Magneto goes 'oh crap'

Nov 13, 2014 4:22 PM

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"Who was your mom again?" "Oh now your interested, Dad..."

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That face when they both realize it.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Magneto is my fav comic character. No, not because he is one of the most powerful. But because he gets nookie left and right.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Loved QS in that movie. He stole the show, as far as I'm concerned...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Micheal Fassbender is http://oi42.tinypic.com/34pgefr.jpg . He must have sooo manyyy kids.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They haven't confirmed this connection in the movies yet. It's just a nod to it. But cmon!!!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The best part is even the dude taped to the wall literally visibly does the math in his head and looks like 'oooh!'

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one, including Magneto, can pull out quick enough when they have a Quicksilver zygote in them that wants to get on with life.

12 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

*gamete xxx

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Magneto's opinion of Quicksilver's mother:

12 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

"We'd better send you home, otherwise you'll be able to single-handedly take care of every problem we'll have for the rest of the movie"

12 years ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 0

I see you watch cinema-sins you qoute thieving bastard.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I wondered the same thing

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Magneto probably has so many kids in the Marvel Universe.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

When, in his blood thirsty pursuit of revenge, did he manage to get it on with a chick?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Oh come on, looking like that? He could have any woman he wanted...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every chance you can

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"my loins... they burn"

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

The "slow motion" quicksilver seen was by far my favorite scene in a long long time. Then he never came back :(((((((((((

12 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 2

Agreed. Best scene in the entire Marvel canon, hands down.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Marvel doesn't make the X-Men movies...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, come on, you know what I mean. It's a Marvel movie, not Marvel Studios. Marvel. You know--with superheroes and shit.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*scene* but i agree with you +1

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

damn.. thanks for the correction... what an elementary mistake.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, Apocalypse is upon us...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This gif set makes me think that I should see this movie because it is actually good. Is this a correct assumption?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

it is actually a good movie. some say its the best x-men movie yet, or at least tied with X2.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Very very good movie

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it should be caled X-men: Sorry about x3, look we made it all better now.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Evan Peters. *heavy breathing*

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm not ALONE!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His AHS Horror House performance. OOOOFT!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drool.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, Fassbender, I have never found eyebrow furrows and forehead wrinkles more attractive.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

PS, I want your dick.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How IRONic.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I wonder what he is FEeling

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How dare he metal in Magneto's affairs?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I should have steeled myself for such replies

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't get too bent outta shape

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like we are forging some healthy banter here

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Michael Fassbender is an actor who can communicate what he's thinking with only his eyes. No eyebrow or head movement necessary.

12 years ago | Likes 288 Dislikes 3

Watch 'Frank'. Even with his whole head covered he's an amazing actor.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Ooh, I'll have to check that out.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But... but I like his head. His face pleases me. Everything about him pleases me.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

His accent is the reason why I am enamored by germans and irish. *Unf*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's his mutant power

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When I saw GWAR on this last tour one of the new singers made this joke about the bass player (because he used to be that character).

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are they still decent without Brockie singing?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They were great. Brockie can't be replaced, but it was a great show and an excellent tribute to him. I think they will carry on just fine.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its hard to imagine them with out dave spouting off random weird shit in between songs

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah… they still spouted shit between songs, but I missed his genius. RIP

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Do you know my dad?" "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

12 years ago | Likes 798 Dislikes 1

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ah yes, GI Joe PSAs. Thanks for reminding me of them. Fensler Films for the win.

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

A more appropriate PSA: "Johnny, do you like baseball?"

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Does your mom still hang around dock side bars?

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It's like I'm looking in a mirror.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

GEEE EYYYE JOOOOOOOOOOE

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Last one there's a penis pump!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Does your mother still hang around dockside bars?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you like baseball Johnny?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am among friends. "Some people they go to sleep. They think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up and they're on fire!"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey kid, stop all the downloading!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Get off my ice, you little wankers!"

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Do you know, my dad?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

who wants a body massage?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm a computer. Stop the downloading.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mister body-massage machine, GO!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give 'im the stick NO DON'T GIVE 'IM THE STICK

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Iii just wanna riiiide my biiiiicycle.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They should do more xmen movies starring young quicksilver. His slomo part was one of the coolest scenes in the whole film!

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*the coolest scene in the film. This whole movie was shitty and Quicksliver's amazing slomo scene wasn't enough to save it.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

fun guy ^^

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Be an ass all you want it was a shit movie. Too bad it didn't focus on Quicksilver.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yep I like the char and I like even more this actor (You can see him in Horror American Story). But his suit was horrible.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Whatever it takes to get more Fassbender in movies.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... in ANY film :)

12 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 3

The music in his headphones must've been sped up in order to play that much of the song in such a miniscule amount of time..

