ThereAreCrocodiles

205858 pts ยท May 4, 2019


Okay, it's like this. There's a tribe living by a river, and in the river there are crocodiles. The tribe has one particular piece of wisdom passed down through the generations. It goes like this: if you happen to meet a crocodile, don't stick your head in its mouth. Every now and then - and who knows the reason - people ignore this advice. Which is sad. Because they die. But very stupid because they were warned. They had a choice. The moral of the story is this: you can't afford to be stupid. There are crocodiles.

My Wallpaper Selection...

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 1351

Just Get a Job as a CEO...

Points 1331
Comments 60
Views 138422

My Dream Destination...

Points 21
Comments 2
Views 1735

It's a hard life...

Points 62
Comments 15
Views 3124

I'm Idris Elba... I goes where I goes.

Points 2727
Comments 104
Views 147230

The Man Who Took Australia's Guns...

Points 34
Comments 22
Views 1758

It Is My Cake Day.

Points 31
Comments 8
Views 3007

At least she stayed true to brand...

Points 59
Comments 15
Views 4227

No TikToks to be Made Here!

Points 1449
Comments 70
Views 133528

The good kind...

Points 52
Comments 5
Views 1683

For those voting in the Australian election tomorrow, I ask you to remember this...

Points 82
Comments 17
Views 4098

Oh No! Anyway...

Points 74
Comments 15
Views 3625

Mmmmmmmm... Chocolate

Points 1024
Comments 55
Views 92301

Drawing a Stranger over Omegle...

Points 85
Comments 9
Views 2738

This didn't age well...

Points 42
Comments 36
Views 1945

The Perfect Cringe, I mean, Crime...

Points 1196
Comments 130
Views 79197

Happy 13th Imgur, my 13th favourite. Ball is in parking lot, would you like to play again?

Points 13
Comments 1
Views 544

Liar, Liar...

Points 27
Comments 15
Views 2209

When Actors Nail Every Role...

Points 1490
Comments 26
Views 92921

Boomer: Getting a job is easy, you just need to apply...

Points 20
Comments 6
Views 1763

Oh La La!

Points 1562
Comments 66
Views 124046

Doug Jones as the Joker...

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 561

Police! Search Warrant!

Points 1188
Comments 142
Views 97465

I've got a problem with my Goggomobil...

Points 95
Comments 24
Views 6613

The name of the ship was the Enterprise D...

Points 17
Comments 10
Views 910

Scott Morrison will save us...

Points 20
Comments 1
Views 807

Gary is the colleague we all need, not necessarily the one we deserve...

Points 101
Comments 16
Views 2384

What I really want is the version with Rik Mayall as Peeves. The footage exists out there, somewhere...

Points 17
Comments 14
Views 1330

I still would have...

Points 22
Comments 7
Views 625

Penn and Teller explain vaccines...

Points 1857
Comments 165
Views 76195

Titanic Super 3D! (In cooperation with George Lucas, J. J. Abrams, and Michael Bay)

Points 10
Comments 2
Views 425

An angel in plaid...

Points 27
Comments 3
Views 626

New Zealand Tourism: More than just hoping to meet Jacinda Ardern!

Points 115
Comments 13
Views 2612

Excuse me sir, do you work here?

Points 73
Comments 8
Views 2583

The soundtrack of my childhood...

Points 124
Comments 46
Views 2980

So... what's the hole for Ian?

Points 62
Comments 14
Views 3322

Singing the lyrics to the Jurassic Park theme song...

Points 2316
Comments 98
Views 68336

Ye Olde Wishing Well

Points 129
Comments 6
Views 3384

We promise you, these people are not saying "Masturbate".

Points 35
Comments 11
Views 964

Teen girl hears Nirvana for the first time... (Unmute)

Points 26
Comments 5
Views 902

Don't worry, Scott Morrison has said he's sorry now, so it's all good.

Points 66
Comments 10
Views 2563

July 29th Blessings...

Points 27
Comments 7
Views 502

The Morning After A Few Beers...

Points 51
Comments 18
Views 2654

Trump's next step, now he's off Twitter...

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 550

I think it's just the Republican Party newsletter nowadays, isn't it?

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 761

Time to Break Out this Holiday Favourite...

Points 10
Comments 3
Views 589

Retro Aussie Drink Driving PSA

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 700

Especially HR.

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 674

My Working from Home Realty...

Points 35
Comments 12
Views 2319

A Dump of Quokkas

Points 54
Comments 6
Views 2826
Next page