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Jun 20, 2017 9:23 AM
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Kkenn
Guys please don't try this at home. It's fake. Once those spammers know you're an active user. They will spam you like mad.
SIRTOXIC13
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
svon1
i once told a fraud phone-lottery asshole (they where calling us for a week and wouldnt stop) if they call me 1 more time i kill them and1/2
svon1
2/2 eat their liver but not in that order,, (i got that from the penguins at the end of the Madagascar movie) ,they never called again
Intheshadowofgiants
I was expecting to be disappointed but I got to the end and was strangely satisfied 1+.
eetsumkaus
tha--that's what she said
JuanM0reTac0
I never realize how far the iPhone's interface has come until I see these screenshots.
andDontCallMeSurely
How is there only one image?
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
Scrolling screenshot. Many phones can do it. OnePlus and Samsung phones at the very least.
FCOAlex
~Baby come back! You can blame it all on me!~
browning94
That moment you read the first two boxes say screw it scroll to the bottom and realized you missed some serious shit so go back to the top
mehlec
Karen is a whore
PikaGirl1987
Wow
solarsquid
I tell them I'm trying to find my credit card to give them the number and see how long they'll wait for me to rummage for it b4 hanging up.
beerlady
Then you put the phone done to do shit with every loud thing in the house, like vacuum and forget.
solarsquid
Exactly
abeigor
"KAREN WERE YOU ENGAGED BEFORE WE MET TELL ME THE TRUTH"
tinyfootprints
I have enough trouble fitting my iPhone 6S into my pocket. No way would I carry a phone that big.
CaptEgDiggles
Anti scammer
CaptEgDiggles
Anti scammer
maripikasaur
LMFAO
HandsomeJack19
This guy has wayyy too much time on his hands. Too much time. Definitely too much time. On his hands I mean. Way too much time on his hands.
Greyz
This shit is so forced. Can it even be called entertainment at this point?
eetsumkaus
scat porn exists. so clearly people are entertained by watchings others force shit out
eclect0
If there were a human being at the other end, which is doubtful, they probably wouldn't even speak English.
nonstopfox
They probably would have just blocked his number after the second message. But in the real world they use a computer and don't get any texts
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
I got hung up on him misspelling closest as closet and this happened: "Closette, close the closest clothes closet"... Sorry, I'll leave now.
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
He's telling you to stop because he's afraid you're gonna woo Karen back
ovelanimimerkki
I don't think he should. Never hit on your ex. She's an ex for a reason. Partly because of the whole hitting thing.
RagnarTheBold27
VirtualNaut
Radiorifle
ovelanimimerkki
SecondSince
Rightfully so! This guy sounds like a real catch!
BababaMoooya1
Hahahah
BrontTheGoodBoy
Is this that "Mr. Steal Yo Girl" I've been hearing so much about?
GoodGraces
Touché! Well done! He had no idea what he was in for.
GoodGraces
By the way, I'm impressed that he spoke English.
stehenallein
fyi: this type of spam usually incorporates call id spoofing. the person the number belongs to isn't the person (s) spamming you.
ProphetChuck
After that response, I would have used an SMS bomb, just to annoy him even further.
igotasweetass
Ok i'll ask: wtf is an sms bomb and how do i do it?
ProphetChuck
An SMS bomb sends an unlimited amount of SMS to anyone of choice. https://ipeeworld.com/send-unlimited-sms-to-your-friend-with-sms-bomber/
kharmakhan
Check out this video on YouTube: http://youtu.be/-7OgWcwgB50
pacmanrockshok
The balls to spam someone and then say "dude, stop" like they're just supposed to be okay with it
strangledbyaturtleneck
Too bad I get automated spam calls...
BababaMoooya1
Lol
tkuicbhnhbh
Mmm.. interestingly all of this type of post has "Dude, Stop"..
railgap
How does a bot respond "dude, stop"?
JustHereForTopComment
Dude
Strongit
It probably wasn't a bot, they likely used number spoofing and he's messaging some poor random person who's number they used.
labyrinthconvention
this happened to me once just a few months ago. I said 'i'm not the one calling, prob a spoofer' he said '(#*& you #)(&# i'm not losing/2
labyrinthconvention
my parole for some ()#&()*&# ass #*()&#)(*' ...K
DotSlashNatalie
More than likely he just spammed that link to every number possible. Pretty easy to do on Android and Python.
ReverseNecrophiliac
This guy had a bot on his phone so he could save money by not getting another phone, so his phone blew up with notifications and he got mad
AcidOPhilus
probably. Maybe.
