HerNameWasOfLittleImportance
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When crush texts me out of the blue and asks to make me dinner one day this week
He wants to make me homemade pasta with the pasta maker he got for christmas! Aw yeah!
After some sexy innuendo about slurping noodles and saving room to have something in me aside from pasta we agreed that it was on for Wednesday night and he'd shoot me a text then
Tonight's the night. I start primping right after work. Bath and shower. Exfoliated everywhere. Shaved everything. For once my hair, makeup and outfit come together without stressing me out.
It's almost 7pm and I haven't heard from him. Send him a casual text... "hey what's up?" And now we wait...
And wait...
nerves are getting the best of me.
It's been an hour since I texted him...
The reality that I'm being stood up is setting in. I'm sitting at the kitchen island all dressed up and waiting for him to text when roommate comes home and tells me I look beautiful.
8:15pm. I text him again and inquire as to whether he "bitched out" and informed him that seeing as it's getting late I've elected to find my own dinner.
He finally texts back at 9:04pm. "Oh shit. Completely forgot."
Did not dignify that with a response. Waited for a follow up... an apology maybe, but nothing more came. It's now 12:44am and I'm still stewing but don't want to give this man any more of my attention. Just needed to vent.
AVerySexualMidget
Hey, you looked gorgeous. There's *nothing* like that feeling when it all comes together. This was a practice run for a real guy next time.
vesselobsessed
Boo-urns
mariemcd
I hope you no longer have a crush on him. He played you and will do it again given a chance. Move your heart away as fast as you can.
Kappy42
Damn that's cold blooded. I'm gonna guess it's because he got high. Sorry op :-/
Autisticscreechingintensifies
Fuck him. you deserve to be anticipated let alone remembered.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
And upon that day, she was not blessed by the touch of his noodly appendage. R'amen.
anchortoyou
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
That's it, I found my new years resolution: watch Tangled.
Grubenwolf
What a shit excuse, he didn't forget. What guy forgets about a date with a pretty lady? No, he just didn't care enough. Good riddance.
MapToTheCrunch
"I forgot". Total bullshit. Don't expect him to apologize, just know your true dingus is out there, pulling on a push door to get to you.
dontcallmeplath
"pulling on a push door to get to you" is probably the sweetest thing I've read/visualized all day. Thanks.
valoriest
Very sweet. Hope you find your happiness, too.
MapToTheCrunch
VenerateThisGuy
Move on. No apology, better off without him. Message me instead if you want to!
DobbyLivesHere
Would it be sad if someone left this gif running for a long time so said observer could get lots of hugs from it? (I'm asking for a friend.)
greenbottle22
Nope!
HerNameWasOfLittleImportance
Confession bear: I don't know how private messaging works
HerNameWasOfLittleImportance
I figured it out and had so many messages waiting! What a welcome distraction :)
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
Awesome, but be careful of spam bots. They're a bit feisty lately
R2d2US
If your roommates a guy you can always still fuck him?
gettingjiggywithit
You don't need that kind of negativity in your life. It's better you found out early he was a cottonheadedninnymuggins rather than later.
DrewStroyer
https://m.popkey.co/ad5acb/l3MjL.gif
mezaway
upvote for "cottonheadedninnymuggins".
six187
Haha OP i know how you feel I had the exact same thing tuesday
HerNameWasOfLittleImportance
I want to fp edit but I don't know how. I don't want anything more than the kind words & support you all have given me. Feeling heaps better
NoOneFromNowhereWithNothingToSay
Good! Hang in there; don't let him steal your confidence.
RippyTheAligatorJr
Fuck this guy. What a dick.
2b87
Exactly what I wanted to comment
Nilrasha
Yeah definitely Do Not fuck that guy. But do forget him. Not worth your time. +1 for an awesome use of gifs
scb123
That doesn't seem very fair. I mean people forget stuff. Doesn't mean he's a bad person. I've got a shitty memory. It messes up my plans 1/2
scb123
With my SO a lot. But she gets it. I mean what if the guy has short term memory loss or something. It does happen you know?
TheFirstThingICouldThinkOf
My bf forgets stuff all the time and it's nbd, but he always apologizes. Especially if it was important to me. This guy doesn't seem to care
ittehbittehkittehcommitteh
Considering he didn't even apologize or attempt to make up for it with future plans confirms dick behavior.
siler7
She tried that, and it didn't work out.
