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Jul 16, 2017 7:05 AM
FuckRight0ff
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Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
RobJenkins
NiiiiceDude
Dwelt
smadge1
Meta dick joke
WhatWouldChurchillDo
Lz ? - If
13Trillion
Shrimply PIbbles...for those in the Class of 2018 looking for yearbook quotes
jimmyandtheslimburger
At a Christmas party my cousin put a roll of bread in front of himself and called it dick bread, everyone laughed and it's now a tradition
romanrunner
Pretty sure this is the inspiration for this : https://youtu.be/VFUL0ucmrnU
just4thelolz
That's a gross oversimplification. We also like boobs!
followmeiknowtheway
Superior species asshole. What a dick.
Ash0lay
TheMaestroYohan
Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long-Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick, hence the name
GnomeCompSci
This being voiced by Werner Herzog makes it approximately 1 million times better.
QWTFODDBALL
All of our technology and every concept we have is also based on our reproductive organs at some level.
6113
Whatever man, suck my dick.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Will nobody mention the Trailer Park Boys in the inset??
HandOfOblivion
I held my oar and between my legs and waved it around when I was paddle boarding today. Oardick
Aranyszin
He's probably just bitter because he has a small dick.
boevis
Says a guy that has 4 blue balls for a chin.
TwoWordsDude
A ballchevik
BirdmanSucked
A Ballchinian
politepisspot
MrKancode
you're proving him right....
boevis
That's the joke
SirLantsBojangles
Look at him Mr. Blue Balls Face Man.
fistermatic5000
I love how there's so many things that look like dicks and balls on that show. ...I just realized that sounds hella gay...
BigDaddyJack
It's a thing. Most of the aliens are supposed to look like dicks and balls. I think Dan Harmon confirmed it
fistermatic5000
I remember reading about that.
meganical
How women feel when men make penis jokes
Maxthreshold
ItWouldBeExtremelyBaneful
*predicktable
ObliqueRay
Wait... this is from Rick and Morty? What episode?
meganical
When the alien hospital needs Jerry's dick as an organ to keep a renowned alien rights advocate alive and family watches tv in waiting room
Lawess
Interdementional cable 2
ImMrSoAndSoDick
Look at me
rainbowblow
He's just jealous my dick is bigger than his
Iknowphotoshop
To be fair, I'm not entirely sure he has a penis.
rainbowblow
Well nor do i but if i did it would be bigger than his
DrunkShakespeare
Some people call me Pringles dick but I never really found out why.
intaglioguy
It's because when you stick your chips in their can, there's visible space between the chip edges and the can wall.
romanrunner
Don't really have a Pringles dick, I just keep my dick inside
ta4356
I keep my dick inside a pringles can because it keeps my penis safe and dry
romanrunner
Some people call me Pringles Dick, But I never really found out -No, I never found out- I never really found out why
nostin
Isn't it the voice of Werner Herzog?
thanatos777
I fucking love Werner Herzog.
Wesugi
Funfact: Werner voices the Englisch AND the German DUBS in his shows.
Invyggle
It is
Crowlands
Holy shit it is! I did not know that.
Gnerg
Yup. My friend is interviewing the creator this week for his podcast and one of the questions he wants to ask is how they got W.H.
malikcarr
It seems like he's essentially played himself in a number of cartoons over the last decade or so. Why not?
bootrosbootros
Werner Herzog has voice acted in several cartoons, including The Boondocks and Rick and Morty. The guy has a great a sense of humor.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
Don't forget Metalocalypse too.
bootrosbootros
I totally forgot about Metalocalypse