Techpriest93
It was annoyed, most cheap bots dont have the self awareness feature disabled
HOCNOMINEESTFICTUS
The guy has a bot on his phone
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
HOCNOMINEESTFICTUS
When you miss the joke of the guy you accuse of missing the joke...
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
Please, explain to me how that was a joke, me and ~8 others don't get it
monkimajik
How the fack do you take a 3 foot long screenshot?
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SnowMercy
Someone asking the important questions!
midsongnipplerub
It's easy when you make up the whole thing
Retromorphic
How the feck do you measure a 3 ft long screenshot ?
FauxItTilYouBlowIt
Panoramic, duh.
mrmoe198
The world needs to know!!!
Drakezx
Magic
inoiknownothing
Apparently there are apps for it. Do your own research as it depends on what phone you have.
Thedailywumbo
Very carefully
MidasTheAlchemist
CVS made it.
BanThisIfYouDare
With your two feet and one hand.
Beepity
It's like cropping, but in reverse.
Antugus
Cropping, is a magical thing
LtMushroomCock
There's apps that let you put together screenshots
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
https://imgur.com/mTA6oUx
time4thyme
The important question
dAcIaW
ask dave
KingBanana8008
Mirrors probably
MrRedPND
Samsung's scroll capture
f1223214
I don't even know how to take a screenshot. I did one time accidentaly, and been searching how to do it since then.
utdrmac
I use this app: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/stitch-it-edit-share-screenshots-combining-screengrabs/id554594252?mt=8
CurieCat
I use that too
dragonpossum
Is it any better? I tried it about s a year ago and it kept crashing
atmac
OP is with a 3ft long camera of course
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Not being bad at cropping.
VodkaReindeer
And why the fuck isn't everyone who gets to FP doing it.
ninmonkey
Because they are reposting existing content
RomeoEchoXray
Because we keep upvoting garbage. A better FP is everyone's job.
Cereaza
By making it up.
cntdn
http://imgur.com/V8GvAUn like dis
riseofaodh
MS Paint
TheBufferkiller
That's what I always use. Cut the words off in the middle and lining up the images is easy.
DickDastardly404
If you take multiple screens you can stitch them is Photoshop in a matter of ~60 sec
rzlprnft
Don't foot, metric!
Wolf2Worrior
"fack"
KrondorMocker
iphone 16 http://creativebits.org/sites/default/files/The-evolution-of-iPhone.jpg
zoeaW1ndXI
Sike, there would still only be a 4*5 app grid though
Dmgctrl
https://iwsmt-content-ok2nbdvvyp8jbrhdp.stackpathdns.com/9142012031906iwsmt.jpeg
TooManySharpThings
With a 3 foot long phone
WirenutsInYourButts
Actually laughed out loud on this one, +1
DumbBr0ad
This. Obviously.
PerroMalcriado
presenting the new samsung infinity, why scroll if you can see all the shit at the same time
CuntyBollocksThe2nd
Gave me a chuckle. Thank you
Bradswifi
lmaoooo
TrustMeImABassist
The guy is already using an iPhone 15
musicalmammal
With the software of iOS 5?
bmrolfLord
Yaaassssss
RommieCommieKazi
My android let's me "scroll" screenshot. Pretty useful for forwarding snips of convos
atstrupp3000
.
CurlingOneOut
.
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
Works on S7 as built in feature.
EdumamacationUSay
How how de carabow?
rawkon
????.....batutin!
EdumamacationUSay
Aaayyye
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Apparently Samsungs to it natively, and for the rest there's this: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glitch.stitchandshare
ILikeToCheckUsernames
On Android when you take a screenshot and it kinda pops up there's an option on the lower right to make it a scrolling shot
PrehistoricPlesiosaurus
Thank you mate. I think this is one of those things more people should know about.
Gouki
Only on samsung .its called scroll capture. Right after you screenshot a small + pops on lower left to capture more.
EdumamacationUSay
Thank you my kind imgurian.
ILikeToCheckUsernames
Only a pleasure friend
YesMyNameIsNo
Wut, it doesn't work for me
ILikeToCheckUsernames
Ah man, that's a bummer ????
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Apparently Samsungs to it natively, and for the rest there's this: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glitch.stitchandshare
kreddii
Doesn't work for me. I have android 6.0. Am I doing something wrong? When I take the Screenshot the screen pops like you said but there's no
kreddii
Button :/
JamBarn
But this is an iPhone...
twentyfourcharacterslong
Just hold the volume down, power, and home button until the screen blinks.
xcrit
Stitch It! app for iOS. https://itunes.apple.com/US/app/id554594252?mt=8&ign-mpt=uo=4
JarlmannViking
If a convo is longer than 1 screen, it stops being a snip and becomes a strip instead.
