A wooden sculpture...

Sep 5, 2020 5:24 AM

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A wooden sculpture...

By Peter Demetz

This is called "Art" This is the legacy and heritage of the West. This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice and die for. This is victory

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All I see is a smiling jet puffed marshmello man for her lower back dimples

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The beauty of the female form never ceases to awe me...

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Wood upside down? I mean, I suppose technically "wood right side up". But the upside down way sounds more interesting.

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I bEt A mAn MaDe ThIs.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woodn’t it be a carving then?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And her tits are getting bigger every time she lies

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimples_of_Venus

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

my ex had those. And a crippling, alienating personality disorder that broke my heart. But also those. It was a mixed bag is what I'm saying

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Very educational, I never knew they were called ''dimples of Venus''

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thumb rests.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Haven't known that there is a term like this for them. Thanks! Anyone interested in joining the DoV-Fanclub?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dat grain though

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wood

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

...Knot

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wood

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's pretty impressive. From the thumbnail, I thought it was someone coming out of a mud bath.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow

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Something-something morning wood

6 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 4

Something-something Woody Harrelson?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Morning, noon AND night.

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wood libra ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Wood pound

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've seen the plow. I've seen the screw. The pound is new to me. And classy looking. Thanks for that! Yoink!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am a simple man, I see booty I upvote

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

gave me wood

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Be great if we could get a view from the other side, wooden tit.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice and die for.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Is there an example of a female sculptor who committed herself to the same level of detail that a male does with a woman?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

None that comes to mind. Deus vult.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I understand the point. In simple answer to the Q, it's a reference to a female sculptor who arguably takes the detail higher, Luo Li Rong.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Something, something "dork ass looser".

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

RIP, downvoted by someone who didn't understand that reference.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A Wooden sculpture my Ass..

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Is this "Norwegian Wood"?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Isn't it good?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It looks like someone is getting up to sleep in the bath.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tongue and groove!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wood smash

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Those back dimples though ?

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

All I need now is Kylie Minogue and the fear in a mans eyes who knows I’m about to hurt him.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

This...took a really unsettling turn.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I’m the only person on here that’s watched “The Other Guys”

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have fun explaining those splinters to your doctor.

6 years ago | Likes 1204 Dislikes 4

Frontage?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You see, doc, I was cutting firewood... naked.... and uh...

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Anything that involves an axe and nudity...

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I've seen the body spray commercials. If the implications are to be believed, Axe always ends in nudity.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I was just soaking my log in her wood

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2020 has been a lonesome year for some.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It wouldn't be the worst thing I've had to tell my doctor I've done with my pecker.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Would wood the would wood.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'd soak her in wood.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doctor: How the hell did you manage to get your whole face full of splinters??

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I like this one ... the shadows

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worth it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bonk

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yikes

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Wood begets wood.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Backdimples are just impossible to ignore

6 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

Thumb rests

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We know the artists fetish now

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dimples of Venus

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thumbprints ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have them ?

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Me too! ?

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Yes! Mine Venus Dimples are! ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP your inbox

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah..This community is weird, funny, nerdy, needy, occasionally horny but not creepy.

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?

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Well wood you look at the time

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

It wooden work out between the two of you. I'd leaf it if I were yew.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Screw this"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

?1

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This gives a conflicting messages though, is it wood screw or a wooden screw?

6 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

It's wooden. A wood screw is used for wood not made of it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, and soaked in wood.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its a wooden wood screw

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

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Either way it’s boring

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4

Just plane.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Goddamnit+1 I am also gonna assume your one downvote is from someone who didn’t get it and took you literally

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I almost missed it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Username checks out +1

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0