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George Bush this morning
All is forgiven GW...
Jan 20, 2017 6:39 PM
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All is forgiven GW...
silentxzero
All bullshit aside I really liked Bush, I hate what the party I'm registered with has become, at least McCain is staying true to himself.
shakexandxbake
That's my Bush!
WheesnawButtons
When your poncho outsmarts you...
itsatoughshittydingo
Board and entertaining himself. That's all.
Alkalina
He looks so innocent and lovable but I know better!
puppycubbylover
I think Trump reminds us what a respectful guy GW Bush is. Imagine if Kanye said the same things to Trump about what he said about George.
StatisticalPizza
Only Trump could make America miss Bush. That smile in #3 seals it though, doesn't seem like a bad dude.
tallbuquerque
Torture, rendition, 268,000+ dead Iraqis... he's not a good dude.
druxus
I believe Trump can make America miss Nixon
lolaluftnagel
I think if ppl remembered andrew jackson they would have appreciated bush more xD
nopo
I'm pretty sure that's when he realized the camera was being pointed at him and not Obama and decided to have a bit of fun.
magila
I am Cornholio !!!
magila
Give me TP for my bunghole
TheBiggestRipOffSinceWebster
This is Bush's entire Presidency in a nut shell.
butsir
i like GW. i dont care what people say
weedtittiesandkitties
He's so fucking happy that he's not the biggest idiot president anymore
kalimakalimaaa
Graduated from Harvard and Yale. Also a jet fighter pilot. But yeah he's dum
ucandcantunc
Does Cheney have his hand in his back STILL?????
Sidewinds3000
Cheney looks maniacal.
ARandomHelljumper
Well, I mean, he shot a dude in the face with a shotgun.
CondescendingCunt
What an astute observation, grasshopper. "A bird looks birdlike."
Stanistani
Cheney in a Stetson is the least authentic thing I've ever seen.
OuroborosX
There's a caricature of a rich oil man sitting behind him. I mean, that guy could literally be on Dallas.
AppleGrapeArt
We're talking about a man who almost killed his friend while hunting. He earned the caricature, lol.
FourOrangeCircles
Isn't that Dick Cheney?
TCGreen
I'd put him in officer again in a heartbeat over Trump.
smileylizard
an orifice , maybe...
MorganBadb
Not a fan of the man... But I totally agree
tallbuquerque
Trump sets the bar really, really low.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
As would I. Easily.
Kobalt187
Which officer?
tallbuquerque
This one:
CodeXCDM
...just don't let Cheney tag along.
LurkingTrout
"Cheney uh there's not enough room in the car I'll text you later ok" -G.W.B probably
TCGreen
So true.
shaunaaah
Never thought I'd look back fondly at him
TurtBurglar
DukeDark
All is forgiven? I should hope not all...
shmekie
No fucking way. I like him a lot as a guy. But not as president.
azazyel
That's a choking hazard
QueenAmy
I was thinking you should keep that plastic away from babies
Esemvii
Never in my life woulf I have thought he'd be my spirit animal.
CondescendingCunt
...a moron having a moron as a spirit animal? Who would've thunk..! *gasp*
Chake14u
Wolf* FTFY
Esemvii
Would* - never would I have thought.
TheBentPianist
What does this mean?
Morpheous
It was weird, i never hated him. I just never agreed with him.
rstoplabe14
Ideally that's how the this is supposed to work. Out current political landscape makes that difficult.
LamarKpat
I HATED Bush. Saw my college tuition quadruple due to budget cuts during his time. He seems so nice now
jaminjimmyjames
He's pretty alright when he's not responsible for the country.
stupiddunmer24
Exactly. Not being able to run a country properly does not make you a dick.
Feanor19
I think we all realized in retrospect that his administration ran things. Then too but he was the figurehead so got the blame. I like him
Feanor19
Think the difference is obama took the council, thought about it, then lead. Bush just went with what they told him. Trump ignores advice
Feanor19
And just says whatever he thinks at the time. And he changes his mind constantly. It's gonna be interesting for sure
Mmmmmk
"all is forgiven" speak for yourself.
TheBIFFALLO87
Clearly he doesn't give a fuck about trump either.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Openly said he would not and did not vote for Trump.
zFUBARz
"Never gonna let Jeb live this one down" - Bush probably.
samsonguy920
"Ain't no way the party gonna find someone worse than me, I betcha a buck." Jeb, probably.
Novus001
AppleGrapeArt
Ah, some things don't change.
SoludisSnake
wanna buy life insurance- that guy.
