TprznJobe
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Edit: Should I request boobs or the answer to the question?
Aug 12, 2017 12:38 PM
TprznJobe
258003
6569
147
Edit: Should I request boobs or the answer to the question?
diebeisszange
the right one, look at his insecure and frightened face
imAUser
Cab driver" ive never owned a ferrari"
TotallyNotSarcastic
...Aaaaand then they fucked
somanyfeels21
I've had this "PC-Problem" as a salesman ringing people's door bell (when the maid has come to the door and it's obviously not their house)
icebergao
I've lived in Dubai for the past 15 years and I have never seen a white taxi driver. But he should be wearing a uniform, so this seems fake.
therelevantwizard
The image is amusing. Your title fits it and is written in a readable manner. Take your upvote, good OP.
ShadyC
OP took this image off a FP dump from yesterday...
Legolastic
EadEchiC
From what I've learned, you can't tell a taxi driver by his appearance. But you sure can from their smell. Man do cabs stink.
krypticz
Show vegena or didn't happen
DancinNinja
You can tell because the taxi driver is the one who looks like he's about to have sex for the first...ok I honestly can't tell
BreenW
Plot twist - driver left the meter on.
ZachManDo
Source? https://media.makeameme.org/created/memes-are-not-2bbauh.jpg
MamaJeaux
Life: he's doing it right.
TheDoctor2552
Anyone else notice the driver looks like Lando Calrissian?
Curlyjack74
This guy works with me, when he posted the pictures on the facebook it went viral, He got very lucky with the ladies when he returned home
Curlyjack74
well viral in cork,
mrsrowan
I knew he was Irish, he just has the look about him
Deikin
The guy on the left doesn't look like a typical cab driver in the UAE
TprznJobe
It's hard to tell because they both don't have the typical 10-2 O'Clock grip.
Littlemacabre
Save your time 'cause boobs don't come...
Fitzandthefool
We did that in Indonesia and invited our cab and his wife along on a volcano tour :) they loved it!
dhakdhakbitchlasagna
Cabbie was expecting some dhak dhak but pink shirt walla was having none of it...
scottEkarate
This is the truest thing to ever happen in the history of the internet
sundaymondayhippyday
Wombatish
http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/599860/kind-irishman-taxi-driver-ferrari-world-abu-dhabi
ImostlyCommentNotPost
Which man??? I don't want to assume a person's job based on skin tone
Buthisisnotevenmyaccount
ISupportYourViews
Considering the guy on the right appears terrified, my guess is he's not driven a cab before.
snowfork
Hate to be a Debbie Downer but that guy missed out on a whole day's worth of cab fare is just to go to amusement park.
Threewisemen
Nothing like factoring in opportunity cost to ruin what seemed like a good idea.
sundaymondayhippyday
Debbie! Don't be such a downer. Experiences are what makes life enjoyable, not working
pancreas
He probably had the option to go. I don't think this man literally dragged his cab driver, kicking and screaming, through the park.
Wombatish
He was going to wait for the fare: http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/599860/kind-irishman-taxi-driver-ferrari-world-abu-dhabi
ThailandExpress
Thank you kind internet stranger for providing this sauce. You da best
GoldenWonder
The fella on the right is the taxi driver. The fella on the left is Liam Murphy. Pretty sound fella by all accounts.
NoIntent
Unless the cab driver got changed into a shorts and tee, my money is on the well dressed South Asian man being the cabbie.
theslybanananana
True, I'd like to believe it but most taxi drivers in Dubai and Abu Dhabi are quite well dressed.
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
He having never been to an amusement park, judging by his Uneasy look I'm guessing he is the cabbie.
pancreas
I mean the alternative is that the white guy is a cab driver in the middle east. Which is pretty unlikely.
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
*South-Asian-American
RNeao
Southern-Asiatic-North American Person*
Tempcore
You had to look at the clothes? How many white people do you think are driving cabs in the Emirates?
koinuchan
So many.
JunglePygmy
Yeah no shit
TprznJobe
Is it too far fetched to assume that's exactly what happened? OoOoOo
Billywonderful
Yes.
iHeroine
Ah the old imgur switcharoo!
FarkasMacTavish
I mean...yeah? that doesn't really disprove the stoory, if that's what you're after.
JustTheSameWeirdo
Ive been to Dubai and Abu Dhabi and Bahrain multiple times. Its not uncommon to see cab drivers dressed like this.
HermeneuticalQuandary
Jeans and a casual button up?
BaronvonSimian
Live in Dubai - yes it is
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
What do they normally wear?
BaronvonSimian
All taxi companies registered with the UAE RTA (Road and Transport Authority) each has a uniform, dark brown trousers and a cream shirt
AntiCircleJerker
Ferrari World, where "Nannies and kids under 3 go free." I've never felt as poor as I do right now. How many people have fucking nannies?
discocod
Of all Ferrari owners? Probably a lot.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
In my city, if you have two kids, a nanny is cheaper than daycare.
esotericclitori
yep, I was a nanny for a few years to a 2 kid home and mum was not rich!
