CurseoftheMurph
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May 2, 2017 4:39 PM
CurseoftheMurph
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PandraPierva
Yea OP why did you put crazy straws on a cringe comp...dude that just not cool
GrammarBolshevik
#35 is fuckin' sick
bigbowliofravioli
We need a new plague.
DougTheLlama
WHITE PEOPLE FUCK. WHITE PEOPLE FUCK.
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
Excapt this one guy in the picture.
Treblaine
Some of these are bad but others not that bad. Like this
okay, he looks a bit dorky, no real attitude problem
Treblaine
#9 it's a simple modelling gig for a Halloween costume and #22 it's just a kid goofing around with a silly straw? What's cringe about that?
CertifiedAgreer
Hey we like making fun of kids because we are just that sad!
Micmacdaddywack
I freaking LOVE these. I think we could find most of these peeps on Imgur.
SarcasmShmarcasm
#8 "They do move in herds."
Bdzzp1
I wish there was video of these guys being avoided by girls like they have plague.
Ash0lay
"Save some pussy for the rest of us..."
ifyouwearcrocsihateyou
I understand that reference . pdf
rohittee1
Why didn't this exist when I was in the right age group to get one....
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
That's also kinda awesome, I'd want one if I was a kid.
TheFabulousFuehrer
I'm so thankful my teenage years left only the most obscure digital trace.
inmat
still cleaning up mine
SHwannabe
I love cringe dumps, but I don't really think little kids count. It's normal that they do stuff that's "weird" for adults.
A1ekazam
That kid with the nerf gun on the quad is not cringey to me. Nor the poor child dressed as sonic. Those are clearly adverts
Lunastroph
Right? they got paid for that
Themightyquinn18
I actually thought that nerf gun car was pretty cool
GodEmperor0fMankind
iamdanman
I am a sex attic
shredder134
we have weekly meetings of sex attics anonymous.
Stonejrod1
That guys teeth
CanadianOneDollarCoin
ifyouwearcrocsihateyou
Horrible, ant see anything else
nickg131
He's a convicted child molester http://peopleoflancaster.com/the-predator-behind-the-screen-what-the-local-media-missed/
MarisaR
That is incredibly disturbing. Wow.
Unclescam
Now I want super straw glasses...
Osomatic
Right? That kid is *actually* cool.
thatgirl2214
Same...might actually buy some
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Some of these aren't cringey, especially this.
Besides that, good dump.
alsoAzrael
Also, why is some guy rollerskating cringy? Did I miss something? Or is he just a dude rollerskating?
Pseudoducktail
I actually thought that guy looked supercool
alsoAzrael
That thing actually looks pretty cool. I never had anything that cool when I was a kid.
CurseoftheMurph
Yeah this was originally meant to be a 'save some p*ssy for the rest of us' dump, so some of these may make more sense with that in mind...
AllHailTheCritbow
You came back from the future to say THAT!?
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
TigerMaskAlsoMagic
Those silly straw glasses are dope, to be honest.
Davededon
Cutiepieboy3 has over 200 likes on his picture. I can't even get to 50. And now i couldn't care less. Thanks cutiepieboy3.
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
you cant be him. only he can be him
HeyKidsWannaSeeADeadBody
sucks to be you. asslicker
CidColetti
Posts like these make me happy social media wasn't around while I was growing up.
TomG26gr
They could make thousands of dumps consisting only of me and my edgy personality.
WhatIsntTaken
5 sodas and 1/2 lb of M&Ms in an hour really does sound like a bad idea.
TotallyNotTheNSAGuys
As a full time soda addict, I scoff at your pitiful stomach
SaffronTeabagPierogi
I used to work with a dude who would down a 2 liter of Mt Dew and most of a pound of M&Ms every shift. He had poor dental hygiene.
CookieDoctor
"Hangover" is a good word - some studies show hangovers are due in part to high blood sugar. https://www.wired.com/2014/05/hangover-cure/
PeteButtigieg
That's not cringey to me, that's just a mistake we all make.
Leonezia
Sounds like challenge to your metabolism
Arsikere
sounds like a good way to peel the paint off the bathroom walls and then die of asphyxiation
Monkeyfighter
Sugar withdrawal. Almost like a hangover but different.
QuadrilateralEnix
Dehydration, one way or another.
GnoHomo
That's quitter talk my friend
VikingVocals
This is the comment every time that picture resurfaces. Not that it means anything, I just remember weird stuff
sillywillyfillybananapants
I was literally just scrolling through the replies to see if anyone else noticed
smellyboots
That would be worse than a hangover for me. Legit use of the word.
Thanhelios
Yeah but he probably didn't even consume that much anyway.
Lowlsqwid
Pfft winter break I drank 6 two liters in a week and I think ate an entire pizza (woot for a 14y/o metabolism)
SuperBobKing
In a week? That isn't very much.
Lowlsqwid
Hey man that's an awful lot of not water
migraineinmyhead
Yeah, I would definitely have a sugar hangover from that.
oo0ORB0oo
I did 3 jolt's one afternoon and I started to shake.
