MRW someone mentions that they hate both American candidates.
Service worker problems...
When ya shit so hard ya gotta brace yourself
Third time's a charm, right?
Insomnia vs. depression
When ya gotta wait for a tall person to come grab something just out of your reach.
MRW bf and I are both depressed but I gotta pull it together to help him out.
When your adorable new kitten drops a deuce for the first time and you find out that motherfucker's anus is working some dark Satanic stank magic.
Not OC, but fuck it, no one's perfect.
Ah the power of sheer panic.
MRW my ex says he wants to hate me but can't think of any bad times.
As someone with depression, I think this is important to note.
I am not a fancy person, but every time I get a day off, I try to make myself a real breakfast...
Should've done this months ago--
When your depression, anxiety, and insomnia all gang up on you.
This shouldn't be exciting, but...
MRW my friend gives me his showtime password
MRW I eat and masturbate at the same time...
I've done plenty of Joker makeups, but never Harley. So I thought what the hell.
Well my costume wasn't much, but I was pretty happy with my makeup!
Found these in the walk-in at my work the other day.
When a particularly cunty customer tells me she's never coming back again.
MRW a customer orders her sandwich without oil then starts screaming at me because there's no oil on her sandwich.
Jim Gaffigan, is that you?
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MRW none of my friends are texting back and I begin mentally preparing for an unending life of loneliness.
I just bit the inside of my cheek so hard there's a half inch strip of cheekflesh hanging off in my mouth.
See this shit?
After months of serious writer's block, I finally worked out the biggest plot issue of my book!
MRW I'm browsing Imgur and my friend leans over my shoulder and says "What's that website?"
Me every time I encounter a mirror.
Just a doodle, but I'm pretty pleased.
Supernatural's not for everyone, but can we take a moment to appreciate that all of these gifs are from the same show?
Frankie modeling the cone he has to wear until his booboo gets better.
Clive Barker, guys.
As an amateur writer...
Caught the exact moment I hit one month without cigarettes.
There are so many things I should have been doing...
MRW a 2-inch cockroach skitters past my bare goddamn feet in the safety of my own room.
It's a vicious cycle...
As a food service worker, this is my scream of horror every morning and every night.
Every time someone tells me I'm funny
Real life, though.
MRW I made enough this month to order $20 of take-out and not feel guilty.
Seriously, is there anyone who HONESTLY wouldn't go for this?
Real talk
Every fucking time.
MRW my 93-year-old grandma says she hates tattoos but she loves mine 'cause she knows they make me happy.
this paint chip that fell from my ceiling IS the duck/rabbit illusion.
Every time I paint my nails...
Depression dog, anyone?
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MRW my I break up with my bf and he immediately starts throwing textbook emotionally abusive shit at me.
A collection of my "Lil' RJ" comics
This badass motherfucker was parked outside my work yesterday.
When your life is falling apart around you and you gotta be "okay"--
Spa near my work has this unfortunate ad in their window...
When you order a bra online and it fits perfectly.
I love naked women as much as anyone, but come on guys, if I want porn I'll just redtube it.