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Aug 26, 2015 11:30 AM
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AmbishionE
That last one is brilliant
iwillalwaysupvotecanada
YAY ALBERTA!
MinecraftingVW
Yesterday, we heard a siren outside during a test, and my teacher said, "It's the ambulance coming to save your grades."
xMrSpazx
Meanwhile at my school a teacher dragged a sleeping student through the halls... Wish I had more teachers like this..
JakeDormady
The finglonger
knoxer0
#7 - http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Fing-Longer
AWdeV
I thought 'gru' was Fester at first.
Kilo11
I am vengeance, i am the night, i am MATH MAN!
ezVen
Some of these teachers are having way too much fun
HeistheZissou
That Susan is a card
dexzar
I never had problems with teachers, after all they are just humans aswell
DrBonerman
Didn't you read the fucking post?! The teachers are Minions!
iregretthisdecisionimmediately
lol'd at "Impress me" "Why?"
JordanChapman92
Teaching can be fun! For the few hours you actually get to do it, then you have to fill out the endless pointless paper work instead
HadMeAtMeatTornado
This is why I refuse to be a classroom teacher anymore and stick to a job where I provide in-class math support. It's 95% teaching.
Probablylucy
I just realised teachers are my age now. The future is being led by people my age. Oh god.
BlackandBlue77
I had a college professor that carried a fishing pole into class everyday and used it as his pointer.
Puluzu
That's actually fucking smart from an ergonomical standpoint. Even shitty ones are weighed so that there is minimal strain on the wrist.
DrLeek
#13 Oh, you!
DeannaZone
Yes!
Marceius
Dean?
jeffjeffingtonthethird
http://i.giphy.com/cO4KZXcu6yUta.gif
sonicpp
Almost every fun teacher shown in this is a male...
idontknoweither
Guess us females have no since of humour
jjg3000
I'm glad someone else noticed that too..
idontknoweither
Guess us females have no since of humour
icantthinkofanamenow
Since
idontknoweither
That was the funny
idontknoweither
That was the funny
roonmian
As a German: No, this guy invented calculus: http://www.yourbest100.com/pic/people/philosophers/gottfried-von-leibniz.jpg
TheresAGermanWordForThat
And some pretty great cookies.
TraitorousTrump3
THEYRE NOT COOKIES. THEY'RE FRUIT BARS.
roonmian
Only genuine with 52 teeth :D
imnotdoingtheusernamething
I still give full credit to Archimedes.
TylerD2022
that said, Liebniz prob started before Newton, but the latter got the credit since he got his work right. Took history of math in college
satinworship
I did not know the History of Math was a thing. TIL.
TylerD2022
They both discovered/invented Calculus/notations but Leibniz rushed his work to publish first and incorrectly assumed that the derivative 1/
MalcolmButler
2/2 of a circle's circumference is humble pi.
roonmian
Sorry, I was trying to make a joke about people always saying "this and that were invented in MY country!!!"
TylerD2022
Oh no,lol I was afraid of coming out as a jerk with that reply. I totally knew where you were coming from but the story was too cool to pass
roonmian
Well, there is the other story about Newton and Huygens about the nature of light. Newton argued light was made out of particles while 1/2
roonmian
Huygens said it was a wave. The people believed Newton because he was Newton. They looked pretty stupid when Thomas Young proved Huygens 2/3
roonmian
right 100 years later. And then they looked even more stupid when Max Planck proved them both right 100 years after that. 3/3
TylerD2022
I wonder how Newton would've taken to quantum mechanics considering how predictable and elegant optics and gravity behave.
TylerD2022
of the multiplication of two functions [ d(f*g)/dx ] would equal f' x g'. Newton corrected him later on when he published his works. All 2/
grobesviech
Well duh! Kidding, I have no idea what you're talking about :-)
kcgingerbeard
Go to Helen Waite. Incase you missed it Go to Helen Waite
TheBrickumentarian
I knew this would be the top comment.
dav3nasty
I didn't get it till I read this... Go to hell n wait.
TheBrickumentarian
same here!
iAMthedroidurlookingfor
Had to read it twice then I was like...wow in a little .....s...ss...slow
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
That's why he put the picture up twice
GenosHisDisciple
I didn't get it until I read this out loud in my head!
