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Feb 17, 2015 1:12 AM
Notparticularlycreative
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BiggieShakur
But for real real though, Drake's new mix tape is fya
musiton
WHO THE FUCK IS TRYNA???
ChefHannibal
oh look. one third of the last black twitter album.. again
Mahanos
That Hennessey one actually made me cringe.
ImJacksMedullaOblongata
came for the funnies, stayed for the booty
Bloominfreckles
Why don't you ever see North eating some Cheerios, flipping through a board-book at these things? Jaysus. Help that child.
PeskyGentlemen
When you playin chicken but your song come on http://imgur.com/2ejf7Wq
MotoMorales
When you hangin out with your side chick and your wife shows up
schubox
reading 50 shades of grey is not a good way to up your sex game
Misora
TIL there's an expensive side of the menu. :P
LadyBeauregard
Why is cheating on their girlfriend normal?
DaveyG
Starting to think half of these are white dudes pretending to be black
sippinonorphantears
that ass....
DroolingYeastman
Phew! Not 136 pictures!
jakedirty
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
lost it as the first slice of bread
banditz
same here, im still giggling
Ezzybells
That's not a Cheetah tho -- It's a Leopard! I know this from that imgur post!! TMYK
Weentit
A jaguar is part of the panthera family!
rpimgs
Also photoshopped lol. Big cat's balls are never orange in color. Even actual cheetah nads. They're a light tan / sandy color.
gagedlimits
TMYK
YourLordCthulhu
...Please don't look at big cat's balls.
rpimgs
Well it's not on a daily basis, but I once wanted to be a big cat vet. So studies for that involve knowledge of the whole anatomy. :)
inchoroi
Dat ass.
thexderr
Still looking...
crazyhownaturemakedat
Unreal
nineT2
Seriously
inchoroi
This, gentleman, is why I married a black chick.
queenelizabeth
FYI the hair guy just has relaxer cream in his hair, combed thru. The finished product will be even worse lol
Obeythesnail
I like to think the cream is like "shhhhh, shhhhh it's fine, shhhh"
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
How... how is that even physically possible?
UpVoteAllDogs
Why what will it look like?
GandalfUnicorn
If they don't overdue it, it'll just look like flat slightly curly and longways wavy hair honestly. If they do... Death.
DeadlyInertia
As a black person: that's a texturizer, and we use it to define curl patterns (i.e, to open up the tighter curls our hair grows in)
OrangeIsTheNewBanana
So a jheri curl?
DeadlyInertia
the problem is that genetics exists for a reason, some people look really messy with curly hair if it doesn't match their other phenotypes
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DeadlyInertia
Why not, my good friend?
FinallySafeFromShiaLaBeouf
What would happen if you used it in slightly curly hair?
DeadlyInertia
hey sorry for the late reply, I'm guessing it will straighten the hair completely. a texturizer is a form of a mild relaxer
DeadlyInertia
2. it will straighten your hair completely if you, 1 leave it in too long, or 2 your curls naturally very loose (already close to straight)
FinallySafeFromShiaLaBeouf
Oh I got confused, I thought it would like define the curls or something. I can't find anything to do that for my hair. Thanks for the info!
theblackcanaryyy
This man is the face of black Twitter. He's beenin every single one http://imgur.com/51Pl1CT
wheresthebaby
And it's always a different description.
actuallyMikeTyson
he got famous for being the only black man at the first pro Darren Wilson rally.
yourdreampaddle
His name is Martin Baker
Happitack
Kanye the type of dude, to give himself a "best dad" mug
WhatwouldJesusdeadlift
Black twitter is best twitter
AllisDashChalmersWasAnInsideJob
Vine too.
AllHailMegatron
Black twitter is life
Pencillin
I don't usually like these but #18 made my day
TheToasterizle
"or not" makes me feel uncomfortable, should be "or nah"
Xzchaeitoe
As a mobile user: 1...2...3...4...
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
Aye fuck nigga S/O to Channel 2 Action News in Atlanta
hedgehogsarelife
Beyonce's face though..
argo12
Can't Kim and Kanye afford a babysitter? Leave that kid at home.
captainobvioustits
unfathomable. can't leave your signature accessory at home.
TheQuinch
At least Kanye is trying to entertain his child.
melveys
A lot of celebrities take their kids to fashion shows. Unfortunately Kim is breaking the parent code by not getting North out of there asap.
BreadyStinellis
I hate when parents do that. Just because you can block it out, doesn't mean we all can.
melveys
It's not like it benefits them to stay since they cant even hear/participate anyway.
ThePLURicane
Besiege reference in black twitter? They're evolving...
FartedWhileMakingUpName
The black dudes I know can out-anime me and out-pokemon me any day.
noneanymore
No, I'm pretty sure that's OP's own twitter plug, hence the "now", not able to be retweeted, and no favs/rts
IHatePuns
Only took em a couple hundred thousand years.
SpaztasticTheDiabolical
Fun fact: black people play more video games than any other race in the US. Source: fuck that it's late here.
