May 17, 2018 6:16 PM
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IronMagnus
My favorite form of self-harm is to eat a $5 little caesars pizza alone after work.
phillybhatesme
Hot. Good. Ready. Pick two.
Neonbaron
The only time I dislike little ceasars is when they add all that corn meal grainy crap to the bottem
emkev
Hot 'n Sweaty
demoncandy
Cold 'n Clamy
Brandy321
You can also get coupons for free crazy bread.
breakingcode
Sorry,.. with their last overhaul, their pizza and sides are as good/better than most of the major chains (They DESTROY Dominos flavor wise)
PiGiSpi
When did they do an overhaul, if I may ask. Yes, I could google it, but I enjoy human interaction as well
I think around 2013? they started having wings and cheesy bread (which is great) and pan pizza, since then everything has tasted WAY better.
5qr47ch
It’s good because it’s $5. If it was $10, it would be nasty.
Youdont3v3nknow
I work at little Caesar's and im honestly feeling so attacked right now
LarvaLamp
Bad pizza is still pizza.
donaldobama
Those bread sticks tho
Sweetcharade83
It's fine until a stomach flu causes Little Caesar's sausage to come out of your nose.
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
Alrighty then.
solaslunas
It's pretty good for $5. Unless that staff is shit and only ends up giving you cold ones, but the it isn't hot OR ready, soooooo
causality
I've long been a fan of the pizza hut $7.99 large two-topping.
disinfectantrum
Their extra most bestests are the fucking bomb. Just stick it in the oven for 5 minutes at 425 when you get home. I love them
BlancheTuttle
Tastes exactly the same now as it did 25 years ago when I worked there. Now THAT'S consistency. Worth $5 all day long just for the nostalgia
cryptonat
Just like me.
DoctorOblivian
As much as i actually love Little Cesars. I have never ONCE been to any where the pizza was in fact Hot and Ready. I always have to wait...
Nekrose7
It's not DiGiorno but it's hot and ready.
random34567
Unpopular opinion. DiGiorno isn’t good.
neospor1n
Have a lil Caesar’s and a papa johns less than a 3 minute walk from my house. Hot and ready wins every damn time
thisisntevenmyfinalname
I actually really like the Little Cesar's in my area. They make really good pizza and the stuffed crazy bread is amazing.
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
Now you can go to Little Caesar's Arena and get a not hot, not ready slice that costs 5 times as much though.
imuniquejustlikeeveryoneelse
But the Red Wings, oh wait nvm
KnightandDay
A bar near my college has 50 cent slices and $2 beers during happy hour..thats how i survived those times
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
It's delicious. The first 10minutes.
ugenics
That's all I need
ArcaneNitehawk
Fast, cheap, good. Pick any two
Brul
But are you good?
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Hell ya man whatchu need??
I’ll never tell... ;)
ABluntForce
But do you ooga chaka?
igniteice
Tombstone bakes up hot and delicious. Says so right in the instructions.
WellAckchually
But it's not ready.
smellydogbed
What if mice live in your oven?
AlaskanPipeliner1
The top of my mouth screams in pain just at the mention of Tombstone.
GasStationHotdogConnoisseur
You don’t have to worry about how it tastes if you burn all the tastebuds off your tongue
NickRivieraMD
Hot. Not ready.
bgod
Yeah it does.
paul289
Alternatively, California Pizza Kitchen bakes up a piping hot helping of diarrhea that last for a day and a half.
Counterfit
The frozen CPK stuff is pretty good tho
It was frozen. And fully cooked.
Eeugh. They weren't even good when I was actually at one of those IN Cali.
Skanah
And costs an arm and a leg, at least around here
MuonNeutrino
TBH, their regular pizzas are kinda meh, but their deep dish is actually pretty decent for the price. Not gourmet or w.e. but crispy-tasty.
SomeDetroitGuy
If you like that, Jet's does it MUCH better for the same price.