Glasken
Well, don't fuck this guy, because he is a dick. Love yo self, treat yo self.
DarkUranium
Are you telling @OP to go fuck themselves?
Glasken
*cough*
75PercentSith
I don't get why you're being downvoted, that was funny.
DarkUranium
Imgur is a fickle mistress. *shrug*
75PercentSith
I've learned that "I don't get why you're being downvoted" will get people upvoted as long as they're not past the point of no return
DjWinkle
HerNameWasOfLittleImportance
If I tell ya will you beat him up for me? Haha
BaneStarwind
What I can tell is I have no money, but I do have a particular set of skills...
killbrutus
Ugh. Been there. Move on. The next time he texts, tell him to fuck off.
Imgur25Junkie
I find silence when they text feels better.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
I had a dude do this. I had known him for years and he just got out of a relationship. He wasn't ready to date, despite him instigating.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
If you are not his priority, you never will be. Move on.
TheMutt74
What a total and complete ass...you can do much better Miss.
crossdressingrabbitridingsassyfathorse
thecaptain115
If he really cared there's no way he would have forgotten.
StarryNightsInCanada
I have to agree. If he cared and something came up, he would have texted you ASAP. The fact that it took HOURS to reply?! Total jerk
marblegoochscab
100% this
ChefObvious
Right?!? I offered to cook for her on the 2nd date, and I spent all week worrying about it and planning everything. Fuck this guy.
JohnSmithterms
As a husband. Run.
ChefObvious
Nah, we've been together seven years. She is adamant there will be no wedding or lawful marriage.
JohnSmithterms
That was meant for the OP not you ;) ... typo sorry .
ChefObvious
Oops to both of us. "RUN, @OP, RUN!"
futureman3000
He didn't forget.
IgattaTakeashiit
Not completely true. We don't know what was going on in his life. He could have been doing something prior that took his mind away from it.
NovaPlanter
His grandma better have died or something
IgattaTakeashiit
He could have been looking at a shitpost about pasta and stood up dates on imgur
IgattaTakeashiit
LetsDeviledEggHisCar
Very doubtful, but if true...apologize and explain how the situation was so nuts that he forgot a date that he was really looking forward to
catsaregroundowls
1/2 And while the hurt of rejection is still there, @OP should know that if it had it happened, hurt would follow.
catsaregroundowls
2/2 hey btw OP. (Though you won't see this) you'll find a dude who will make spaghetti for you on Sunday without plans to, someday!
Meqad
We know absolutely not enough about him to make this conclusion, so ease off the witch hunt
catsaregroundowls
1/2 Well....he SHOULD have texted or called. But I am inclined to agree. But if time and notification are important to OP I think she
catsaregroundowls
2/2 dodged a bullet.
unaskedtabitha
Great use of gifs, but that guy's a total waste of your time. Glad you rocked your look though! Practice for a better guy!
akbrewer
Tl;dr @OP offers to slurp crushs noodle, he forgetti about spaghetti no OP upsetti
ChaMura
The only way he'd forget if someone else is slurping his memory away through his noodle.
schlabbalappen
Its like the whole post was only made for you to sum it up like that. I have witnessed greatness
CarBENbased
The more i think about it, the more i think it actually was. Brilliant way to get points if it was though.
Rhoam
MacabrePortrait
If only I could favorite comments.
ifyouwanttickbuyaclock
Uh oh spaghettio
judgmentday206
Please tell me I'm not the only one who read that in Goku's voice because I've been watching TFS.
findlesticks
Also, this is OP
Cptmike
she really wanted spaghetti
ilove2offroad
Hell I'd slurp her ticktac!
TemplarAstronaut
You guys are creepy as fuck holy shit.
ilove2offroad
Of all the shit we see on this site, making a reference of a hott chick performing or receivin oral is where you draw a line in the sand?!?
HerNameWasOfLittleImportance
O_o ...
JonnoSnow
youroldfrienddarkness
In the name of the pasta, the sauce, and the five meatballs, ramen.
HelloHero
this is the legendary spaghetti monster I've heard about as I was growing up
ProjectKurtz
HOW DO YOU JUST FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT WHAT A FUCKING KNOB
FriendlyCordyceps
IS HE FUCKING SORRY???!!!???
