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Because we're all going to die anyways.
Jun 4, 2016 5:07 AM
Snowblind176
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Because we're all going to die anyways.
coffeemadness
Good. Equal opportunity mocking.
TylerTax
Belive it or not trump is actually against wars and hillary and bernie have voted for war in the past
SirSlappywag
You're... you're not wrong... +1
tinyFiretruck
Facts check out...
FuckTheRepostPolice
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Even Trump is a lizard man?! The camera saw the skin suit change!
rossalupus
Its the kenesian economists belief that "in the long run, we are all dead"
Biccolo
*if we elect Bernie sanders he might die in office
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
First one dying of natural causes?
Sheeeeeit
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2016!
TheWombatStrikesAgain
At least he had the good sense to find the smart guy and put him in charge.
Magicmat
ha ha great reference! (and much better than the actual options)
Gsxs1000
Peace through nuclear annihilation, there's plenty of time for intelligence to evolve before he Sun goes Nova.
HoriOri
1.It won't go nova but it will render earth uninhabitable within 1b years, some estimates are as low as 250k years for complex life
HoriOri
2. Also the fossil fuels that powered the industrial revolution aren't renewable thanks to fungi, so we're the best chance life has of
HoriOri
3. getting off this planet.
OhThisGuyAgain
If we drink water, we are all going to die
ParanoidWithGoodCause
it's the oxygen, it's poisonous and is very slowly killing us all.
WhiskyPrince
#smod2016
SpoilersAreAPathToTheDarkSide
I cast my vote for the Salt crown. What is dead may never die.
catcherintherye
What is dead may never die.
JOX4
To be fair trump is the least worse option. The other one is a Marxist and the other on is a criminal.
RubenPozzi
What's wrong with being marxist?
RubenPozzi
Well first of all marxism doesn't mean USSR. At all. It's completely another thing. And then Sanders isn't a Communist, he's a socialist
RubenPozzi
And then socialism worked out pretty well for many states, like Sweden or Danmark. Ever heard of welfare state?
Hybris51129
In short its 2016 not 1916 the world has seen this movie and it doesn't end well for anyone.
JOX4
Everything!
ThermoNuke
I'm voting for Trump so I can watch the world burn. Maybe if I survive I can help rebuild a new world.
Knivz
Gary Johnson! we will also die but Gary!
saxuality3
Johnson wants to force Jewish bakers to make Nazi cakes. I wanted AP4LP. Still do. Might write him in.
BabyFartMan
"So my choices are ...or death?" -Eddie Izzard
MrPredator
ZeldaFanNr1
Valar Morghulis
catcherintherye
Valar dohaeris
FuckKnows
Elect me, I promise my passport isn't Kenyan.
FuckKnows
...Or American...
beerire
Voting for my mom. She kept me from killing myself when I was little. Plus the bastards on the ticket suck.
MajorHeadass
Bernie needs to go back to Econ 101
thanatos777
Yeah, because the supply-side bullshit we've been doing for the last forty years has gone *SO* well.
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Yup.
rocketman89
OK, expert, who's taken Econ 101. Explain why everything he has said is wrong and everything Hillary/Trump has said isn't. You have 140 char
MajorHeadass
When the hell did I said Hillary and Trump are right?
erowud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgq2lPA9tU0 I can only lead you to water, it is your responsibility to drink it.
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
This is only possible thanks to the NHS, which like it's private counterparts offers a better service for less money. Still Americans like 2
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
Happy to tell me I 'have no choice' I will happily show him what condition care from a proper healthcare system leaves me in 6/
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
Instead I'm alive, another year I might even be back on my feet and working. And if I ever meet a man like Milton Freidman 5/
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
I'm from the Uk, private care is available, has no deductible, is cheaper, has no co-pay and offers a higher standard of care than the usa
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
To pretend they do everything best. Millions without insurance? That must be a choice! Never discussed is why they may be left no choice 3/
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
Me unable to work. I would have had no choice but to kill myself or leave my loved ones destitute, no choice worth defending 4/
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
By beating them into the socialised pavement for the sickening perverse arrogance that money should decide if I live or not 7/
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
I have had a serious bout of illness in the past, the treatments I was given and the ongoing care would be unaffordable even as they leave l
Howtogrowwood
Elect me and were all gonna die
schurkyjerky
Vermin supreme ftw guys
Clemptor
Nawww, Beef Supreme
LLCoolBeans
A pony for every American
appaismyspiritanimal
Gary Johnson 2016!
dennydorko
mynameisntfuckinwarren
Elect me. I promise that none of you will ever die.
