Jan 17, 2018 3:32 AM
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PanicAtTheCostco
CORNER!
MeatbagRoundpants
OOh, That's Rich!
GrizzTheBear
You can't fix stupid...
cujo67
Oh look! A penny!
TheWeegie
I watched this about 30times. Each was more enjoyable than the last
IUpvoteScience
cherim
From another angle:
BadaBom
She just wanted a new nose...
Scryptnotist
"Oh look, there's my self respect." *DOINK* "Nope, false alarm."
digme
There's actually no glass there, she's just a top notch mime.
IRBafoon
Good old glass ceiling coming at ya
Mickimgur
Went to beer shop one night and did exactly same just couldn't see door wish I could have shared how well I styled it..
NineColonels100
Know a guy who walked into a sliding glass door with a pint glass in his hand, it shattered and shredded his fingers, needed surgery.
NyQuilDaydream
Something... Something... Blonde joke...
lokishadowgirl
Windex, bitches
LanaDelReyy
So confused.
Jijamesers
someone let her out again
sutra46
oh I did this in an Armani shop. Really big thud. The sales girl gasped and ran passed me to check on the glass :-(
FeelingSpry
Enough shoppin' for today eh?
Mumalot
ow, the pane!
teddybonkerrs
Looks like Jo from s club 7
ironmaidenandcats
Prepare for black eye wedding.
JustAReallyConfusedDuck
What happened?
spoontheory
And everyone is going to hate her boyfriend, no matter how she swears she ran into a door. We all know what really happened.
Ijustreallyreallylikeelephants
Recently got a bad burn from hot oil splashing on my arm while pregnant. Got questioned by my midwife on domestic abuse.
LSparkles
Ohhhhhhh that's an excellent point. She actually freaking ran into a door! Huh. Food for thought.
KhanShan
I don’t understand?
Velexis
People always assume domestic abuse when women get hurt
NapoleonDynOmite
Women have been known to blame a black eye received at the hand of their so on "walking into a door".
Vagabondream
She then sued the business for not having a warning label on the window and won $11,000,000.
Ok, I made that up.
realbluesofa
Fair enough
secretoaster
Well, there goes your social life.
hughesclarence4127001
Man you would say so
whylikethis
She opened the door...It's not stupid if it works?
nateglen350
Die you’re hair blonde, and this is what happens.
Shit auto!!!DYE
LoudGuffaw
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news- but you used the wrong your* too.
tknadle
Man I had hope you were gonna correct your other mistake too
No, that’s why I got you guys!
ocdmn
*you're other mistake ;)
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
DIE* We all saw it no turning back now!
TheRicM
That's what you get
AwesomeTeddybear
How about the "you're"????
Typed to fast
TimBuckinowski
SexyGarrusVakarian
tgkaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUZCZ60gv18
Haha nice one
secretagentchewbacca
Bombpier
Ohh right in the throat
STARWARSjustkeepsgettingworsesince1983
which hurts more, the forehead or the ego
LuxVertas
Yes
iheartcottnballs
The janitors arm after cleaning all that makeup off the window
Flagon
Sadly, this has happened to me. Definitely ego.
Rivalyn
Ego. Physical injuries heal over time. Psychological trauma, that's forever.
SocietyOfSensation
I would take a glass shard to the face leaving a lifelong scar before choosing getting my ego crushed. I realize that may be a bad thing.
What makes you say that? She just looks like a regular person without ego problems to me
Sholan
Since this was "Next Top Model" i'm gonna say Forehead, Ego requires a sense of self the most blonde of which rarely have
ButterfaceTaintClown
The wedding pictures displaying her bruised and swollen forehead. That'll be $2000 please.
Skullcleaver
Swaggynator387
TylerDurdensHandSoap
The nose.
saucelord
they’re both about the same size now lmao
ninjaguineapig
The swelling will pass, but you just know that she's gonna remember this for a long time
Ruhig
As will the rest of the world, now that it has been immortalized on video, and uploaded.
taodelasoul
At least we will
FrozenFoodGuy
The internet never forgets!!
presidentjoebiden
Anything. Ever. Like how the first transaction on the 'internet'(before it was released, was a crosscampus pot deal. now you know
PanicAtTheCostco
CORNER!