CathyAllison
or a car
greenroom628
Ah, Darth Cheney
ImgurPremiumAccount
What a dick
DumbBr0ad
Beat me to it!!
lackluster78
I'm instantly intrigued by guys that wear suits and cowboy hats. What's your story, dude... What makes you so confident...?
BoozeTheCat
They're either from a state where cowboy hats are common, or are a tourist. Source: I live out West.
Dopplerfart
Approved by Texan Mogul
SqueezeTheDay
Isn't he in City Slickers?
M3RKABA
Saved that one
Raymo1986
Isn't that the guy who wanted to make Baseketball a professional sport?
theportraitssecretinattackmode
Who is that anyway?
nibcabcabnib311
I think that is former VP Dick "shotgun Chaney
Sampson509
He looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmesdale Dimmadome
Achgelis
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmesdale Dimmadome? Where they're showing Crash Nebula?
twopiecesoftoast
Just as he became president 9/11 happened and he couldn't just not do anything. Good president in a shitty situation.
smaug777000
I always wondered how good of a president he would have been if it hadn't been for 9/11. Sure the housing bubble would still collapse...
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smaug777000
I seriously doubt that, but maybe
jenisjen
The housing bubble collapse...more like you were brutally raped by Wall Street f***s that are all sitting pretty now on the despair of many.
ExperimentKraj
Enron still would have happened, too.
smaug777000
Then again, this was him campaigning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9SOVzMV2bc
smaug777000
Well, Enron was hardly Bush's fault... right? Also, I wonder if the war in Iraq still would have happened, considering the CIA intel
huss3
Who knows, maybe without 9/11 the govt wouldn't have pushed such an aggressive monetary and housing policy
smaug777000
Good point. With just "no child left behind" and the push for the anti gay marriage amendment, I can't think of much else I disliked
huss3
Same. Good dude. Guy visited a mosque days after 9/11, can't see Trump doing that. Or this:
smaug777000
Bush was great when it came to trying to protect American Muslims
IWasInThePool
Good man, not a good president.
mrmartini
I think John Adams and Jimmy Carter fall into this category as well. Good people with the wrong job.
mrmartini
I mean, president man, good a not good.
guessmyusername123
I feel like Jimmy Carter could have succeeded if he had first run in 1980, and anyone else in 1976 would have been a one-termer as well.
guessmyusername123
Good good, not a man president
Morpheous
President good, man not a good
FriendlyRadiation2
Man not a, good president good.
Illithidbane
I miss him. He was funny to discuss, and got us into a pointless war, but he wasn't utterly and totally completely insane. Good times.
Unquote
How is that good times? What the fuck is wrong with Americans? How can you be this stupid?
agumonkey
pointless war that is partly fueling the madness of today
Atharaenea
Trump makes the Bush administration seem like a liberal utopia
Paladan26
I read that he paints portraits some of the troops that got wounded under his command. Guess he does have a heart after all..
seanymcseanface
He depleted an economic surplus and destabilized an already volatile region of the work even further so like... no?
callmethelizardqueen
Pointless war? Which one? The one clinton started or the other one Clinton started? By started I mean set into motion.
jsktrogdor
He wasnt insane, but the cabinet of Machiavellian sociopaths playing with him like a puppet were. There's one in the back of these photos.
Paladan26
Some people that know him, and his old professors say he was VERY VERY intelligent even if he didn't act or look it. Like Genius Smart..
TheManWhoStaresAtTurtles
I'd honestly believe it. Dude was -not- good in front of a camera or a crowd, that's for sure, but he seemed more... manipulable than dumb.
chicktracy
100k civilian ragheads died, but he seems kinda ok now
rylecx
A lot of the Iraqis would argue it wasn't pointless. The threat of WMDs on intel is kinda big too
PangolinBan
The intent wasn't to bring democracy and a better life to the Iraqi people, let's not even imply that was part of it. And if it was, 1/2
PangolinBan
2/2 there are easily a hundred situations where people are worse off in the world right now that the West barely acknowledges.
rylecx
Removing Saddam from power was absolutely one of the goals. Not without ulterior motives but it was not by accident he was removed
PangolinBan
To get someone more amenable to western interests, sure. For the betterment of the Iraqi people? Not a chance.
rylecx
It was not the main reason but it was a beneficial side effect and part of why they could justify doing it. Idt the Iraqis care why
DoctorMantisTobogganMD
I'd give him my LOOSE CHANGE if you know what I'm saying.
freedam
I don't actually, what does that mean?
