fucking liars
moih
Or never go near ocean?
pokebug666
#6 And then when we choose "flight", our attacker has a convenient scent trail to follow. gg brain.
NotJimi
Now I can't stop noticing that I'm only breathing through one nostril. Thanks OP.
NotJimi
Every time someone comments, it reminds me, and it starts all over again.
czarivich
Damn it, now you got me noticing it too!
heckingbork
And now we are all manually breathing as well. Fuck.
rockfireman
#1 My mom started getting streaks of white in her early 20's, I got the same and I love it. A little bit looks great with my brown hair.
TisNagim
well obviously you must post proof and lets us decide how good you look.
dumidiot
"hair has no color only pigment" well buddy get ready for me to tell you what a pigment is
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
This painting has no color, it is only pigment added..
NotAHugeSpider
I'm just trying to figure out what hair color has to do with minty pork.
Tchukkelz
MakeItBackAlright
I read about a study a while ago that it's actually not the hair losing pigment, but regulators on a bleaching mechanism stop as you get old
FsImgur
Color has no pigment, just color.
foxhoundunit89
Did you not read the rest of it? Hair by itself has no pigment either. It's added by the body.
Movietimeme
causality
Yeah but grey hair isn't about a lack of melanin production, rather a lack of peroxidase enzyme to break down peroxide that bleaches hair.
perey
I think what they're saying (badly) is that hair keratin has no *inherent* colour, but is "dyed" by the follicles. Dunno if that's true.
Whatyouregonnawannado
So I guess then black people are actually white too!
perey
More like everyone (black, white, whatever) is "actually" albino.
CapnCocaine
I read this first "fact" and instantly said "nope."
iynque
The pigment has the color; the hair that holds the pigment does not. A fine distinction, but… there it is.
ImgurCelebrity
the hair has color because of pigment. "Did you know that my clothes have no color? Only the dye in the fabric has color!"
iynque
I mean, yes, that's the distinction. And if the clothes are made without the dye, in the same way hair is made without the pigment: no color
Judging
Pigments are proteins that are produced inside the hair cells. They aren't part of the hairs.
wagnus
I loved the "old cells" explanation of dying of old age. Total bullshit. Our cells die everyday, we just create new ones. I guess they proba
appaismyspiritanimal
*every day, Mr. President
buickmaster
"New cells" is kind of misnomer as well though. As cells create new cells through creating two daughter cells. Passes on some imperfections
Hemagglutinin
They meant there is a limit to how many times a cell can reproduce. Look up 'Hayflick limit'
SaltyDitchDr
Was going to post this, thank you.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Also telemetre shortening
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Telomere*
hazeyu
Exactly...we create new ones. We don't die from cells dying because when they die.....they create new ones. They just become weaker with age
CptButtbeard
well when they die they die but they reproduce fast enough for you not to notice it
hazeyu
Different wording, exact same point
wagnus
bly meant that tissues and organs degrade over time, but saying "old cells leave us weak" is like an 8th grader's explanation.
SteveMND
They're memes, intended solely to be clicked on so as to drive advertising dollars for their website. You were expecting a doctoral thesis?
Knilore
Seeing as this was entirely written as layman's explanations, on target.
slyvic
ELI15
atomandy
They're probably aiming for an audience that doesn't have much formal education in this area, which would explain the simple answers
JStengah
and why they got so high on the FP of imgur.
75PercentSith
Hey! Just 'cause I'm dumb don't mean I'm stupid!
Meowcoholic
Problem comes from the centrioles that split DNA for mitosis. As they age, they grow brittle and errors in DNA separation happen
Meowcoholic
2 - hence why older women are a higher risk for having children with disabilities (this is mainly a problem with cells that aren't replaced)
Meowcoholic
3 - but the more times cells replicate, the chance of errors gets higher and higher. Chromosomes themselves also degrade over time
TheDivineUsersub
Uhhh sorry to point out the obvious, but isn't that the point? To make it simple for people who don't know?
wagnus
Maybe. I just think it's damaging to write non-truths, especially oversimplifications that, while with good intentions, are wrong.
imagurk
Found the INTP.
