DatHotMess

5105 pts · May 19, 2014


I Does anyone read this? Message me if you have. DO IT. ٩(^ᴗ^)۶ Anyway. So, hiiiiii!? My name is Elisabeth but that's awfully long so people just call me Elle.... Or Elsa. That ones becoming more popular since the movie came out. >_>*hrngh* http://i.imgur.com/AeMZNTo.jpg <-- This is me. I'm a divorcé with two kids that's about to get married a second time to her long lost High School crush. (It's been like a Fairy Tail and if you would like to hear about the amazingness just message me) He's a FireFighter and a Gumdo teacher at this Martial Arts Studio. He makes me proud when he goes out on his calls. Sometimes it's even during dinner or sexy times. And sometimes it's a bunch of stupid kids screwing around. You can see why I have the right to be angry at them for taking him away from me. But I'm not... He's amazing and they have no one. During all this wedding planning I had to have surgery to remove half of my Thyroid. Big Cancer scare shook my world for a 2nd time. I had great results and I'm happy to also say my levels are in the normal range so I won't need medicine! Let's see. I'm a Southerner from Arkansas. Sweet as a peach. Natural platinum blonde with one blue eye and one hazel. Thank you Heterochromia. I love Jesus and thy neighbor... No matter who they are. You are all special and if a person wants to marry another person then dammit there shouldn't be an issue! I'm kind of preachy too. lol. I love hard and I hate harder. Set me off and the Irish comes out. I can curse and hit and... I'm not proud of that but it's just something left behind from my previous marriage. u_u ANYHOO. I love comics, video games, action movies, and any electronic you shove in my face. I'm very personable and if you need someone to talk to I'm here. I may not be able to solve your problem but I can lend a judge free ear. ‧⁺◟( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ ) I hope to hear from you soon. Love, Elle

Two of my favorite things combined. Hrngh.

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My dinner date tonight is my 5 year old daughter. I thought I would show her how to make things fancy.

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I dabble in the kitchen a bit... enjoy the food porn.

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Solve all your problems with an orgasm

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Fiance is a Gumdo instructor. MRW I just bought him a deadpool costume for.. things.

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Got my bunny, a dog, and a bear.

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Throwing out some suggestions here

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My baby's gonna be 1 tomorrow. Her big sissy and I made these for her.

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Late Night Imgur is almost here.

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It's my Big Sister's Birthday and she has an unusual obsession with strawberries. Made her this.

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MRW: Friend inform's me that I talk with my hands a lot

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This was a post-op pic, but you can see the partial heterochromia in my right eye. mildlyinteresting.jpg

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User's Reaction When I've informed them I've upvoted everything in their gallery profile.

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In honor of Disney's Maleficent

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I don't even... what?

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I get to marry my best friend soon. He doesnt have an account but he lurks. You're my own personal hero, you've saved so many lives including mine. Forever and ever babe. 08:

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Wolfenstein is out today and I have a copy for ps3

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I'm getting married August 9th. The only thing I've accomplished is the Church and Reception. I don't even have a wedding dress.

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My Maleficent and Mega Charizard t-shirt came in! Forgive the hair I'm shedding a winter coat.

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I'll just sit here consumed in my own happy tears

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MRW: My SO requests I just wear the apron... and only the apron, next time I bake.

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This is for anyone dealing with whatever.

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June 27th Girl Meets World begins, this is quite thrilling for me

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Watermelon Cake

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