Trollhydra
Loose Change is some shit documentary "proving" 9/11 was an inside job https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loose_Change Even truthers criticize it
LavaAxe
To think how our perception of him has changed upon the crowning of the King in Orange, Fucktard Supreme, protector of the Corporate Profit
sillysartre
When you push the bar so low people like Bush start to rise quite high above it. America is really going to struggle to come back from this.
HoochIsCrazzy
" as far as the mass of voting morons is concerned, while you're in office, you'll still be the worst single president they've ever (1/2)
HoochIsCrazzy
had until you stop. Then it's some other poor bastard's turn." - ― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 8: Worlds' End Part of a much longer quote
alwaysforgetmylogin
Our opinion didn't change on him because of Trump. Some of us are just capable of critical thinking and can objectively view a president.
jimmyriba
But under that non-relative lens, Bush's presidency was a disaster. He may be a nice person, but he was an awful, incompetent president.
spookyghost13
Boom.
InternetGoodGuy
It's ok to look at it comparatively. One terrible president can make us wish for the old days of a pres that was just not good
goforchristinam
Oh, totally! As a Dem, while I didn't agree with everything, I always felt he had the nations. Eat intentions. Personally seemed nice.
Anyport313
He was chasing those known, unknowns.
goforchristinam
Oh, totally! As a Dem, while I didn't agree with everything, I always felt he had the nations. Eat intentions. Personally seemed nice.
tiredoftrying
the same goes for bin laden, he was the best in hide and seek, and got us in pointless distractions,but he wasn't completely insane
RabbiRothschildren
RaisinZetaJones
I thought he was a terrible president. I loathed -- and still loathe -- the war in Iraq. But for fuck's sake at least he acted Presidential.
kittybuttwiggle
"But Trump says it like it is"-people who think carrying yourself like a respectable person is a tool of deception and acting dumb is honest
dragonadamant
Exactly. And "says it like it is" has been debunked so many times by fact-checking sites.
CaptainMinnette
"Says it how we feel it to be no matter what the actual facts are"
RaisinZetaJones
Yup. I was concerned at times for Bush's ethics and for his rationale. I was never, ever concerned for his sanity.
Koshunae
Im not concerned with trumps sanity, hes perfectly sane, just not very smart. Neither was Bush, actually, but.. Yeah I should be concerned.
WhitePhoenix
It wasn't him I was worried about, it was Cheney. I'm not convinced the sky is falling now that Trump's in, but if we get another Cheney 1/2
WhitePhoenix
we would be ROYALLY fucked. The vitriol the left currently has for Trump - I have that for Cheney for being such a clown. 2/2
TeflonTrout
Don't forget Rumsfeld.
MidiArbite
Rumsfeld also dragged out the war from either incompetence or malice.
FartyMcDumpstein
1) I despised Cheney. He was the evil puppeteer. However, the environmental issues currently facing us is pretty significant. They redid the
FartyMcDumpstein
2) whitehouse.gov website today (as they should), and this is one of the core tenets: " President Trump is committed to eliminating harmful
jimmyriba
This is terrifying. The climate is at a precipitous point, and Trump is going full oil-and-coal to make his buddies rich. It's reckless.
FartyMcDumpstein
3) and unnecessary policies such as the Climate Action Plan and the Waters of the U.S. rule". That terrifies me.
TheBrett
You mean a horrible person like Steve Bannon being one his closest advisors?
imnogoodatusernames
Pence isn't great company either
TheBrett
Why? Just because he doesn't think women should be thought of as human beings?
jimmyriba
And Rumsfeld, Wolfowiz, Pearle... essentially the whole Project for a New American Century crowd were awful, awful people. :-/
OldMadDad
Have to agree... is'nt "New American Century" just another "Make American Great Again"?
jimmyriba
With the opposite policy: Instead of isolationalism, use the power void left behind by the USSR to build an American empire. Both bad ideas.
InternetGoodGuy
He is certainly living the role of lovable goofball.
agumonkey
George Pratt
deadeyesatan
Murdered 3000+ Americans.
Gezo
Your mom melted my steel beam last night
slapmychipsup
Even if that was true, which it's not, 3000 people isn't a lot
RabbiRothschildren
lol
deadeyesatan
You fucking Americans are so god damn retarded it's entertaining.
slapmychipsup
I feel bad for other countries, they want to matter so much and just can't so they get all uppity.
deadeyesatan
Lol sure bud. Enjoy Trump you dumb fuck. The rest of us are enjoying the laugh.