Jet's is great, for sure. But LC's I can just drive 3min and pick one up on a whim, so it gets the 'fuck I don't wanna cook today' buys.
Totally fair. I love that I can pop in, spend less than $15 total and have a large pizza, breadsticks and wings.
IMO the two are complementary rather than competing; decent and super convenient, or better but more effort. Jet's *is* darn good, though.
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
Oh God I miss Jets. We had one and it disappeared overnight. The bacon bread and 8 corner pizza.
WasWorthATry1
I think Little Caesar's is good....
aleister94
I love the texture on the bottom of the crust
Vacationdad
My friends love it so much they named their album hot and ready https://youtu.be/ZjpCrapIKB4
superdupertrooper
Try a MidiCi! That's the real deal Neapolitan pizza!
TitanicGaming360
Noone else does. it's fucking dirt cheap, though, so it's OK.
okayyymovingon
Me too... like better than other carry outs
NotASwordButADickinDisguise
They aren't the best, but for the price it's pretty good. I've not had a similarly priced pizza that was better.
MaverickGoose2020
When I lived in Pensacola hungry howies was the same price and way better.
Alittlequacky
7/11! It’s actually pretty good but a few bucks more
zamielvanweber
There are some, but the Deep Deep Dish is really good for it's price and the last place I can get non-frozen deep dish in my area w/o (1)
making it myself. (2)
NivalisAngelus
Me too. I am also an outcast from society. Probably not related.
VeraTheWraith
Its passable but doesn't compare to normally-priced pizza places IMO. It also gets old way faster than other places if you have it often.
honestly better than either dominos or pizza hut
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
it is chewy bread, tomato sauce, and cheese. It is spectacularly hard to do wrong, and they got themselves a niche. I'm all good.
bbirbb
It depends on region. When I lived in Detroit, it was great. Indiana.. meh.
Volimar
I enjoy their $8 deep dish.
Italipino
It’s okay, 7/11 is better if you have the 10 mins to wait
cthulhuOverlord
When you taste Luigi’s you never taste the same
Everythingisracist
It's the best with cheap alcohol.
jetstreaminfinity
They used to be terrible, but they kept improving their recipe and now it’s really dang good. Plus, they have their deep dish stuff
elucidatefurther
While they can't touch "real" pizza they're legitimately my favorite chain.
Corrodias
Toppers is supposed to be better and is certainly fancier, but I never really like the pizza much. LC's is more in tune with my palate.
balentay
I think they're better cold than hot but I agree. Especially their crazy bread!
ialwaysupvotecows
It's literally my favorite pizza. Hands down.
VeryMoistTowelettes
It's one of the best pizzas as long as you ask for it freshly made and eat it in the car. The cheesy bread is the best too.
silentwolf1999
That bbq one tgey had a while back was bangin.
voodoosexdoll
Domino's is better tho
Goldonion
I'm curious what you think is bad pizza then
TheoryOfRelativeTea
I'm kinda 'eh' on their pizza but I will DESTROY some of their Italian cheese bread. Sometimes I go there just for that.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
I don't like their pan pizza at all, but the deep dish is on point.
rylecx
It's decent until you compare to other pizzas. It's still the most cost effective though
DrantonMason
An extra bestest pizza for 6$, cheap pizza is still good pizza
IAmCodyProbably
Same
RandomActOfConfusion
With enough alcohol it goes from good to amazing
amyrose
Deep dish lunch deal with some zip packets
You're little caesars is prolly in the ghetto. The best ones are in shit parts of town.
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
Your*
mangogangsta
It’s true! Mine is
wobbu
It's not good. But it's okay, and it's pizza, and it's $5 with a drink, sooo.
Have you tried asking for it to be freshly made? The ones that sit in the heater are terrible.