DarthSedition
I actually think you're underthinking it. The data that your body works with to replicate your cells degrades over time, an older bodies new
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youstupidpoop
Lol no.
corbynDallas
It's the pseudo-science guy! Don't forget to rub green tea into the head of your penis if you want to have a boy!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Do you have a source on that? Because "grey hair" is usually caused by still having some coloured hairs. It's not actually grey, it's a /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
mix of white hairs and whatever your original colour was. If your individual hairs are actually grey, I think you've got a problem. /2
thatpoindexter
I'll reply to you as you're the only constructive reply: WebMD says, typically, color producing cells die and leave the hair colorless. 1/?
thatpoindexter
But naturally producing hydrogen peroxide can buildup and bleach the hair, too. Thyroid disorder can also cause loss of hair color
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
You're talking about turning from coloured to grey/white though. Not white vs grey, which is what your original comment said.
gecko08
That is not even remotely true.
thatpoindexter
I'm trying to bait someone into getting a source, because I'm too lazy.
gbh2
can't source bullshit.
thatpoindexter
Jeffrey Benabio, MD, a dermatologist at Kaiser Permanente in San Diego, is more trustworthy than a foulmouthed Imgur user
FixinYou
They mean that the pigments aren't a core component of hairs and that they can and do exist without them.
NickRivieraMD
Sure, but offering this as a fact is akin to saying that your red shirt actually has no color, it's just the pigment that's added!
vGHazard
Maybe closer to say cotton has no natural color
pancreas
all these people are trying to act smart and you're the only one who really understands it.
FixinYou
Well in your example, you're saying ''red shirt'' which implies the requirement of pigments as essential component to make it red.
NickRivieraMD
Yeah, that's fair enough. It's still pretty arbitrary to define 'hair' as not including the pigment, if it has it.
DarthSedition
I'd argue the opposite, what they're saying, quite clearly, is that the pigment is added, not inherent.
ThatsNotWhatHeSaidThough
Made me laugh audibly. Thank you. +1
JupitersWitch
Shitting in the pool is the real problem.
SyeedAli
Your nose blockages also have air passing at different speeds, making your sense of smell able to detect a broader range of particles.
mrbadxampl
that is one sexy granny in #1...
XiangjiaoTaor
fbutt09
Indeed that is a pleasant example of a gilf.
noctynight
Don't think that's a gran- ahhhhh I see what you did there.
mrbadxampl
judging by the array of people's responses, nobody else got it
noctynight
But at least you know that one person got it.
Teaspilled
Step one bleach your hair to blonde/white. Step 2 "tone" hair with a purple hue. Your hair will be grey looking afterwards
MrRemakes
Color theory!
SevenOfWine
Its dye, grey hair is a thing now.
SteveMND
Pffft, I was prematurely gray before it was cool. Damned hipsters. No, wait, does that make ME the hipster? Oh god
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
I find it so attractive. Only if the face is youthful though
NightDany
Looks cool man
arek314
Is it iZombie thing?
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MayorDeweyMayorDewey
might not be so bad, i mean at least you wont have to bleach your hair if you wanna dye it something fun.
georgialikethestate
Not ideal, but sure is better than thinning/balding.
SwiggityDiggitySwoo
I feel ya ... Both parents were prematurely grey so I started going grey around 26 ...
arek314
I wonder how her eyebrows are so dark.
HessianGhost
Apparently they are not dark at all. They just contain pigment which is dark.
AliBarber
Because they haven't gone grey yet.
palaces
MuFugginFudge
naytorin
Neither has her hair.
AliBarber
You looking at the same picture we are?
naytorin
Dye.
TanDumpLord
She dyed her hair and not her brows.