AntiCircleJerker
Yea, but we're talking travel nannies who go on vacation with you.
il0vebutts
Cab drivers in the UAE wear uniforms. Even the Uber/Careem cab drivers wear white shirts and black trousers. So this might be fake. (1/2)
Wombatish
Hack cabs are common AF: https://www.thenational.ae/uae/transport/illegal-taxis-popular-in-dubai-for-cost-and-efficiency-1.162182
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
Nah http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/599860/kind-irishman-taxi-driver-ferrari-world-abu-dhabi
il0vebutts
Also im pretty sure the pax won't go around telling everyone that he is paying for this mans ticket instead of a tip for internet points.
il0vebutts
^ (2/2)
Igotbannedforpoliticalposting
I'm more interested in the fact that there's a Ferrari themed amusement park
Skizzlesnap
It's UAE. What do you expect?
GitRightStik
A theme park literally made out of 3rd world worker corpses?
pepesuarez
The word literally is losing its meaning......
GitRightStik
The UAE killed hundreds of "slaves" when they made that soccer stadium. Should be enough to make at least one human bones roller coaster.
Zardif
J it's built right next to the F1 track.
goodguyglenn
There's one in Spain too (in Salou). Didn't go to it but it looked good.
UntitledGoatz
Bitch please, in Ireland we have an amusement park based on crisps
NachoPete
It's next to a very nice mall. There is a water park nearby. They are building a DC Comics theme park too.
Mockingbirb
They build cool race cars since the 1940ies
GitRightStik
This is much better than Transformers. More?
Mockingbirb
MrMeems
The UAE is where Dubai is. That should tell you all you need to know about the UAE.
FrozenPotato609
I went to their fastest roller coaster and I couldn't walk straight for ten minutes lol.
feralsmile
I mean that's a bit much...although it did undo the top button of my shirt, that's about it. The plane ride was more fun tbh
MRWmyusernamewasavailable
Went back to back 3 times
cataleap
Peasant. I went there eleven times in a row. I couldn't get into the car afterwards. I live there, so I could do that.
MRWmyusernamewasavailable
How did the attendants react?
cataleap
They remembered me after the 6th time. We had the premium passes, so we managed to only get like 3 min breaks in between.
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Geracht
Man, now Garfield threatening to send Nermal to Abu Dhabi doesn't seem like a threat at all.
Iwillhaveoneofeverything
That looks like a building from a marvel film
aPokal
The "pincers" look like they could close and it would take off.
reineseele
The wonders what money can buy you...
IKeepItOnMe
A Ferrari themed amusement park, for starters.
petrennkom82
This fidget spinner trend is getting out of hand
senseihugo
Literally.
petrennkom82
Thanks. -.- hahaha
misterflibbertyjibbet
...They fell in love, got married, adopted two Vietnamese children, and now own a condo by the ocean.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
After retiring from driving, the cab driver went back to his original love. Being a Spokesman for Pappajohns.
neil137
they kill gay people there
Normalface
Not in the UAE...
JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor
Don't they throw them off buildings over there. I seen a bunch of those videos on liveleak
brilbobraggins
...in the ocean
xxtaylor97xx
Lol why viet
Skittleballs
The names of the Vietnamese children? Albert Einstein and Barack Obama
MichaelAut
stranger things have happened
Krayotik
:') gets me everytime
KennDeDeDe
On a taxi driver's salary? I think not
BeadyEyed123
And they rent out the one above them.
EnderEagle9
Maybe we'll see... Chewbacca
Threewisemen
By missing that one day's earnings the bank repossessed his camel and his wife left him. Just joking, they don't allow them to leave there.
Grier2217
And have two acres of weed and protect them with AK-47s
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
And then the whole bus applauded
SoybeanLumberjack
GentlemanJawa
I ship it!
BuffyTheManBoobSlayer
But where?
OddlyPacific
Florida Keys, where else?
BuffyTheManBoobSlayer
Oooh
legofham
*no homo
misschuzzlewit
The entire amusement park broke out into applause.
RustyNeX
their kids died in a car accident causing their marriage to fall apart, the cab driver committed suicide and never saw Ferrari world again
starxduster
Oddly specific...
RoutemasterFlash
Hello darkness, my old friend.
Jbsdad313
Is that you Satan?
daneenz
Escalated quickly
NotASecretVampire
You mean accelerated. Like those kids through the front windscreen.
RustyNeX
life's a bitch enjoy it while you can, stop thinking of go to Ferrari land and just go now!
theslybanananana
LetumComplexo
Not in the United Arab Emirates you don't.
chepeweb
they grew old, the other died. Then he wakes up in the middle of the night. It was a dream, but he had to keep the quest for the ring.
GoofedAllOverYourFace
And that condo? Grew up to be Albert Einstein
AZGrowler
And now you know...the rest of the story. Good day.
askmrsteam
are you sure it wasnt condo-lisa rice?
GoofedAllOverYourFace
Uh I think I'd remember if a condo was a hero of the Norwegian civil rights movement
diobrandodidnothingwrong
But this is a true story
VIAI
That one was too
srsgiraffe
http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mr_chang_senor_chang_laugh_spits_milk.gif
SaikyoStyle
Who then died and got turned into a skeleton called Sans.
Bysiyan
But not before he went to an alternate dimension in the body of a teenage boy with psychic powers to destroy giygas.
LemmingAttack
You're such a comic
LosMoa
Stop
BjorktheBrutal
I thought the condo joined the condo fighting league. Where he got the name Condo Slice.