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Jul 7, 2016 3:50 AM
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Noebuhdy
MRW I get those as "tips" http://replygif.net/i/1099.gif
T00ManyUsers
all aboard team fuck that guy
mastertmo
I used to leave one of these folded up on my desk. I never found out if any of the cleaning crew fell for it...
MrPredator
In all honesty, I would take that damn thing and burn it in front of the customer.
dislexicwidgetmedgies
I work at cheescake factory. One time a Christian group came in and gave the waitress a 500 dollar tip on a 80 dollar check.
Mirawatts
That's because everyone is different. Some religious people are assholes, some are generous, most are just normal people.
PoopShootRiot
"Jesus Christ won't let you down but the person leaving this will."
thehandsomedoctor
Christ won't let you down, christians will
RumbleBum
This.
glassweaver
Funny how the tossers who think this is an acceptable tip never use them to pay the actual bill, the mortgage, utilities, etc.
glassweaver
...but when it comes to the guy who can get written up for pulling less than 15% (common at chains!) yeah! Screw 'em & hide behind Jesus!
nicholcm
wouldnt it be interesting if the churches that issued these notes were required to pay the bearer the value on the fake bill, or better yet+
nicholcm
have the person leaving these charged with fraud, as they are using these is an attempt to deceive.
iComeForTheBadComments
http://imgur.com/CR9ZAmN
TheSkeletonWar
As a non-american:
FrancisBrianShaw
Somewhat ironically, leaving that is a one-way ticket to hell.
ProfessorMatt
"Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto ME." "Remember when you gave me that fake tip?" Jesus pulls lever to HELL.
hoffbox
Holy smokes!
RubberChickenGoD
MaleTittySprinkles
These get me so fucking mad. I was service industry for years. If you can't tip, you can't eat out. Stone yourself in God's name jackasses.
underlord2132
"Christ won't disappoint you but his believers sure will!"
therealdrummer
I'm Christian and fucking hate these too
RumbleBum
What gets me is that they have no idea about the lives of people they're giving these to. Shitty enough, what if your waitress is devout?
RubberChickenGoD
All it does is give Christians a bad name.
DownvoteMeMore
TEN DLARS
GabuEx
THE UNITED SOF AMERICA
HypostaticUnion
As a minister
MattyRain
As a Christian, this kind of stupidity is why I try to tip generously. Particularly because I know a lot of servers work at less than min.
Mirawatts
Most places that allow tips only pay the servers ~$3/hour.
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
I'm a Christian, but if you give these out as tips, then you deserve nothing less than a walk of atonement down an alley filled with waiters
kentk94
SHAME! SHAME!
mikeatike
I would become a satanist just to spite the person that left it.
hoffbox
See also; How to push people away from your faith 100% of the time
IhaveTP4Bunghole
It's always the Christians who refuse to tip and want to proselytize at the same time.
Kemi337
Thanks for making me look up what proselytize means. It's a good word!
AndTheTruthWillSetYouFree
"Come to my church and meet a bunch of other bad tippers."
quade
And also the non-Christians. Lots of them are terrible people too.
IhaveTP4Bunghole
Non christians simply leave no tip. They don't try to morally justify it.
wolfpreist
I had a buddy that had plastic discs called tuits, for when people said they would "pray when they get around too it." he'd hand them the 1/
wolfpreist
2/ tuit disks... giving them A Round Tuit. ass.
SengirArchangel
Used to work retail and people would leave ones like these on the floor, I've got an impressive collection of reasons not to be born again.
TheRicM
Why not leave that and the tip
Chievestevenbouigon
They've already given their 10% tip to the church
ab09407
This is why I always refused to work on Sundays!
Chikenliquid
Most wait staff work for their money. When u see what u think is a 10 and it's not its very disappointing and u will hate whatever it says
glassweaver
Good point. That note with no real tip? "How to make people atheists - for dummies!"
FuckYouImSokka
better yet, leave a tip and actually talk to them in a kind and not at all pushy manner if you want to convert them. if not just piss off.
Jolfr
Just saying that may not always be an option. Waiters are usually quite busy and may not have time to sit down for a while to talk.
amoeba15
Not to mention it's douchey to push your beliefs onto others. If they want to know, they'll ask YOU and approach YOU.
ImperatorAugustus
Because they're cunts.
TheRicM
Cuntservative cunts
Lazzarwolf
Cunts will cunt.
ImperatorAugustus
I like it.
TheRicM
I love my cuntry
mygfgoestoadifferentschoolyouwouldntknowher
Who needs a tip when you have Jesus
RootyTootyDrunkenShooty
Does Jesus pay your bills? Cause he sure as shit doesn't pay mine. (I know you're joking :D )
mygfgoestoadifferentschoolyouwouldntknowher
We split rent with his cousin jose
LitteralyHitler
Or don't tip at all
Caniac
Mr Pink, is that you? I thought you went down in a hail of bullets! Glad you made it out
LitteralyHitler
I don't get this refference.gif
Caniac
scene from Reservoir Dogs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLV4OxzDKwI
darthbob88
No, you need to tip. Waiting wages in the US are designed around tips, so if you don't leave a tip, you're stealing their wages.
darthbob88
I agree you shouldn't have to, but you do, so man up and deal with it.