Siaramisu
I got a pasta maker for Christmas. I'll bring you some comfort pasta okay?
DoorJambMasterJay
Well now you can completely forget he ever existed!
Judoka12
HerNameWasOfLittleImportance
Wish I'd sent him that ha
Judoka12
I'd tell ya send it now but don't give that gobshite another thought.
SpecialAgentSeeleyBooth
WHO FORGETS!?
clairemarie91
An asshole
thesearemyplants
That guy. Don't be that guy
eggmuffin
Cowards who are bad at coming up with credible excuses.
tablecat
I can't imagine that at all. When I've got a date planned the next day, it's literally all I can think about. Jesus, that guy is a douche.
bringbakfirefly
Liars.
akira03
Cowards who do the old "ignore" you rather than have the balls to at least cancel or say no.
AnythingMuchShorter
Even if it's a bitch reason, like that he's too nervous or tired it would be less bitchy to admit it than to just go silent.
akira03
Giving a reason makes the person waiting not waste their time at least.
GhostPoop
Shows how much he was looking forward to it
chickenroll1dollor
Hes lame at making up excuses. I would have got a super important thing to do by 7. Or have a aunt drop dead
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Didn't forget, more likely went on a date with someone else and knows OP has a crush and she's the "backup"
IamtheGinger
I hadan ex bf who stood me up in multiple occasions because he overslept, got too busy with friends or forgot. This was WHILE we were bf& gf
brianclementsvatua
Never forget.
HerNameWasOfLittleImportance
We made the plans on Monday night and discussed them again on Tuesday... This was Wednesday. Shitty excuse.
SpecialAgentSeeleyBooth
It truly is. It's a pretty shit excuse.
TwoSeamer
You dodged a bullet. What next? He forgets your weekieversary? Tsk tsk tsk. Just kidding OP, you did dodge a bullet probably
NovaPlanter
Ain't no one got time to deal with that kind of asshat
anddylanrew
He either got scared or doesn't give a shit about you. 50/50
Kyrorayne
Completely forget him. Delete his number or rename it to "DON'T ANSWER". You deserve so much better. I'm sorry that you had to go through it
UhBell
Whether he was lying or legitimately forgot, you still dodged a bullet.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
I really feel like maybe he didn't deserve to be your crush. Seems like a loser to me.
BlackDeathZombieSwede
You dodge that bullet, good for you @op. There's plenty fish in the sea!
VeryMoistTowelettes
psst OP. I'm pretty sure he didn't forget
HerNameWasOfLittleImportance
I didn't think he actually did...I just don't understand why he would go out of his way to make plans with me and lead me on only to flake
ICantFindTheRightUsername
what an asshat
Wynrel
You can say that at least you did not waste time with this idiot.
brknsoul
Who forgets a sure thang? I'd set like 3-4 alarms minimum.
namiasdf
When there is sex involved, you can be sure men are on their highest attention.
FuriousDawg11
Only thing I can think of is maybe he didn't want to go that far and just didn't know how to tell you
Swagosauruss
If he truly did forget he could have apologised at least or try to explain why he forgot...
daellat
hey OP, I had someone forget our first date recently. people suck :)
spaceaustin
He was probably drunk Monday and Tuesday.
Imgur25Junkie
He hung out with another girl. You deserve better.
Delta2Almanac
(1/2)Speculating as a dude:he found some other plans that sounded super fun spur of the moment but left him exhausted and he probably didn't
ChewyChewbacca88
How exhausted to you have to be to send a TEXT that says "hey, sorry I can't make Wednesday, can we re arrange?" Jeez.
Delta2Almanac
(/2) want to hang out with anyone and needed alone time. Also I've done something similar because the girl was overly clingy after 1st date.
tablecat
Doesn't really matter, he should still text her in advance and let her know that he's cancelling.
Kiriande
So then you send her a damn message, asshole.
soupisforwinners
Sounds Douchy but that's some good speculation.
wadatahmydamie
Forgot to text back until two hours later? Good on you for not responding
IWishIWasGinger
So...what you're saying is that you're single?
Rogahar
Sounds to me like someone came onto him more aggressively and he chickened out of telling you he'd cancelled. Sorry OP :(
vangundy15
Shitty guy. Probably doesn't even know your name.
HerNameWasOfLittleImportance
I've actually known him as an acquaintance for about 3 years and see him socially a few times a month.