Lest we forget the greatest one-liner in television history

Sep 1, 2014 3:06 AM

So sassy.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Ow, fuck! I cut myself on Spike's cheekbones!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just watched that episode yesterday! Why couldn't there have been a spike spin off?

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

'dem tags

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

so true

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

LOVE this line

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

loved the spikes song (let me rest in peace) on musical episode and have to agree he was one of my favourite characters.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Spike was great.

12 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 2

He's a friend of zzzzanderzzzzzzzz.

12 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

I asked him to say that when I saw him at Comicpalooza!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That always made me laugh, an American guy faking a British accent faking an American accent

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Oh sod it.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

all of spike's lines were great

12 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 1

"Yeah, well, sometimes I like to crumble up the weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture"

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask?

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I've met James Marsters, I shook his hand and gave him an eeyore hat. My best friend got to get a photo sitting on his lap.

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I hate your friend

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I gotta know, is he a nice guy?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He also kissed James' cheek and made security nervous. Best convention ever.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My friend met him at a convention Q&A a year ago, and asked him what he was doing here in 5 words or less, he got it straight away :)

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Please tell me he's a lovely human being and not a jerk. Although I guess letting someone sit in their lap probably means lovely human being

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's amazing! He even looks you in the eyes when he greets you. *Clutches his signature*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why the Eeyore hat? Some significance I am unaware of?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eeyore is one of his favorite characters. :D

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eeyore is one of his favourite characters.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. He has excellent taste. :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spike is so fucking hot.

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I had such a hormonal-little-girl crush on him. Would actually explain a lot about my current taste in men... Screw you, fiction!

12 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

I still have a crush on that man and probably will forever. Him and the green power ranger.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Me toooo. That sex-that-broke-the-house scene was so hot when I was like 16. Except now I am 26 and married to a very nice Asian dude.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm in the same boat.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I. Fucking. Love. Spike. ...bitch.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Source, for delivery (and accent) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EirZRVnQFQ

12 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

You da' real mvp

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

SOD OFF

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He's actually a really good actor. So many subtle details that make all the difference in delivering his lines, and so well played.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

+1 for Buffy

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+1 for Grr Aarg

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you know that Joss Whedon made the grrr arrrgh noise? SCHOOLED!

12 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Yes. Everyone knows that.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 14

Well...did you know that Old MacDonald was a bad speller?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I loved when Tara made the signature noise with that little finger puppet!!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He was about to show the pilot to some execs and forgot to have a little graphic for his studio, so he came up with it in 15 mins.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He thought they'd eventually scrap it and get a new one.. but they never did.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's how it came about, anyway. Don't quote me.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

this scene made me laugh a lot more than it should have, i enjoy breaking the fourth wall i guess

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I login to upvote Buffy.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

grr. argh.

12 years ago | Likes 323 Dislikes 0

My whole family would say the grr argh together. Good memories.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I think I love your family.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

nice hat

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

or alton brown's "like the hat?"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can literally hear the sound effects going grrr in my head.

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I totally read that in his accent..

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Spike was the best! The actor was also in Torchwood....his English accent was so good that I was fooled me and I'm a Brit

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Spike channeling his inner Jesse Pinkman!

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

James Marsters is epic

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He is an amazing reader for the Dresden File books!

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He really is !

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad to see someone else that knows him for that!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh i love this show

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Until It's the reason Firefly was canceled.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That feel when you're just now realizing your earliest 90s-era male sexual ideal/idol was an exact copy of Spike.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He totally stole his look from Spike.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the tag because its gifs and they can't see it. Mwuaha

12 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 3

I can see gifs with the Imgur app. Am I missing something?

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

They meant the tag. You can't see the tags on mobile.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Apr 14, 2017 2:25 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's what I said "I love the tag because its gifs and they can't see it" (it being tag)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is sadly true :(

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Which is what makes it all the funnier.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gifs work for me now :)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unlimited data plan. Sitting on the shitter at work loading these gifs with no problemo.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You still can't see the tag!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gib. Gib nao.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just finished binge watching buffy on Netflix and now I don't know what to do with myself :(

12 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

i'm on episode 20 of season 7. do what i'm doing. restarting at episode 1 season 1 immediately.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just finished it a couple weeks ago. Started Angel, but it's just not the same.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watch it again...duh