ICanHasJava
And we need a word to describe how shitty you feel the day after. I totally get why he used the word hungover.
Voodoomancer
If by "hungover" you mean "screaming diarrhea"
PhallusAnus
Shame is already a word.
ICanHasJava
I'm talking about the purely physical repercussions. I feel shame about enough shit, my consumption if chocolate will not be one.
CaptainKCCO42
Like the itis meets a hangover. Hangitis
ArrowheadCosplay
Gut rot
ICanHasJava
Hah, you'd have to go to Theme Hospital to cure it then :D
ArrowheadCosplay
Contrary to what every child ever says, there is definitely such a thing as too much sugar and its name is diabetus
Flixster
Sugar Crash?
Rheios
Only instead of a couple hours its like a day. One summer I was subsisting off energy drinks instead of sleep because of crunch time.(1)
Rheios
Any time I got even a day off I pretty much died and had to hair of the dog again the following day. Its truly a horrible feeling.(2)
Rheios
Granted a little different from just sugar but the point stainds.(3)
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I am kinda thirsty though...
Mercenarity
In what way is #7 cringe?
Bdzzp1
Well, he's wearing one shoe.
CrazyCatLad
I assume only because he has one shoe off....other than that, not sure.
Sauroctonus
Might have a condition that makes shoes hurt feet, who are we to know?
technicolorgirls
Guy's in public, not following social protocol. Put on your shoes, sit down normally and be uncomfortable like the rest of us.
ifyouwearcrocsihateyou
Cleaner socks than the lacoste one
SnaiderEsponjoso
Maybe is the pleasure of the photographer what turned it cringe.
hechicera84
I couldn't figure that one out either.
ProbablyCrazier
I'm just tryin to work out the logistics of fucking a loaf of bread...
ohgodhescominginthebackdoorsavethechildren
That's what the two end pieces are for. Hence "the best thing since sliced bread".
mikeemoo2071
Probably best not to use pre-sliced stuff
EvilEkips
Also don't slice it while fucking it.
mikeemoo2071
The things we learn after the event
PeteButtigieg
This guy thinks all bread comes sliced. Nerd.
JunkWithoutATrunk
His loaf certainly didn't.
Ambive
https://i.redd.it/drw6umnh68hy.jpg NSFW
StRocketScience
...thanks?
alcohalandass
Think of American Pie.
Shrk1990
That's how bagels are made.
QuadrilateralEnix
So how can I apply for a job at the bagel factory?
HomelingRazor
Step 1: cut a hole in the bread
MHMaille
But then it's not a whole loaf anymore.
Vatricidal
Step 2: put your dick in that bread
RadRique
You skipped step 1.5: Get the butter
BananaForScaIe
Step 1.7 warm butter VERY briefly in microwave.
KnightSlayerTsorig
Step 1.9 cry because you warmed it for .82 seconds to long. The butter is no longer spreadable and is now liquid.
Aurulious
Step 3: Make her open the bread. AND THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT
ilovecake
It's his dick in the bread!
IfICouldHaveMoreCharactersICouldHaveABetterUsername
Step 4: Profit.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Step 3: Put the loaf in the slicer.
HungryPumpkn
That's your dick in some bread!
SexualConsent
Put... Put your dick in it
Kinkybobo
How is this not top reply omg
eadanke
Get a fresh warm loaf of french bread. Then get the turkey baster and the garlic butter.
Devante
The guy with the glasses and terrible complexion: you literally just posted a picture of someone's normal face and called them cringe.
Mzhades
This is what I came down here to write.
neverknowsbest138
Yeah that's super shitty. He did nothing but exist and look a certain way.
hechicera84
That's what I thought too.
zeemode
Ya. I was looking for anything in that photo to justify posting it. That's just being an asshole
luvas
Right, had to downvote for that, even though I liked the rest.
StRocketScience
He's talking about this one
Devante
Thank you.
sociallybadpersonthatalksaboutmangosbeingbad
Yup
wheresthebaby
Also, the kid with the meme shirt. I don't think it was cringe. If he likes the style then let him live
Tylvian
I'm sorry he doesn't look good but his face did cause people to cringe. It IS cringy, just, not the normal kind. The mean kind.
Patlabor
By that logic you could put a bunch of gore pics in the middle of a cringe thread. Sure, seeing necrotic flesh makes me cringe, but that's--
Patlabor
-- not what these threads are for.
Tylvian
never said it was right, just that it was cringe.
Patlabor
It's off-topic, at least in spirit. It's like searching for "bondage" on a porn site and finding essays analysing "Of Human Bondage"
Ash0lay
Which one was it?
nickg131
Mzhades
And honestly, he looks young enough that you give him 2 years and he could be a decent/good looking guy. Braces off and a little skin care.
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
And other glasses. No offense but these glasses are shit.
therealVexed
I mean if he were doing something cringey but hes not. he probably does do cringey stuff but this is just hisugly face nothing more.
