TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
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Jan 20, 2020 1:25 AM
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
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levijom
Kids: "how can I end myself today???"
Theonenewway
Having a child born is one of the only times in life us men can cry. We don't want to waste that. Get dad super saiyan reflexes from then.
rikity
My kids are lucky they're still alive
Unverified
Idk how many times I've grabbed my daughter last second as she tries to suicide herself off of something
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
People talk about parent's great instincts but how did kids survive evolution with a tendency to run off cliffs?
ThatGuyWhosFunAtParties
Likely because the children of parents who had not evolved said instincts hadn't survived to pass on their genes.
superfinn
Bill Bidwill, the owner of the Arizona (a that time the St. Louis) Cardinals punted a doberman over a fence to save my life when I was smol
thecitychicken
These never cease to amaze me.
TacoBellBody
killacomputa
I saved a fat kid in the wave pool at 6 flags when I was 13 and the lifeguards yelled at me for diving in. Got to him and got him into 1/2
killacomputa
Knee deep water before they even noticed. Cue 4 lifeguards berating me for diving while the fat kids grandma thanked me simultaneously 2/2
throwawayacct1951
Ireadtoomuch
Same people crying it's not real if it looks super clean
XRay0976
Fuckin A man, fuckin A
Wasabiassassin
gowild
This is one of my very faves
TakuanSoho
"Ooops. Glad nobody saw that !"
NSFP
I was waiting for this one.
nolittleplans
The gymnastics coach gets a trophy just for the save
ErnestPWorreII
I was on the floor like 30 feet away from this... kid was 100% fine. Nice guy, solid coach, great spotter.
detectivekagami
that's awesome!
lpooptoomuch
Coaches usually have experience in at least a moderate level doing the things they teach for high skill things like this.
tbhawker
Man that was an epic roll
FuzzyX
Some say it was all planned but I say he just rolled with it.
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
Please set to the 1812 Overture
Ellisd326
If i could die protecting my best friends child, i would
underwaterscubaminer
What about your worst enemy's child?
Machi4vel
Healthcare is expensive as shit!
Doyourecycle
Love that ankle catch...
Dipityseren
That dad catches up to that dog, I don't have high hope for its survival.
DukeSamuelVimes
Eh, feral dogs have been known to eat children, can't blame parents for trying to deal with them fully.
ohscrewit
Yeah, whenever I see that clip I wonder what happened
IchiNiisan
I have mixed feelings about that one. Doesn't looked like the dog wanted to attack the kid
Minatex
I am one month away from my first born. When do my dad like super reflex's kick in?
scroobiusgav
I'd guess about a month from now.
Xen300
Before you master the super reflex, you must master the use of apostrophes; only then can you achieve greatness.
vivalasveggies
Bwahahaha. This is genius
cheesedogs
Yeah same here, one month from our first and these videos just make me anxious
Zadwanaa
That last one ALWAYS gets me. Christ
Amousewithchees
Some of these are legit terrifying.
megsovereasy
Ah the baby almost walking into the hole in the ground made my heart stop. Jesus
SalmySwims
Nat 20 Dexterity saves
TheMeanGombeen
I once fell with my three year old son in arms. Last thing I thought going down was to put my hand over his face before we hit the ground.
pcoriginal
I'd like to see this with step fathers instead.
ohscrewit
Ha! Ya nut!
unkownpuma786
Spuduck
I had a couple of saves with my little man..its amazing how it just kicks in when i normally have no instinct to save myself
VforVeritaserum
I like the one that looks like a teenager. I guess the job is never over.
mirasie
I was 25 and my dad yanked me out of the way of a car that lost control and came up onto the sidewalk. Once a dad always a dad.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
SpringToMyWinter
Dad* instincts
SephirothVII
Indeed. My Wife scoffs at me sometimes when I have a reflex moment, and mention it. But it IS a thing!
dorkyducks
Idky people are downvoting your comment, literally it's all dads in the video! Haha
Memeeater
No it isnt
LurkingTrout
The clip with the car crash it's a random stranger who saved a mother and child
scroobiusgav
I looked it up, most sourses say it's a father and his 2 kids. Just search "Indonesian man saves 2"
strcmdman
The guy who saves the mom and the kid from the car is actually just a random stranger. True hero.
glacialbae
I love that you can see him overrule his instincts. He steps away first, and then goes to save them.
BenGoodal
Looked like he was tracking whether it would be better or worse. That’s some high level decision making there.
hussambani42
It's actually two small kids..
CanYouPlayWonderwall
He suplexed them to safetey
checkmomsbed
I’d like to see this again but in higher quality, something like 120p maybe
Frobnosticus
old.reddit.com/r/dadreflexes/top
siler7
Or even just p
leviathan8600350
Warmpeanutbutter
Keeps me going
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RailRabbit
Come back tomorrow, I'm sure it'll get posted again
vahnn
This is what we get when people download something to repost later. Repeat the cycle hundreds of times until the originals are lost.
shaftofbread
uh, that's not how ones and zeroes work
vahnn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_loss
mambonumberfour
Perhaps you’ve never heard of compression.
dereklarsen
Bruh most of these predate internet video.
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TheLateKnight
Smee57
OvenproofRhino
So glorious that I had to share with my wife. She gave an appropriate eyeroll.
nolittleplans
Lol
CharmingPrism
I have already upvoted that link. I have fallen for this before. This will probably not be the last time. Take your upvote.
RTZyron
Faaark, well played.
GamesAndPrettyDames
sunnuva...
TakuanSoho
Ziggradamis2
Butthead.
GINO11111
DIINKELBERG
Don't get crazy here