Jgm8908
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I love my job as a butcher
May 20, 2017 8:25 AM
Jgm8908
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I love my job as a butcher
VeganBae15
And y'all say we shove our beliefs in yo faces hahaha ight fam whatever
MaxSmart99
I always upvote ribeye.
zeacorzeppelin10
BrayerIncognito
LOL someone is salty and down voting every comment.
ScrubTeam6
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Are vegans on different sleeping schedules
sufferingislife
Yes. Overconsumption of chloroplasts allows us to synthesize sugar by sleeping in the sun.
Unverified
Dry age that shit
AidanNel
I support this you need that glorious nutty fkavour
callingalljanmichaelvincents
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
I don't get why you cut 1 helping into 7 tasting plates, but +1 anyways I guess.
WonderTwinPowersActivate
I like the way you think.
therealsexpanda
Vegetarian here. This still makes me moister than an oyster!
MacroManJr
Your comment makes me moist. And I'm a male without those moisturizing parts.
Larjd
You're vegetarian and like meat? how does that work?
marzipanius
For vegetarians it's almost never about the taste. It's about all the other things involved in production and consumption of flesh.
therealsexpanda
I still remember the taste, and I can still appreciate delicious looking meat. I just don't eat it
sufferingislife
I miss chicken.
therealsexpanda
LEEEEROYYYYY NNNNNNJENKINSSSSSSS
SerialChillinSpree
As a meat eater I have much respect for the plant kingdom. Letting thy food be thy medicine heavily relates to herbs, greens. Fiber people!
yomancs
I see you have tomahawks
AmProbablyGod
James19961996
How much are you pulling in as a butcher? I've considered taking up an apprenticeship before, just 'cause I like meat.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
He's a meat cutter, not a butcher.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
I was a meat cutter for 15 yrs
EpitomeofMediocre
goo.gl/enMhae
tjcassidy
Newbie here. Which is regarded as a higher craft?
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
The butcher can kill the animal and break down the primals. The meat cutter breaks the primal down for the consumer. Age old battle 1
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
of who is superior. A butcher will say they are, a meat cutter will say they are. Someone might also be both.
MushySnugs
god shut the fuck up about vegans no one cares that you eat meat
pontymythonandthegrolyhail
Found the vegan!
TomWebb10
Guess you can't read huh
UncleMeaty
I care.
WellThatsOriginal
We have our first vegan of the post!
MushySnugs
not a vegan i just see more people mentioning vegans than actual vegans it gets tiring
Juddernaught83
I don't like unfunny, sensitive vegans. Nobody cares that you don't care that we eat meat. It wasn't a jab at vegans weirdo.
Somentus
Sorry I'm such a newb, but why keep the long bones, why not cut them short to save space?
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Its a gimmick
merelyadequategooglymoogly
You take that home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato, baby you got a stew goin'!
Jgm8908
Its also known as the tomohawk steak. The bone provides a lot of flavor but also you could use it as a handle while eating lol.
Juddernaught83
Like the fucking cave people we are!
WhiskeyTangoFedora
Not to mention they charge by the lb. so by leaving in the bone, they get to charge more. Same goes for heads of broccoli in produce.
BananaBard
Fork and knife? Fuck that be a man eat with your hands
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
how possible would it be to find a beef heart, lamb head or offals ? would I be able to order those or ?
christjan08
go to your local butchers, a lot of them have that kinda stuff. And if they don't, they'll usually get it for you.
MattDerKomponist
Try your local Asian market. Also if you're in Texas a Mexican market will have most of that stuff too.
BrettTurley
sounds offal
diabolicalpenguinarmyoverulesallupvotes
But how can one so woke ever sleep. Joke joke its a joke dont kill me.
Juddernaught83
They will still cry.
tryintohavefuninthisshortlife
I am a career butcher who lost it all through the horrible "musical chairs" element of the grocery meat cutting industry, I miss it so much.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Boxed beef is the worst thing to ever happen to meat.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
I never hear anyone talk as much about vegans as non vegans
ChilledOutEntertainer
Your Facebook is different to my Facebook.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
I usually just unfollow the ones that post shit I don't care for.
michonnedisapproves
In b4 "found the vegan"
Wildlandfire208
Those look delicious!