PistolsOBrien
How do you read something out loud in your head?
AspiringToBeADog
Apparently @NotTheSmartestUsername is also NotTheSmartestPerson. (jk everybody makes mistakes and says dumb shit ilu all.)
Sharaxxv
Had to Google it.
xxbike87xx
Go to Helen Waite, Coral
StephFreitas
I didn't get it at first n when I did I knew that in HS this teacher would have gotten me
dangermint
she so nice, she in there twice
Ertale
Thank you.
WeAreTheMadnessAndSanityIsOurFailure
I always found that funnier because the family name on my mothers side is Waite. Spelled exactly like the joke.
Jonessey
666 points... must. resist. urge. to. upvote. *turns 667* DOWNVOTE... *still 667 as it became 668* well, shit.
jdbtl
I didn't really get that one.
Akakaputo
Go to HELEN WAITE THEN
kcgingerbeard
Go to Hell and wait
ahutna
Bonus points for double posting
ahutna
Bonus points for double posting
climbinguy
Just in case someone missed it
climbinguy
Just in case someone missed it
Cuntmuncher3000
Nice job m8
Cuntmuncher3000
Nice job m8
kcgingerbeard
Go to Hell and wait
Moonmoonn
Ooooooh
ChanningTastum
no its helen waite
tezzeret890
No it's becky
FindingInterestingStuffs
NO, THIS IS PATRICK
Thomaster
Toke to long for me to get, it I'm dumb
pilotperson
Maybe toke less...
Thomaster
Man that sentence is totally fucked up.
WouldYouCouldYouWithAFox
I'm looking for Amanda Hugnkiss. Has anyone seen her? I need Amanda Hugnkiss.
SpecimenSpiff
She's hangin' out with Mike Hunt.
Isi151e
Hugh Jass, I'm looking for a Hugh jass
kcgingerbeard
Hey everybody, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face with a big butt, and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
imamantaray
#23 is wrong... arsenic is As and molybdenum is Mo. I am a confused chemist.
keddii
I used to be so excited that, that was my old high school teacher... now i'm sad :(
imamantaray
I'm sure s/he had a reason! I just don't know what it was. Maybe it's a joke about how it'd be nice if some of the symbols were different.
imamantaray
And I didn't even see that they had radon as Ro when it's actually Rn. [confusion intensifies]
Scragleton
Totally just sang that Rick Astley question while reading it.
YeahMonkeyKarateChopTheElephant
Did the same thing with the Periodic Table
blink92
Except the symbols are wrong. Arsenic is As, Radon is Rn and Molybdenum is Mo. There is no Ah, Ro or Ma
PerturbedBadger
We all did
Prosecutrixxx
Man I was at Goodwill the other day and it started playing. I got Rick rolled by Goodwill.
IlCastradore
"All of the aboo-oove"
KhalFrodo
Except choice B fucks the whole thing up.
ABadManWithABeard
It's never all of the above :(
IamWizard
Yea that drove me nuts. No way to answer it correctly - or, alternatively, only two ways to get it wrong?
TheAccursedOne
Could be multiple answer multiple choice.
TicoMachi
I would just choose B
WisdomPlaytime
Just choose all of them except B and All of the Above.
TicoMachi
Now I feel bad because I didn't...
ChickenBLickiens
#14 Does anyone get this one?
kritiker
I initially thought that the description of the next one (WWII) referred to this one, so I was stumped until I scrolled down ...
superrelevantnow
It's been bothering me that there is nothing fun about it. We should boycott OP!
mattbl
Minnesota is all wrong.
BardoSteel
It's always wrong
mattbl
You bastard. +1
Anokant
You're a monster!
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
I think it's just that it's a pretty impressive free hand drawing of the States.
ARandomPixel
Just that it's a pretty damn good drawing of the States by hand.
CommanderBagel
Probably not freehand. He most likely projected a map onto the board then traced it.
younotbigshit
Kentucky is fucking jacked. Everything else seems fairly legit.
Tripleberryflip
As a proud Minnesotan, I was a bit disappointed in his effort...
Midniteoyl
Guys, he's drawing the Interstate Highways...
schmassbinder123
I see you I-10 and I-20 coming through Texas.