Oneof2Things
Shop lifffffter
falloutmonk
Will you make me into a robot spaceship that will roam the stars until the heat death of the universe?
fusk
Well not in our lifetimes at least..
Tunsofun
Yeah ok Hillary, we know its you, stop lying !
juststout
Spoken like a true politician
SilentAitch
Wait. Does this apply to non-US residents?
mynameisntfuckinwarren
The only citizenship that matters is IMGURIAN citizenship!
SilentAitch
Then you've got my vote sir!
ThompsonwithaP
So, Warren, tell us why you should be President?
conTrollingyou
supporters never die
cheeseguy3412
Do you have a zombie survival plan? How about a strategy for fighting the evils of tooth decay? Can I have a pony?
jackpkmn
Nice try, but you know humans don't count it if your soul has been ripped apart and your sanity is gone.
heghmoh
Can you imagine if a wizard ran for office with a platform of I'll give the entire world immortality if you elect me? Even if he was a dick
RollerMobsterInc
That's exactly what someone who will kill us all would say.......
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
EVER
mmmmmmShaiHulud
Vampire! Probably.
Heartsutra0323
Empire records??
mynameisntfuckinwarren
"I don't feel the need to explain my art to you."
noblespaceplatypus
I only vote for people named Fuckin Warren
neomort
I'll vote for you, but only if you double down on this ridiculous promise.
mynameisntfuckinwarren
Okay. Fine. You'll never die AND....... you get a pony.
bulldogmurph
All men must die.
pasturama
Finally, someone attacking the real issues that plague the Everyman! You've got my vote.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
And my axe!
sneef
Anyone who promises me immortality has my vote.
spookmeister
Yo, but what are you gonna do when our galaxy crashes into the Andromeda galaxy? Just float in space and become a God like Bender?
OnyZ
That event will be mostly unnoticeable, other than a whole lot more stars visible in the sky. Galaxies are very sparse, on average.
HighImpactSexualViolence
Pshh, I'll be a better god than Bender ever even considered being.
TheBananaTrain
But what about people who want to die.
bitterandcynical
No good freeloaders, just lying around while us living people do all the work.
mynameisntfuckinwarren
Fuck them. Fuckin quitters!
namestotallynotmark
And my names totally not mark
CatIRS
Promise of immortality is a big promise
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
I don't believe you.gif
Kendo2710
I'm not listening to you, Warren...
whiplashmtb
This is the kind of promise Politicians make when they're running for office...
attack193
That's the premise of the transhumanist presidential candidate, um, Istvan Zoltan.
C0mtraya
As long as I don't have to erect you.
GunslingerGonzo
No scientific evidence to confuse my American mind? You've got my vote!
imyourzer0
There's no tiiiiiiiiiime for us...
mynameisntfuckinwarren
Theeeere's no plaaace for us.....
honeyham420glazeit
MissArnie
Dan and tomska!
SaintClass
It's like voting for which STD you want
lilbirbs
#kanye2020
RachelOqu
It's the douchebag or turd sandwich? Can't win either way.
gingerloaf
berns when you pee
rubbarz
Hillmydia and Trumporrhea
RevenantQDMG
I was rooting for a Bernie in the beginning, but he showed himself to be foolish. Trump is alright, but his stuff seems too good to be true.
jfb43
But I don't want all 3 to be elected...
