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DontsteptoMaggieSmith
So Americans don't have Ribena?
BigfudgeDrshokk
War pig sounds like a really bad ass tank
hoffbox
Or a righteous metal band composed only of fat guys
BigfudgeDrshokk
I like your style
howjom
Einstein was just dying to prove a point
PinkTinman
Someone needs to share number 12 with Leo.
JAYAROD
I think they did since he was in the Revenant
InnocentValley
That idea just proves that Oscars are nothing to do with good acting and are very subjective. And Golden Globe too.
HomocidicalBear
The Academy Awards is mostly the big studios circlejerking each other. It's a fun show to watch, but the awards mean jack shit.
Naiirita
If I was the queen i would be randomly popping into places all the time. Weddings, Strip clubs, Laundry mats at 2am.
Drennen
Putting your skivies in the dryer, while whispering "No one will ever believe you."
BonnieEnright8417
She would be more popular
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
proper regal behaviour, right there.
MrsMattyMoses
I think she has a bunch of other responsibilities.
SomtingSnarky
Read that as pooping
squintish
Bill Murray should be queen.
SorDavos
I would vote for him.
squintish
Bill lately shows up in all kinds of random places. +1 for sort of being the onion knight.
SorDavos
Brazilian book reader here. For some reason, they translated the "Ser" from the books as "Sor". +1 for noticing it.
PhotoshoppedCera
Laundry mats?
IAmTheBadW01f
Matt's laundry
Duendes
Queen's got to clean her train
JapaneseStudentTadashii
They nicked me nickers!!
micsha
its a place you can go that has a bunch of washers and dryers to pay to wash and dry their laundry on their own.
Naiirita
At 2 am, yes. Find one with just 1 or 2 ppl in it, and walk in with full regalia, guards, music, everything.
Seattlite
You could have the court announcer hit his staff on the linoleum floor. "HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN." No one would ever believe them lol.
TotinosPizzaRolls
Laundromat
IdontshaveforSherlock
And her escorts are the ones singing her music with their face instruments.
sergei23
"face instruments" lol
PhotoshoppedCera
I assume you meant laundromat though, or am I totally out of my mind
Naiirita
Why not both?
PhotoshoppedCera
Why not :)
LiamBowers
Erm West Germany? That's no longer a thing.
Matsczon
#24? The western part of Germany is most definitely a thing.
TellMeMrBagginsHowCanYouEatPotatosWithNoMouth
the queen only came for the free cake
onomatopoetikon
"Ewan McGregor made swooshing sounds" is the new "Christopher Lee made his own rock album" fact present in all fact posts
HowTheWhat
Goddamn Sachs! I dnt get it. What's there to complain about.
CrumbDragon
The US Navy predates the Marine corps
KharnApproves
I'm a Marine and the first thing I thought was 'the Navy and Army do too'.
iloveotters
and National Guard and Army.
CrumbDragon
Well yeah but only by a few months
aCrowLeftoftheMurder
I definitely wouldn't put #1 past out govt
ADreamByAnyOtherName
More on the Rupert Grint one: Radcliffe wrote a one page summery, while Watson wrote a 13 page treatise. They all knew their characters.
saturnscape
Operation north woods... but yeah 911 theories are totally absurd.
frjackhackett
that something might have happened doesn't mean that it happened in fact
general3035
History fuel can't melt steel minds.
22ndCenturyTransient
Operation North Woods... that's the one where as soon as JFK saw it he demoted and yelled at the single guy who made it, right?
RedStarBeograd
In the 50's, CIA helped to fuck up the country where I live, today this place is shit thanks to it.
BenjaminOsborn
The difference is evidence.
BitchButcher
In a media based society like ours, nobody cares about evidence. Well, many do but media and their target groups don't care about them.