Angusru
What a fucking goober. Like, I think we as a nation forget that our presidents are people too. And, we demand or expect them to be gods
Lambdafish1
Comes with the territory unfortunately, being the leader of a country is a responsibility bigger than that of just a person
Coolwindinmyhair
2nd and 3rd pics, he's not quite sure what to do with the damn thing. last pic, "fuckit"
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
Ironically, he looks like he has a Muslim-esque head scarf in the last one...
ObiWanShalomi
Same thoughts lol. "u can take a nigga out iraq but u can't take the iraq out a nigga"
TigerSauce
I'd drink a beer with that guy.
rubbarz
I'd eat a boreetoe with that man
Solonoid
I'd smoke a j with him
weirdosfromanotherplanet
ISeeDeadpool
No. War criminal. Never forget.
cattywumpus
My granddad met him a few times. G-ma was so nervous she couldn't talk. He hugged her and said "I get flustered too."
fucckubus
Tiger sauce is amazing.
abandonedaccount2
You'd drink a beer with or with out anyone
degenerator
Certainly you'd trust him around your daughter. More than you'd trust Clinton.
TheYoungBear
He seems relatable, like you could grab a beer with him...
socfulofquarters
He wouldn't drink one with you, at least not anymore.
TheCorvus
Imagine sitting down to beer with Bush Jr and Obama at the same time. That'd be awesome.
abandonedaccount2
Yeas
GrizzlyBearCrossing
Don't let steel beams melt your dreams
GanjaLeezaRice
3000th
Unquote
I'd punch this moron
ASongOfPissAndFarts
I'd like to weed smoke with him and high get.
WhatAShipIs
Hell yeah. I would too. I was listening to an interview he did right around when he left office and couldn't help but think, "He's alright."
WhatAShipIs
I disagree with his politics & still think Iraq was a mistake but I feel like I could have a decent conversation with him over some beers.
NICEREST2EvenNicer
Wiffle ball tony heard yall bitches eanted to play some wiffle ball
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
He'd drink more
YarTheBug
... and then admit he did 9/11! https://media.giphy.com/media/kKdgdeuO2M08M/giphy.gif
ThisIsGod
Looks like he already started
deathbunny
Actually as an recovered/ing addict he wont drink at all
phizatmatt
TerriblePokemon
He doesn't drink
localjerk
Pretty sure he wouldn't mind if I drank his beer as well
woodjoiner
...any more.
Pikkupanda
Right. Forgot he's a recovering alcoholic.
Vaanhalen
...which kind of reiterates he'd be hella fun to drink with back in the day
TheDuke0fHazzard
He had too much fun, so he had to stop
Vaanhalen
SuPERSaYinSeAn
Have met him. He'll have an Odouls.
kmikl
Fine. I'd drink a beer in his presence.... if worse came to worst... otherwise Cola of some sort.
UrsaUrsa
He could always order a cranberry juice..
Counterfit
Why, is he on his period or something?
UrsaUrsa
Thank you! :')
kmikl
I would go for something non-alcoholic: if he were a guest, I'd switch up. No worries.
UrsaUrsa
While I appreciate your good manners, you missed the joke I was making :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yicP7ZEEz1k
deleteriousmonsieuravengerofsphincters
Oh man, I feel like we all totally forget on Imgur the fact that he's responsible for like a million Iraqi deaths over profit
TigerSauce
Just the same with all the Obama/Biden worship. That administration created one of the worst refugee crisis in modern history.
deleteriousmonsieuravengerofsphincters
Plus they didn't do it over the most insane cover up of "weapons of mass destruction" ever. Which is responsible for our debt crisis
TigerSauce
Our debt crisis? The debt that doubled under Obama? Obama racked up 10 TRILLION in debt. So lets be realistic here, mmmkay?
deleteriousmonsieuravengerofsphincters
Doing what? Cleaning up the middle east on a war that didn't waging?
deleteriousmonsieuravengerofsphincters
anyways, I shouldn't have gone picking tizzies. I saw Bush and was immediately hair-pin-triggered. Cheers to you man
deleteriousmonsieuravengerofsphincters
That was Bush's collapsing of the Iraqi state in my opinion.
TigerSauce
That would be just opinion and not fact. Syria and Libya are unrelated and have everything to do with the Arab Spring.
deleteriousmonsieuravengerofsphincters
What about the arab spring came from Obama then?
dingdongmotherfuckerdingdong
Harold and Kumar smoked weed with him. Seems pretty cool.
shwat
That was James Adomian with makeup fx on..
CheifNoccahoma
Knocks you and and keeps you going!
ChaoticScholar
Do you like getting blowjobs?
BravoBear
What? Really?
MichaelScar
Yes
shwat
It wasn't the real dubbya
nursesalt
It was in one of the movies.