Monster1776
I mean if we're counting 2KLive, Cod, and Madden, sure.
icookfoodandfightfire
and that tuesday one, i know its got nothing to do with batman but i like to believe were spreading
MulattoLatte
Oh good I wasn't the only one that thought that
CooRadDuu
It's a reference to a song, "Tuesday. "
icookfoodandfightfire
yea i know the song and it clicked when i was halfway through, but man can dream, cant he
AskingTheRealQuestions
After gaming my whole life and then playing GTA online it was surreal to meet black people in video games
AskingTheRealQuestions
And by black I mean people you can actually hear are black. I'm sure there are black gamers in other games you just can't hear it, lol.
BuryMeInBerries
What makes it surreal to see black people playing video games? Do you live in a very isolated place?
AskingTheRealQuestions
I live in Norway so not many black people here, and I've gamed almost exclusively PC, GTA was the first time I heard "ebonics" in gaming
AskingTheRealQuestions
In hindsight I now see that it may be because GTA is the first online game I've played where I haven't been on EU region by default lol
smeefy
thats the easiest pull out position and easiest for cleanup
TheLeafVillagesHandsomeDevil
It's the hardest when you love the booty.
sheepwearthongs
just wondering, why?
smeefy
easy to maneuver, pull out and jizz on back, cleanup and repeat.
Supanini
I was in this position, she said I could unload on her butt, and I pulled out and shot it all the way in her hair. Laughed my ass off
smeefy
best to not tell them and have them walk around with "gel"
sheepwearthongs
I mean why would it be the hardest position to pull out of?
smeefy
hypnobutt
CaptainADHD
The year is 2052. I am still not tired of this shit.
Supanini
I think you need to check your calendar
Moonmoonn
What is it like in the year 2052?
CaptainADHD
The bombs have come, and the great nations have fallen. But we still have Black Twitter so that's nice.
Moonmoonn
That sounds scary lol
CaptainADHD
Black Twitter? Nah. It's just regular Twitter, only funny.
Moonmoonn
No no the bombs and fallen places.. I love black twitter hilarious
ParagonBeanzz
FYI drakes new album/mix tape is is actually fire as fuck and not very emotional as his others
JasonD
I think I still don't get it
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JasonD
starting with that, yes
FelipeRios
It gets the people goin
HailTheKhalEZ
I need a Black Twitter dealer. I'm beginning to need a fix daily.
miraquiTOMA
Got Whatsapp?
barracobarner
https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter you're welcome.
redsmerf
The first time a black friend said "all yall niggas" to the whole group, she saw my "seriously" face, pointed at me and said "yes, you too"
mirwin13
Shh don't overreact you'll blow your cover!
craychel
you:
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Deezius
Lol, this dog. Always looking so concerned.
otakudan
So this applies to you
GameOfJabronis
xChillnx
The word "Nigga's" is not about race its basically the same thing as "guys" or "bros".
JocelynnMccaleb
Seriously like excited or like annoyed?
redsmerf
Also, what the heck were you doing back here 10 months later?
JocelynnMccaleb
Blame Imgur for giving me something from that far back
redsmerf
More like "did you really just call me a nigga?"
Beeroclock94
My brother is borderline albino and our black waiter called him "brotha." He just looked at me and said "Im one of them!!!"
JustVikingThings
I literally cheered when my black friends dubbed me "honorary nigga."
WisconsinHome
Nice
redsmerf
The fuck you doing back here?
WisconsinHome
?
redsmerf
It's been 5 years. The hell are you doing back here?
redsmerf
For the record: I'm about as white as you can get and not be albino.
erischilde
lol. Had a black coworker one day declare "ya know, jews be niggas too!".. i was slackjawed, he laughed...
AbsolutelyDramaticNutjob
I wa~as in love with an albino, her lack of pigment seemed like fun~
AbsolutelyDramaticNutjob
Her ski~in the whitest alabaster, her eyes as pink as pink as bubblegum~
AbsolutelyDramaticNutjob
THen one day it snowed real hard, and she disappe~ee~eared~
ssj3icecap
My black friends say I'm the blackest nigga they know. I'm white.
TheHammerGuy
So like a red smerf?
redsmerf
What the hell brought you back here?
TheHammerGuy
Boredom mostly
Alphatronx3
Nicely put
AtomicDJ
If you were any whiter, you'd be clear.
GlassPhysics
so like a red smurf?
runeks
*smerf
redsmerf
Do you see a U in my name? (but no, I am ginger)
HughLaurie
Then what's a "smerf" ?
redsmerf
Me.
nickg131
My name is Nick (See username) and a black co worker says "My Nicka!" whenever I do something he thinks is cool/funny.
Leahcim1v1s
I had a friend whose step dads last name was Negron. I was 14 and couldn't help myself.
EscargatoireMunch
So what you are saying is you aren't all bino just half bino?
YouNeedAJacketAndImLowOnGas
What she's saying is she's not "ya'll-bino"
redsmerf
Ginger, so I might as well be