Lentils28
I figured thats what he was doing. Disappointed though cause i5 going through central California is straight and boring unlike his drawing
MrFastZombie
Because that's fun.
LetsGetMochs
The highway to Helen Waite
EClaire1073
I'm on the highway to Helen Waite.
PopcornTiger
Canada is so very labeled?
ColoneISanders
Yeah as someone from North Dakota I can tell you those provinces are a bit off. We're directly below Manitoba.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
PEI and everything.
bh1000
Pretty sure Manitoba doesn't touch the Great Lakes, but other than that, it's a good labelling.
IShootBirdsAtTheAirport
Yeah what he has as Manitoba is actually more Ontario. Manitoba should be crunched over to the left with the other flat bottom provinces.
StraightDownThumps
Other than Texas getting a derp treatment, that's a really solid freehand drawing of the USA.
h4twYqvssu0
As a Dallasite, west Texas is rather derpy.
mcgravin
The Upper Peninsula of Michigan commiserates with our Texan brethren.
awesomebaker
Alaska commiserates with both of you
EchoOfSnac
As a somewhat well-travelled Michigander who was raised in Alaska, I saw many derps. Look at Manitoba. Still, I could never draw that well.
awesomebaker
Yeah, I feel like he didn't try very hard with Canada, regardless he did a much better job free-handing it than I would have
Okebel
Maybe it's the rail system from Terminus in the Walking Dead?
ChickenBLickiens
Ha. This was kind of my original thought actually. But I quickly dismissed it due to the roads going places not mentioned.
SilverTimeMaker
As a mexican, I feel offended by the way he draws Mexico
situnderthesun
Well. I am curious, too.
inbetweentwodrunkencanaries
id like to think he's planning an invasion of the continental U.S. and teaching the class the value of highways in strategic planning...
therealvandu
i think it's that he knew where all the territories are in canada were but just started scribbling over the states
Therearetoomanyusernames
Teacher didn't have a map of the U.S., so they drew one from memory.
JigSaw73
If I remember right, not a teacher - autistic person that draws it proportional from memory. Something like that - doesn't fit in this post.
oilrocket
Just that he completely messed up all the provincial boarders east of the maritimes.
duckshooter
#4 I 8 Σ π
Talenelat
...before I ate some pie?
T3CHN0CR4T
Roughly, "I ate all of the pie"
Superbeefus
My thought was "Pardon me, but you have pi in your mustache."
arkenstein
Do you have a receipe for this "Sigma" pie?
duckshooter
I will bake "sum" for you.
Lamech777
41 plz
CClop
That's a nice
you got there.
CClop
(psst Pistachio in french is Pistache)
ColoneISanders
Wow, for some reason I didn't get that picture until you put the pi symbol there haha
snowserpent
Wow! It's like they're people too!
ChickenFingersYT
http://imgur.com/UyowPtI a question from my final.
CatsandDnD
That 25% explains why I never seemed to remember anything from specific teachers lessons.
idontknoweither
Fuck right that's right!
TravisKOP
#8 punk aint dead to that guy
Therearetoomanyusernames
Please explain it....to my friend. I...*ahem* they don't get it.
AspiringToBeADog
My Spanish teacher regularly wore fiary wings and hippie garb (Alumni...) One day she said "Screw it, we're watching X-Men in Spanish."
AspiringToBeADog
(FUCK) *FAIRY
Binngoo
#11 my dad went to royal high school. It's in Simi Valley CA
hockieblondie
I'm from Simi valley!
Procrasturbating
Same! I had that teacher, Mr. Dennert as well.
xennyy
I go to simi high x)
Procrasturbating
Went to Royal, rivalries.
LordTyranius
Student tears? http://imgur.com/JR7oXQA
icouldntthinkofausernamesoimdoingthis
how am i supposed to respond?
Scragleton
with your semen probably
icouldntthinkofausernamesoimdoingthis
',:|
supermariofromQC
holy shit. The last one. I have to recreate this at work!
Daroshioclock
You must be very tall, and very bald.
Momof2needsabreak
My friend is a principal and did this with the teachers at his school. Every year they do something new together. Kids love it.
