Jim's Toast

Feb 4, 2015 12:22 PM

ASuhDue

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and then jim fucked up

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I aint crying, I'm just allergic to dipshits.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

D'aww

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Guys, some advice: Stop hitting on the married woman cause you're sure you're meant for her. TV Love Story =/= Real Life love story

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

And thus, a false hope was born for those in the friendzone.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 12

To Waiting!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been driving stick since high school too, Jim, but you don't see me bragging about it.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hits home when you've been in this guy's situation.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need to change my approach http://imgur.com/d3jZMLu

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was led to believe there would be burnt bread.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I did any of that, I'd just be labeled creepy.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That's cos it is creepy. TV glorifies stalking and says being a creeper is okay if she gives in at the end. In real life, not so much.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I will upvote this every time. EVERY TIME.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I'll take "Things That Only Happen In The Movies" for $500.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Well it happened to me. *Results not typical, terms and conditions may apply*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dam feels but I still think Turk and JD make a better couple eaaaaaaagle

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I wish my life had writers that good.

11 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 3

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah here. That's lovely.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

I havent gotten this far in the show yet. Been watching it with my gf. But it makes me smile knowing shes gonna squeal when we watch this :)

11 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Damn, a post on imgur spoiled part of the finale for me, so hopefully you do not suffer a similar fate. Stay on track, it's a fun marathon.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First time around was a few months ago for me. At my peak speed, I finished almost 3 seasons in a week. I love that show.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... I did... and my girlfriend at the time judged me.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

We will get girlfriends that understands us one day... I hope

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She wasn't the one.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

be ready for how amazing this relationship is...kinda...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was devastated when they started ripping them apart near the end. Then they fixed it and I was so goddamn relieved.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

seriously. It made no sense either

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're gonna ball your eyes out at the wedding. Stock up on lots of tissue.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Duly noted. Tissues will be on hand. Thank you for the warning. :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Bawl. Lol, ball makes me think of melon balling one's eyes out xD

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was thinking you were gonna play basketball so hard you literally lose your eyes

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good god. Rereading it is making me cringe as well. Lol!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

gay

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Its nice how love works out when its fake.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

reposted but damn if not worth it. :)

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

relevant

11 years ago | Likes 551 Dislikes 1

BRING ON THE DRAKE JOKES

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drake the type of nigga to gaze adoringly at the bathroom stall his SO has just stepped into.

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Drake the type of nigga to laugh at an image you show him, even though hes seen it 39 times.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Oh, very good.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drake the type of nigga to click "Exit" because he wasn't 18 yet.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Drake the type of African American to *looks over shoulders* oh fuck *closes laptop*

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Drake the type of nigga to giggle when you poke his tummy.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why is the part where he accidentally blurts out Pam being pregnant never a part of this post!?

11 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 2

"They're going to name the baby after you... Memaw"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I loved that. Everyone was so worried about Michael, they forgot about how Jim isn't as cool as he pretends to be.

11 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

Also when he calls Jim's brother's jokes "classless" you realize Michael knows there's a line lol

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Such a train wreck after such a touching speech. That part is always hard for me to watch

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

We all want to find our Pam

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

I found mine in aisle 3 at my local grocery store.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or our Jim

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I'm your Jim. You're my Dwight

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I found my Pam already.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

this is amazing although I still prefer Michael's proposal to Holly

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

i watched that with tears streaming down my face, so beautiful.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AAAAH! Just started season 7... I should have known there would be spoilers in the comments section, BUT THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ouch... sorry bub, didn't mean to spoil anything but believe me watching it will make you shiver! get back at me when you've done it

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Best t.v. love story ever.

11 years ago | Likes 998 Dislikes 16

Ahem

11 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 14

Close, but Monica and Chandler gets that title for me.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

Nope. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LJP1DphOWPs/0.jpg

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Nooooope. Chuck Testa.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chuck Testa

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not even close. http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/ericfeeny.gif

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

THIS FUCKIN SHOW! Ugh, I just want to watch the Feney moments

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

april and andy or troy and abed

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 5

TOPANGA AND COREY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Nope http://imgur.com/RSdWSai

11 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 22

Cara Mía!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Considering we don't actually get to see their love evolve its not much of a love 'Story' as much as love that simply exists.

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

True. But still, they are THE loving couple.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We need this patient taken to the burn ward urgently:

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

This one goes back a ways. +1 cause even when it was happening I thought it wouldn't happen

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... i dont know who that is...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Niles and Daphne from a hit show called, Fraiser, which ran for 11 years. Niles' secret affection for Daphne lasted 7 adorable seasons.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thank you. I've only ever seen bits of episodes of that show.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gnope

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love these two

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Close second to http://imgur.com/NaWR4sZ

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hands down the best...