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not to mention that his outfit and earphones weren't a real 70's style look....

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was just put in there to fuck with Marvel because they're gonna have Quicksilver in the next Avengers movie. Originally 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Quicksilver's role in the story was supposed to be played by The Juggernaut. 2/2

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Futurama did it first.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

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12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well he is supposed to be XMen: Apocalypse, but he may be older, also weird that in DOFP Quicksilver and Scarlet Wicth were not twins

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

They could always build that in.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this the same Quicksilver as shown in the pre-credits stinger from Winter Soldier?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

same character, different actor due to Fox having the rights to Xmen, and the term 'Mutant'. So in Avengers 2 they'll be called Miracles

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. Different continuities. X-Men movies are made by Fox. Marvel Universe movies made by Marvel/Disney. Fucking Fox.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are they siblings? And doing the sex?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

siblings yes, the sex there is the possibility they did do it in the comics

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*only cool part in the whole film.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He seriously stole the show.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So, just real quick, tell me why he listens to a walkman while he's doing his thing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is also one of my girlfriends fav young actors lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn´t agree more :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad he can pretty much solve every problem on earth, all before I even put my pants on.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he's going to be the main focus in X-men Apocalypse

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They almost cut that scene too!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I watched the movie on my computer, I had to replay the scene because it was so good and felt I missed something.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FACT

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's in the new Avengers movie, but as a different actor.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was so Overpowered. He could have fixed so many of their problems easily.

12 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 3

Meh, Magneto and Prof. X could have handled him pretty much any time they wanted to.

12 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

While you aren't wrong, at this point of the movie the two of them havent truly discovered their power yet!

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Neither has he. He's a teen rebel. He thinks all he does is simply cool.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Hes like that in the comics as well his speed is intense.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

His slo-mo part was one of the coolest scenes in *any* film!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Agreed, also they should include Nightcrawler, he's been severely under shown in the movies when compared to everyone else

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

When I first saw the pictures of what he was going to look like, I thought he was lame. But he turned out the be the highlight of the movie.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Plus, he's hot as hell

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

oh, you should see him in American Horrror Story!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

oh. I have.. and it's lovely !

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, he could solve any hardship they'd face pretty easily with his super-duper ability. Would make sending Wolverine unnecessary

12 years ago | Likes 303 Dislikes 2

I am fucking annoyed by that by the way. Kitty went back in time in the Days of Future Past not Logan. Angry comment over.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If they took Quicksilver with them to stop Mystique and prevent the war from ever starting the movie would just be half an hour.

12 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

What they shouldve done was brought him but found him a counter balanced enemy like a teleporter. There would have been more comic relief.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

which would equate to like 25 seconds in actual time in the movie due to slo-mo

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yes but it's a movie and if they did the logical thing there would be no movie and we wouldn't be talking Bout this

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You shut your whore mouth! Wolverine is very essential

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

howso? Wolverine was sent back due to his regenerative abilities, not on his agility or speed.

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The movie pretty much showed that Quicksilver was so fast, time might as well be stopped. Surely you can imagine what one could do with that

12 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

Go into the Girl locker room!

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him. Plus,I don't think he has the ability to travel back in time to prevent Trask from creating them. 2/2

12 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

It's not about sending him back, it's about how on Earth did this all happen with him around in the first place? With powers like his 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

He doesn't stop time. He moves almost as fast as time. He can't alter decades at once.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Completely agreed, but the sentinels were able to adapt to whichever mutant they were fighting. I feel they would be able to annihilate 1/2

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I don't see how the sentinels could get to him. They'd need the element of surprise I believe.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but Wolverine is actually even remotely reliable. Silver only helped get Magneto because he thought it'd be cool.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quicksilver's fast, but other than that he's (mostly) normal. Walls of death can keep him away. Wolverine can survive (almost) anything. 1/?

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For example, phoenix force creates a big death zone around her, only those with a healing factor and great strength can reach her. 2/?

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The trick with quicksilver is to have the plot require inhuman powers to bypass specific plot roadblocks. A heist movie uses this style 3/?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

where everyone is needed for a specific role, no matter how powerful the ability nobody can bypass every roadblock to the prize. 4/?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What they shoudve brought Quickilver to stop Raven & included a counter enemy like a teleporter. There would have been more comic relief.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tate!

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Rocky!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jimmy!