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
American? Hmmm... love all that growth hormone they are allowed to pump into their beef.
MacroManJr
I love all the assumptions non-American folks promote about the entirety of America, sitting in cozy armchairs from the outside of America.
UltimaN3rd
Not to mention the natural sex hormones already present in all animals, regarldess of them being "grass-fed, organic, free-range".
hpdhorse
Settle down vegan this post was not for you.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
You don't have to be vegan to acknowledge that meat from American factory farms is poor quality.
hpdhorse
I buy my cows 1/2 at a time right off a farm. From a person I've known longer than this has existed. I'm not dumb enough to buy Walmart cow.
Ssential
Don't have to be vegan to care about where your food is coming from. In fact as a meat eater you should care more than anyone.
virgil592
Sams Club?
LordofGrixis
Definitely a Hobart saw and wrapper. I would assume.
blu3xG0ld
yes Virgil.
Jgm8908
Yessir
ICarpeYourDiems
Seems like my local takes off more of the finger bones. Are you guys doing boneless short ribs?
virgil592
Hello from club 6606!
theoriginal7
What's the price per lb at Sams?
wonderingaround
Your job is awesome!!!
kinkman
I too, work at Sam's club. But I don't get to handle meat all day :(
phaent
Do you think your cowboy or regular ribeye is usually better? Favorite cut for yourself, regardless of how you buy it?
LavaAxe
Vegans sleep at a different time than meatarians?
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
I don't know about vegans, but I'm a vegetarian and was asleep when this was posted. OP may be on to something...
Greatwood
absolutepancake
I have never been more curious and horrified in my life.
burntkitties
Apsaras
Nice! A beard made out of huge orange bloodsucking ticks
rudescorpio
His beard is fuckin' me up
SpaffyButtHole
Didnt know the heart wanted heart disease
Znayx
Dafuq is that
WhatTheHeII
^
ArtArchive
https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9zp3m5W8b1r7ifwao1_500.gif
BabyGroot
Source?
nonojuice
a cow, most likely...
queenbeasley
Different commercial, same creepy spokesmonster? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fra_4JLINsM
WeirdOnions
JESUS
DrJeremyStone
What the fuck? What is this from??
ToxicMolluscinity
It's from ad agency that wanted to destroy the client that hired them ha!
Greatwood
Toomgis
z3eemo0o
what the fuck is that
northwestroots
LNI
OOIOxOOIxIOIOxIOIxSxIOIIxIIIxOOI
It's a monster made of junk food.
SDCubsFan
TMGS (pronounfed Toomgis, acronym for Too Much good Stuff), mascot for AM/PM convenience stores. The commercials are generally pretty bad
thegriffin88
Yeah that's enough to scare me away from that store and possibly whatever country it's located in.
SDCubsFan
At least it's not as bad as that Quizno's mascot from a few years back.
Greatwood
zeacorzeppelin10
TheHawkRules
Znayx
GrumblingRobot
whyisthatsofunny
An amalgam of the only guys who have ever asked me out
Greatwood
Toomgis
urwhalecome
It's an ad for a mini Mart called Am Pm https://youtu.be/fra_4JLINsM
Znayx
Me after watching that:
DreadZeppelin
Well that and it's fucking terrifying.
TywinStannister
Gah!
bobbylan1955
Ribeye, cowboy or not is a great steak. You're making me want to get the grill going so what if it's 3am
CherokeeNationWillReturn
Night shifter here. Even on days I'm not working, I'm up all night. I frequently grill in the wee hours. Delicious steak, cold beer 3am ftw!
GetBlazedSon
fuck yeah ribeye is the best cut
sleepypersephone
It's perfection every time.
superanth
Rich flavor, perfect marbling, and don't get me started on the divinity of a Delmonico...
devilsbitch
filet mignion for me. or does ribeye contain the fillet mignoin
Provel
Cap steak is best steak
Prentice47
Nah, Milk steak ????
JJtheSpaceGhost
Tri tip sirloin is my favorite.