Myowngrampa
THE STUFFED CRAZY BREAD IS LIKE CRACK AND THEY MADE A DEEP DISH PIZZA WITH IT AS CRUST
TmdoeuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDiU2p2uzVI
IfYouAreReadingThisILoveYou
I'm honestly usually pretty picky about pizza. they skimp a little bit on cheese and sauce but the ratio between the two on their regular/
pizzas is spot on.
secretoaster
They're really good hot. Just don't let it get cold. Can't eat it.
SmartererThanYou
I prefer them cold
I used to get a hot and ready and put it right in the fridge cause I love cold pizza
Today I learned enjoying cold pizza more than hot pizza is more common than I thought. That's pretty neat
jumbosmooth
Plus the CEO is a really good guy.
ifyoucandoitiprobablycant
Imperial Scum
TheLoyalVike
I think you mean Mike Ilitch. The founder who recently died. Quietly paid Rosa parks rent for years. Refused give up on Detroit. RIP
Blazex233
Unfortunately the franchise owners arent typically as kind. Learned that after 5 years working for LC.
I worked at one for two years in high school. My experience was OK, but I'm sure it varies.
freezingpilot
He actually is one of the few businessmen I respect for running a company ethically. Gates as well, seems to have a moral compass.
Don't forget Warren Buffet.
Yes, Buffet seems like not only an ethical person, but a decent father, ie giving them a trust, but not the bulk of his fortune.
futureman3000
Pizza is like sex: Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
RandomArgumentMan
You really didn't had sex with someone with poor hygiene.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Tell that to the dude that got his dick broken on camera. You know the video I'm talking about.
BananClickBait
Do I want to know
DerpyMcDerper
If you Google "every mans worst nightmare reddit" you'll find a NSFW GIF of a guy's dick being broken.
BigAZNMan
Abella Anderson with Ava Addams in Bang Bus I believe
IronMagnus
My favorite form of self-harm is to eat a $5 little caesars pizza alone after work.
phillybhatesme
Hot. Good. Ready. Pick two.
Neonbaron
The only time I dislike little ceasars is when they add all that corn meal grainy crap to the bottem
emkev
Hot 'n Sweaty
demoncandy
Cold 'n Clamy
Brandy321
You can also get coupons for free crazy bread.
breakingcode
Sorry,.. with their last overhaul, their pizza and sides are as good/better than most of the major chains (They DESTROY Dominos flavor wise)
PiGiSpi
When did they do an overhaul, if I may ask. Yes, I could google it, but I enjoy human interaction as well
breakingcode
I think around 2013? they started having wings and cheesy bread (which is great) and pan pizza, since then everything has tasted WAY better.
5qr47ch
It’s good because it’s $5. If it was $10, it would be nasty.
Youdont3v3nknow
I work at little Caesar's and im honestly feeling so attacked right now
LarvaLamp
Bad pizza is still pizza.
donaldobama
Those bread sticks tho
Sweetcharade83
It's fine until a stomach flu causes Little Caesar's sausage to come out of your nose.
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
Alrighty then.
solaslunas
It's pretty good for $5. Unless that staff is shit and only ends up giving you cold ones, but the it isn't hot OR ready, soooooo
causality
I've long been a fan of the pizza hut $7.99 large two-topping.
disinfectantrum
Their extra most bestests are the fucking bomb. Just stick it in the oven for 5 minutes at 425 when you get home. I love them
BlancheTuttle
Tastes exactly the same now as it did 25 years ago when I worked there. Now THAT'S consistency. Worth $5 all day long just for the nostalgia
cryptonat
Just like me.
DoctorOblivian
As much as i actually love Little Cesars. I have never ONCE been to any where the pizza was in fact Hot and Ready. I always have to wait...
Nekrose7
It's not DiGiorno but it's hot and ready.
random34567
Unpopular opinion. DiGiorno isn’t good.
neospor1n
Have a lil Caesar’s and a papa johns less than a 3 minute walk from my house. Hot and ready wins every damn time
thisisntevenmyfinalname
I actually really like the Little Cesar's in my area. They make really good pizza and the stuffed crazy bread is amazing.
