RoseNoot
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Sep 9, 2014 12:47 AM
RoseNoot
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Dirtywhore
That folks, is how you play the game.
kantackistan
Oh... my... GOSH. You mean to tell me there's an entire FAMILY living above me AND I NEVER KNEW IT?!
complacency29
Thanks, now I have to get the sims.
FaceOfBeaux
@RoseJaneNoble I love your username!!
RoseNoot
Thanks! Love yours too. Clever.
AngryAndConfused
Shrek is life.
GoddammitMrNoodle
TIL.. I need a painting goblin.
AreYouMadAtMeOrAreYouMadAtUrself
captainredbeard
I can hear their voices in my head!
GadgetFreehan
Thank you
Satantheunicorn
Oh man. I'm a painting goblin.
LiterallyYourMom
Get really good at painting, lure people over, paint their picture, trap them in a room to die, then display the portraits above their urns.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
So... You're like Fritzl?
YoMTVRapz
If you remove the stairs, how do you go downstairs to get the painting?
congratufuckinglations
This is beautifully evil.
iSpeakRussianese
MOTHERLODE that bitch
blushark
Jokes on you, Sims 4 doesn't let you build basements (for now).
GuffTheTough
Just keep feeding him those fish heads. Nobody ever has to know.
pghstitches
This is genius
pappycat
Where does the trash go? Trash cans need to be emptied and taken outside. I am not proud of this knowledge.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhi
I just download the tits and arse mood and make them all have sex.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhi
*mod
Notetacular
Palahniuck would be proud of you.
FuckYourJortsDude
yes. searched for this comment. +1
wolfostrophe
Chuck? What are you referencing?
HindenburgDisaster
The author's dark and morbid, yet so very funny writing style?
elfortunawe
The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas, by Ursula K Le Guin: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ones_Who_Walk_Away_from_Omelas
ULTRAJOE
thanks for that link
beetsbearsbattleship
Just read this last week. Feeling relevant is cool.
pgdave
One of my favorite short stories! It's important that we recognize that our lives are built on the backs of terrible things.
johnste
"Each alone, they go ... they walk ahead into the darkness... they seem toknow where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.”
thefantasticzissou
I'm surprised this doesn't have more points +1 OP!
torhs
Why not Bertram?
ItsAlwaysTimeToDiddle
Like and subscribe, and become Bertram today.
mcboh
glorious post
Moogin
Too bad Sims 4 has no dishwashers.
Simnut94
Sims 4 has a fat lot of nothing
SuharuStormrage
It excels at not having things.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
Gotta love Robbaz.
DickMercenary
Drop the Bert!
MASSIVESPACEMONKEY
.....please be robbaz related....
torhs
It is, it is
JonnyEl
Look up Robbaz on youtube, he did the same thing as well.... Poor, Poor Bertrand.
MASSIVESPACEMONKEY
Yea but now he's a DJ....so he's got that....
jambajuice
I have never played Sims, but I feel like I should.
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
Oh the Simbolism is so deep here I am gonna name it Marianas
pixiemeat
Sounds like an aldous huxley book I read once
YourFavoriteFriend
I did this after seeing this post a while back. Works brilliantly.
drew9000
Is that a police officer sim? I'm on mobile and it looks like Ken cosgrove
sugarlumps
I was thinking the same thing and I'n on PC. Seriously looks just like him!
ROBOT120807
I think it's the main character from LA Noire.
Therm
That's correct.
TheNameIsDavid
http://imgur.com/5RtTKQ2
LoopStricken
I'd paint that goblin.
MisterMike1
Hi, David
TheNameIsDavid
Hi!
YoMeLlamoAquilesBailo
so thats the rich people's secret?
BrassKicker
WE'RE ON TO YOU, OPRAH!
likeabakerikneadthedough
Ye but swap basement with an office cubicle; change the traits (learned) to fear, consumerism, apathy; and insert a hologram of the stairs.
MarquisDeSadeVII
Heh, so they fall down the shaft. I get it.
likeabakerikneadthedough
I was more going for the illusion that if you work hard enough you can be super rich.
sidfromtoystory
pretty much what the title said
YoMeLlamoAquilesBailo
sidfromtoystory
why did you comment it then?
KaesekopfNW
And how is the fridge refilled with no way to get down there?
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Therm
He has all three traits fulfilled.
Carnwennan
All fridges have magical conduits inside them that allows for cooked meals to be stored and retrieved from any fridge.
annasinpajamas
same way you see sim boobies: rosebud.
GasBandit
And how does the trashcan get emptied? I seem to remember my sims having to go around the house gathering garbage from the trash cans.
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
Move the garbage can upstairs, empty it, return it to creepy lair.
astropapi1
The same way they get his paintings out.
frogrexxy
I logged in for the sole purpose of upvoting this single comment.
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
That is one high quality gif. It's glorious.
astropapi1
I had to go crap-diving into Usersub to dig it out. Enjoy it! :)
HughLaurie
In sims 3 you can just drag stuff into the fridge from anywhere in the house. Then just replace stuff that breaks instead of fixing it.
Cruxador
"just replace stuff that breaks instead of fixing it." This happens in real life too.
Tangerine102
just buy him a new one every so often
KaesekopfNW
Touche, sir.
thomasberends
Switch it with the one upstairs and let the people fill it.
KaesekopfNW
Or madam.