LitteralyHitler
Tipping is actually unusual in my country.
mikeatike
Yeah in the US the system is fucked up.
Perfzilla
I'll save it for the collection plate
BaselessRumors
SlateBlastcrunch
Do not up/downvote. Keep this at 666. Thank you.
GirthBrooks91
Poetic.
blais
heck ya buddy
OolonColuphid
Wouldn't that result in infinite recursion though?
MagicalDoctorZ
When I get handed these I always make a point to go to the church near me (that hands them out) and dump them all in the collection plate
TheyCallMeCaptainObvious
Hell yeah.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
you rang?
MrSpaceBiscuit
Satan approves
jmarkson
Amen
Imgoodateverythingexceptpeople
KillingTlme
That means you have to go to church though..
GlowGreen
I'd go just to put that in there, and walk out after the thing goes around
StarkRG
It's not just bad, it's immoral, verging on evil.
CrabWallet
It's cheap, and definitely in terrible taste, but "verging on evil" is pretty over blown.
Sacurason
Difference of opinion. Proselytizing while directly hurting another human is verging on evil for me, or at least the ignorance behind it is.
StarkRG
It's not cheap, you're essentially depriving someone of their wages because you want to spread your bullshit religion.
CrabWallet
Not tipping is always cheap. I'm not sure what your definition of cheap is, but to the rest of the world, it's cheap not to tip.
StarkRG
Sorry, I don't think I had enough room for "it's not just cheap", I figured any remotely intelligent human should be able to understand.
CrabWallet
"just" is 4 letters. "Essentially" is unnecessary. Sub "it's" for "you're," cut the extraneous "their." When your writing is this sloppy, 1
CrabWallet
intelligent human," etc.), you've got no business questioning someone else's intelligence. 3
CrabWallet
and you can't seem to get through 60 characters without embarrassingly obvious overstatement (e.g. "bullshit religion," "any remotely 2
FartingChipmunk
As a Christian...
JaiLikeChai
*jew
km9v
Christian, I tip 20% or more. Anyone who puts one of those things on a table before they leave shouldn't be calling themselves Christian.
blackletum
As a Christian, I feel like these leave a bad taste for non-believers, even when you just find them randomly...let alone as a tip.
joegolf31
As a Christian, the best way to show someone God's eternal love and salvation is by pissing them off with fake money. - No One Ever
SmertNSpecial
Yeah that sounds about right
sothisguywalksintoabar
Better than the Crusades.
RadioactiveCanuck
to be fair, the Crusades achieved something.
weliveinaspaceshipdear
As a Christian...when was the last time one of these had ANY effect other than "what a fucking bastard."?!?
blackletum
I remember finding one as a child and being overjoyed, then I opened it up and got upset, showed my mom and she just shook her head
blackletum
(2. oops) she ended up giving me a few dollars as a "sorry bud" gesture, but it's seriously the dumbest thing possible
FutureRetroism
I'm a Christian and I think the fact that Christians pull this crap is sick. If you want to leave a gospel tract leave a huge tip first.
iHasanOscar
It's 2016 and you still believe in fairytales?
THEamazingMANTISshrimp
Oh no, oh gosh. I'm so offended, oh I'm triggered what ever shall I do now that he insulted my religion
SirFormidio
Oooooh noooooo, I guess I don't believe anymore because some asshole decided to interject with his atheism. Grow up, mate.
THEamazingMANTISshrimp
Oh no, oh gosh. I'm so offended, oh I'm triggered what ever shall I do now that he insulted my religion
lizardlegs1
Congrats you are the biggest asshole I've encountered this month
THEamazingMANTISshrimp
Oh no, oh gosh. I'm so offended, oh I'm triggered what ever shall I do now that he insulted my religion
Sacries
It's 2016 and you still believe in bigotry?
FartingChipmunk
If every Christian is a bigot then every Muslim is a terrorist. Smh at you sir.
Sacries
I'm confused by your response hahaha, I wasn't calling Christians bigots, I was replying to the guy degrading religion
Sacries
But I can see why you thought I was calling Christians bigots, and I apologize for those Christians who act like that. 2/2
FartingChipmunk
Touché yeah I misunderstood my bad. Lol
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
As a server, if I know it's a church family, I'll mention something about me going to church early on so this can be avoided.
NotReallyAzul
So you lie to them?
GlowGreen
I would.
phe0n1x
In a sense, that tip is a lie so.....why not?
NotReallyAzul
Oh I wasn't disagreeing with you I was just clearing up my confusion.
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
No. I actually go to church every week
NotReallyAzul
Oh good on you I suppose. I wasn't disagreeing with you I was just clearing up my confusion.