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
Ehhh... I'd go second best cut. I can't put it above filet mignon.
helluwen
That's my boy
Nuanra
I prefer medium rare ribeye. The fat starts to melt and those juices soak into the meat and it's just so damned good. Filet is best rare.
superanth
Eh, filet's okay, but it's a bit tasteless. That's why they stuff it or wrap it in bacon.
burningeagle
Why not have the best of both worlds and get a porterhouse?
AustinTexass
A porterhouse comes from the back half of a cow. The ribeye, of course- comes from the ribs. A porter consists of filet and strip
DetroitTexan
Same. For me it's NY Strip, Filet, Ribeye, Sirloin. I'm just a fan of the less fatty meats.
mynameiselliott
Strip is definitely the best
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
I love beef, but my all time favorite is elk. Very lean and VERY tender. The flavor is amazing too.
DetroitTexan
Love elk; unfortunately Michigan and Texas don't have the abundance of elk like where I grew up in Wyoming so I settle for deer.
JUMPCITYYYY
Strip is for sure my Favorite, best flavor not too much fat.
DetroitTexan
Exactly. And a good enough cut to always be decently tender.
DontReadMyBio
Ribeye is just as good and cheaper tho...
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
Cheaper, I don't think that it's just as good.
DontReadMyBio
Ur username tho...
TorleifH
Agree. Since it's cheaper you "trick" your brain into believing they are just as good, but it ain't.
DontReadMyBio
Do u like Bailey's?
stirs
flapperfemmefatale
I'll eat whatever doesn't have gristle and fat running through it. N
BobbyVeeDoh
Have u ever had just the ribeye beef cap? That is my favorite cut.
Glaive18
I agree, but it gets too greasy if you cook it in a cast iron skillet
tskman
I did a 10lb boneless rib eye roast for Easter and I think I ate 2 pounds.
JARKB
Just two? Amateur.
tskman
After alot of beer.
drbrisket
tskman
To be fair I had about 8 beers before.
drbrisket
I feel like you're just living the American dream
tskman
Same here. I have a house a wife a daughter and 2 dogs I am a very lucky man.
yeekee
I like meat but I'm stupid... is that what prime rib roast would be, except cut into steaks?
HHButton
Yup. Less stupid to ask than to remain ignorant.
yeekee
Thank you! Now I'm thinking of rib roasts and Yorkshire pudding..
DrCosmoNot
The real difference is that a ribeye is cut from the raw primal, prime rib is cut after the primal has been cooked.
Gingergash
Well, no, the prime rib and rib eye are just two ends of the same joint of meat. Same with a T-bone and a porterhouse.
DrCosmoNot
Incorrect
Gingergash
We cut bone in prime rib steaks from bones 10-12. And boneless ribeyes from 6-9. Just because they present better. 1/2
plainoldfool
I'm a simple man. Chuck does it for me.
ImpliedConsent
Get the ribeye from the chuck end. Best cut of meat around.
thatswhatyouthink
I'm sure you and Chuck are very happy together but I thought we were talking about cuts of meat.
umpbumpfizz
Chuck is one fine cut of meat, if you know what I'm saying. His sausage is just phenomenal. Best beef sausage I've ever choked on.
plainoldfool
bradthegeek
Filet, then brisket, then ribeye. Heathens.
ZoeyDate
Standing rib roast mother fuckers!
BigTex1
I would argue that brisket is an inferior cut of meat. It's just that 12 hours smoking it on the pit make up for it.
bradthegeek
All food is a combination of source and preparation. So yes, if you grill brisket it's rubbery shit. But prepped right.....mmmmmmmmm
BigTex1
Definitely agree. I was talking more from a beef grading standpoint. *desire to know more intensifies* http://meat.tamu.edu/beefgrading/
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
PORTERHOUSE RULES!
AustinTexass
True
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420B0ngRips4Jesus69
You get a strip, a filet, and a bone for flavor. Best cut in my opinion.
MartialLol
Yeah, but it's the shitty end of the strip.
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
It's all about how you cook it
drbrisket
I can't deny that Porterhouse is an absolutely delicious cut. Not my favorite, but I crave it sometimes.
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
Don't get me wrong, I like ribeye, but I feel like it's way too fatty and a lot is wasted.
GrassAssassin
Are you a By the End of Tonight fan?
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
Never heard of them until right now. Are you a fan?