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
Now you can go to Little Caesar's Arena and get a not hot, not ready slice that costs 5 times as much though.
imuniquejustlikeeveryoneelse
But the Red Wings, oh wait nvm
KnightandDay
A bar near my college has 50 cent slices and $2 beers during happy hour..thats how i survived those times
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
It's delicious. The first 10minutes.
ugenics
That's all I need
ArcaneNitehawk
Fast, cheap, good. Pick any two
Brul
But are you good?
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Hell ya man whatchu need??
IveGotThatLovingFeeling
I’ll never tell... ;)
ABluntForce
But do you ooga chaka?
igniteice
Tombstone bakes up hot and delicious. Says so right in the instructions.
WellAckchually
But it's not ready.
smellydogbed
What if mice live in your oven?
AlaskanPipeliner1
The top of my mouth screams in pain just at the mention of Tombstone.
GasStationHotdogConnoisseur
You don’t have to worry about how it tastes if you burn all the tastebuds off your tongue
NickRivieraMD
Hot. Not ready.
bgod
Yeah it does.
paul289
Alternatively, California Pizza Kitchen bakes up a piping hot helping of diarrhea that last for a day and a half.
Counterfit
The frozen CPK stuff is pretty good tho
paul289
It was frozen. And fully cooked.
ABluntForce
Eeugh. They weren't even good when I was actually at one of those IN Cali.
Skanah
And costs an arm and a leg, at least around here
MuonNeutrino
TBH, their regular pizzas are kinda meh, but their deep dish is actually pretty decent for the price. Not gourmet or w.e. but crispy-tasty.
SomeDetroitGuy
If you like that, Jet's does it MUCH better for the same price.
MuonNeutrino
Jet's is great, for sure. But LC's I can just drive 3min and pick one up on a whim, so it gets the 'fuck I don't wanna cook today' buys.
SomeDetroitGuy
Totally fair. I love that I can pop in, spend less than $15 total and have a large pizza, breadsticks and wings.
MuonNeutrino
IMO the two are complementary rather than competing; decent and super convenient, or better but more effort. Jet's *is* darn good, though.
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
Oh God I miss Jets. We had one and it disappeared overnight. The bacon bread and 8 corner pizza.
WasWorthATry1
I think Little Caesar's is good....
aleister94
I love the texture on the bottom of the crust
Vacationdad
My friends love it so much they named their album hot and ready https://youtu.be/ZjpCrapIKB4
superdupertrooper
Try a MidiCi! That's the real deal Neapolitan pizza!
TitanicGaming360
Noone else does. it's fucking dirt cheap, though, so it's OK.
okayyymovingon
Me too... like better than other carry outs
NotASwordButADickinDisguise
They aren't the best, but for the price it's pretty good. I've not had a similarly priced pizza that was better.
MaverickGoose2020
When I lived in Pensacola hungry howies was the same price and way better.
Alittlequacky
7/11! It’s actually pretty good but a few bucks more
zamielvanweber
There are some, but the Deep Deep Dish is really good for it's price and the last place I can get non-frozen deep dish in my area w/o (1)
zamielvanweber
making it myself. (2)
NivalisAngelus
Me too. I am also an outcast from society. Probably not related.
VeraTheWraith
Its passable but doesn't compare to normally-priced pizza places IMO. It also gets old way faster than other places if you have it often.
NickRivieraMD
honestly better than either dominos or pizza hut
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
it is chewy bread, tomato sauce, and cheese. It is spectacularly hard to do wrong, and they got themselves a niche. I'm all good.
bbirbb
It depends on region. When I lived in Detroit, it was great. Indiana.. meh.
Volimar
I enjoy their $8 deep dish.
