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Best thing I've ever found on reddit.
Apr 21, 2018 1:23 PM
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Best thing I've ever found on reddit.
FeebleMousetrapPlusOneVsGiant
I put crackers in my soup. Apparently I also eat children and live under a bridge.
pzummo
Wait. People don’t chew their soup? You just, swallow it?
drakewarnock
If it's something that has very little in it, like Miso soup, sometimes I'll just drink it without the spoon or anything.
DenverCoderIX
My granny insists on that everyone should chew every bit of food thoroughly, even if it's soup or ice cream. Most of my relatives (she /1
DenverCoderIX
included) eat like cavemen and tend to choke on their meals, so I guess it makes sense to insist upon it. /2
LTCmdrTomDodge
itmeanspeaceamongworlds
I chew soup too. It's food, not a drink.
jrarcoiris
Isn't that what all people have?
iBangYourFace
You know your food is too watery when this dude starts too chug it.
justhereforvoting
think it's more about taste than consistency
notalurker777
I now plan ln chewing soup until somebody says something to me
SpodgyTwoSugars
Will you wear a monocle as you're doing it?
notalurker777
Of course
davidthemonkey
but that would involve other people being around you :o
notalurker777
There might be a flaw in my plan.
Morg729
But what if you start but can't stop?
threecheersforsweetrevenge
I was about to say that. If you choose to consciously do something for an elongated period of time it could become a habit.
EIonMusk
And it could cost you your loved ones
samsonguy920
If they can't handle the way I chew my soup, then I am better off.
buttshredder
I sometimes blow on my ice cream. Brain just thinks, "this is very temperature!" and there you go.
ProbablyNotMegatron
Looks at wife “We need soup” Wife looks at me “Why” With the most serious look I’ve ever had on my face “Gotta know if I’ve been chewing it”
Kage197
I have a strange feeling that you are a Walther P38 in disguise, I'm not sure why though..
kashmirjay
I love Imgur. It's where I find out I'm not the only freak who 'chews' things such as soup. Also, yogurt.
spacecadet12
And applesauce
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Not sure about soup, cuz there’s usually stuff in it, but yes yogurt. I will gag on it after a while because you can’t really chew it.
IWouldDoThings
Yeah you can't just swallow those things. Ice cream, yogurt, applesauce... -chew.
kashmirjay
Agreed with applesauce. Add: pudding.
Wyotee
How many times does he have to chew it before his brain considers it "chewed?"
RicksterMax
Let's ask Mr. Owl...Three.
danielsdesk
Asking the important questions
drakewarnock
I can't comment on soup, but I chew stuff like pudding and usually it's about 3-ish. Like the chewing moves some toward the back of the 1/
drakewarnock
2/ mouth gradually and when enough is back there you just swallow.
TitanKyojin
I fuckin do this sometimes with those little pudding cups you can get. You don't need to chew, you can just slurp it up but nope brain's 1/2
TitanKyojin
Like, "Yes sir this is something that needs to be chewed nom nom nom." 2/2
verygoodartsi
doctors give me shit because i cant swallow pills they say put it in ice cream ,bitch i chew ice cream, you swallow it whole wtf?
FrozenFoodGuy
Have you tried putting them in yoghurt perhaps?
EroticZombiePants
I chew ice cream. It allows you to eat it faster, thus resulting in more delicious ice cream.
itsdotcom
My teeth hurt just reading that, I'm impressed/horrified.
mtallmen184
I take a spoonful and place it upside down on my tongue so that the ice cream melts all over my tongue
mebe21
I stir it up until it's like soft-serve in my bowl (unless it's a flavor with chunks of stuff in it).
drakewarnock
I do that sometimes too but even then I still chew it. I chew regular soft serve too.
drakewarnock
Everyone thinks it's weird that I chew pudding and ice cream. My dad chews his coffee. Sometimes people are just weird.
cousteau
Mom chews candy.
RicksterMax
Does anyone else sneeze when they look at the sun?
RicksterMax
My sneezes usually come in threes. It'll be one, two...wait for it...three.
Kasgx
Brother! Whenever I feel a sneeze coming I always look at a lamp or slightly off at the sun to trigger it. Brother-in-law does it too.
cousteau
No, only you. (Yes, I think everybody does. I once read an explanation but I forgot. Some sort of nervous short-circuit.)
intergalactic1ness
I read it as”I chew soap”, it was a whole nutha ride.
itsprollyfine
My father does this.
jaystreetink
https://m.imgur.com/r/HighQualityGifs/JqYTmjn
Mika96
Sometimes I blow on very cold drinks. I guess my brain thinks that works for both too hot and too cold...
