samuelmgill
84446
2027
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Dec 5, 2023 9:23 PM
samuelmgill
84446
2027
15
spitfires2000
NGL...
AyatollahBahloni
I wish this great gift for every MAGA.
woozle
squillis
Commentsaboutyourusername
Are you related to Squilliam?
QotU
Would definitely be an eye opener for my mom. She is not one of the good people of the world
Bonnedad
Plagiarizing Dylan here
13StepsToNowhere
"I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes and, just for that one moment, I could be you. Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes ... you’d know what a drag it is to see you." Bob Dylan, 'Positively 4th Street,' 1965
yeahhedugit
Referencing the time after his motorcycle accident when some people abandoned him.
TheOvy
Like a Dylan lyric: "I wish that for just one time, you could stand inside my shoes. And just for that one moment, I could be you. Yes, I wish that for just one time, you could stand inside my shoes. You’d know what a drag it is to see you."
Alistairetheblu
Roqinn
I should hang this up at work in the breakroom.
raineryuzaki
Trough my eyes all you like.
theInfinitelyProlonged
hetherweaversmagic
Sound!
Thefsm
Trough
ButtsFartington
Thanks for saying grace mom, can you pass the mashed potatoes
TheRealR0tb3rt
Speaking facts.
DJWill
If my ex could read, she would be pissed.
Commentsaboutyourusername
DJ play that burn!
DJWill
lol
BennyT1000
Found what I'm putting on my boss's retirement card
MuffinProof
Oh I know... I know.
FloodingWaters
This is basically the ending of Paolini's Inheritance quadrilogy.
Commentsaboutyourusername
I thought it ended with everyone drowning?
FloodingWaters
Nah, i wasn't in it
KaijuMcCitysmash
Literally everyone in my family thinks this about my brother's wife
pinkmansaidthebest
Happiest of Holidays to you.
OCTAVlAN
One man's cunt wife is another man's dream girl.
uthminsta
Hey sis
RSRjarredallen
Ah yes, the street version of the Robert Burns poem "To A Louse" :
"Oh, would some Power the gift give us
To see ourselves as others see us!
It would from many a blunder free us..."
kikichunt
To a *what* now? XD
DoctorPitt
Thanks mom
Fanaticalmoderate
Fantastic
ReelPoop
thanks pop
Agentoatmeal
Yeah, thanks dad. My negative self voice I call my dad voice 🥲
TheUrbanShaman
@BotDrawA dead mom pizza club in yhe style of the show Cheers
BotDrawA
[NSFW] @TheUrbanShaman Here's your drawing of a "dead mom pizza club in yhe style of the show Cheers"
BotDrawA
[NSFW] @TheUrbanShaman Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "dead mom pizza club in yhe style of the show Cheers, in style of Kelly Vivanco, in a tropical island, with palm trees, white sand beaches, and crystal-clear waters, tiki torches, hammocks, and outrigger canoes"
Izlingar
I feel it should be mandatory for people to take classes on morals and ethics growing up. Maybe then there would be less cunty people
axiomatik
Assholes believe they are acting ethically and morally. The worlds religions are filled with self-righteous assholes.
insertwittyjoke
We're sort of trying that in my country and let's just say it's revealed a sharp divide in what everyone believes ethical and moral truth really is.
RevengeIsIceCream
Which country?
insertwittyjoke
Canada
WhoHim
While I agree with the sentiment, there isn't enough societal agreement on what is moral and ethical.
Izlingar
I feel like establishing that it's ok to be different, and it's not ok to force our views and beliefs on other people would be a good start
chicharrone
I've worked in three fairly large school districts that have "social-emotional development" curriculum for K-5. The lessons teach how to deal with feelings, solve problems with others, etc
iusedtodream
Use your words...
JaceArveduin
It'd be easier to make working in the service industry mandatory for a few years.
PandAnomoly
No see, I know plenty of people who worked in retail and Believe it should be hard, so while they hate customers doing it to them, they do it to others immediately after. This wouldn't solve it cus it already doesn't. If you're a cunt you'll stay one until truly humbled by some loss in your life.
GoodMorro
Maybe.. but your wrong with everything
Commentsaboutyourusername
I think his main point is basically fucholia bastards
GoodMorro
Your the only one who got that right
iananimated
'you're'
GoodMorro
I was like whatever… and the bitches whatever’ed
iananimated
...Bitches leaving