Italipino
Alittlequacky
It’s okay, 7/11 is better if you have the 10 mins to wait
cthulhuOverlord
When you taste Luigi’s you never taste the same
Everythingisracist
It's the best with cheap alcohol.
jetstreaminfinity
They used to be terrible, but they kept improving their recipe and now it’s really dang good. Plus, they have their deep dish stuff
elucidatefurther
While they can't touch "real" pizza they're legitimately my favorite chain.
Corrodias
Toppers is supposed to be better and is certainly fancier, but I never really like the pizza much. LC's is more in tune with my palate.
balentay
I think they're better cold than hot but I agree. Especially their crazy bread!
ialwaysupvotecows
It's literally my favorite pizza. Hands down.
VeryMoistTowelettes
It's one of the best pizzas as long as you ask for it freshly made and eat it in the car. The cheesy bread is the best too.
silentwolf1999
That bbq one tgey had a while back was bangin.
voodoosexdoll
Domino's is better tho
Goldonion
I'm curious what you think is bad pizza then
TheoryOfRelativeTea
I'm kinda 'eh' on their pizza but I will DESTROY some of their Italian cheese bread. Sometimes I go there just for that.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
I don't like their pan pizza at all, but the deep dish is on point.
rylecx
It's decent until you compare to other pizzas. It's still the most cost effective though
DrantonMason
An extra bestest pizza for 6$, cheap pizza is still good pizza
IAmCodyProbably
Same
RandomActOfConfusion
With enough alcohol it goes from good to amazing
amyrose
Deep dish lunch deal with some zip packets
AlaskanPipeliner1
You're little caesars is prolly in the ghetto. The best ones are in shit parts of town.
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
Your*
mangogangsta
It’s true! Mine is
wobbu
It's not good. But it's okay, and it's pizza, and it's $5 with a drink, sooo.
VeryMoistTowelettes
Have you tried asking for it to be freshly made? The ones that sit in the heater are terrible.
Myowngrampa
THE STUFFED CRAZY BREAD IS LIKE CRACK AND THEY MADE A DEEP DISH PIZZA WITH IT AS CRUST
TmdoeuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDiU2p2uzVI
IfYouAreReadingThisILoveYou
I'm honestly usually pretty picky about pizza. they skimp a little bit on cheese and sauce but the ratio between the two on their regular/
IfYouAreReadingThisILoveYou
pizzas is spot on.
secretoaster
They're really good hot. Just don't let it get cold. Can't eat it.
SmartererThanYou
I prefer them cold
demoncandy
I used to get a hot and ready and put it right in the fridge cause I love cold pizza
PiGiSpi
Today I learned enjoying cold pizza more than hot pizza is more common than I thought. That's pretty neat
jumbosmooth
Plus the CEO is a really good guy.
ifyoucandoitiprobablycant
Imperial Scum
TheLoyalVike
I think you mean Mike Ilitch. The founder who recently died. Quietly paid Rosa parks rent for years. Refused give up on Detroit. RIP
Blazex233
Unfortunately the franchise owners arent typically as kind. Learned that after 5 years working for LC.
TheLoyalVike
I worked at one for two years in high school. My experience was OK, but I'm sure it varies.
freezingpilot
He actually is one of the few businessmen I respect for running a company ethically. Gates as well, seems to have a moral compass.
TheLoyalVike
Don't forget Warren Buffet.
freezingpilot
Yes, Buffet seems like not only an ethical person, but a decent father, ie giving them a trust, but not the bulk of his fortune.
futureman3000
Pizza is like sex: Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
RandomArgumentMan
You really didn't had sex with someone with poor hygiene.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Tell that to the dude that got his dick broken on camera. You know the video I'm talking about.
BananClickBait
Do I want to know
DerpyMcDerper
idontevenknowsillymonkey
If you Google "every mans worst nightmare reddit" you'll find a NSFW GIF of a guy's dick being broken.
BigAZNMan
Abella Anderson with Ava Addams in Bang Bus I believe