12 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Whenever I discuss his character from AHS, I refer to him as TateKitKyle. I guess he'll be TateKitKyleJimmy now.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Evan!!!

12 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

SPONGEBOB!

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Todd!

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I'm so glad there's another person in the world that just calls him Tate. <3

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Kyle!

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Leeerooooy Jeeeeeennnkkiiiinnnsss!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So that IS him?! Oh good, I thought my eyes were deceiving me. They're mean little bastards sometimes.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I'm Javert!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Kit!

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Jimmy!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kit Wawkah!

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Kyle!

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Lobster Boy!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Kit, Kit, bo Bit, Banana fanna fo Fit Fee fi mo Mit, Kit

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

That was such a good scene

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The naaaaame game

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Jimmy!

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Donkey!

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Seth!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

i laughed loudly at this part in theatres and was disappointed so few seemed to get it

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12 years ago (deleted Nov 21, 2014 11:50 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yes. When you're in a movie theater, shut the fuck up.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

loudly? really?

12 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Some people have no manners. It's up to the rest of us to scowl at them silently, and then do nothing about it.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I clapped at the end of Great Gatsby...in Puerto Rico...I was the only one. I said this is not real America to me

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Because only americans do that...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

nerd

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was worse when no one but me understood the post-credits scene in Guardians of the Galaxy.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That happened to me during Shrek II. I busted out a weird giggle during the horse/longface bar scene and everybody stared at me.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I honestly didn't catch it, nor did I know the back story from the comics, because I never read comics.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i actually didn't hear it the first time i saw it, but i laughed the second time i watched DoFP

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't get it :T

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nobody cares

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Me too during Kick Ass when the big boss got killed, I clapped & giggled like a little girl during silence, made a few people laugh at me

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's not that no one got it. We got it. It just wasn't a funny line. Yeah, we get it, that's his dad. So? Nothing to laugh at.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 13

You're no fun at parties.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 6

Movie theaters aren't parties. Stop laughing out loud at shit that isn't funny.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 17

Laughing is involuntary...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

You know when rorscach dumped hot oil on that's dude's face and rekt him. I laughed really hard. It was genuinely funny.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ok party pooper

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Man you sound like a dick.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

What movie is it?

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

X-Men: Days of Future Past. Great flick

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thanks

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Days of future past

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We got it. But being decent human beings, we were able to remain quiet for the movie. Not that it was funny enough to warrant laughter.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Magnet turns around... "I am your father!!!"

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Does anyone else think Evan Peters is severely underrated?

12 years ago | Likes 363 Dislikes 14

He's super nice too!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i dont ever like his mad/anger face. but everything else he does is wonderful

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to grade school with him. He's good, but also highly rated...

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

YES. I signed in just to say Yes. Severely UNDERRATED.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Agreed

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Great actor? Yes. Underrated? No.

12 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

He's my hairdresser' cousin.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you like him watch Adult World. Super awkward movie but fun.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unevan Peters not good enough for you? I mean, every guy is different, you know. That's just nature. We can't all be the same.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No he's one of my favorite actors. I said underrated not overrated.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Kid is going to be a bigger star than he right now.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

^Yep he played Tate.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And Kit Walker. And Kyle. And Jimmy Darling!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And Todd in kick-ass

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think he's a lot better than that aaron taylor thomas who's going to be in the new avengers. Can't stand that guy.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Considering he's been heavily praised in basically everything he's been in (deservedly), no.

12 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 3

I mean by the general public. He deserves bigger movie parts.

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 4

Thanks to AHS he's been in a pretty big spotlight for the past few years. You have movie stars and tv stars. Rarely both. He's a tv star.

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I love his acting and squealed when I saw him in this movie!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

For those curious as to wtf is happening: Magneto is Quicksilver's father in the comic.

12 years ago | Likes 3191 Dislikes 16

So who did magneto fuck?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also possible father to Polaris.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I thought this was confirmed, not just "possibly".

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep, and it's gonna make his appearance in the Avengers super weird.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm glad they're keeping the universes separate. X-Men is often its own thing in the comics anyway. They even stay out of many crossovers.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I feel like they could have used the same actor to kind of bridge the gap between xmen and the rest of the marvel universe.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

X-men and The Avengers are owned by different studios. Bridging the universes is the last thing they want.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, for them. I think the rest of us want a single cogent cinematic universe. Or, really, Avengers vs. X-Men

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

still not following

12 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 5

there is only one Quicksilver in my life...and he is from American Horror story...F that new guy.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 19

No he is not new, the guy from American horror story is the new Quicksilver

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

When a man loves a woman, very very much...