Wakzo
Like this https://imgur.com/xAKzdgx
foreplayman
WAIT HOW DO YOU DO THIS???
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Apparently Samsungs to it natively, and for the rest there's this: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glitch.stitchandshare
Gouki
Only on samsung.its called scroll capture. Right after you screenshot a small + pops on lower left to capture more.
Suravik
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foreplayman
But I got one of the Moto Zs and I should have os 6! I got assistant and everything!
Gouki
Seems it's for Samsung only. Sorry
dirtyketchup
Not gonna lie; as an iPhone user, that sounds pretty dope.
Unchartify
Isn't this an iPhone tho or do they have that feature as well?
ImOldGregIveGotAMangina
That's cool and all, but that's an I phone... so how did they do it?
KillaLlamaCult
multiple screenshots and edit them together?? idk...
xcrit
Stitch It! app for iOS. https://itunes.apple.com/US/app/id554594252?mt=8&ign-mpt=uo=4
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Apparently, unless you have a Samsung device, you have to get an app to do it on both Android and iPhone.
GeneralBullshit
What fuckery is that? How the heck
reemofpaper
Androids > iPhones
applesauceday
As an android user, shut the fuck up.
reemofpaper
Ok lol
reemofpaper
Let people say what they want, don't see how this affects you at all...too serious about imgur comments!!!!!!
reallynotalex
You got to say what you wanted, and then so did they. Ya fool
andachairaswell
Omg yes! What a damn time to be alive!!
MarkGuy
I just figured this out and I was super fired up
Kenso33
Hooooow
Gouki
Only on samsung.its called scroll capture. Right after you screenshot a small + pops on lower left to capture more.
solipsys
How??
foesmono
screamed the stable boy
xcrit
Stitch It! app for iOS. https://itunes.apple.com/US/app/id554594252?mt=8&ign-mpt=uo=4
Nize426
When you take a screen shot it briefly gives you the option to edit or share. The most left option is scroll.
Lulumegan
I've tried before on a Facebook convo and couldn't get it to work. Is there any secret to it?
tropicalsunfish
SO THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS wow the more you know
julgran
Wow...thanks dude! Never knew this!
Gouki
I thinking that it's a feature of Android 6.
Gouki
Oops seems it's only for Samsung devices.
UffDaDan
What phone do you have? Any pointers? Google is insufficient right now
Arbitrarynamehere
Not sure where else to post this but if anyone finds or knows how to do this on a Nexus 6p I'd appreciate it
alertlink2b4
I have a Samsung Galaxy S8 and it lets me do it don't know what other phones do it though
UffDaDan
You and your Samsung. Droid here, not familiar, but worth a shot. But sounds cool
UsernameNotTaken2
I have 8plus how do you do it??
FaceBookAI
S6 here. Can do. I think all you need is the latest update
Its3amAndImFeelingSaucy
android use here, how do you do that?
Glowtech
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ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Apparently Samsungs to it natively, and for the rest there's this: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glitch.stitchandshare
Notracistgrandpa
Hollllllllllleeeeeeee shiiiit I learned something new
justahumanonline
On some of the newer Samsung models, it's a built in feature. for other phones, there are apps that do the same thing.
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
OnePlus user here (So OxygenOS, very similar to stock so idk if it's a feature they've added) and I have it too
TheOtherOneWhoFlapsInTheNight
Xiaomi phones running MIUI8 has it natively.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Apparently Samsungs to it natively, and for the rest there's this: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glitch.stitchandshare
MasturbateAndReavaluate
Damnit, I just got a fuckin LG...
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Apparently Samsungs to it natively, and for the rest there's this: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glitch.stitchandshare
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
OnePlus user here. When I screenshot four buttons briefly appear at the bottom: share, edit, scroll shot, and delete.
goldanred
OnePlus Two user here. I only get Share and Delete :(
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
I have the 3T. Have they stopped software updates on the Two? Might be a newer feature.
Nomtombouts
Screenshot. There should be a button that comes up and asks if you want to scroll
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
I don't think mine lets me do that... at least, I don't think I've ever been given the option.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Apparently Samsungs to it natively, and for the rest there's this: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glitch.stitchandshare
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
Just tested you have to hold the screen shot button down
Gouki
Only on samsung.its called scroll capture. Right after you screenshot a small + pops on lower left to capture more.
KZDM
That's amazing, thanks! I've needed this feature, galaxy s7
Gouki
No problem. :)
StandAgainstTyranny
Not on the Galaxy S5:(
Satou44
I was wondering the same thing, I have one too :(