BellsTheorem
I'm not Republican but at this point would give anything to have him back for another term.
renegadecouture
He's sober
MalePatternBlackness
I didn't vote for him but he's definitely a likeable guy.
Pikkupanda
Hated his policies but never for once doubted he'd be a decent fellow to watch a ball game with.
kmikl
I put a lot of the wars on Cheney's and Rumsfeld's plates.
Pikkupanda
I cannot begin to say I'd do ANYTHING with either of those two warmongering douchewaffles.
ArchangelArtist
Go Dubya!
shuttlecockinakumquat
That's how he got (re)elected
WhitePhoenix
Real talk, compared to Trump he seems like a nice guy to be with. He wasn't a great President but as a PERSON he's probably cool.
phizatmatt
Fuck that, fuck him, and fuck you. This dude sat and read story's to kids while American Citizens were jumping to their deaths.
OneUpperSteve
Met him. If first impressions are a true litmus test, didn't like him.
MatWud
Like Obama
MakeMeStarlit
Duhh :p
WineDrunkGreek
Also, the healthiest president we ever had. Fucker ran everyday!!!
Counterfit
He biked a lot too
EndersGameofThrones
Agreed. I hated a lot of his policy but always thought he genuinely cared and tried to do right by the American people.
phizatmatt
Was reading to children while Americans were burning and smashing into American concrete the right thing? Yea.. re-watch the videos.
Callistan
My retrospective analysis is that he was a decent person who was ultimately out of his depth with the presidency.
CirB
Yeah. I didn't much care for his presidency (although that may have been more due to Dick'n'Rove), but he appears to be a pretty decent guy.
phizatmatt
Until someone you love Is crushed inside of a tower.
TheSpacePolice
Hated him in office, its so weird that he seems like a genuine good guy out of it. Im so conflicted about him but i think he mrant well.
WhitePhoenix
Cheney... he's a Sith Lord personified. Fuck that guy.
Counterfit
And even with him basically being a war criminal, he still supported gay marriage.
CirB
AFAIK he is pretty lukewarm on the issue and has even opposed it on election years (ie. when he gained from it politically). He probably (1)
ImDisappointedInMyFavorites
Let's be real. It's hard to be a great president. Hardest job in the world to please people
questionableanswers
He was a decent state-politician/governor, he seemed kind of lost outside of Texas.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
honestly, a president who everyone thought was great probably wouldn't be effective, too many people to please
chupacabraattack
Preach
JlHADJOE
FDR?
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
There are a lot of people who dislike him and say he absolutely overstepped what the Government should do.
phizatmatt
Let's be real, I'd you knew people were on fire and jumping to their deaths, would you continue to sit in a class room with kids?
Counterfit
Him staying in the room made no difference in the events of that day.
phizatmatt
Try thinking about that the other way around. Many things went "wrong" that day.
chupacabraattack
You honestly think that is what he knew at the time? Never go full retard. Seriously.
phizatmatt
Ok so plane hits a building and you don't think people are in it? All he heard were children's laughter. While people were dying.
ImDisappointedInMyFavorites
What?
phizatmatt
If you knew*
TigerSauce
I hear ya, but we haven't had a great President in a while. Obama wasn't a great President by any stretch. I'd drink with him tho.
Scubasteve0571
BangForTheBuck
Jimmy fucking Carter.
AgentFoxMulder
Jimmy is probably one of the nicest guys ever but a terrible president. Love the guy though.
EndersGameofThrones
Bill Clinton was a great President; Reagan before him. Both made America financially prosperous. That seems to be what makes a great Pres.
UrsaUrsa
Bill Clinton was a dickhead that campaigned for my country to be bombed into submission, peppered with cluster and DU munitions >>
UrsaUrsa
>> and a part of my country to be taken away to advance US geostrategic and raw material goals. He might've been good for you.
TigerSauce
Clinton repealed Glass-Steagall and pushed legislation with Fannie/Freddie that fucked our housing market.
EndersGameofThrones
Clinton fixed the economy and had other countries owing the U.S. money. GW Bush overdid de-regulation and caused the great recession.
stzombie
This.
HumpityDumpity
birchfrost
ok please tell me that hamilton reference was on purpose tho
grovberg
I see what you did there.
Flippinballz
Imgur sides even with war criminals if they do something a little goofy. Get a grip.
electricbluevision
I'd drink a beer with a lot of ex-presidents. Even if I don't agree with their policies they tend to be good people deep down.
SamArt53
I drink a beer with Bush or Obama. They're both 'cool dudes'. I'm not a fan of one of their politics.
