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Oct 1, 2014 11:18 AM
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anaxamander
Cacacacaccccold
KayceDonelon49
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
9sharks
NOPE!
MamaKin
That is simultaneously beautiful, awesome and terrifying.
lightglance
Those hamocks are made by Ticket To The Moon, and are awsome, i have one....
iwonteverrememberthisusername
Nope nope nope.
PhilipJFryfromHoveringSquidWorld97A
So what did the guy in the middle do when he had to go twosies at 3 am?
letsnotgotocamelottisasillyplace
He Dave Matthews'd everyone else. (Reference: the DMB tour bus dumped feces/waste while crossing a double decker bridge onto people).
HeyCasButt
"Look out below!!!!"
sirbart
Bombs away??
Toasterific
Sphincter way to puckered to let anything out. Not a problem.
SnugglesMcgee
the old bag 'n' chuck
MisterNoGo
You made me wake up my roommate.
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
I like this "twosies" nickname.
glowinthedarkginger
He went out on a limb... Hue Hue Hue
TheShire
I'm gonna be the odd one out and say this looks fucking awesome
riffifi
Well, you're one of the few here that doesn't sound like a close-minded pussy.
BLUWafflejaw
"Crazy ass white people" should be a tag
CertifiedTintinologist
Festival of The Alps. Come because of the view. Stay because you fell.
PinkAmazonQueen
Laughed so hard I started choking lmao
SwarleysQuinntervention
I need to date men with this kind of humor.
MizuNoMark
That made me laugh so much thank you
dmart7596
Not staying because you fell
jacopopeterman
im gonna upvote a bunch of shit cos your name
CertifiedTintinologist
Tintin fan?
jacopopeterman
yeah love it
itsMo
Best.smokespot.ever.
riffifi
3rd picture guy agrees
CemestoLuxobarge
These mountaineering hammocks are rated to 2000lbs, of course only 200lbs or so is for the climber, the rest for their massive balls.
Glumerlink
While I may trust a hammock I do not have that kind of blind faith in my balance
whyexactly
They're attached to the lines with harnesses
ArdvarkRoticeryChicken
If I heard that rope snapped and they were all killed I'd probably think something like "That's a shame, but fuck was that dumb"
tasteslikechaos
It would also help reduce the hippy population. ...I kid I kid... but seriously every one looked like a fucking hippy.
BustaCrhymes
You can't even blame the universe when shit goes "wrong" in situations like this.
kamisan
yeah, it's not like they're using specifically made equipment or anything
bustyblonde
I'm in my eno hammock right now. Just some trees though no mountain
LoneDirewolf
Pics
CliftonSantiago
ENO is the best
larrylobster
I love my ENO, I can take it anywhere
bustyblonde
Yes
MykillMetal
Fuck. That.
glennjamin
literally said this with the periods included moments before reading this. thought you should know I agree with your sentiment
SurfingSano
Nope. Nope. Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope.
HailSatinGodOfFabric
damn hippies
justAstupidslothadmirer
skeetpea42
NOPE
ArdentSlacker
All the nope.
wheresthebaby
Source? Location? Festival name? Anything?
riffifi
You're asking the right questions
akshayhighbury
Nope. Nope, nope. Festival of Nope. Nope.
littlefoot18
International Highline Meeting in Italy! http://www.visualnews.com/2014/09/30/hammocks-air-international-highline-meeting/
UpvotesForCalicos
People at this nope festival slept in nopes hundreds of nopes in the nope.
AjaxMaior
I didn't realize that they were tethered into the line...I thought they were just straight safety-free chillin in those hanging hammocks
Pandasaysno
Nope.
Materclaritas
NOPE-ON-A-ROPE
imgurprocrastinator
A Much more clever way of saying what I wanted to say. Take my upvote u beautiful bastard.
sahweet
really wanted you to say nopes on some ropes
AGirlAndHerCats
Sky hippies.
bcmandude
I always loved nope festivals.
demiandub
Also, I have a feeling that this idea might be totally exciting for the first 10min and then..."Well, what now?"
sirbart
Agreed, I can see myself getting bored after an hour or so of laying there
KonekoToujou
They're wearing harnesses. Even if they fall out they are safe.
Nathanfake
accurate number of nopes
jiveturkey101
On the rope
UpvotesForCalicos
Nope on a rope.
demiandub
And still some fucker had to bring his guitar!
Vandercookie
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8V_hCqO6UQs
UpvotesForCalicos
Let's not fool ourselves. There were probably at least ten guitars at this thing.
SexSponge
Why, was there only ten people there?
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
I'm favoriting this post exclusively because of your comment.
UpvotesForCalicos
Thank you!
valkyriekl
Nopes on a rope.