Batonrougeisnotsobad
That is a most appropriate and succinct way to describe how I feel. I needed that validation.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Honestly it doesn't matter who becomes president because they're not the ones making the laws. But Trump would be end-stage syphilis
Wastyvez
POTUS has a massive impact on foreign policy and international relations though, and a Trump presidency would be a diplomatic nightmare.
FirefighterCaboose
Oh trust me it was a bad idea
wideeyedilluminations
I hope the last 4 years changed your mind about this. A president that believed in science would have had a better response to Covid.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Trump is still end-stage syphilis, Bernie still didn't stand a chance and Hillary wasn't a good fit either. I'm glad Biden won tho.
Mikefreakinhart
I would rather die happy tho! VOTE TRUMP
thisplaceisnotforyou
Look everybody! I found the racist idiot!
Mikefreakinhart
This place is not for you
thisplaceisnotforyou
http://imgur.com/5XNfYVM
Mikefreakinhart
Keep on upload bro! It's going well for ya
thisplaceisnotforyou
http://imgur.com/Oa8aVJU
Dunk550
Bernie is the only one that stands for something
TheFeralDog
Yea, higher taxes
ZVanderberg
Yeah, because the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy did wonders.
zigzagler
Or just properly allocated taxes and cuts to things that don't need quite so much money.
TheFeralDog
lol you love the kool aid
zigzagler
Good rebuttal. Funny how imgur did a 180 with him- first it was like "HE'S THE CHANCE WE NEED" then it's "lol silly old man can't economics"
TheFeralDog
Yea, they became informed after researching...might want to try it
ProbablyCrazier
I'm Canadian, I'm just going to crack a beer and watch you burn.
degaz
"I'm so glad our side of the boat doesn't have the hole in it!"
VideoNotes
I'm drink to that...when I get out of camp. Dam dry camps.
neomort
You know your country is literally burning now, right?
GrImmgur
God damn it. It was going to be so fucking clever too. You got here first, so here's my upvote.
onlyhalfghost
Yeah, so if you could send some marshmallows to roast, that'd be great; we're running out.
titwrench
https://imgur.com/FxemQcX
ProbablyCrazier
I'm from Alberta, yeah, I know.
neomort
I was born in Red Deer. How far up are you? How's the air there?
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ProbablyCrazier
Edmonton, not so far
codekeeper
Can I come stay on your couch? I cook very well, clean, can fix almost any computer issue known to man, and I have a pretty nice beard.
ProbablyCrazier
You just described me... Uh... OK?
ProbablyCrazier
Not contractually binding OK... I'd have a beer with you though.
codekeeper
Sweet. I can also DM pathfinder and 3.5. I do passive voices as well.
codekeeper
Passable*
Spice002
If we go down, we're taking you with us, you damn maple-sucking frenchie.
ProbablyCrazier
Sir, I take offense! I'm from Alberta, the Texas of the North!
AdmiralForeplay
Oh god, Texas is going to catch wind of this and there will be a war between Canadian Texas and American Alberta. This is not good.
akmarksman
You'd be safe in Fort McMurray..
circlebreaker
I've been laughing daily for months and months and months... it just doesn't get less funny.
ncbluek9
Canada. Burn. Too soon.
Dontacceptsweetsfromstrangers
Blame Canada, blame Canada ♪♫
cr4sh0verride
Amusing you think there's any significant insulation across that imaginary line. Our fates a closely tied, friendo.
ProbablyCrazier
Have you seen our ridiculously good looking, pot smoking Prime Minister?!
snowman520182
You mean the one who gets angry at the idea of shaming those who mutilate genitals in the name of religion? The same one one who uses 1/2
snowman520182
Facile " current year" arguments to explain his need to fill his cabinet with a 50/50 gender split, rather than just using the most 2/3
snowman520182
Qualified candidate. That prime minister? Look, the U.S. might be fucked, but don't look down your nose at it. Your shit stinks like ours3/3
Fielderism
you are one of those people who voted for him because of that aren't you
RuiFigueirinha
You seem like you hate your family
GirthBrookss
What an odd response