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

YES. I was looking for this one! Pam and Jim are awesome, but it wasn't as big of feels as it was when Chuck and Sarah finally got together.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't confirm "best", but it's right up there.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So close to one thousand COME ON ITS BEEN 4 YEARS

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always liked the end of Psych better

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the couple from up. end of discussion

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I followed this love with bated breath, but prefer the originals - Tim and Dawn <3

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maddie&David, Dan&Rosie, Buffy&Angel, Bob&Emily, Paul&Jamie, Rob&Laura would all like a word.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i dont even recognise which shows half of those are from

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a shame. You've missed some great TV.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, after they split up she married an FBI agent in white collar crimes. That's kind of a step up from where he ended up as a vice cop.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure. If you started watching TV in 2005. And only watched one network until 2013.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 20

It brings me great pleasure to post something like this knowing the under-25 crowd will downvote it to oblivion, without fail.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 14

Better duck, bro.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have no fear of downvotes. I'm not the most popular guy here. And I'm ok with that.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The thought process: There's a bad reply. Did someone out there think Pim WASN'T the all-time greatest? They MUST have fake points deducted!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

My god you're bitchy.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's just one of those days, homey.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

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11 years ago (deleted Jun 25, 2025 8:20 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It's guy love...between..twoo.....guuuuyyyyysssss!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mind went to J.D. and Elliot. I then realized, nope, that ain't even the best love story including J.D. in Scrubs.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Dude, we're a little married...

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I KNEW IT

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This again?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I cried SO HARD when they got married. Oh man. I wish I could just copy+paste their storylines together and watch one big movie.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Yes!! That would be awesome!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I ain't cryin my eyes is just sweaty

11 years ago | Likes 3364 Dislikes 9

Legitimately laughed out loud. Thanks.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend said that to me the day before I moved..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Allergies

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

for your information theres an inflammation in my tear glands

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I'm not upset because you left me this wayyyy, my eyes are just a little sweaty today. they've been looking around, a lot. searching for you

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Who's cutting onions?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's just been raining... On my face. And if you think you see some tears track down my cheeks pleeeeease, please... Don't tell my mates.

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

They've been looking around a lot, even though I told them not to

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

looking around a lot, looking for you, they been looking for you, even though i told them not to.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

arms weak mom's spaghetti

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

*knees week, but I'm glad someone else got this too.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I too have the meat-sweats

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Accurate.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's just a little bit of dust in my eye, its from the path that you made when you said your goodbye.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lyk dis is yuh cri every tim.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah it's hot in here

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I ain't crying... it's just raining in one of my eyes.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love you sweaty

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These aren't tears of sadness because your leaving me, I've just been cutting onions. I'm making a lasagna, for one.

11 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

My favorite lines in that song!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy! I'm just laughing!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

ha. ha. ha, ha. haa.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did you recently watch that episode of Brooklyn-99?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just watch that episode so this very relevant! So, how much blood do you usually have in your mouth when you do this?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew it! hahaha I literally watched that episode right before I saw your comment

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buford!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really can't decide if I love April and Andy or Pam and Jim more

11 years ago | Likes 526 Dislikes 18

it may just be the "who came first" problem, but I def think Pam and Jim, though I wouldnt say no to April/Andy

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Leslie and Ben.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

they should have a show where they are neighbors

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Pam and Jim

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

While I love both, I'm looking more for my Ben Wyatt.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I agree because Leslie is bat shit crazy and ben loves her no matter what crazy things she pulls and usually goes along with it

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yep. I don't think I'm quite as crazy as Leslie, but still. Plus he's cute and nerdy, and I love it.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

No love for Leslie and Ben here???

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I vote April and Andy

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 14

you don't have to choose, they're both perfect in their own way.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're such different couples it's impossible to decide. I love them both equally.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

April and Andy!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Porque no los dos?!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hands down Pam and Jim!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love is not a zero-sum game! It's more like chutes and ladders, or monopoly, or settlers of catan. What I'm saying is, what is love?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Baby don't hurt me...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

April and Andy FTW!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pamdy and Aprim

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're equally lovable in incredibly different ways.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

What about Andy and Plop?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me and my wife decided we will just have to go on couples retreats with both of them

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should go out into the world and find your PB&J(H). (Pam Beasley and Jim Halpert)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They should totally swing

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I spent way too long wondering what storyline and character I had somehow missed. Then I realized we weren't talking about Andy Bernard.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Saaaaame

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me, too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get the fuck out, P&J foreva.

11 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 10

Thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PB&J*

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Well now I should get the fuck out :(

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jim and Pam are the couple you want to be, April and Andy are the couple you want to hang out with.