GrassAssassin
They're pretty cool. Did a split with one of my favorites, Tera Melos. But they have a song called Philthy Collins.
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
Really? Lol and here I thought I came up with something original.
MysteryGIF
Ribeye
Zixtank
He looks like a muppet.
StoutSourPorterGuy
DrCosmoNot
I'm a hanger man myself.
larryPins
Vegan here! Those are some nice cuts of meat you have there! We don't want any bad vibes, just trying to dispel the stereotypes!
ArchWizardofCanada
Have you ever thought of dropping the label of vegan? It can't be doing you many favors with how people stereotype you.
larryPins
Its interesting because it only seems to be a stereotype on the internet. When I tell people in person they don't seem to care much
sjmclean905772
What about your carnist label?
ArchWizardofCanada
That's what I mean. Labeling ourselves leads to further polarization. I'm not trying to be hostile. Most people don't like being generalized
MacroManJr
I appreciate your open-meatedness--um, mindedness.
WowSoSparkly
It's cute how you need their validation. It's not like having a spine or actual principles is important in life, better not make waves :)
LivingLifeform
+1
hyptosis
It's cute how you've got to try to tear someone down to make yourself feel better. Keep trying, Sport! You'll get someone one day!
WowSoSparkly
It doesnt make me feel any better, in fact it saddens me to see people bowing down to the very fuckheads who mock them.
larryPins
I actually respect what you're saying here, but in my defense I was just trying to be friendly.
WowSoSparkly
I know, I just think it's pointless to try and be "one of the good ones". I've lost the patience it requires, i guess.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Legit question. I get vegetarian and all, but why full vegan? Why bother ridding of milk and eggs when they aren't -actual- animals?
larryPins
The milk thing is correct. Also, its not unusual to see chickens stuck in tiny cages their entire life for the production of eggs, etc.
Ballbagbaggins
Cows are kept pregnant and their calves are killed for veal so humans can drink the milk. The mothers scream for their calves for weeks.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
It actually depends on which brand/company handling them.
smallskillerofhambino
hyptosis
Yeah, the vegan hate is so tired. I've been a vegan for 20 years now, I'm in excellent shape, and 90% of my friends don't even know I am one
KannibalKatt
90% of my friend*
hyptosis
No need to be mean man, let's all get along. ^_^ *handshake*
Dionysus187
Nice humble brag there buddy.
hyptosis
Hey man, not looking for a fight. Lets all get along man. *high five*
YouAreNotARobot
Well, your fellow vegans give your group a bad name. A lot of the vegans I know have this holier than thou attitude
VeggieWombat
Yup. So ? A lot of seriously involved X give the group a bad rep. BLM ? 2nd amendement crazies ? Free citizens ? Westboro church ?
hyptosis
While I agree some vegans are annoying, I find posts like this meat worship one to be just as bad. It is clearly targeting a group of people
hyptosis
Let's all just get along man! There is enough room for everyone! Let's not fight! :D
marzipanius
Err, and what attitude do you think this pro-meat post is all about?
HeyOP
1) Humor. "Quick, while [x] are asleep, post [y]" is a pretty standard title intended for humor.
HeyOP
2) https://www.google.com/search?q="quick"+"are+asleep+post"+site:imgur.com and that's just imgur.
wonderingaround
ThatWeirdAlienFromMars
Found the vegan!
Potatootatop
This reminds me of The Gif
DaryltheDeathclaw
THE GIF
mrpumbaa
THE hullk smash gif???
paganfears
I'm awake. Cut my tofu up for me
Juddernaught83
This omnivore approves your comment. Funny as Fuck.
CthulhuCups
Here you g- aww, I fucked it up. https://images.heb.com/is/image/HEBGrocery/001579665
Bezaid
HEB!
smallskillerofhambino
Burn!
TheBlueJelly
Rare! I said rare! What are you doing?!
smallskillerofhambino
ObiWanShalomi
yuo did yuor bets
CthulhuCups
ples
GeraltazRivii
TOFU IS BAD FOR HEALTH
GeraltazRivii
oups caps
sockerbeta
Really? How come? In what amount is it good or is it instantly bad? Since all meat is bad for everyone, is tofu worse?
sufferingislife
Wow look, a fucking moron
GeraltazRivii
seems like you eat some of this, bad for the brain dude exept if fermented
TheBlueJelly
I dunno that may be biased results from all the vegans eating it.
sufferingislife
I'm able to find one inconclusive study on this correlation, and there are hundreds of foods that will damage your health when over consumed
GeraltazRivii
fact is we over consume them right?
