sleeperkid
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Sauce: https://x.com/marlene4719/status/1839337590216118751
Sep 26, 2024 8:28 PM
sleeperkid
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Sauce: https://x.com/marlene4719/status/1839337590216118751
stayingalive4life
I’ve gotta give due credit to Trump in picking this guy. He’s at least if not more bat shit crazy than the main man thus Trump is essentially holding the country hostage that if he wins and something were to happen to him, JD would become the POTUS where we better be on our knees praying nothing bad will happen to Trump.
PauliePlaysPoorly
What focus groups are these people using, to come up with talking points like this?
SnoopyDancing
no woder trump picked him
pkfyre
So weird.
AZRAELSBLADE
ThatRaccoonGuy
You don't have to be smart or capable. Just be into weird shit so you might hopefully have some heavy dirt on somebody rich, and ride them to success.
The8obman
So he's moved on from couches to car seats
JinxRocks
https://youtu.be/a4iJNSZoUFM?t=2483 - Hilarious mockery of Republicans and Vance at the Springfield Ohio City Commission Meeting (I think they are comedians, its hilarious)
Clockworkdancerobot
The Donald Trump tactic of saying ridicuous shit that constantly clogs the airwaves continues. they ALL do this shit
OneUniverse
Trump probably wouldn't last 4 years, leaving JD Vance as president.
QueefMalone
mrscharmingmotherfucker
Sofa King Tired
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
I don’t even want to know what this is all about. Fuck JD Vance.
artie500
He needs to clarify that explicitly!
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
Foxplay
People would have more kids if they had more free time and money.... its really that simple
teamsloth
HelpTheWretched
He's always so angry about the bullshit he's bullshitting. Like it's the End of White America or something if he loses.
Wiesel2000
finstad4
Dumbass
billycakers
That's my main concern when considering having a child
DeanOMiite
If they'd repeal those damn car seat laws we wouldn't need all the abortions! /s
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
So he fucks couches, but not car seats. Got it. Nice to know he has standards.
TeamSpicyTacos
My pediatrician wife just did a spit take on this. She's having a seizure right now over it and I'm gonna sue the pants off of vance
mutingisforcowardsandsycophants
The few things the government does right are always the problem. It's never wages, guns, racism, poverty, medical access, rent, housing, all of that is just individuals making bad decisions and not working hard enough, according to conservatives.
No, laws seeking to keep children alive in car accidents, that must be the problem. Because it's government.
daychilde
Why do we even *have* this orphan crushing machine?
wobblecopterrrr
i mean.. technically people would have to make more replacements...
helterskeltr
came into the comments to say basically this!
HolySmackersMilkAndCrackers
Yes, the seats, that's exactly why I decided not to have children. He hit that nail on the head.
gaggmaggot
yes I`m 64 with no kids--it was a stickler for me too
evilspock
Heh. Donny is senile, but JD is just a moron.
amb1021
I think he's incredibly weird and very insulated, at least until recently, from anyone willing to tell him he's weird. He's so weird that he doesn't know he's weird, so doesn't know to keep it on the DL. My brother is that way.
evilspock
I get it, but there's more to it than simply weird. It's like JD has a lack of empathy/understanding/curiosity and doesn't get how what he says is off-putting and alien.
Remember when we bagged on Dan Quayle for not being able to spell "potato"? I miss those days.
amb1021
Well he's also a shameless inveterate liar and probably a sociopath.
invaderjak
If trump manages to get elected, this moron WILL pull out the 25th amendment to remove him and take power for himself
amb1021
It's much harder to boot a POTUS using the 25th than impeachment AND conviction, which as we know failed in Trump's case, twice. I think he's hoping more for Trump to die.
scoutMoonDiver
A vote for Trump is a vote for a JD Vance presidency.
amb1021
Pretty much. Trump seems unlikely to make it through 4+ more years.
skwint
Why though? It's all about hate but ... I can't work out who they are trying to hate here?
Duckgooser
Big child seat
RevolutionOnHerLips
...woke!
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
It's more signaling to the anti-government nuts, it doesn't actually mean anything.
Tumescentpie
Applying logic to this child eater isn't recommended.
paddleup
Poor people and idiots that hate the government unless it's telling minorities or women what to do
evilspock
Kids?
dbbbbs
Government regulations. Unless of course it is about who you want to sleep with.
mrpink83
Privatize everything so they pay more while government makes things cheaper? What? That's what boggles my mind.
mrpink83
It's a conundrum.
dbbbbs
Wrapped in an enigma
PballQhead
Government "overregulation".
His thesis is that people aren't having more kids because you can only fit maybe 3 car seats in a vehicle, as opposed to piling eleven loose crotch goblins in the back of a Ford Squire wagon.
GenesisNynja
Yeah, that’s it. Not the price gouging making feeding your kids unaffordable, it’s the car seats.
joot78
Or even just women having control over their bodies now, and not wanting 11 little fuckers to feed.