StandardDeviant
You think that's fucked ip? Look up MKULTRA on Wikipedia.
saturnscape
I dont need to. Though, im sure theres a lot i still dont know. The scary part is how well developed that practice has become over the years
ThisIsFrigglish
The CIA of the 1960's was basically just throwing crazy shit at the wall to see what would defeat Communism. Cats turned into recording
ModusPonens
(2/2) artists
ThisIsFrigglish
devices, triple-agent conspiracies, assassination plans using theoretical poisons... it was like a spy novel writer's workshop in there.
saturnscape
And today they are better at what they do. Do you think they just turned a new leaf somewhere along the way?
debunker
You seriously think 9/11 was a CIA conspiracy?
saturnscape
I think there was a lot of incentive to start a war in the middle east. We had a president in the oil industry and a vice president in the
saturnscape
Money in a select few peoples or families pocket.
saturnscape
Not the first time false flag events have been carried out to sway ppls opinion
saturnscape
Arms market. I think they needed an enemy and they made one. Pure and simple. I think the event was orquestrated with the intent to put
ThisIsFrigglish
Do I think over fifty years morphing into a professional intelligence service, particularly with Hoover's heavy and jealous thumb in favor
ThisIsFrigglish
of his own FBI removed by his death, eventually stopped being a game of Spycraft Mad Libs and moved to smaller 'tipping point' interventions
Sirwonkawonka
B-52's can't melt steel beams...
ekwalters
that's why they used a B-25. that and the fact that the B-52 would not exist for another 10 years. dyslexia?
Sirwonkawonka
No just to lazy to scroll back up to make sure I had it right.
SmokeMeatNotDrugs
Is that what Black Sabbath's "War Pigs" was about?
Olluranthel
It's probably about the neo-cons and the military industrial complex as far as I can tell from reading the lyrics.
NuclearWinterIsComing
Steve Jobs didn't use a loophole. There are several regions for transplants and you can register in any that you can get to in 4 hours 1/2
NuclearWinterIsComing
He could get to any of hospital he needed to in 4 hours because he's got a jet so he was registered in all of them. (there are 11)
doubleponytogo
That sounds like a lot like a loophole though
aboxacaraflatafan
I don't see why, honestly. It's not a loophole when we use cars to do it, even though there are people without them.
demonjester1515
Not really a loophole. The 4 hour thing is a practical restriction based on viability, and he happened to have the means to make it happen.
Chiningano
Love Rome total war
LiveWire34
Is everyone going to ignore how rude the U.S refusing to dip their flag is? Or shall we praise it as baddass or something? I find it dickish
malexmatt
You don't fight a war to become the modern era's first large republic only to turn around and kow-tow to anyone's king
mulligylan
i see the point to be made both ways. the US has always taught about how monarchy is messed up, and rightfully so, but it was in their home
mousemarie94
Is it still not done to this day? If do, that's fucked up and disrespectful
mulligylan
i see the point to be made both ways. the US has always taught about how monarchy is messed up, and rightfully so, but it was in their home
LiveWire34
I would understand not dipping it for the UK I guess, but it's a general rule no matter where the Olympics are being held
webimgur
Is everyone going to ignore how rude you are? Or praise you for being a dick?
PhenTsoksar
One day Steve Jobs wasn't a dick to people. That day was October 6, 2011, and ever day thereafter. Burn in hell you sociopath
whybother
Much good that transplant did him
ItsKooStanza
It's truly amazing how much detail Spielberg puts into his films. The Saving Private Ryan one is amazing, yet really sad at the same time
mimomisu
It was more of a coincidence, the guy that yells is pretty well known Czech stuntman, his company and many other Czechs worked on the movie
SmolTenk
In the german dubbed version they speak german as well, I always thought the americans were just indignant about watching their friends die.
mulligylan
i like scenes like that honestly. its not made to be easy to watch the good side act that way but its real.
jrau18
I've never found a source for the Freddie Mercury take. I can find a source for the quote, but not that it was a single take.
KharnApproves
The US Navy and Army are also older than the Constitution. Both of them are older than the USMC by a few months.
pmmeyourfantasynovels
Army being older than the Navy
KharnApproves
Yes.
Rystefn
Marines always brag about it, though, because they're all too stupid to realize they're the shitty little brother.
watcher2685
does anyone smell bacon
ikindacarebutimostlydont
How many of these are lies?
MooLord
6 of them
hoffbox
Curious. Which six?
MooLord
Um... I... Objection! Badgering the witness
creynolds722
Sustained.
BillHarzia
"This flag dips to no earthly king." - attributed to Martin Sheridan, but I think 20+ years after he died.
AlaSnackbar
What a waste of liver and probably put someone else's life in jeopardy. That is the douchiest thing Jobs did despite of whatever else he did
Supm8y
Another brilliant post filled with unsourced crap.
MeatballNeck
The source is google, use it.
