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Jun 22, 2022 12:55 PM
FuckTheWaterTempleWithARustyFork
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MrMagnet
Coronita's got talent
Eniff
Fucking amazing!
DJThuglifeSupreme
This is a musical work of art
Bigbadteddy
blessed
zepthenoob
This is amazing!
ThereAreCrocodiles
BlackCatSerenade99900
Great voice!!
CanadianOneDollarCoin
That.....that exceeded my expectations.
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
amandoop
Even on mute, this was amazing!
CoarseAndSalty
Rednecks make me ill, but fuck that talent.. so righteous.. just rips the Upvote out of me.
dantastic88
Spontaneous musical genius meets unexpected bookworm - this dude just casually dropped a performance that's part Broadway, part backwoods, and 100% unexpected charm.
Ktraveller
Good stuff
Xilir8
TheFoothillThatStrides
MisterMarblesFoibles
Acting like he's doing it off the cuff.
DontTazeMeBrah
I was wondering what Johnny Manziel was up to
tamere02
Love the creativity, vocal chops and all but GODDAMN do I hate these Tiktok fake “spur of the moment” setups.
Temzilla
Yeah it's very cringe, but it's the game and you gotta play it. The algorithm requires it's cringe tribute.
babycoolredhead
This is cute and he's a good singer.
MrsSaurus
Agreed :)
Marakreuz
Nailed it lol
drduffer
Definitely a musical theater voice. He has a future. ⬆️
trinityj1
What are skoal rings in jeans?
StrickenStrychnine
Skoal is a brand of dipping tobacco, comes in round tins. Always having one in your pocket will wear a ring in the jeans.
AWarningToOthers
Carries a can of dip (tobacco) in his jean pocket so much it wears a ring in it.
floofnmeeps
He ain't country he's reading a book ?/s
TimbitsAreDonutHoles
It's the bible, I bet. You get credit for that one down here in the south lmao
DratImBatman
He's good. Too bad Disney's lawyers are gonna be knocking on his door soon
uplookdont
jrarcoiris
Amazing
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Love this guy. His be our guest cover is great too
Jariris
But WHO is this guy?
rigorr
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ParallelParkingInABurka
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ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Thomas Mac
voiceofnightvale
What book is he reading
Xdeddc
Hes reading the Penguin edition of the Nicomachean Ethics by Aristotle.
MRnBW
And what brand is his fridge?
StarSpangledAwesome
Honestly, might be the Penguin Classics Tales From 1001 Nights? It would be fitting for the tunes origin. Just a librarian's guess though.
IAmTheDarkMermaid
He has a great singing voice! But his country accent was a little weak.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Sounds good if he is from Ohio.
springmom
Depends on where you are. Sounds like half the people I know down here in North Louisiana and East Texas.
IAmTheDarkMermaid
I'm from central Texas and the country here is a bit harsh sounding. That was my reference
CarlottaVonSprockett
Sounded like a standard Kentuckian too.
babycoolredhead
The few Kentuckians I know go way harder than this, but I imagine you know a lot more of them.
CarlottaVonSprockett
I grew up in Lexington, which is the second most “cosmopolitan” town in Kentucky. So I wasn’t surrounded by the hill folk! I guess KY /1
CarlottaVonSprockett
has a range of accents, like anywhere else. 2/2
Dankking
That’s not south enough. He means the actual south from southern Illinois
spsupjewski
Further south than that, he needs a Brazilian Portuguese accent.
NotWelcomehere
Penguin.
Dankking
Do penguins quack or chirp or do they remain silent and stare at you through dead eyes. Always staring. Never moving. Seeing right through u
maststick
What’s a natty?
NightfallEverdark
Slightly alcoholic water.
ScreamedVoid
Beer-pong fuel. Always was a Keystone or Busch guy myself tho. They're all so low-quality that they loop around back to being palatable-ish
Jaqdakloun
"beer"
toledontohinope
It's a laxative disguised as a beer
GrimMalfesance
Idk what's a natty with you?
CogPrimus
MrBub
Oh my sweet summer child
maststick
40, English, and a child of midwinter, but I appreciate the sentiment
Tr1gg3rH4ppy
How blessed your life must be to not know
Howmuchistoomuchspam
A fresh, crisp, light beer made from natural ingredients.
Gayforbae
cepacolusmaximus
Jaqdakloun
*not written by a Natural Light employee
Harryteeters
My beer of choice for drinking games since ya gotta drink 15 of them to get drunk
tr26
Good for Wizard Staff if house rules haven’t banned it.
JustJoshinya9001
Any house that has banned a wizard staff is no house I want to be in
tr26
I meant banning Nat Lite, but I agree there too
JustJoshinya9001
Oh, understood. Yeah natty is gross in all forms
ColoradoCattleCo
Next thing ya know, you're gonna be asking me what a Naturday is.