DoctorChronic
ElioNope
If you have a quirk like this and want to change, see a psychotherapist. Someone I know does that work and would like the "innocent" issue.
HelieKing
The worst part is he chews with his mouth open
cousteau
https://media.giphy.com/media/PAujV4AqViWCA/giphy.gif
whyisthissohot
Do you chew cum or slurp it?
IfeedSquirrels
Depends on how high the sperm count is.
4x4play
3am afterhours and we all go to perkins trashed. My order comes before everyone else and in my head "Did I really order soup?"
4x4play
Proceed to eat the WORST COLD soup i've ever had. I just think it probably didn't go well with all the tequila shots we were doing at d bar
4x4play
everyone's food is delivered same time and i get a big salad. the soup was italian dressing for 3 of us that ordered salad.
Toplanetrash
jesus fucking christ lol
donttrustthemoon
I blow on ice cream the same way I do with hot food. Have no idea why I do this.
superhans1988
OMG so do I!! Glad I’m not the only one! Can we be friends?
donttrustthemoon
Sure thing! I thought I was just being weird, but here we are.
superhans1988
Yeah my brain just automatically thinks it’s hot and I need to cool it down. It’s fucking ice cream brain it already is cool!’n
donttrustthemoon
Maybe we're just trying to heat it up, to avoid brain freeze.
superhans1988
Sound logic right there!
Lcpl4life2
I was waiting for him to tie it into how his father beat him with jumper cables.
infectsall665
ObliqueRay
Gotta love how people are always posting this, but meanwhile dumb puns never get old...
infectsall665
killermenpl
BlackPengu
I’m so happy i’ve seen this comment
axolotl666
Mine is I can't stop saying sorry, and I constantly give in to people.
cousteau
"Dude, can't you please stop saying sorry? It's annoying"
axolotl666
Yeah, exactly like that! And then I say "Sorry, I'll stop it next time" then I realize...
cousteau
Haha, I knew it! Happens to me sometimes.
Idolwild
I chew soup. There. I said it.
FsImgur
No soup for you!
itsybitsykitsy
Well done @Idolwild, admitting you’ve got a problem is the first step towards recovery.
blerpyblerp
I chew soup and pudding
Flowtotheflo
Me too
imnotyourpalBuddy
Matty80 has already said it. Explicitly.
angrypretzel
I chew it as well, smoothies too
Tmissfrizzle
We aren't alone
pookieeatworld
It seems like you'd bite your tongue a lot doing this...
JuliaKawanova
I chew every mouthful like one or two times, not sure if that's chewing but I thought it was normal.
WolnyLogin
Hi @Idolwild Thanks for sharing.
SlicedPotat
I'm so happy to see more people chewing soups and milkshakes and smoothies!! I feel so much better
BilldeTurlock
Gesundheit
EIonMusk
TheGuyWithTheAppleTattoo
I chew soup as much as I chew yoghurt
CatsAreAwesomeLikeFantasy
I do this to, it just feels weird to swallow without chewing.
scuttleKrab
I don’t chew it but I do swish it around my mouth, which I don’t really do with drinks. If your teeth are chomping down though that’s...
threecheersforsweetrevenge
I do that with Jello. Like, I chew it and then swish it between my teeth until it's essentially liquid.
LizzyMcGuire
Yuuuup
sergeanttbag
That's the only way to eat jello
Rensome
Yep, i kinda knew i wasnt the only one. I think it also has something to do with flavors. Your taste buds get alot more flavor out of it.
WarmButteryCopPorn
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
PuffyTheAirBagSnake
I eat so much hot soup that I instinctively blow on any food on a spoon. Yes, ice cream too.
TheEdmontonMan
AxellTheDragon
Lol, there's a saying in Romanian exactly about that: "He who got burned with soup, blows in yoghurt too."
Lepiment
In French we have: 'A cat burned by hot water will fear cold water' :)
TheBreadlord
Would you answer to any of those questions differently? I'll happily take responses from any of ya weirdos :D
rivenwhistle
I do too. And milkshakes.
ChokolateLovin
I do chew milkshakes and smoothies now that I think about it
Corrodias
I expect that it's a good way to experience the flavor more than you would just sipping or chugging it.
annbonny
I chew applesauce, mashed potatoes, etc. I also chew soup. You are not alone.
MaouSenkrad
I do the same, also with yogurt.
robthelob20
Ditto, minus the soup