11 years ago | Likes 404 Dislikes 3

wow. well put.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You put it into words

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's actually the opposite for me! I think it's an age thing. April and Andy are the "young" soulmates, while Pam and Jim are more mature.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I vote Andy and Jim

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Actually my husband and I identify more with Andy and April and we fucking love it.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't want to be Jim and Pam the day that Jim started lying to Pam.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is perfect

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just realized I am living this. My wife and I are gushy, good friends are bonkers. The wife being kinda grumpy to outsiders. Life is good.

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

The "was in love with someone with an SO but waited" story is always sweet until you're the SO...unless the SO is crazy like Roy.

11 years ago | Likes 1495 Dislikes 6

Yeah, fuck Roy, like, psh!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's an SÓ?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Significant Other

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What the hell is it with people on Imgur referring to their partners as "Significant others"? Is Imgur entirely populated by lawyers?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Because writing SO instead of "gf/bf" saves a few characters.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

What? Everyone does that. The phrase "significant other" isn't an imgur thing. It's not even an internet thing.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I started doing it because it feels sorta less stupid than saying "my boyfriend" when we're both in our 30s

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Do you not feel a bit silly saying "Significant other" though? In the same way you would if you wore an tuxedo/evening dress to McDonald's?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Oh yeah, it sounds stupid. But to me it sounds LESS stupid than a 32 y/o woman referring to her "boyfriend". There needs to be a better word

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. I use it in casual conversation all the time. Wish it had fewer syllables, but it still doesn't sound as dumb as "bf/gf".

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's so ridiculously formal. Just saying "my boyfriend", "my girlfriend", "my husband", or "my wife" sounds normal. "My significant...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

SO is gender neutral and works for any type of relationship: husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, cohabitator, etc.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

It's also ridiculously formal, at the same level as referring to your son/daughter as your "dependant".

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

People rarely say "My S.O." They use it when they're talking hypothetically and don't know the other ppl's genders/relationships

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Also quicker than typing "boyfriend/girlfriend"

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No it's not lol, and when is gender neutrality that important in normal speech? "Mom or dad, mom or dad, I'd like you to...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

For example: "What would you do if your S.O. cheated on you?" is quicker than "if your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife cheated on you?"

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And what would be wrong with "Partner"?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh, not every relationship is meant to be. Even if Jim didn't exist and Roy weren't crazy, they still weren't right for each other.

11 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

And the waited-for-relationship is just as unlikely to be. You risk waiting years for something that only lasts a month (if it at all).

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But sometimes that one month was all you needed. Sure it sucks, but it provides closure otherwise impossible to obtain.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you just say that even if Roy was a completely different person that he still isn't the right person? Intriguing

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

No. I feel like the only "crazy" thing he did was trash a bar with his brother. If you take that out of the equation, he was a bit 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

douchey but not terrible. Still not right for Pam though. 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My SO's coworker was totally trying to wait us out. Me bringing it up made me the asshole somehow

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I don't get that. "He's just nice", the girl says. Lady, I can spot a guy hang dogging in hope of a date. I've been there. He's there.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

into her and was just waiting for us to break up. She denied it and said he was just nice and was like that to everyone. They started to 2/3

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had that happen with my ex that i dated for 4 years. Our last fight was bout a me telling her that one of our mutual friends was 1/?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

date just 3 months after our break up. Crushed me.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I suspect, much of the time, the lady/dude you're dating in question is well aware of what is going on.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My ex would talk to this guy almost everyday, though he never directly flirted with my ex he was overly friendly. She that he was just

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

in my perspective she "down graded", but if he makes her happy well then Im happy for her.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It still hurts that when she started to date the guy a few months after we broke up. Im mostly over it now, I take comfort knowing that 3/?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

being a good friend. I knew better, I tried getting her to see it from my perspective, didnt work. I know she never cheated on me but 2/?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "was in love with someone with an SO but waited" story is always sweet, unless the person you love says the story from their perspective

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've always wanted a movie that ends with the main character going "you know what? he IS better for you." and move on. but they never are.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

Oh wow, ok people, you have delivered.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well "failed romance" is a common enough theme. Try 500 Days of Summer, Lost in Translation, or the classic Annie Hall.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Feb 8, 2015 1:50 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Always upvote John Huges.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Casablanca.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A Tale of Two Cities dude. I mean, it's a book but still

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Best Friend's Wedding? It's been a while since I've seen it, but from what I remember it fits.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Something Borrowed (chick flick, but watchable) was kind of like that.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sleepless in Seattle kinda. He says he doesn't want to be someone she settles on.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hunchback of Notre Dame

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

If you're really, really ugly, then fairy tale love just ain't in the cards for you – even in a fairy tale.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Story of my life

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It wasn't exactly a fairy tale. It was based on a gothic novel written by Victor Hugo. Like horror, gothic genre has sad ends (1).

