Must go faster!
Here's me giving my cat a belly rub sped up 20x to comply with Imgur's upload limit.
ARRRRRR MATEY
Just my own personal hit list.
Very, very frightening (OC)
Best $5 I ever spent
This is an HDMI-to-Garden-Hose adapter.
Hey Imgur! Check out my new 8-bit INDIE platformer game!
MRW instead of taking me to the webpage I want to see, a website redirects me to a "DOWNLOAD OUR APP!" page.
power overwhelming
Fill ‘er up
Sentient Fluffy Cloud Accidentally has a Bonk
Someday I hope to achieve my cat's level of "Not-giving-a-fuck-about-life"
While driving up the Pacific Coast, I spotted a pod of whales playing near the shore.
Can't wait to see what it's going to be next
How do you know if someone is a Marine?
I recently noticed something really odd in a timelapse video I took a few years ago:
You're supposed to be a predator, how are you not seeing it?!
This idiot fell asleep on my arm. Now I am stuck here. help pls
"You forgot to pay the cable bill again." -Cat
You might be cool, but you’ll never be as cool as this guy.
Mrrrrw? (Sound on)
Being a little judgey, aren't we, Untappd?
What is the Archer's Paradox?
PSA to all pet owners: Chewy.com will sell your personal information to third-parties and will refuse to let you opt out of this.
*sad synth noises*
Some Long-Exposure Shots I Took Last Weekend.
Scritchie scritchie.
It's Always Sunny in the White House
Guys! Look what my secret santa sent me! Guys! My secret santa came throu-
For the last fucking time, unsubscribe.
So many meltdowns over this.
Someone is diggin' some belly scratches.
Took some time-lapse photos of the night sky while I was visiting Acadia National Park, Maine. (OC)
Me desperately sending out résumés and job applications left and right now that I've graduated.
"I mean, it's one slice of cheese, Michael. What could it cost, $2?"
I'll just manually turn them on and off, I guess.
"That's" not 'how' you use "quotation 'marks'", bro.
Family Circus always was one of my favorite newspaper comic strips growing up.
"Grammar", am "I" 'Right'?
Jupiter and the Milky Way from Ortakent, Turkey (OC)
Mobile Gaming in a Nutshell.
Sometimes she gets treats for free. Other times she’s gotta solve a puzzle to get them. (Sound on)
Business Catsual
Naw, we're just a couple oil men in from Dallas and well, we're itching like a hound to give you ah somethin' you want...
My cat looks like she needs to have a very serious talk with me.
Darius has always been my favorite character in "Atlanta".
My little view of West Girard Ave, Philadelphia, PA.
I think we need to have a talk, Amazon...Why don't you have a seat over here?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh look. Another incoming phone call from a mysterious phone number with my area code.
How to make a Boomer Meme
Just realized something watching Thor: Ragnarok today:
Since you guys seemed to like Noodles and her airhorn post, here she is s̷e̷l̷l̷i̷n̷g̷ o̷u̷t̷...-er...posing with her favorite airhorn.
Here's the result of me sitting on a bridge shooting long-exposures of the stars for about 30 minutes. (OC)
“What the fuck is wrong with this tree?” -Koala, probably.
Waking a Cat up with an Airhorn