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We're gonna cut you open and tinker with your ticker.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quicksilver doesn't know in this scene. He says his mother knew a guy like that, not realizing that "that guy" is Magneto

12 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

he's kind of looking for a reaction like he thinks its magneto though...

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

OOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Spoilers dammit!!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For those who didnt know: SPOILERS

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It'll take you about 30 years to catch up. Get started.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think it's going to be all that relevant so you're good.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you never know. but i'm not criticizing you. merely commenting

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kind of seemed self explanatory.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Quicksilver also likes to fuck with people. In case anyone thought that's all he was doing.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, good. I really like this actor. I should see this one.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm still waiting for Mystique to get knocked up by Azazel. My theory is, when Mystique is sad to find Azazel's file, it's because she knew

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

that she was pregnant and he was the father. Movie plot wise, anyway.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude. Of all the superheroes I think Azazel has the powers I want.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Immortal, teleports, mindfucks... and may or may not be the guy "satan" was patterned after.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well I met his teleporting mainly.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

meant*. I'm tired.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd be well set to handle any queue. Your lifespan isn't diminished by its length. Or you can skip it... and make everyone fine with that.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm only a part-time, partial nerd... THANK YOU!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I got the part where he thought back to women he's slept with, didn't know he was the actual father. thank you!

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

And because Evan Peters.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Nov 14, 2014 4:36 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Oh, never fear. They're going to find out just how OP Scarlet Witch actually is.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's the father of the Scarlet Witch as well.

12 years ago | Likes 669 Dislikes 1

And Polaris!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it. Solid.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aren't Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch twins in the comics?

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I think so and that's what they called then at the end of Captain America Winter Soldier.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Magneto gets arround man..

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Look at him. I'd do it.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can't really say i swing that way but if i did Ryan Gosling would be my choice of homoerotic fantasy.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 more, i think her name was polaris? green hair magnetism powers?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And at the end of the movie, when Magneto's talking to the media, Quicksilver has Scarlet Witch in his lap.

12 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

I thought they were twins?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They are... ... ...FOX :l

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah you're right. Hm...wonder who that was then

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I read on another post that is was supposed to be Polaris, their younger sister? I don't know if there's any truth to that though.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think they actually confirmed that WASN'T Wanda, which is nice, since they're supposed to be twins.

12 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Or, it could be like in the Ultimate universe.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fair enough.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Given her age it actually can't be *any* of Magneto's confirmed children.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, we don't actually know how much younger or older Lorna is than Pietro. Could be her.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. Which means he exists somewhere in the Avengers universe...

12 years ago | Likes 252 Dislikes 3

Like the rest of Marvel superheroes, I'd assume.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not if FOX has anything to say about it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

QUIT SHITTING ON MY DREAMS YOU NEGATIVE NANCY!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

until Fox got the rights to all mutants and they changed Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver over to science experiments/inhumans

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

A MAN CAN DREAM, CAN HE NOT?!?!?!??!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just nowhere that he can crush Ultron into a scrap cube.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meh, he'd find an excuse to fight with Ultron.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

yeah technically, but avengers (disney) aren't allowed to mention mutants, and xmen can't mention the avengers. only reason quicksilver 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Where is the 2/2? I know the answer ,but the lack of 2/2 bothers me.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i am sorry i ran out of space. i have dishonoured the clan :(

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

is still alive is because I allow it! You should be wise to learn that.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He just can't be mentioned by name.

12 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 1

They aren't even supposed to refer to them as mutants I guess

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just like moon knight in captain america winter soldier

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Neither can the word mutants

12 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

why?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*They who must not be named

12 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Actually he doesnt. Quiksilver and SW share jo continuity with their XMen counterparts and cant even be referred to as mutants.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just got to suck the life out of everything... Like my ex.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Damn right.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't they just retcon Witch and Silver as Inhumans? Which would mean magneto doesn't need to be there?

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

A man can dream, can he not? God damn...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They haven't said if they're inhuman or just some vague powered human. But either way, Magneto doesn't need to be there. Mutants don't 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

need mutant parents. Just X-Gene positive parents. 2/2

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Plus I don't care, I just wanna bang Scarlet Witch.

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

"No More Mutants!"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...but yeah it seems they're retconned, partially at least.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They aren't legally allowed to use 'Mutant' in the MCU because Fox owns X-Men/Mutants. Sony is slightly more friendly to crossover.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and scarlet witch are in both is because they are equally connected to the xmen and avengers. although i doubt they will bring in the incest

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Maybe that is why they cast two people who played Husband and Wife in their last big movie...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

what's this? who did they cast?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0