Nincompoet
Naturday is for the boys
ColoradoCattleCo
The strawberry ones are pretty good. The pineapple is awful. But I will crush those blueberry lemonades all day!
WorkerLurker
The only beer some can afford in those areas
orangeyougladididntsaypoop
It is piss water marketed as beer
CmdrAdama
So its weak beer. Do the beer cans in the US have to display the ABV or Alcohol content nos. ? In the UK i choose beer based on the % !
drucifer0
It's good for those day drinking activities where you need to remain semi cogent. Beach drinking, fishing, golfing... Also a college staple.
meyouseek
I think it varies by state. Here in California most (if not all) do list the ABV on the can. I'll do some further research this weekend.
porcubot
ABV is on the can, yes. People don't drink it for its alcohol content. They drink it because it's cheap.
CmdrAdama
Sure, there’s a ratio though, expensive plus strong - ok I’m feeling fancy, cheap and strong - party time, cheap and weak - steady all day
ProbablySmellLikeDoge
NATURDAYS BROTHER
080080
if you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it.
maststick
I just don’t think it’s a thing you get in the Uk
iwanttobebobdylan
stulfer
The worst beer ever, and its a stretch to call it beer
chrisjfinlay
Natty balls
InfocalypseRising
Cheap, crappy beer
Idontneedrealfacts
"Beer"
BarelyLucid
woah... it serves a purpose and holds a small place in my heart.
Chezoso
That and PBR tall boys are the best cheap beer to have at a show
gambor
Yes, that purpose is when you need cheap, crappy beer.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
It's for people with a habit, not for people with taste buds.
genmech
Damn that hit close to home
OnyxRage
Diet Piss
montuesnvm
Beer flavored bubbly barley beverage.
Ilieoften
The ending on Cinci
AmyBethMegJo
Some people are still trying to get "The Nati" to catch on as nickname for our fair city. I hate it.
lizardfox64
I was under the impression it was national bohemian also a beer. we also call them Natty
maststick
I’m from a different nation
lizardfox64
National bohemian despite its name is a reginal bear from Maryland USA right on the mason dixenon line
Cthulhuonabike
It's like having sex on a canoe, it's fucking close to water
maststick
I always used to use that phase to describe the coffee my boss made me
ThisWasntMyFirstChoice
$0.75 / pitcher on Thursdays at Legends… oh how I miss my youth.
LostScientist
$0.75 pitchers? Dang, here I was happy with $2.00 pitchers back in college. Only thing better was $1 drafts and 10¢ wings at Show Me's. 1/2
LostScientist
Show Me's is similar to Hooters but with actual good food. 2/2
Frankiejoneston
Shorthand for "Natural Light", it's a beer
pdp1
“beer” should be in quotes, not Natural Light
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
He can drink 10 times the normal amount because it has 10% the alcohol every other beer has.
ButtProblems
It is water that has been strained through a handful of white bread
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
Calling it a beer is being overly generous.
FormerSkiBum
Definitely not beer. Something akin to beer maybe...
Himura82
Beer adjacent
deaththeunholy
It's alcoholic liquid sold as beer
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
A VERY shitty beer. Source: I lived in the OSU camps area for many years, and it was the go-to cheap beer for parties. (1/2)
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
It was so ubiquitous that several restaurants had sandwich & 12-pack combos. (2/2)
MagnorCriol
For a sufficiently generous definition of “beer”. However, it’s quite cheap, which is why it’s popular esp among college kids & rednecks.
themadprofessor
If LaCroix made beer, it would be Natural Light.
white9450
Water with a hint of beer flavoring...lol
Buttercupsbaby
This, 100%!
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
While i do agree it is stronger than most American lagers.
AvsFreak
The La Croix of beer.
babycoolredhead
Sparkling water with beer essence.
drone6040
It's more like beer flavored dirty water.
hardytardigrade
Xilir8
* almost a beer.
NotWelcomehere
Near beer.
Akalenedat
It's like sex in a canoe: fucking close to water!
DartTarget13
*beer adjacent.
iGotFOLDERS
**beer not even close.
FloodingWaters
*Beer tangent.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
*Beer proximal
drone6040
It's what be would taste like if la Croix made it.
JEMbalaya
"Beer"
flexistraw
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SteveMND
Is it? Huh. I always thought it was short for Natty Boh ( https://nationalbohemian.com/pages/beer-page ).
GaloisGroupie
Only if you're in Maryland
SteveMND
That would indeed explain it, then.
babycoolredhead
The important part here, is that it's cheap.
swedeonamoose
Cheap dosnt ahve to mean tasteless, i mean Swedish Sofiero taste like crap but atleast it taste of something.
supercerealsteph
Water has always been cheap
daerwyn
I legit see Natty Light for sale cheaper than most bottled waters
geraltofriva
*Nestlé wants to know your location*