Another season in retail in the books. Celebratory cigar in order. Merry Christmas everyone!
So excited right now.
My 12th....Game. Blouses.
They’re all good dogs.
Anti maskers suck, but mask bullies aren’t much better.
He’s doing his best, okay?!
I crawled into a Spotify rabbit hole. Help me.
“Just gimme the cheeseburger. I won’t tell Mom.”
Confession time. I’ve never watched the entire LOTR trilogy.
Happy National Dog Day from Jax!
Too soon?
An okay dump.
I feel like I needed to hear this today.
Emma’s meeting a potential adopter today!
Apparently my dog loves Silverstein.
I love the Internet.
I feed my cat every night before I go to bed and I still have this fight at 3 am.
Now that Lebron’s a Laker...
Let’s see what’s going on in my hometown.
“It is my birthday and I would like a drink, please.”
Breakfast in Peace.
Jonah says Happy National Dog Day!
Playing D&D for the first time.
The important things.
Thanos better thank his lucky stars he doesn’t have to deal with....
Emma is happy baseball is here.
I’m drinking beer, eating pizza, and watching Weird Al.
Don’t dump and drive.
Key word being “allegedly”.
Medium: drool. Media: concrete. Artist: dog.
This is officially the best thing I’ve seen all day.
Don’t tell me how to live my life.
No thank you.
“Want it, want it, want it! ....ah, screw it.”
If McConaughey was a seltzer:
San Jose and Marc-Andre Fleury right now...
I think my dog might be a cat.
One more day of voting for this round of our 90’s sitcom theme tournament. Here are the results so far:
She saw a cat on the phone.
I feel ya, buddy.
Duck....duck....
Some of my favorite pet pictures in honor of National Love Your Pet Day!
Meet our new foster dog!
Happy July 29th. Here’s the wiring to a thermostat.
Got sent this today.
My friend asked me to make him a playlist. I sent him this.
Day baseball is the best baseball.
Wait. That was legal?
What’s the greatest 90’s sitcom of all time?
Guess whose getting his forever home today!!!
Look who got herself two applications for adoption today!
99.9%.
“Someone owes me an explanation.”
Meet Jax!
These two, though.
“What’s the password?”
Cornbread.
Hell of a Rollback there, Walmart.
Missouri governor Eric Greitens’ mug shot.