jamesswann
91392
2010
80
Jan 24, 2021 1:37 AM
jamesswann
91392
2010
80
LizardEnterprises
To the place // Cruz Belongs // Locked in prison! // For Sedition! // Prosecute // Traitor Cruz
monkaypants
Take me house Ted Cruise tree road
solarcorruption
Stupidface tree roooooaaaaaaad!
GabbiTheSwedishNerdGirl
I mean, do we really wish Ted Cruz upon poor West Virginia?
freeandclear
Hahahaa... cuz he's a cunning public speaker.. so, like 'cunning' tree road... like the song. "Country Road".. get it?
lildude52ca
who is that guy?
a1b3117
Ted Cruz, senator and traitor
dabum
I love this
BalmoralStag
RJF2009
Kelevra732
I get it!
docLaughable
Censor that pussy!
bendaresall
Hahah
tacocatacocat
Flaccid penis Wolverine tree road?
IDidntWantToSignUpForImgur
Take me house, Ted Cruz tree road!
o4kill
Idiot, you have the top and bottom lines switched
idowhat
LuckyMan9
Take me home Zodiac killer tree road?
CaptSchmidtGaming
cunt tree roads
DarkSailorMercury
Exactly what I thought
DaveK014
Now, now, the zodiac killer can't be Ted Cruz because professionals have STANDARDS
StapMeVittles
Wolverpeen tree road?
Feralkyn
I wish it went the other way around... the way the song *starts*
Phobos613
Nice.
KleptoKea
Yeah but the Americans elected him, just like they elected (and almost re-elected) trump. You guys have yourselves as a people to blame.
Asmor
Cruz is no cunt, he lacks the depth and the warmth.
Fluffierthanmost
Ooh!
CaptSchmidtGaming
thats the definition of a cunt bro.
inactiveorganicmass
take me homepage ted bush windy road
ColClone54
A friend tried to tell me those grew on trees. Maybe they do in Texas.
gurgurFlanCreatorOverShapingLord
POS
Tymich92
Take me home cunt tree road.
aleister94
Ooooh I thought it was Take me house fascist tree road
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Thanks, I was trying to work "traitor tree" into the song.
Ivalicenyan
I was trying to sing Eddie money
Justalobstercowboy
Thank you Captain obvious
applegak
Dear Captain, thank you. Sincerely, Private Oblivious
ODSTsRule
Ahhhh "Take me Home tedcruz tree street" didnt make sense.
SmutGrrrl
I’m astounded at how quickly I got that. My mind didn’t even have to click over to “thinkin” I just saw that face.... “oh it’s cunt”
Polysloth
Take me 3 bedroom detached house with front and back garden zodiac killer cunt bag deciduous tree road
thatsecondweirdguy
Thanks, couldn't find a rhyme with zodiac killer.
Raspberrywaffles
Too the place I belong
JamesOcean
took me 4 attempts to get to this LOL
BOOMelephantnutsBADDUMBUM
See I *would* call him a cunt, but he just completely lacks both warmth and depth
LDSmithereens
Ahhh an aficionado! Respect.
AllinTheHouse
Thanks, didnt get it. High as fuck.
djKIR
meandmycats
I got it but I’m always thankful for the explainers.
DostoevskyDisciple
im sober and i still didnt
attylloyd
same
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
I'm apparently just drunk enough to get it
Deephard
Saaaame
bshodokai
Drunk as shit and I didn't get it
IST96
Same tho
Isi151e
Zodiac arbor path
otirrub
Ted oak Highway?
CriticalJudgementalElitistPrick
High as fuck got it right away!
AllinTheHouse
Ah, the clearminded high i love it.
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Dope
AllinTheHouse
Yes, a mixture mostly.
Machiavoriel
regularnormalguy
Toph best!
Retrikaethan
...ok but is this saying you did get it or you didn't actually get it and you're making a toph-is-blind joke?
TheHighestSeraph
Yes
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
What was the joke? I didn’t see it
DirtyWolfy
There was a joke?
GingerLaird
You guys are telling jokes?