TrustMeImTheDoctor
I say this all the damn time and finally someone agrees! We don't agree politically, but he seems like a truly fun dude.
TheQuack
He's my favorite war criminal.
degenerator
Didn't he swear off booze?
Lobstrositiesbitme
He fell off the wagon a few times but I don't think he's advertising his current struggles anymore
Cinemageddon
I'd run someone over at a stop sign with his wife.
wookietiddy
I think I'd drink a beer with ANY president.
CMcAwesomeville
Hoping they get shitfaced and tell you all about Area 51?
cfcannon
well not the zombie ones. They don't like beer...but BRAINNSSSS
wookietiddy
Heh
dangerousDoc
He was a good president. Not the best but he had to handle some hard stuff that'd break many lesser presidents
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
WERE there any lesser presidents? Well, until now ...
dangerousDoc
A quite a few presidents didn't do anything memorable or extraordinary and could not have handled challenges
SufferinSappho
What is with this rosy look back imgur is having for him, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Does nobody actually remember how awful it was
AdoptedSon
Im glad I served under Bush and not Obama
Counterfit
The 2003 invasion of Iraq is one of the worst foreign policy decisions ever made by a US president
dangerousDoc
Made based on insistence by the UN and faulty information from the CIA and who refused to show evidence of the stuff to the public
raiduk
americans forget really fast apparently
BrianBoyko
So would I, but I wouldn't put him in charge of anything important.
BurritoParty
I'd love to have a beer w him, Bill Clinton, and Lewis Black. Trust me...perfect mix.
ThatFatGuyYouWorkWith
Lewis Black would just yell at you the whole fuckin time.
hip2bsquare
Or an 8-ball.....
LiterallyNothingAvailable
The world must know I do drugs!
YarTheBug
The magic kind or 3.5 grams of cocaine?
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
hip2bsquare
One of those is more fun than the other
melonballz
LivingInABusDownByTheVegetables
How do you drink and 8 ball
SoupEConch
You just break the thing open like a coconut and chug what doesn't spill all over your hands? Why is this a question?
HaveGinWillBabble
Rum & coke
Ashilino
up your nose
LivingInABusDownByTheVegetables
Fuck, knew I was doing it wrong
JAFIOI
You cook up an 8 ball and when it's gone and you can't get any more, you drink beer until you can fall asleep.
SoupEConch
Split open the old magic 8 and chug one with him. Sounds like a solid monday afternoon
fuck123456789
i dont want to drink beer with a war criminal
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
He's just a puppet for his dad and Dick Cheney. I feel sorry for him sometimes.
wouldstilldoit
Now watch this drive
degenerator
We're gonna smoke him out.
Taskmaster51
Me too...he knows he's a bufoon
phizatmatt
Sure, kick back, Crack open a beer, and ignore 1-3k lives burning and smashing into concrete from 100s of feet in the air.
mossysabertoothtiger
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!!!
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
Clearly not
TigerSauce
nothing?
codepink2303
So the illegal war, the lies, the theft, the incompetence is ok as long as you're a bit of a fool in real life?
theamazinspiderman
me too
AttorneyAtBirdLaw
If only Bush was a Vice President he probably would've been a lot more popular.
TheCorvus
Can we elect Biden with Bush Jr as VP? That would be fucking adorable.
tygerpsimatrix
"When bae rips one out and you're still in the bathroom" -
Lisossoma
Imagine all the Dubya memes, man, they would be glorious!
AttorneyAtBirdLaw
Of course it's a bit harder to imagine Cheney being his laid-back, level-headed bro counterpart.
Lisossoma
Cheney would be good for all the Darth Vader memes choking random people...
bigredfiretruk
Dare i say... Biden/Bush 2020?
InertiaCreeps
How tho? Bush is Republican
bigredfiretruk
bush and clintons arent anything, theyre just hungry for power
LetMeTellYouSomethingAboutHowTheWorldWorks
True bipartisanship
InertiaCreeps
Good point
samsonguy920
Ain't no rule against it. In fact it was the rule that the runner-up was appointed Vice President.
InertiaCreeps
lol guess I'm ignorant as fuck because I always thought VP has to be same side as president
samsonguy920
Just need to be bored sometime and decide reading up on the Constitution will kill time.
samsonguy920
The series West Wing actually ended with just that, with a Democrat winning the presidency with a Republican running mate. >
Pawnderlust
Does Obama even move?
isvara
He's stoic as fuck.