Theandyd1997
This bothers me.
Samsquantch82
Not necessarily. I'm 34 and am already half grey, but my eyebrows and beard haven't changed.
TanDumpLord
I see what you mean, but for this specific picture Im gonna put my money on hair dye!
pragmatao
As a woman, don't you want to shave your beard?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Her hair does look dyed though, so that'd be my guess for that specific picture.
MrSpankalot
36 and I got it the other way around. Grey beard and blond hair
AfroSamuraiRM
Throw some dye in there, you'll kind of have neopolitan hair.
memepolice420
24 here and I've got a grey buttbush, red shaft lawn and I've scientificly not been able to grow hair above my nipples since 36 months old
Triatticus
I would personally classify your cells becoming weak enough that you die from some sort of organ failure as dying from old age
andrea11
Right?!
Wifwolf
*Citation needed*
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fizix00
you could link to a journal article or encyclopedia entry
GuyInaba
It's actually incredibly important because it shows you got the information from someone credible
ShakeDogResurrected
When did Imgur become a scientific journal?
stormegedendarklordofall
Citations*
JamJarre
Yeah but they all seem pretty on the money
Flyndaran
The nostril one is an oft quoted myth like no one being able to tickle themselves. True for some to many, but not all or universal.
Wifwolf
The first one doesn't mention that grey hair can be caused by naturally occuring hydrogen peroxide build up. So it is at least simplified.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Naturally occurring hydrogen peroxide?
TisNagim
H2O2 occurs naturally chemically and from biological processes, Its usually not an issue because we have enzymes that degrade it rather 1/
TisNagim
quickly. However, as you age, you produce less of that enzyme and the H2O2 bleaches out the pigment in your hair, going grey
TheHeroImgurNeedsRightNow
I can factually say that we do die of old age. As our DNA is copied over and over, errors are introduced. Errors are bad.
BelligerantBlueHen
Yeah but that's not dying of old age, that leads to dying to cancer
TheHeroImgurNeedsRightNow
That's one possible effect, but errors can cause cells to cease functioning. And if they're not corrected, will multiply until organ failure
TheHeroImgurNeedsRightNow
This is irrespective of the phenomenon of telomere shortening, which is another form of age-related DNA failure.
gundam02
monochrony
Ronelyn
Upvoting for the Nightmare of Solomon.
gundam02
Was thinking of Gundam Deathscythe when I chose that, but I'm good with honoring a war hero, too.
Bendmydickcuminhersnatch
What I want to know is: why does your own fart smell better than smelling other people's fart
75PercentSith
I think it's because you smell your own farts the most, so you get used to it.
RacialSlur
"Almost all healthy penis curve"
mfw mine is straight
georgialikethestate
That's normal, too. My ex's was straight as an arrow. Kinda cool.
DieselWolf
I got a Nascar dick. It keeps going left for hours.
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
Mine is straight as well and it varies between a regular erection and a super erection but it's pretty vascular
TotallyLost
Judging by sizemeup, 69% of men have a straight dick. So their claim seems well off.
AluminiumFalcon
Cancer.
Fattbeard
Mine curves up.......
gubbstrut
I know this feel
Lfa3
With all respect in the world, sir, that's pretty good xD!
georgialikethestate
Love those ones.
andrea11
That sounds so cute!! Aw
ZOMGNO
Those ones poke the G-spot in missionary. Ten points.
Nibbets
I love how we're all comparing penises
DieselWolf
What else is the internet for then?
Mimsey
It's wrong, too. Peyronie's disease can be caused by masturbation and it results in a curve because the scarred tissue can't expand as much.
DukeDarkwood
Does that necessarily make it wrong? "It curves because of this therefore it can't possibly curve for any other reason."?
Mimsey
"Masturbation doesn't cause penile curvature" was the claim, iirc. And that's objectively false. It can. Just not always or all cases.
moneypulator
mine is straight because it's too small to be curved but I can cum super fast and I can't do it twice in row.
daguq
FYI, the curve helps hit the G-spot when you angle it right.