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Angel (which you should have started overlapping with Buffy during season 3), Dollhouse & Firefly.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did too. So many feels!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

watch Firefly

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

If you can watch all 7 seasons in a weekend, you will break the speed of light barrier and be hailed the greatest scientist of all time.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Binge watch angel, and when you're done with that, binge watch Firefly. When you finish that binge watch dollhouse. Then read all the comics

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go buy the comic books. The story continues!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And gets more expansive, not having to worry about the effects budget any more.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I moved on to Angel....it's just not as great. I feel bereft.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it gets better. i'm watching it alongside buffy now and it is so good.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait until season 4 and 5. The final episode of Angel is excellent.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, until you figure it out, might as well start again from the beginning.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I wanted to start on angel but they don't have it!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? I literally just finished watching Buffy & Angel in order on Netflix. It has all 5 seasons if you're in the US...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use Hula unblocker or some other extension in your browser, it's on the US Netflix.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was never much of a fan. Couple awesome characters, but in the end, I kind of wish I never watched it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved angel but got a little tired of the wolfram&hart bullshit, plus it finished on a huge fucking cliffhanger. Lame.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's been so long I forget the overall storyline, as well as the cliffhanger ending (besides the fact that it WAS a cliffhanger) TO GOOGLE!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally agree. The ending was bullshit and too much with the twisting W & H plotlines...but Spike was great in season 5.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Start Angel.

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

no you gotta do that alongside for the crossovers.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i just watched both separately then again at the same time! it was a great summer

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Watch Angel. Just do it. You won't regret it.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes you will. So disappointing.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I found Angel to be much better overall than Buffy. It dealt in so much of the grey area of "is Angel really a good guy?" that I enjoy

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Read the next couple of seasons in comics!! Start of season 8 kind of picks up from end of 7.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(dah dah-dah-dah). Breaking Bad is the answer, if you haven't seen it. Maybe watch The Avengers.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post has made me decide it's time for my quarterly rewatch.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just thinking that. It's been to long.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgur needs more Buffy. +1

12 years ago | Likes 220 Dislikes 0

is that a dildo?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It's the handle of a tennis racket/improvised stake.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ooooohhhhh okay

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

and Angel :D... No? Okay i'll go...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Angel is good, too.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Every knows that Spike and Buffy > Angel and Buffy

12 years ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 15

ARGH

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#TeamSpike

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not according to SMG, she was all about Angel, he was the better kisser.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Do not destroy my fantasies!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But Whedon was all about Spuffy. And Whedon trumps SMG.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Spike and meee

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

C'mon, Riley!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I prefer Spuffy, but when I revisit the series I always start with S05. I just love the cute, awkward relationship they had at the start.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eh... Spike and Buffy were cute but I think there's more genuine love between her and angel. Spike was unhealthily obsessed with her.

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 8

No. Bangel all the way.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Spangel ;)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pre-soul Spike was unhealthily obsessed. After he got his soul, he did truly love her.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ok, but Spike, Angel, AND Buffy >>> everything ever.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

That one page in the S08 (the comic). HNNNNG!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you disregard, you know, the attempted rape. "I love you and you'll love me if we fuck again."

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

No soul. He could not love in a healthy way. He tried to have a loving relationship but it was literally beyond his ability to conceive.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He was pretty affectionate and loving towards Drusilla, I thought. Even The Judge notices how human their feelings are for each other.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Didn't Spike love dru before he turned into a vampire? It could be remnants of when he was human.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Season 7 indicated they'd just met when Dru sired Spike.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But really, it was always kind of a weird, obsessive caricature of love. He wanted it but didn't quite grasp it anymore.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Spike got as close to love as a creature like him could get. Joss has said that Spike was more human than other vampires.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I'll just torture her untill she loves me again" -badly remembered Spike quote about getting Drusilla back after she dumped him.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Come to think of it, they could give Gomez and Morticia a run for their money as the "most romantic couple in gothic themed television"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was always...close.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, with no soul ? Probably still better than "I'll murder all your friends and nail dead puppies to your door".

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

1) Soul or no soul: "You'll love me if I rape you." is still fucked up thinking.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It is, and he knew it after she kicked him away. He knew he wouldn't be the person he wanted to be without a soul, so he got one. But I do -

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

think Buffy was way too quick to forgive him and start making excuses for him.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2) Angelus had been living inside Angel for 100 years tortured by Angel's good deeds and love for Buffy. He was pissed and wanted revenge.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I'm not saying you're not right because you are. But I still think that Spike was a rather tame demon in comparison to Angelus at any time.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, that's for damn sure. Spike may have had the skills to have killed 2 Slayers, but Angelus's ruthlessness was legendary.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, that was just how evil Angelus was. Say a kid is building a sandcastle. Spike would knock the sandcastle down. Angelus would rape and 1

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Kinda both, he was an evil SOB, but at the same time he wanted revenge

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

murder the kid. In the flashbacks, you can really see the difference between them and how evil Angelus is.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I leaned so much about myself after Buffy and Spike's first sex scene.

