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ondenbluocho
Savages!!
TranceEnding
That wrist compass looks cool
ChiefLooongDong
Damn, hopefully some lotion...
nineonethree
All dem grammars.
boobcat
it's authored prose, this is the vanguard of English. They ain't slaves to your "Rules"
Krrrypt
For fucks sake, moisturize your hands!!!!!
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
We ain't promised shit!
CydonianCyborg
Promise rings are so stupid. They say: I want to be with you forever! But I'm not proposing yet. 1/2
CydonianCyborg
It doesn't really show any commitment, therefore making the entire thing pointless. 2/2
ActuallyKarl
That watch looks fake as hell tho
boobcat
The next ones for the stink.
LiamW1337
Gucci watch, and two diamond rings, but a toyota? Mmmm no priorities.
s1rweeze
Is that a slight against Super Nintendo? Go suck your mother's two dicks in hell
iseeyoushiverwithantici
PhiIIipJFry
YourBoyWeNotSocks really doesn't want to just let this go
kermie92
Who wears two rings on neighboring fingers? Won't they clink together!?!?
Notme68
Only if you use your hands to do actually do anything.
laubenmafal
If you're getting a promise ring... You're probably not old enough to be engaged
AlexDuos
That poor girl.
AbraCadaverz
People still give promise rings???
daummy
Maybe I'm weird but I got my gf a promise ring because I don't have the money for a legit engagement ring.
Atria
Awe man. I have a promise ring, then again it's more of a birthday gift. Yeah...I'll go with that. Either way I love it.
horrorhoe
I considered buying my gf one , just because I don't have money for the wedding not because I'm not committed. I think it's a good gift.
SoDoneWithYourShite
"You know what's next"....yeah, probably a car crash
CthulhuCups
I thought promise rings were only for children who're too young to get married. Seeing this on what appears to be an adult is concerning.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Gucci watches are all made by Fossil. Dude knows she's all about appearances than substance, and used it against her. Twice.
hawkfan0824
lol Gucci watch and driving a Toyota...
Notme68
Toyota does put out some pretty nice cars, too. And reliable next to maybe Honda.
Jakalope
Lookin at my Gucci it's about that time
TheCarolingian
And she has a Gucci watch that's big enough to club baby seals to death with.
Angylika
But does she use it to tell time, or go, "This is a Gucci Watch." I am going to go w/ #2, as she was dumb enough to accept two promise rings
bittergiraffe
Driving a Toyota.
LieselSkywalker
"Gucci" watch.
TheCarolingian
Upon closer inspection, you are correct. A genuine, bona fide "Gucci" watch.
scarlettfluff
Boyfriend: Can't afford the wedding ring, but I will give her a couple of promise rings and keep her waiting abit longer.
PinkSpongebob
for most it's a 'promise' to save your virginity to each other until your wedding night.
Opportunist
More like 'no intention of marrying her'.
mikeatike
I thought it meant she got rings from 2 different guys.
TraDrae13
Same here
goawayleafyvegetable
Me too
goawayleafyvegetable
Me too
HighPriestOfCera
me too friend
goawayleafyvegetable
Me too
goawayleafyvegetable
Me too
LargeHoman
Same herr
GreaterDog
γδΈγγ₯
BADT0UCH
Next ring is anal
aTALLwhiteperson
It better be for how much thoes 2 rings and watch cost
sandshoesman
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.
JaegerBombster
Dont forget to moisturize stink wrinkles
whatupmyknitters
omg stink wrinkles +1
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BADT0UCH
You win
gotwoodhead
Never seen that, needed it
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Had to go to True Love Waits as a teen and got a promise ring. Promising my purity to Jesus. Anyone else have to do this or am I the only
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Loser on the beach!?
iseeyoushiverwithantici
No you're not alone. Those were some awkward years of my life.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
So did u.....wait?
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
I did for a long time. My dad was going through cancer and my moms entire attention was on him so I felt pretty lonely. Decided to 1/2
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Lose the v-card just to get it out of the way. One night stand and I regret it a lot. But I was a pretty mixed up girl. I was 19
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Well if it makes u feel any better I don't really remember my 1st time. Wasn't drunk it just wasn't that memorable I guess
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
I'm sorry. I feel it should always feel memorable and mean something but I'm a hopeless romantic
getoffmyprofileswan
Promise ring basically means he's covering up for something. Probably banged her sister.
metzershmit
Twice by the looks of it.
notinitforthepoints
Thatsmyfetish
Taarguson
And that is how it's done
octavalpanda
30 minutes or less?
IMakeAlternativeFacts
Hot Rod
getoffmyprofileswan
I think so. Is that the one where he decides to kill his father for inheritance while getting a lap dance?
octavalpanda
Yes. I think he kills him the the next scene after your gif
Jacques2298
This is 100% Hot Rod
getoffmyprofileswan
Is it? I drink too much.
Jacques2298
I also drink too much but Hot Rod is my favourite movie I've seen it like 12 times
Killertortilla
What the cunting shit is a promise ring...
PinkSpongebob
for most it's a 'promise' to save your virginity to each other until your wedding night. Gif unrelated
wafflesmcwafflestein
"I 'promise' that someday I wont be broke as shit/ too immature/ planning to leave you/ all of the above, so please stick around until then"
Killertortilla
The cunt is the point of that?
whatupmyknitters
for my brother and his now-wife it was a religious thing. i think it made their premarital sex okay? not sure though. stupid as hell.
PinkSpongebob
I don't know about you, but for most it's a 'promise' to save your virginity to each other until your wedding night.
whatupmyknitters
generally speaking, yeah. in their case it was a little (a lot) too late for that.