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
Vegans never sleep. It's the vitamin b12 deficiency.
tontonic
B12 deficiency = sleeping more. I have pernicious anaemia (body kills the thing it makes to absorb B12) and staying awake is a mission.
Greatwood
So take a 5 hour energy each day
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Greatwood
Into your pee
RandomPotatoWarrior
They go on the next day...
marzipanius
B12 (and other) deficiency occurs plenty with meat-eaters, too.
iloevet
Can confirm. :(
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Error404TrollNotFound
Thanks for letting us know you can read
MistressLyda
Most people sleep far more with b12 deficiency than with good levels.
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
Sadly this is true. I was just making a stupid comment.
Zenzui
It's in cereal, non-dairy milk, non-dairy-cheese (tastes exactly like cheese), tofu, and a bunch of other stuff.
HaveImetyoubefore
You forgot beer. It´s in beer, so i´d be fine
AlaskanPipeliner1
FOUND THE VEGAN!
Flyndaran
I love tofu, and was born lactose intolerant, so understand when I say you need to see a doctor if non-dairy cheese tastes like real cheese.
easybrz
There is no such thing as non dairy milk and cheese. It's called imitation milk and cheese
InsistYouDesist
non-dairy-cheese (tastes exactly like cheese) --- plastic. It tastes like plastic.
VeggieWombat
I'm french (honhonhon) and vegan, both are relevant ! Outside of cream cheese and hamburger slices, it's all shit. But these ones are good.
LivingLifeform
Violife tastes like the subway cheese.
dandydust
no it tastes like weird chemicals and plastic and garbage
Zenzui
Maybe back in the 90s, sure. The new stuff really does taste like cheese. I couldn't tell the 'free from' range from regular mild cheddar.
dandydust
? the90s? ive tried half the brands at whole foods and it's all nasty, doesn't melt right, tastes like shit. what brand are you talking? (1)
InsistYouDesist
I genuinely had some this week. Still tasted nastyyy :(
Zaballah
Stop it. Non dairy cheese does NOT taste like cheese. Maybe like white American "cheese meal" but not like actual cheese. Stop your LIES
Redenbacher09
It may not, but it's getting pretty damn close. Miyokos Creamery, Follow Your Heart and Field Roast are all very close. Cashew cheeses ftw.
LivingLifeform
How many have you tried?
Zenzui
Maybe back in the 90s, sure. The new stuff really does taste like cheese. I couldn't tell the 'free from' range from regular mild cheddar.
mkingi
They still can't do sharp hard cheeses like Parmesan though, and those are what I live for
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousShenanigans
As an American, wtf is "cheese meal"?
mkingi
That stuff wrapped in cellophane that legally only has to be like 51% cheese. Idk what the rest of it is made of.
Ivain
probably some sort of non-toxic silicone-based plastics or whatnot
Zaballah
Whatever that bullshit they pass off as pre-sliced cheese is.
therealVexed
mym mam says its plastic painted yellow
TomWebb10
You don't have to be vegan to be low in vitamins including B12. You should check yours.
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousShenanigans
Also get your vit D levels checked if your in the north of anywhere, many ppl have them low. Having vit D makes a big impact.
Spazzofspeed
I've been without D for a while. Are you saying this is a bad thing?
HealthySmoker
I definitely can use some D's .....
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousShenanigans
And yes, that's what she said
Theiph
What does Vitamin D do to you?
HeyOP
Quite a bit, some of which we still don't fully understand. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2860762/
Theiph
Not saying I'm scared, but how would one get Vitamin D? To not... die
Sooothisonethyme
Lack of vitamin D can cause :seasonal depression. Have lived in the pnw for almost 20 yrs and the news even reminds ppl to get vitamins
Sooothisonethyme
Pretty much when it's "dark and gloomy" many ppl go into a minor depression/slump. As a grey weather person I have no issues