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May 18, 2022 7:36 AM
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theoggoldfish
Post credit @op , it’s Jeffreymahannah on IG
Nightroad02
Orgazzmatron3000
I hope she quit smoking once pregnant, really fucks up your kids if you don’t
Dreadric
like mother, like son
KAPTKipper
Very Oblongs
PhustrKluk
I gotta applaud the Liquid Death marketing team. I'm never going to forget this one.
PhailRaptor
Bunhyung
Any body know which Alanis Morissette album that is?
gunganjesus
dracko19
Johwin
Look out, she's a squirter
DangerTrain
ThereAreCrocodiles
Superchief86
I don't think that's an official Alanis Morissette poster.
Botticelliii
...... ok...... I'm.... I'm just gonna leave an upvote and....uh... yea...
PaulHurley
qwerty13245
considering the weed sticker on the second to last comic panel I would assume OP was high when they made this as well. And so am I
MisterLaughter
ExtremeCowEnthusiast
servingmytimeinusersub
The first chainsaw was for... Pelvic purposes.
GiantSquanchy
keyblader1985
jennym123
Sauce?
TOMMOEX
AZRAELSBLADE
Is this that Chainsawman I’ve been hearing about?
OldSchoolNewRules
jesusisherelookbusy
“SLAANESH!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHAINSWORD?!!!”- Khorne
Hoiloidl
Came looking for this, wasn't disappointed. Bravo, keep it up!
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
This should be top comment
onepinksheep
mistaopportunity
I'm so thoroughly confused.
ghsdkgb
Well see, the chainsaw was invented to help women give birth, which is what we see here
Sauroctonus
It's fuckin' weird, but it's pretty straightforward.
Elephanthead
its an advert for water, duh.
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
Are you sexually attracted to chainsaws now? You can tell us. Its ok, imgur is a judgment free space.
KnightThatDrinksTea
this comment has been judged and deemed worthy, so it is now allowed to wield Thors might hammer.
pianostacatto
Kind of seems to me like a weird cartoon ad for the drink "Liquid Death" which believe it or not is a real drink. It's canned water.
wazeewa
I thought it was pretty obvious. Drink Liquid Death. What else could you get from this?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Iaskquestionablequestions
Source? I'm loving the Lovecraftian vibes.
StarmineRendezvous
Here ya go, from MeatCanyon. They make this kind of stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2unhM-tWKQA
Orzufancylad
How is she still squirting?
capngoat
The dude is just that good.
Warune
Same way that chainsaw had a kid
Selekta
She’s full, eventually what goes in must come out
caulkismychoiceoflube
He knows how to push her button just right.
gen2600
If I had a dollar.
MaddPainting
Thats what you are questioning?!?!?!
Gatorjon
We may never know.
Dirtsailor2010
That finger is magic
Ulfhedna
That's not water
Cataleast
Son, let me tell you about pleasing a woman... ;)
cfbshank36
Oh? Please continue, I’d love to learn the dark art of pleasing a woman and, if you know how, the secrets to giving her a one hour orgasm :D
UsernameDoesNotCheckOutAtAll
Last part is easy. Just do it on daylight savings
truthsmiles
A chainsaw really would be the ultimate vibrator though. My hands are often numb after using mine (as a chainsaw).
SJohnson23
Chainsaws were invented to aid childbirth so they were already in the ballpark.
GenshiV
I desperately hope you're not serious about that, but I've heard too much crazy shit know better, so I'm not googling that.
SJohnson23
Don’t worry, I’ll do it for you: https://www.popsci.com/story/science/weirdest-thing-chainsaw-childbirth-santorio-delayed-conception/?amp
GenshiV
...be a lot cooler if you hadn't, but +1 anyway.