MeatbagRoundpants
OOh, That's Rich!
GrizzTheBear
You can't fix stupid...
cujo67
Oh look! A penny!
TheWeegie
I watched this about 30times. Each was more enjoyable than the last
IUpvoteScience
cherim
From another angle:
BadaBom
She just wanted a new nose...
Scryptnotist
"Oh look, there's my self respect." *DOINK* "Nope, false alarm."
digme
There's actually no glass there, she's just a top notch mime.
IRBafoon
Good old glass ceiling coming at ya
Mickimgur
Went to beer shop one night and did exactly same just couldn't see door wish I could have shared how well I styled it..
NineColonels100
Know a guy who walked into a sliding glass door with a pint glass in his hand, it shattered and shredded his fingers, needed surgery.
NyQuilDaydream
Something... Something... Blonde joke...
lokishadowgirl
Windex, bitches
LanaDelReyy
So confused.
Jijamesers
sutra46
oh I did this in an Armani shop. Really big thud. The sales girl gasped and ran passed me to check on the glass :-(
FeelingSpry
Enough shoppin' for today eh?
Mumalot
ow, the pane!
teddybonkerrs
Looks like Jo from s club 7
ironmaidenandcats
Prepare for black eye wedding.
JustAReallyConfusedDuck
What happened?
spoontheory
And everyone is going to hate her boyfriend, no matter how she swears she ran into a door. We all know what really happened.
Ijustreallyreallylikeelephants
Recently got a bad burn from hot oil splashing on my arm while pregnant. Got questioned by my midwife on domestic abuse.
LSparkles
Ohhhhhhh that's an excellent point. She actually freaking ran into a door! Huh. Food for thought.
KhanShan
I don’t understand?
Velexis
People always assume domestic abuse when women get hurt
NapoleonDynOmite
Women have been known to blame a black eye received at the hand of their so on "walking into a door".
Vagabondream
She then sued the business for not having a warning label on the window and won $11,000,000.
Vagabondream
Ok, I made that up.
realbluesofa
Fair enough
secretoaster
Well, there goes your social life.
hughesclarence4127001
Man you would say so
whylikethis
She opened the door...It's not stupid if it works?
nateglen350
Die you’re hair blonde, and this is what happens.
nateglen350
Shit auto!!!DYE
LoudGuffaw
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news- but you used the wrong your* too.
tknadle
Man I had hope you were gonna correct your other mistake too
nateglen350
No, that’s why I got you guys!
ocdmn
*you're other mistake ;)
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
DIE* We all saw it no turning back now!
TheRicM
That's what you get
AwesomeTeddybear
How about the "you're"????
nateglen350
Typed to fast
TimBuckinowski
SexyGarrusVakarian
tgkaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUZCZ60gv18
TimBuckinowski
Haha nice one
secretagentchewbacca
Bombpier
Ohh right in the throat
STARWARSjustkeepsgettingworsesince1983
which hurts more, the forehead or the ego
LuxVertas
Yes
iheartcottnballs
The janitors arm after cleaning all that makeup off the window
Flagon
Sadly, this has happened to me. Definitely ego.
Rivalyn
Ego. Physical injuries heal over time. Psychological trauma, that's forever.
SocietyOfSensation
I would take a glass shard to the face leaving a lifelong scar before choosing getting my ego crushed. I realize that may be a bad thing.
TheRicM
What makes you say that? She just looks like a regular person without ego problems to me
Sholan
Since this was "Next Top Model" i'm gonna say Forehead, Ego requires a sense of self the most blonde of which rarely have
ButterfaceTaintClown
The wedding pictures displaying her bruised and swollen forehead. That'll be $2000 please.
Skullcleaver
Swaggynator387
Yes
TylerDurdensHandSoap
The nose.
saucelord
they’re both about the same size now lmao
ninjaguineapig
The swelling will pass, but you just know that she's gonna remember this for a long time
Ruhig
As will the rest of the world, now that it has been immortalized on video, and uploaded.
taodelasoul
At least we will
FrozenFoodGuy
The internet never forgets!!
presidentjoebiden
Anything. Ever. Like how the first transaction on the 'internet'(before it was released, was a crosscampus pot deal. now you know