RoseNoot

214188 pts · May 30, 2012


MRW someone mentions that they hate both American candidates.

Points 68
Comments 67
Views 1640

Service worker problems...

Points 77
Comments 37
Views 154

When ya shit so hard ya gotta brace yourself

Points 18
Comments 1
Views 619

Third time's a charm, right?

Points 290
Comments 80
Views 509

Insomnia vs. depression

Points 72
Comments 15
Views 524

When ya gotta wait for a tall person to come grab something just out of your reach.

Points 34
Comments 9
Views 25

MRW bf and I are both depressed but I gotta pull it together to help him out.

Points 12
Comments 8
Views 447

When your adorable new kitten drops a deuce for the first time and you find out that motherfucker's anus is working some dark Satanic stank magic.

Points 90
Comments 21
Views 1551

Not OC, but fuck it, no one's perfect.

Points 9
Comments 6
Views 466

Ah the power of sheer panic.

Points 133
Comments 14
Views 339

MRW my ex says he wants to hate me but can't think of any bad times.

Points 15
Comments 25
Views 459

As someone with depression, I think this is important to note.

Points 50
Comments 20
Views 155

I am not a fancy person, but every time I get a day off, I try to make myself a real breakfast...

Points 1185
Comments 129
Views 31374

Should've done this months ago--

Points 101
Comments 26
Views 111

When your depression, anxiety, and insomnia all gang up on you.

Points 895
Comments 120
Views 34855

This shouldn't be exciting, but...

Points 51
Comments 8
Views 113

MRW my friend gives me his showtime password

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 294

MRW I eat and masturbate at the same time...

Points 16
Comments 1
Views 2248

I've done plenty of Joker makeups, but never Harley. So I thought what the hell.

Points 19
Comments 18
Views 994

Well my costume wasn't much, but I was pretty happy with my makeup!

Points 34
Comments 10
Views 1258

Found these in the walk-in at my work the other day.

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 142

When a particularly cunty customer tells me she's never coming back again.

Points 89
Comments 14
Views 837

MRW a customer orders her sandwich without oil then starts screaming at me because there's no oil on her sandwich.

Points 32
Comments 11
Views 2705

Jim Gaffigan, is that you?

Points 4304
Comments 98
Views 8455

¯\(°_°)/¯

Points 8
Comments 36
Views 62

MRW none of my friends are texting back and I begin mentally preparing for an unending life of loneliness.

Points 13
Comments 27
Views 914

I just bit the inside of my cheek so hard there's a half inch strip of cheekflesh hanging off in my mouth.

Points 22
Comments 12
Views 938

See this shit?

Points 12
Comments 29
Views 1082

After months of serious writer's block, I finally worked out the biggest plot issue of my book!

Points 93
Comments 8
Views 537

MRW I'm browsing Imgur and my friend leans over my shoulder and says "What's that website?"

Points 84
Comments 9
Views 582

Me every time I encounter a mirror.

Points 53
Comments 20
Views 400

Just a doodle, but I'm pretty pleased.

Points 22
Comments 3
Views 17

Supernatural's not for everyone, but can we take a moment to appreciate that all of these gifs are from the same show?

Points 84
Comments 7
Views 2506

Frankie modeling the cone he has to wear until his booboo gets better.

Points 15
Comments 7
Views 968

Clive Barker, guys.

Points 13
Comments 7
Views 994

As an amateur writer...

Points 29
Comments 5
Views 1328

Caught the exact moment I hit one month without cigarettes.

Points 24
Comments 14
Views 105

There are so many things I should have been doing...

Points 178
Comments 43
Views 290

MRW a 2-inch cockroach skitters past my bare goddamn feet in the safety of my own room.

Points 39
Comments 12
Views 598

It's a vicious cycle...

Points 44
Comments 17
Views 196

As a food service worker, this is my scream of horror every morning and every night.

Points 5
Comments 4
Views 438

Every time someone tells me I'm funny

Points 18
Comments 5
Views 62

Real life, though.

Points 241
Comments 29
Views 85

MRW I made enough this month to order $20 of take-out and not feel guilty.

Points 73
Comments 4
Views 188

Seriously, is there anyone who HONESTLY wouldn't go for this?

Points 9848
Comments 834
Views 10159

Real talk

Points 13
Comments 19
Views 12

Every fucking time.

Points 170
Comments 9
Views 109

MRW my 93-year-old grandma says she hates tattoos but she loves mine 'cause she knows they make me happy.

Points 99
Comments 12
Views 653

this paint chip that fell from my ceiling IS the duck/rabbit illusion.

Points 9
Comments 7
Views 84

Every time I paint my nails...

Points 8
Comments 7
Views 86

Depression dog, anyone?

Points 25
Comments 12
Views 23

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Points 35
Comments 22
Views 73

MRW my I break up with my bf and he immediately starts throwing textbook emotionally abusive shit at me.

Points 15
Comments 7
Views 356

A collection of my "Lil' RJ" comics

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 8

This badass motherfucker was parked outside my work yesterday.

Points 54
Comments 10
Views 18

When your life is falling apart around you and you gotta be "okay"--

Points 33
Comments 8
Views 553

Spa near my work has this unfortunate ad in their window...

Points 6
Comments 6
Views 89

When you order a bra online and it fits perfectly.

Points 22
Comments 13
Views 10270

I love naked women as much as anyone, but come on guys, if I want porn I'll just redtube it.

Points 49
Comments 13
Views 2436
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