BitchButcher
Google is not a source. It's a tool to find sources.
MeatballNeck
Then find them.
BitchButcher
No thanks I'm not interested in doing your job.
MeatballNeck
This is not my job... But ill take these fake internet points, and act like it is, if you like. Ok?
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MeatballNeck
Thank you for making me laugh. You rock.
KillingTlme
#4 = 73,000 calories a year = 18lbs lost/gained for a male at 5'10" and 180 lbs with moderate exercise. That is a pretty huge difference
Trollingstoned
Yep. Had a flatmate who kept 30 pounds on me even though we shared meals and exercised together.
ceandros
#4 "Comparing somebody at the 5th percentile with somebody at the 95th percentile would yield a difference of possibly 600kcal daily"
ceandros
https://examine.com/faq/does-metabolism-vary-between-two-people/#ref1
Mxtd30
A calorie doesn't always equal a calorie. One pop tart vs 200 calories of chicken or salad will be used drastically different in your body
Sublime1981
I also don't believe it. I am 6'0 and weigh about 230lbs right now. I eat lite during the week (1500 calories a day) and on the 1/?
Aaronb1138
Well, it doesn't say if that is the difference of the 50-percentile or 80-percentile or what. Useless number really.
Sublime1981
weekends, I will allow myself to eat out a day or two, I also play hockey a couple times a week. I pretty much maintain my weight. 2/?
Sublime1981
My cousin who is 6'1 and a bean pole, never exercises and he eats like a 12 year old had money to shop. Mother fucker ate an entire pie 2/?
Sublime1981
for just one meal the other day. He easily consumes 3-4000 calories a day and never puts on weight.
SmolTenk
A friend of mine is like that as well. Downside: He has been trying to gain muscle for year now, you wouldnt notice.
unvillain
Imma say you defy all natural laws of energy conservation if you actually eat only 1500 calories a day and don't lose 2 lbs a week.
Repartir
Might be the frequency with which he eats. The more often you eat the more likely your body doesn't go into catabolism and stores fat.
HoistedByMyOwnPicard
It's a huge difference if you let it become one. Over eat a little today? Go for a run and eat a salad tomorrow.
HoistedByMyOwnPicard
Don't give up tomorrow, just because your diet wasn't perfect today. It's about education and attitude, and not allowing excuses to be made
IFuckingLoveOtters
But manageable if you just watch your calories. Lay down on high-calorie food and you can easily overcome that.
ceandros
It's not 200kcal though, it can be as high as 600kcal staying between the 5th and 95th percentiles.
IronGiantRobot
There needs to be a movie about Joseph Medicine Crow.
TchallaVII
Yea and mark that moment when he's unintentionally accomplished 2/4 and thinks , ah shit I can be chief.
Magistra1346
My thoughts exactly!
Selerox
That's a story of a genuine, certified badass. I'd watch it.
dietderpsy
There was starring Brandon Lee.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
'Steal an enemies horse.' I can only imagine his superior officer's face when he came back from the field with it. Brilliant!
Punnilingus
It's like the grindy part of the quest where you've done the other 3 and then you've just got your eye out for a horse to steal for weeks.
JaromirAzarov
Sucks to be a war pig...
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Anyone else think of that Mononoke Hime scene? I mean they weren't their pigs but the application might be the same.
erischilde
they were also herded into holes dug under walls and set on fire; the pigfat burned hard enough to collapse the tunnels and walls.
creynolds722
I'd love to see a war pig chief, though. Missed opportunity, really.
Drucifer1988
Or a veteran..
CrimsonGhost107
Polititions hide themselves away, they only started the war. Why should they go out to fight, they leave that to the poor.
fidlar4lyfe
Well it would be silly if people who run the country went to war themselves, who would run the country then?
HaulinOats
He's singing a song
SweetBabyJesus
I feel like setting it on fire would smell like bacon & be more distracting for the enemy.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Boy would you not like to hear what burning human smells like.
Barkinsons
You need to visit a slaughterhouse, they burn off the hair in the process and no, it doesn't smell like bacon
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
It's really the perfect tactic, it gets rid of the dangerous elephants, and, after the battle your army gets well cooked pork.
bart2pl
generals gather in their masses
Spycicle
just like witches at black masses
HaulinOats
Evil minds that plot destruction
Walkerboh
The picture used looks like Rome: Total war
istilldontknow
it is