Tegus
He's like "Don't look at W, don't look at W, can't look away from carrot top"
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
He's like that congressman Ben Wyatt worked for in DC on Parks & Rec.
madddawggg
He's too busy taking in all the bullshit of the president elect.
Jmxp
He has no choice but to stay still and watch as trump ruins this country.
PwnageHobo
Trump's vision is based on movement
RationalRice
He doesnt even care anymore
bigassdolphin
The Obamatron is is a marvel of stone faced effeciency.
seltzerlizard
He does, but all those pics are milliseconds apart. George W is a cartoon animal caught in plastic! [insert Hanna Barbera sound effects]
MunderDillflin
Obama is silently containing his rage
sorsoganon
Does Obama care? .__.
blerghuehue
Yes he can
Thethingfromtheshadows
Glad someone else noticed too
darkhavana0512
NyQuilDaydream
He's trying to keep Harry Potter from falling off of his broom!
happenedtomeonce
Or is dubya just that fast?
Pelko1
It's cardboard cutout of Obama
RocketToInsanity
Oh that explains the press confrences
CrawlinUK
Obama can smell what the Rock is cooking...
Musicfoodlove
The dude behind GW as well...the one in the small hat.
Jellyrabbit
Well he moved from the White House
PyroAvok
Neither does Cheney.
PizzaSlutForever
Yup. Right out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue ... (too soon?) ????
Nixipixi
He's sleeping
Speldrawng
When Trump was delivering his "inaugural address", you could tell that Obama was trying hard not to laugh.
ArrowheadCosplay
Was just about to say this lol
moxie916
I'm laughing so hard at this my dog's staring at me like I'm insane
jamlovingmonster
I was going to say the police can't shoot you of you don't move but we know that's a lie.
Crimsntyd
He's too busy thinkin bout not bein able to take those Hawaiian vacations no more.
avadakadabra
You do know he still gets paid nearly 200,000 a year right?
Crimsntyd
Yeah. But the Hawaiian vacations cost millions. Gonna have to downgrade.
ThisImgurShitIsHilarious
And free postage for life ;) that's my favorite post presidential perk!
ducttapeforum
All sitting Congressmen get that too!
algavinn
Replaced himself with a wax statue and got the fuck out.
SomeBritGuy
He's not the captain anymore, he doesn't have to go down with his ship ;)
Goldeon7
Something that Joe would do to go get ice cream
bobislost
if you look carefully bush is the only one who actually moves, obviously he missed the memo about wax statue stand ins
link117318
Omg why was everyone so still!
lizardinajar
Sounds like something he would do.
DevinNatTyv
Sounds like something Biden would do for him.
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
No that's some thing only a tactical genius could do... CREEEEEEEED!!!
algavinn
*Obama sitting on a beach in Jamaica drinking a cocktail:* "Thanks Obama!"
vadim85
Does Obama even lift?
imasnorlaxIRL
Is...is he asleep?
somewealthyamerican
He was running a diagnostic. Fact.
imasnorlaxIRL
Makes sense
happyplantlady
He's meditating...
TheVoiceofReason
Yes.
nineleftnuts
He's a black man in a photograph. He's not allowed to smile or move
Gringoface
Stone FAced Killer - Obama
eirebadboy
Does every living ex-President have to go to this?
LosPer
Some have sat it out...
SilentSupernova
They don't have to, but often do. 4/5 living former presidents were there, but George H W Bush is in hospital in Houston with pneumonia.
sanguis4k
That's terrible. I hope he gets better
ChocolateDementia
Have to, no. They show up to show support for the new leader of our Nation, whether you like him or not.
eirebadboy
Cool. Just curious what the protocol was.
RocketToInsanity
All incoming presidents have to to first find the ex-president and vice president who have hidden themselves in the white house.
eirebadboy
Fun game.
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JustaDick
It's the reason "coffee" took an extra 20 minutes before the inauguration this morning.
Goldcart
He got bored. Went AFK.
Pawnderlust
Lol
asswipeman
Well someone's gotta pull his string (this joke would've worked better with Bush).
XeArg
pull then cut it
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sangatster
I didn't realize he was that short. That chair is just swallowing him wholesale.
Short4ScooterPie
Notice the guy behind him to the right. The chair back you see is from the row behind Obama. That plus I'm drink so maybe not
Bibulus
You are both drunk and correct
hadji
This is why American politics suck. Fickle people. Acts goofy and now you all love him?
Ramshornlady
Well.. in light of events today......
DrDefenestro
I don't think any of those comments are coming from ppl older than 15, so what the hell would they know?
Mmmmmk
RIght? Let's forget all the shit he put the US and the rest of the world through; put stupid plastic on his head and everyone loves it.