OutoftheDarknessIntotheLight
Same. My majestic lance flies straight and true
TheDivineUsersub
Mine is a straight shooter, but I do see the right flank has more girth... it's very minor, like maybe an extension of 1/8".
OutoftheDarknessIntotheLight
In either reading, it appears mine curves downward. My majestic spear flies in a ballistic arc.
Nibbets
"ball"istic - heh
OutoftheDarknessIntotheLight
Futher*
ParksAnnRec
Kewl, every time I pee in the ocean I'm feedin' fish
v
satkin616
Plants, honey... you feed the plants
one1deuce
@FishLords
KatoGodPrime
http://imgur.com/cMfkFGP
DennyOverlordd
"Eww wtf dude, are you peeing next to me?" "Nah man, just feeding the fishies"
JeepersMedia
Mockingbirb
What do y'all think manure / slurry is, that farmers put on the fields? That's the circle of life!
DieselWolf
What about a fish bowl?
noblespaceplatypus
so...we should all pee on the great barrier reef to bring it back to life?
ParksAnnRec
Doing Gods work, son!
JeepersMedia
Cartoones
@TinyOctopus
BaloneyBob
What about peeing in the sink ?
Sephiroth23
Just never do it in the Amazon river
NotAHugeSpider
Roll vs. candiru
SisterSinister
Ugh. Thanks for reminding me of that.
VitaminJay
WallaWallaWashington
He doesn't want the oceans to be healthy! Of course, he was evil the whole time! Fight him, comrades! Urinate to victory! For the ocean!
SlappinClappinSnippinSnapppinTortoise
This made me laugh so fucking hard
wackywoohoopizzaman
No!
SpongebobReferences
It's good for you!
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
You do it too! You live in there! And if not then STOP GOING PEE-PEE ON THE LAND
Gayforbae
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO PEE PEE THEN!?!?
hellomika
pyrrhlis
THE AIR OR SOMETHING!
JustAnAutisticFuckingRainbowBarfingTransgenderphobeUnicorn
BUT THEN YOU'LL PISS OFF THE BIRDS
patate572
Geysers
itotallydidntjustforgetmypasswordandmakeanewaccount
In the air
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
In your mouth. Recycle, don't be wasteful
Attor115
Whoa there Bear Grylls
DeadBoiTasty
thatsmyfetish.gif
FatBastardVegetarian
It's sterile and I like the taste. -Patches
Gayforbae
MusicFacts
Plants, actually, but they need love, too, so you can still be proud of yourself :D
DoingItWrongSince1980
Enjoy that seaweed wrap, vegetarians!
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Excess plant food run-off has led to algae blooms and huge oxygen depleted dead zones. Oxygen is consumed when the algae biodegrades
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Go ahead, downvote science. Bill Nye would be so fucking proud of you
wackywoohoopizzaman
Would the plants feed the fish?
Bliffity
Yes! And then you eat the fish and the piss goes right back into you!
AfroSamuraiRM
The circle of life... Beautiful.
ZoeyDate
I'll be at the beach next week. Now if only the sand would stop wadding up in my suit bottom mesh to make it look like I took a crap.
czarivich
Good job!
oratoriotangram
No, you're starting the nitrogen cycle. You're actually adding waste. Although bivalves do filter some nutrients out, so I guess you're
oratoriotangram
Feeding clams/oysters
Rodltwo
I
CallMeCayde
Here in my garage
eromitlab
Oh, Joanie loves Chachi!
PoseidonsSister
https://media.giphy.com/media/3RsRSN8jpfNJu/giphy.gif
Rodltwo
If you can dodge a wrench...
BloodyPussyFart
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood
ShinySephiroth
NOBODY!
Bigbrother44444
sauce?
WhoDoesntLikeTacos
Dodgeball
Rodltwo