12 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

The demolition? Oh god yes. Talk about inspiring. Sadly never found the right gal to act on that inspiration.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That shit was hot as hell.

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I never got that far! Googling....

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Season 6 episode 9 titled "Smashed". Brace yourself for the hotness of the final scene!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I watched it, didn't expect that to happen! Clearly I need to start watching buffy again.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Hot" does not do that justice.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"What are you doing?" "What? Uh... pushups!"

12 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

YES.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Angel is a whiny little bitch for 90% of both shows...

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 5

Haven't seen the Angel spin off. Is it worth it?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's worth it for the most part. Not the best show IMO but I love Buffy/Whedon a lot. First & last seasons are the best (except the last ep)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I liked the later seasons of Angel a lot more than the later seasons of Buffy.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The puppet episode is pure gold.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Overall it's a little darker than buffy and some story arks are pretty useless, but it has great jokes and moments, too. I liked it a lot.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Awww, poor Watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost-got-shagged, cup of tea?"

12 years ago | Likes 1551 Dislikes 1

^Explain

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of my absolute favorite lines. It makes me laugh no matter how many times I hear it.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#Ripper

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Oh my god, I've had a rough day and that definitely gave me a huge laugh. +1 to you and now I need to re-watch Buffy. . .

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I still have that line stuck in my head from the first time I heard it. :-)

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Randy Giles

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ITS TELLY TIME

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

TIMMY'S DOWN THE BLOODY WELL, AND IF YOU MAKE ME MISS IT, I'LL-

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

YOU'LL WHAT?! Lick me to death?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i think i love spike and giles most, and their interactions are always fantastic

12 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: James Marsters (Spike) learned to talk the way he does from Anthony Head (Giles). That's how Anthony Head talks in real life.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

hahaha, aww, i love it. reminds me of the episode where they all loose their memory and spike assumes giles is his dad :)

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Giles was awesome in general, no matter who he interacted with. :)

12 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

true true. in like every scene and every line

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've got a theory that while Buffy is the main character, the overarching story is about Spike.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And now I'm singing I've got a theory from Once More, With Feeling.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

he does have quite the arc, doesnt he? cool

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah. S2 starts with him showing up, and the show ends when he dies. S1 is all backstory to set the stage.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And then he goes to Angel, helps slow down an apocalypse, wins the Shansu prophecy, and becomes a real boy. Not sure what after that.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Spike, if I want your opinion...I'll never want your opinion."

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I loved the glimpses of Ripper peeking through the calm librarian facade. When he smacked down Dark Willow, I squee'd as a <6'2" 280lb guy.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

fuck yeah :)

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When he murdered that doctor as "collateral damage" to get rid of Glory.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh hell yes. One of the times that Giles made my lady bits all tingly.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i think i need to watch this series

12 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

It is everything you didn't know you loved about the 90's. Those were dark times... it hard too much of the 80's in it.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i was born in the 90s ;3

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely. You can probably just skip season one, though.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

A lot of people can be turned off by season one. We abandoned the series because of the cheese. Only tried again when a friend insisted.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's on the PIVOT chanel now

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes go do it right now and wait anxiously for season 3 and 4

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

And five. And then force yourself through six, knowing seven is going to be awesome.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hell no. Few episodes past season 3 are worth shit. So downhill from Dawn introduction on.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Dawn served a purpose in season five, annoying in six, and then Joss made her awesome in seven.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait for season 3 & 4?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah, the first two are important for character development and kind of appealing in a 90s period piece way, but a bit Monster-of-the-Weeky.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have to say 2. The Judge, Acathla, Willow's Goldfish, Kendra, Spike and Dru, Ford, Ampata, Jenny Calendar, "Don't you walk away from me, Bit

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Season 1 was done on a very low budget and never knowing how long they would be allowed to go on. By Season 2 they knew they could (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aw yep mi comprende. I really liked season two though!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not entirely sure what the 22nd Doc is trying to say, but I will add that Spike and Dru are one of my favorite TV villain pairs.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0