Make me a sandwich.

May 22, 2014 12:08 AM

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Spends all day spewing profanity and abuse at other guys? "Grow up and deal with it". Says one thing to a girl? "OMG SEXIST NERDSHAMING!"

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

This took me a lot longer to figure out than it should have

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not a girl - I'm just a guy who hates playing games with assholes like that. They're not limited to just annoying girls.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had a dream once where I was a pimento-cheese BLT...I didn't question it at the time, but now I wonder

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Awwww, Sandwiches"- Butters

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahhhh I see now

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh man... that awkward silence that follows after you say something. I'm stressing even now and my headset is in the drawer.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Susie, make my empty cereal dish a sandwich (please) !

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gg, Susie.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I had Susie's power. I'd have so many sandwiches.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It has no range limitation. Any politican can be held at ransom, of fear to be turned into cheese TS.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

disregard men, obtain sandwiches.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

...i like Susie

12 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

You should ask her to make you a sandwhich.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ohhh no, im not falling for that one again

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never met a gamer girl online. league of legends, world of tanks, star craft, battlefield, etc and many halo games later. not one.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But how would you know, not everyone uses voice chat. Maybe they are cussing you in teamchat as I speak.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whenever I actually talk while playing I just get accused of being an 8 year old boy ):

12 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

The worst part of growing up a male is when you answer the phone pre-puberty and are mistaken for your mother.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Every so often I still get this... I now put on a gruffly voice when answering the phone until I know who it is...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, granted, the similarities are there and 8 year old boys tend to talk through a mic more often than girls do.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always get told to shut off my voice changer. I just have a deep voice :/

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Turn on your voice changer than... You're making me feel inadequate.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That works too.. ;)

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ugh. What is this 8 year old doing on Imgur, I thought there was a 13yr old or older clause in the terms of service.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I'm not 8.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well... Do you want to be "ate"? *Awkward, suggestive eyebrow wiggle waggle* ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bwahaha~! I knew of your Lucille Ball treasure cove of wonders, but you guard it too well to steal from... until today. *Runs with the gif*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0