ThePoopyBandit
Nope.
kilolover7777
Fuck. That.
Aelinsaar
Yeah, I mean... I wonder what kind of nightmares you'd have? Maybe... FAAAALLLLIIIIINNNGGGG??!!
BangForTheBuck
My asshole puckered just looking at these
ArdentSlacker
All the nopes. And without even spiders.
carewyllie
I know they're secured to the line, but how scary would it be to wake up falling out of "bed" before you realise you're not going to die?
mizzderp
You still die, just from cardiac arrest instead.
ArdentSlacker
Or for the next guy in line, you wake up to a tug on the line and then a scream in the dead of night?
carewyllie
Yeah, that would scare me, too. I'd probably join right in with the screaming.
ArdentSlacker
And then everyone else hears two people screaming. It won't end well.
LoneDirewolf
That's how you get into the Eyrie
TheFlyingHellfish
Stone -> Snow -> Sky -> Hammock
Christianabanana
Himalayin' around.
Broylesbruce96
Himashutting the fuck up with this stupid joke.
jazzybear
Oops dropped my phone
riffifi
Some people live very well without a cellphone 24/24 on them.
zeekaye
Yes, this would be me.
Greenmeep
Climbing out of bed never felt so refreshing.
ThymeForALeek
"Whoa, fell out of bed again... oh shi-"
Macewindow54
to del the wind rushing past your ears, rustling your hair.
kelpsie
The ever-faint screams of my loved ones growing dimmer by the moment. Glorious.
Aimanfire
NOPE
PirateMatt
Both sides of those beds are the wrong sides
Stumbleine
Why with the umbrellas? Does that really help balance you when you're crossing a wire?
SherMattLockSmith
Yes it does, when you move the umbrella the air resistance is enough to push you back into alignment. It is not much, but it is enough.
Stumbleine
Thanks for answering me! Not sure why people downvote honest questions ><
SherMattLockSmith
There were a couple downvote faries that downvoted all comments except theirs.
Stumbleine
Aha! I feel less bad then :) thanks
stigmawizard
GOD DAMN IT CARL STOP SHAKING THE FUCKING LINE!!
WhatStinks
Carl please stop jacking off.
coolwaterNJ
Carl is masturbating, leave him alone.
wildweekendbitch
Thank goodness, I'm not the only one who had this thought :P
GoBlue
THAT KILLS PEOPLE, CORAL.
dembonz00
CORRRAAALLLL!!!!
writerv
Suddenly hammocks start flipping
PowdrdMilkMan
Earthquake Test!
lljkrevol
Carl: Almost... there...
MedicalGradeHangover
CAAAAARRRRLLLLLL!!!!!
NotWhoYouThinkThisIs
WHERE"S CARL?!? (Forest fam where are you?!)
NuckFickelback
CARRRLLL?!?!
Denvercoder09
I AM KARL! KING OF THE DUCKS!
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
You've gotta be ducking kinging me.
rawrimscarykoala
*hurls bread at other hammocks*
Dline95
Thank you
ThereWasNoMovieMadeFromOurShow
*catches bread and makes toast* THATS RIGHT TOAST. several hundred feet in the air.
rawrimscarykoala
http://img.pandawhale.com/86918-Shia-LaBeouf-magic-gif-SNL-dou-qiOs.gif
TubbzMcgee
CatBiteHandshakes
I appreciate the reference, but there's no "the" in the original.
Denvercoder09
"I AM KARL! KING OF THE DUCKS!" -Ridemus. I was referencing myself in the future...
DogSnob
*whispers* I am Karl. King of ducks.
NormalNorman
White people are fucking crazy
whatsexacerbatemean
I legally buy explosives at Rural King, specifically to shoot and blow up; I'll testify we're not right more than we are.
Imjusthereforthensfwstuff
I've been saying this my whole life
VacationTenzin
white people think nothing bad cant ever happens to them. this is why we do shit like this, but cross the street when a black man's coming.
Lekkanaai
And there's the dude with the dreds... Always one white dude with them in these scenarios
d4rkr34p3r500
notice you didnt see a black person in this. because the nope is strong with my people
lightalife
I can't imagine there being too many black people in the alps personally...
Aelinsaar
Well that, and there is like... one black guy in all of the Italian alpine region.
UpvotesForCalicos
And his ass is safe on the ground.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
White people don't fear roller coasters or death in general.
Brodor
My black friend actually doesn't come with us to amusement parks :(
d4rkr34p3r500
well thats weird im black and i love roller coasters buts thats different from being suspended super high off the ground (1/2)
d4rkr34p3r500
with the only thing from protecting you from death is basically a reinforced peace of string