1stNeonStar
Omg yes. The minions are a bit overdone... But it's better then most of the stuff we have around these days. Do that, and make people smile!
nvrCryWolf13
BANANA!!!
supermariofromQC
Exactly. FB killed me with all those minion invasion but still a pretty good idea
Skooma4Upvotes
I FUCKING HATE THOSE LITTLE YELLOW BASTARDS!!!
FoxyEllie
Every time! I think "Oh, I can skip the rest of the album this time" and then there's this kind of comment.
EndersShadow
The lady Gaga one was from my high school teacher, Mr. White!
DoctorWatchamacallit
you're goddamn right
Fentanyl
We will need some follow-ups on this
ButtsMcFarts
I involuntarily started hissing when I read it.
PompatusOfLove
I wish society would appreciate and compensate teachers more.
pretzelbetzel
As a current teacher, yes please. It'd be really nice to have money to spend on stuff for my students too.
justactlikewedontknoweachother
i'm a social worker who slaves away in a thankless job- and will never make as much as teachers do. kinda' over the teacher comp thing
slimvictor
Thank you for your efforts. Social workers deserve much more money, and so do teachers. It's not a competition - or it shouldn't be.
justactlikewedontknoweachother
never said it was a competition- i'm not fighting for more or their funds- i'm just tired of hearing about it
SSSnotanazithing
They do in Scandinavia.
JustForLalaz
My teachers were all under-qualified, irresponsible, and/or unprofessional. They deserve to be fairly payed for their quality of work.
icantthinkofanythingclevertonamemyself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkHqPFbxmOU like this?
VSERNAME123
Society = someone else
SchlappaDaBass
As a former teacher - yes
Ruhig
I also wish there were more competent teachers. Tons of great ones, but some that just ruined entire subjects. Or slept through class.
StellarPsyke
For every teacher like these there are 3 burned-out motherfuckers who don't give a shit
Daginna
But we need a state of the art turkey F-35 that costs trillions! Because we fight muslins for trillions more! Priorities! War>education
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Military R&D isn't the only thing taking funds from education, you know.
IAmAPandaButt
The f-35 paid for my college. So there's something. You're welcome.
Silverstream94
Those pesky materials. The only thing worse than a muslin is a satin.
imgurlsdoexist
http://33.media.tumblr.com/80adf8eb2a39fe7471b928cc428ce415/tumblr_inline_mn5zawFn1L1qz4rgp.gif
Sentinelricce
Seriously though USAF what the fuck. A-10 was fine.
zoolian
A-10 was awesome, but everything I've read says it was simply too slow and sluggish compared to modern fighters
gordonweedman
That's cus the A-10 is not a fighter, but a ground attacker. Its sole purpose in life is to fuck tanks and other assorted ground targets up.
zoolian
A-10 was awesome, but everything I've read says it was simply too slow and sluggish compared to modern fighters
psychiatrycat
Teachers at my school district get paid almost twice as much as the national average.
thehatjesty
WHERE IS THIS MAGICAL LAND
psychiatrycat
A magical land called Ohio
IAmAPandaButt
Why did someone down vote that... "He lives in a district the pays more rabble rabble rabble"
thatchrisprattissohot
Can I move there?
psychiatrycat
I mean, I don't really have a say in where you live...But sure
grobesviech
No offence but I had shit teachers (e.g. a chemistry teacher with no chemistry background, she was actually a dentist of some sort).
WisdomPlaytime
Should have let her slide & let her practice her true craft. Let her clean one or two students' teeth every class period. A's & clean teeth.
grobesviech
Hahaha
grobesviech
There are excellent and bad teachers. Such a statement makes little sense. Like why not appreciate all bankers or cashiers more
srsfaceI8C
If we paid teachers more, there'd be less shitty ones because it'd be more attractive as a career option.
grobesviech
Perhaps. Then again there are shitty doctors and ceo's out there too
GreatTeacherMichael
I'd rather parents and politicians stop setting standards for me. We are the ones with M.A. in Teaching and endless professional development
grobesviech
If you are interesting in further development, kudos to you. But some teachers stagnate badly
mebe21
If teachers not at university were given tenure based on merit, and bad ones could be fired, we'd have better ones too.
srsfaceI8C
This is the god-awful truth. :( Tenured professors are the worst.
mebe21
Professors at university get tenured based on merit for that university. If it's research-based then that's what they look for. 1/2