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It wasn't me
MJei
My photography teacher showed me the recreated pictures gift. She turned it into a phot assignment :(
burrderr
Jesus does not speak of his own accord
NobodyExpectsTheSpanishInquistion
LANflair
IVE SEARCHED ALMOST EVERY COMMENT AND NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE FLAPJACK CAT, WHY?!
InigoMontoyas1stsword
They're just rabbits...DOH https://31.media.tumblr.com/b05cf52c576b49c4b017b479cddfb765/tumblr_mjangycz9q1s5lf2ro1_500.gif
bdub7032000
Best d ever!
Maldraek
#23 "I...I didn't know, Susan. How was I supposed to know!?"
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Damn those bearded brothers are fine
UnicornofPeril
Hot AND thoughtful. A winning combination.
blackbenetavo
I hate these 20-years-later picture recreation things.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
I like it when they include hot boys
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
NO
regregex
NO FUCKING S
Rivet95
The first one is a dude, yet the cartoon is a girl.
freelove
I'd like the recipe for the dickpops, please
BabyBrachydios
#42 wolfenstien anyone?
NballardPDX
willowhoot
Treblaine
What Would Jesus Drive?
PresidentialRoboHobo
For he did not speak of his own accord
willowhoot
Wake up sheeple. The shepherd is coming.
Iosephus
CoolSnackChris
"What kinda car you got Jesus?" "That's not important man"
trippintherift
Actually I'm pretty sure the BEST way to a mans heart is via the left infrasternal angle directed towards the left shoulder.
rufio42
Melania seems to be thinking "How did my life get like this?!"
BtownMountain
I never understood why every college doesn't let you wear whatever. I paid a shitload of money to graduate, I make the rules now
BigRedMonkeyButts
Spunkrat2019
#17 Wait what.
ProxyPlayerHD
OR HE DIE
Pikachu88888
#16 well it does say in the Bible that "Jesus spoke not of his own Accord..."
asm80dfa8sdfj
It's all about being humble. Or shameful. Not sure which.
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
UltraLincoln
Someone's never seen Watership Down. Rabbits are fucking brutal.
JoshuaCM0408
Love that movie. It's right up there with the secret of nihm
imhoots
The book is a good read. I discovered it in college then the animated movie came out and it sort of spoiled it. But, yes, parts are brutal.
iscasaci
Were those bunbuns or hares though?
CoolSnackChris
Or the holy grail
somethinginthecorner
Sure the cats that have been dating a year are cute, but did you see that food? I would date that food. For a year. Or twelve.
SedativeComet
#18 I can't tell if he's bragging or complaining
HollowOfLondor
http://imgur.com/i5zkSkD
Gunz77
If it was me in that situation, I'd be bragging for sure.
Cheomesh
Complaining. I use the same kind of phrase for solving simple shit at work.
LonelyBrannigan
Complaining I think
PunnyPunenstein
pretty sure the secret dog meetings are just about whats better belly rubs or head scratches
TeamSpicyTacos
Well, Jesus was all about the poor, did you think he was gonna pull up in a G6???
ReturnofthePLK
And he was humble too. For he did not speak of his own Accord.
OneNeoEon
Anytime some talks bible and cars i am reminded of an old joke. What car did God drive? 1/2
OneNeoEon
For "he drove adam and eve out of the garden in his Fury."
TeamSpicyTacos
he drove a plymouth???
DerangedMoosh
I am impressed you have a gorilla to drop.
IIIIlllllIIIIlllIIIlIIllIlIlIlIlIIIIlll
No they dropped a dead meme into a good dump.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
it was the kid they dropped.
sarenasaurus
You don't say.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
I did say.
Buckbeak1486
Not gonna lie... Captain Australia is sexy.
SomeCrazyNerd
I think there's something wrong with us.
Buckbeak1486
Hey, I find Driders (Elf, or human, from the waist up and Spiders or Scorpions from the waist down) sexy, too.
UnicornofPeril
I've literally been playing a video game about gay Orcs, Sasquaches, Werewolves and Demons. I can't judge.
Buckbeak1486
What game? Sounds marvelous! Is it strictly M/M?
UnicornofPeril
Bastard Bonds on Steam. You can play as a female character and there are succubi, jorogumo etc. (almost all monsters are recruitable) (1/2)
Beargasm
I am the brutally honest bisexual friend.
RoxanneLaWin
Me too. I think it's our brutal honesty that gets us into bisexuality.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Actually, it should be apathetic asexual. But I'm not asexual /:
AngryBritishDude
As am I well I would be, if I had friends left.
NotABunnyRabbit
Rate my crap selfie, brother.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
In my experience, brutally honest is often just an excuse people use to be inconsiderate assholes.
Beargasm
The trick is knowing when to be brutally honest and when it's time to just shit the fuck up.
Rowee
I have a sarcastic ace friend & I'd be the pissed off pan friend.
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
Sarcastic lesbian male here.
Hummingbirdbandit
And I am the pissed off pansexual friend. Together, we are... the Gayvengers.
nuthinbuttherain
same hey
Pipecleaner61
Varys from GoT is the sarcastic asexual friend.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Can there be one for apathy? Something involving loving boobs and kissing women but not liking the vagina? (yay spectrums)
22ndCenturyTransient
I am too on even days.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Basically me
abeardedblacksmith
I am the politely disinterested/generally aloof straight man.
twerkinwhitegirl
Me too
MoreDonutsPerDonut
Same
eightcastles
Same..
razetherunner
i'm the sarcastic asexual friend, but not intentionally. well, the sarcasm is intentional, but the other bit... that's because i hate people
jayefrost
I'm actually bi but yeah, i can't stand people enough to date.
Sehnsuchts
Aces unite! There are dozens of us!
dave41666
username hopefully checks out. go on..
Countercheck
ayyy
lizardbones
Who needs a friend group when you can just be all of them yourself
Beargasm
I think that's called schizophrenia.
IGuessIReallyLikePoniesThen
You actually don't have multiple personalities when you suffer from schizophrenia. That's a common misconception.
Beargasm
No, but all the voices or "friends" in your head was the joke, not personalities.
UnderstandsAnimeBetterThanLife
I am.. no friends
Beargasm
Hey, I only have 3 friends. 6 if you count my wife and kids...
UnderstandsAnimeBetterThanLife
Oh those count? Then I have 3 friends!
Beargasm
TheCalvinintheWoods
May I borrow your services?
Beargasm
What services do you require?
hotdudecurator
Bet you can guess what services I require... ;)
Beargasm
Anal karate punch fisting?
hotdudecurator
HAHAHA ok, well you may not be as good of a guesser as I originally thought
DeadMoonDave
I'm a brutally honest straight guy.
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
Sarcastic asexual guy here. So, where is next meeting?
B4k4Black
I'm just an asshole
ImBrutallyHonest
me too.
waltjrimmer
I'm just a horribly awkward straight dude. ... Uh, so... I think I'll just go now, then. Uh, yeah. Bye. Uh, bye. Yep.
TheEmperorDarthSidious
I am the snarky guy who has "feelings" somtimes.
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
We got you fam, don't worry
Alberto0
Inb4 cis scum comments
boredomboredomboredom
Roger roger
RyanBall1
Sector clear.
Alberto0
Iseewhatyoudidthere