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure, but in the novel - I think - Quasimodo is horribly murdered. (2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I know but "gothic novel written by Victor Hugo" didn't really work for my punchline.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU KIDDING ME PAM?!?!?!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Making the guy she's already with crazy, violent, or just an asshole is the go-to way to resolve shit like this in any movie. Or he dies.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If they truly do wait and don't sabotage the relationship, it's hard to be that mad at someone for this.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The story was my story, except we broke up, she's now married to someone else, and I'm miserable about it. Guess I had it coming.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

My sons mom & I broke up 17 years ago. She got married 2X, I moved on, but not really. We are back together now. You just never know.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Good for you, man (genuinely mean that, not sarcasm). Not much hope for me though. We have no ties at this point. No kids, no mutual [1]

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

friends, and there's about 70 miles between us. Years later, I still think about her every day but I'll probably never see her again. [2]

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, having the kid between us helped for sure, having to stay in contact and all. Still, my mom, after her divorce, ran into a H.S. BF and

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remarried. So go live your life, you never know what the future may hold.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm trying to. Just found out about their marriage recently so that wound's still fresh but it's getting easier to accept at least.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was in a very similar situation as Pam was. With a high school bf for 3 years. Though we'd get married. But "Jim" came along and we 1/?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2/? got along amazingly well. We clicked so perfectly. I tried to make it work with "Roy" but he was very clueless. I gave him plenty of

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3/? chances but we just weren't right for each other. Broke up with Roy, and immediately started dating Jim. We've been together 4.5 yrs now

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

4/4 and have never been happier. Yeah, my "Roy" wasn't happy about it, but we just weren't meant to be. We needed to break up anyway.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Signed in on mobile just to ask you if you're me!?! Dated a guy in high school for 3 years til I met another guy in college who (1/?)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awesome! I wish you many more happy years!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kept me on his radar but respectfully (didn't try to steal me but started a friendship) and we got along SO well! We've been together (2/?)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years this month and are so happy together. Only difference is I never thought I'd marry the HS guy (me being a dick I guess), now I (3/?)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plan on spending the rest of my life with my current SO, it seems unreal. That is all, :) our stories were scary similar, had to share!(4/4)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I empathized with Roy. From what I've seen, Pam didn't communicate her issues with the relationship and thus it fell apart.

11 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 6

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11 years ago (deleted Mar 15, 2015 3:31 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Guess that makes sense.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think this. Roy matured a great deal after the breakup. He was meant for us to hate, but he was stuck in high school for 4-5 seasons.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Definitely saw that side of it too but at the same time I feel like that she can only communicate that way with Jim and not Roy.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I guess for all we know, she tried and he wasn't receptive.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That's the impression I got. We saw her try a few times, he just didn't understand and she gave up.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Guess what? I'm in this situation! Except I'm the SO. And the asshole in love with my wife is one of my oldest friends. He was in my (1/?)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

fucking wedding. He is the one who got us together in the first place! (Wife and I were third-wheels on one of his dates...) I've (2/?)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

known him since freshman year in highschool, we graduated together. We can't "un-friend" him because he's in a bad spot in life and (3/?)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

he kinda needs friends (Afghanistan vet, PTSD, family issues), but I can't stand him. He knows I know, too. I just put on the "We've (4/?)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

been friends too long to let this come between us" act, but I just want to tell him if he texts my wife again, I'll fucking kill him.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah this is the other side of that idea... and waiting for someone like that rarely ever works out. Life is short, get out there.

11 years ago | Likes 288 Dislikes 1

True that! Don't be a creeper stalker like this IRL. Go get your own SO, one that is single.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yup, bash the other guys head in. Can't be with her if he is in a coma, right? #PsychoRelationshipAdvice

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It worked for me I had got out of a shit relationship and need a friend. Started to hang out with her. After a year I was head over heels1/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She was in a relationship with a guy who didn't know what the fuck he was doin. Not a bad guy, just a bad bf. By the time he was out of 1/?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Way she had started to fall for me. It's been 2.5 years now. *results not typical, terms and conditions may apply*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The side of that also implies that every person worth waiting for can be easily replaced. #romanceisalie

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

I wouldn't say "easily". Once you feel a strong attraction towards someone, you have limited control over your emotional response to them.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

You guys are giving me mixed messages

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Momma always said, "The best way to get over someone is to get under someone."

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Your mum said that?!

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Rough life lesson coming in: Yes, they can. Always. It is entirely in your head.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

This is so important. Even if you love someone and they break your heart, you can and will be happy and in love again.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nope.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Physical pain is also in your head. Wanting to move on isn't enough to immediately counter the symptoms of unrequited love.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I did say it was a rough life lesson.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We should teach this in school.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Teaching teenagers logic and reason is a fool's errand most of the time. Source: I was a dumb teenager some years ago.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That said, actual sex and dating education should be required in school.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1