RoyFuckingMustang
Literally just looked at a normal picture of him and guessed that he is 'cringey' wtf
alsoAzrael
We have no reason to even say that he does cringy stuff. He could be awesome, for all we know.
nickg131
Yep. no reason to include his picture. OP is just an ass who is judging by the guy's looks.
CurseoftheMurph
My favourite one is where he barks at the ocean
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
BARK BARK I'm a wolf BARK
putski
Im grateful that MLP wasn't included in this. You know the one... We all do....
IsThisFurry
for the record most furries think the otherkin people are a little nuts
LordWobblyCockIV
Worst genie ever
MrBayernMunchen
You have to rub it first
iamkarlpilkington
He's like a Cringenie
Biteymcbiteface
I wish I had that pic without the text
Metals4J
I wish to never see this picture again.
WeHadAnAgreementToNeverComeHereAgainSoRunAwayNow
Have you heard the tale...of the My Little Pony Jar?
QuadrilateralEnix
I think I might have some idea of what you're talking about and don't you fucking dare post that story.
TheAlchemistInTheBlueJacket
I was there the day it died.
TheAlchemistInTheBlueJacket
Weird thing, pressed reply to the thing you replied to, but it chose you instead.
delly
Something tells me he doesn't give out wishes.
dietderpsy
He does but they are his own and they all involve you, and there is nothing you can do to stop him.
ProbablyCrazier
Something tells me he ruins wishes.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Depends on what you wish for.
Carabiner96
You just have to rub him the right way
memesis
I wish he'd put some fucking clothes on.
WeinerMobile
Only if you wish for herpes
FattyJubJub
Craig is a mad man
BewareTheCrocigator
https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/
CliffordJohnsonMiller
He needs to calm the fuck down man. He's a lunatic!
LuckyWristbands
He doesn't respect toast time
DefunkMyJunk
#21 I actually got out of bed to brush my teeth
SnowyViperr
Same.
CharlieYeen
#43 yo man, Blu is a cool guy
BlackWolfLeon
Yeah, I see no problem here. Genuinely a cool guy.
IsThisFurry
confirmed
DarkEnigma567
#7 sometimes you get bored
IPostFalseFacts
Sigh...I do this when no one is around to stretch at work...
DeathtyOneDeathtyTwoDeathtyThree
I work in an office. You'll find me doing that at least once a week.
Iwillnotfearfearisthemindkiller
Yeah, just looks like he's stretching out after sitting for too long.
QuadrilateralEnix
The cringy part about that one is the fucked colour balance.
AndreKroon
I think the real cringe is maybe that he has only 1 shoe? Idk... I cant really see anything cringe about that either.
HarlockJC
I normally take off both my shoes at my desk. No reason to be on, if I am going to be sitting here for hours.
psstyounonotyou
your butt will hurt sitting for too long
EvilEkips
Maybe it's just a bad back or cramps so changing positions to fix that.
L3gionAir
yeah it sucks sitting in a chair all day
EliteSpork
Anyone who says they don't do that when they're home alone is a liar.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Well, I haven't, but that's because I'd hit my head and probably destroy my desk with everything on it.
Bdzzp1
Whatcha thinkin' about?
IgiveupIdontknowwhatusernametopick
Yeah I don't understand the cringeworthiness about that one tbh.
Ant4N
I just thought it was weird to see an old guys bubble butt
Stuebydoo
Looks ok to me
Treblaine
Yeah, OP doesn't seem to understand the difference between "cringe" and "fairly unusual".
HoldingAccount
ADVENTURE TIME TEETH!!!
justhereforvoting
I think it's the energy drinks all the stereotypical nerds drink
PizzaSlutForever
Pizzajesus
Do you even floss bro?
SuperTacticalSandwich
I think he's got a vampire-like allergy to any kind of dental hygiene at all. Brb, gonna go brush and floss a few times.
Pizzajesus
Drink some flouride mouthwash to be extra safe
The1WhoMemes
NovaLokahi
Yeah I was about to say the teeth gave me the creeps
nickg131
http://peopleoflancaster.com/the-predator-behind-the-screen-what-the-local-media-missed/ Roast him. Convicted child molester =\
ShaneEngland
Just gross
SuperTacticalSandwich
Those are brick chewing teeth.
doesmyusernamereallymatter
So gross!
Gazune
Can anyone confirm if those are fake or not?
methamphetamemez
Look at his lower teeth, they are white. If you never brush your teeth they don't build up like that, color would just change
SuperTacticalSandwich
They are not fake. Why would someone have fake rotting teeth?
CaveCanem
I have a few fake rotting teeth, some gold and not-so-chrome ones too. 25c from a vending machine
ThatchRoofCastle
I am so glad I wasn't the only one upset about that. How fuckign disgusting
FawkesSake
COME ON, GRAB YOUR TOOTHBRUSH~!!
Ultratoxic
*high pitched shrieking sound*
primarian
Are his teeth rotting
TomFletcherrr
Yes
ilikepotatoesalot
YES
CroppedPicturesOfFunnyFaces
Look at the picture and you can smell him.