IdeaOfLove
Is it any better than people loving Obama because he's well-spoken and classy? He dropped more bombs than Bush and bombed more countries.
kmikl
As a person, sure: he's a regular guy. President: not so much.
NoliLovesPinkfrosting
Seriously. Dubya turned me off to conservatism. I will never miss that man, ever.
potatoesmakemeveryhappy
Ikr? Before, everyone hated Bush. Now, they think Trump is worse, so they all love him all of a sudden.
bigredfiretruk
you must remember that Romney was villainized as a sexist animal abuser. when an actual asshole shows up the people are fed up with the lies
SeeDubious
I'd never vote for him, but I don't think he's a terrible person.
shmekie
All is not forgiven. I like the man a lot. But no, you're not a good president all of a sudden
TheChemSpark
Obama gets away with everything because he's a "cool" President.
LadyWidebottom
To be fair, I expect that many people already did love him, which is why he got two terms in office.
SirBrendan
Everyone gets two terms.
LadyWidebottom
His dad didn't
deathlyhallows90
Lol what? No, they don't.
SeeDubious
That isn't even close to being true.
leekyfaucet
You can like a person for how they act without thinking they are/would be a good president
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
Bush had the highest approval rating of any president after 9/11.. plenty of people did and do love him.
iZMXi
What was his profile as his presidency ended? lmao
PerhapsAnotherPerspective
...I mean, he did for a time. But it pretty continuously dropped from that point to rest in the 30's as he left office.
bigredfiretruk
i wouldnt wish a first 2 years like that on any president Rep or Dem. Bush did what he could and genuinely cared about america
elBajoNegro
Acts? This is just how he naturally is all the time.
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
Nevermind those coupla wars and that mission accomplished thing and the thing with the leaving the kids behind and whatever hurricane thing
TheFeralDog
Yes the hurricane was totally his fault...get the fuck out with your bullshit
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
MonKontanMang
You numbnut! He's obviously talking about the way Bush dealt with that whole catastrophe.
MonKontanMang
You numbnut! He's obviously talking about the way Bush dealt with that whole catastrophe.
DickDastardly404
You're right. He started an illegal war. He didn't have his priorities straight, and lots of people suffered for it. That said, from 1/2
SirBrendan
Illegal war? Reagan had an illegal war, but what made Bush's involvement in Iraq illegal?
DickDastardly404
some of the things he's said since leaving office, I believe he regrets his decisions regarding the middle east, and I believe that he 1.5/2
DickDastardly404
THOUGHT he was doing the right thing, however wrong he was. I don't think he's a bad person, he just made some bad calls, and when 1.75/2
DickDastardly404
you're the POTUS, those bad calls have a lot of fallout. I hated him for a long time, but I don't think he's any more the same man 1.875/2
DickDastardly404
he was 16 years ago than anyone else. Besides, even old bush is better than Trump, come now. 2/2
Jushtan
Why hate a man because of his policies? I disliked Obama's Administration, still do. But he is one cool cat in my book. 1/2
kalimakalimaaa
I staunchly disagreed with most of Pres Obamas policies. He was a very likable guy
Jushtan
Only assholes hate someone indiscriminately. And that's cool too, as long as you know you're an asshole about it.
IdeaOfLove
But hating someone because of their politics isn't indiscriminate. It's the opposite, and a totally legitimate reason to dislike someone.
Jushtan
You can hate the politics. You can hate the man. If you hate the man because of the politics...asshole. Different perspectives aren't sinful
Jushtan
That goes both ways. Hate the policies because of the man? Asshole.
LieutenantGordon
I think a lot of people chalk up the shit during his presidency to shitty, toxic advisors and colleagues.
ninjabutt
Isn't it really (secretly) alien lizards that run the country anyway?
CondescendingCunt
There's a little something called "agency". Look it up. Doing something bad because you were told to doesn't make it any less your fault.
PerhapsAnotherPerspective
Thing is, I agree, it was almost all his cabinets doing. But it's his primary responsibility as president to pick a good cabinet...
LieutenantGordon
1 True, but I doubt he picked his cabinet on the premise of 'who has the shittiest ethics/who's a warmonger/who's the most likely to shoot
LieutenantGordon
2 a buddy in the face'.
LieutenantGordon
3 GWB Jr. strikes me as being an alright guy, just not very bright.
LadyWidebottom
I disagree, I think he's very bright. I just think he doesn't have much of a mindset for politics, unfortunately.
LieutenantGordon
Also pretty plausible. Turns out he's also a pretty good painter too.