Black Twitter

Feb 17, 2015 1:12 AM

But for real real though, Drake's new mix tape is fya

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHO THE FUCK IS TRYNA???

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

oh look. one third of the last black twitter album.. again

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That Hennessey one actually made me cringe.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

came for the funnies, stayed for the booty

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Why don't you ever see North eating some Cheerios, flipping through a board-book at these things? Jaysus. Help that child.

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When you playin chicken but your song come on http://imgur.com/2ejf7Wq

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When you hangin out with your side chick and your wife shows up

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reading 50 shades of grey is not a good way to up your sex game

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL there's an expensive side of the menu. :P

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why is cheating on their girlfriend normal?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Starting to think half of these are white dudes pretending to be black

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

that ass....

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Phew! Not 136 pictures!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

the only reason I laughed at this.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lost it as the first slice of bread

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

same here, im still giggling

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not a Cheetah tho -- It's a Leopard! I know this from that imgur post!! TMYK

11 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 2

A jaguar is part of the panthera family!

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Also photoshopped lol. Big cat's balls are never orange in color. Even actual cheetah nads. They're a light tan / sandy color.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

TMYK

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...Please don't look at big cat's balls.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well it's not on a daily basis, but I once wanted to be a big cat vet. So studies for that involve knowledge of the whole anatomy. :)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dat ass.

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Still looking...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unreal

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Seriously

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This, gentleman, is why I married a black chick.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FYI the hair guy just has relaxer cream in his hair, combed thru. The finished product will be even worse lol

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I like to think the cream is like "shhhhh, shhhhh it's fine, shhhh"

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How... how is that even physically possible?

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Why what will it look like?

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

If they don't overdue it, it'll just look like flat slightly curly and longways wavy hair honestly. If they do... Death.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

As a black person: that's a texturizer, and we use it to define curl patterns (i.e, to open up the tighter curls our hair grows in)

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

So a jheri curl?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the problem is that genetics exists for a reason, some people look really messy with curly hair if it doesn't match their other phenotypes

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago (deleted Mar 13, 2015 2:48 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Why not, my good friend?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What would happen if you used it in slightly curly hair?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hey sorry for the late reply, I'm guessing it will straighten the hair completely. a texturizer is a form of a mild relaxer

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2. it will straighten your hair completely if you, 1 leave it in too long, or 2 your curls naturally very loose (already close to straight)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I got confused, I thought it would like define the curls or something. I can't find anything to do that for my hair. Thanks for the info!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This man is the face of black Twitter. He's beenin every single one http://imgur.com/51Pl1CT

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And it's always a different description.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he got famous for being the only black man at the first pro Darren Wilson rally.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

His name is Martin Baker

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Kanye the type of dude, to give himself a "best dad" mug

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Black twitter is best twitter

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

Vine too.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Black twitter is life

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I don't usually like these but #18 made my day

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"or not" makes me feel uncomfortable, should be "or nah"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a mobile user: 1...2...3...4...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aye fuck nigga S/O to Channel 2 Action News in Atlanta

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beyonce's face though..

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can't Kim and Kanye afford a babysitter? Leave that kid at home.

11 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 2

unfathomable. can't leave your signature accessory at home.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

At least Kanye is trying to entertain his child.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

A lot of celebrities take their kids to fashion shows. Unfortunately Kim is breaking the parent code by not getting North out of there asap.

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

I hate when parents do that. Just because you can block it out, doesn't mean we all can.

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It's not like it benefits them to stay since they cant even hear/participate anyway.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Besiege reference in black twitter? They're evolving...

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The black dudes I know can out-anime me and out-pokemon me any day.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

No, I'm pretty sure that's OP's own twitter plug, hence the "now", not able to be retweeted, and no favs/rts

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Only took em a couple hundred thousand years.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 22

Fun fact: black people play more video games than any other race in the US. Source: fuck that it's late here.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

I mean if we're counting 2KLive, Cod, and Madden, sure.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

and that tuesday one, i know its got nothing to do with batman but i like to believe were spreading

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Oh good I wasn't the only one that thought that

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It's a reference to a song, "Tuesday. "

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

yea i know the song and it clicked when i was halfway through, but man can dream, cant he

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After gaming my whole life and then playing GTA online it was surreal to meet black people in video games

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And by black I mean people you can actually hear are black. I'm sure there are black gamers in other games you just can't hear it, lol.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What makes it surreal to see black people playing video games? Do you live in a very isolated place?

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I live in Norway so not many black people here, and I've gamed almost exclusively PC, GTA was the first time I heard "ebonics" in gaming

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In hindsight I now see that it may be because GTA is the first online game I've played where I haven't been on EU region by default lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thats the easiest pull out position and easiest for cleanup

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It's the hardest when you love the booty.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

just wondering, why?

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easy to maneuver, pull out and jizz on back, cleanup and repeat.

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I was in this position, she said I could unload on her butt, and I pulled out and shot it all the way in her hair. Laughed my ass off

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

best to not tell them and have them walk around with "gel"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean why would it be the hardest position to pull out of?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hypnobutt

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The year is 2052. I am still not tired of this shit.

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I think you need to check your calendar

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What is it like in the year 2052?

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The bombs have come, and the great nations have fallen. But we still have Black Twitter so that's nice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds scary lol

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Black Twitter? Nah. It's just regular Twitter, only funny.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No no the bombs and fallen places.. I love black twitter hilarious

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FYI drakes new album/mix tape is is actually fire as fuck and not very emotional as his others

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think I still don't get it

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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starting with that, yes

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It gets the people goin

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I need a Black Twitter dealer. I'm beginning to need a fix daily.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Got Whatsapp?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first time a black friend said "all yall niggas" to the whole group, she saw my "seriously" face, pointed at me and said "yes, you too"

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Shh don't overreact you'll blow your cover!

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

you: v

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Lol, this dog. Always looking so concerned.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So this applies to you

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The word "Nigga's" is not about race its basically the same thing as "guys" or "bros".

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Seriously like excited or like annoyed?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, what the heck were you doing back here 10 months later?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blame Imgur for giving me something from that far back

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like "did you really just call me a nigga?"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My brother is borderline albino and our black waiter called him "brotha." He just looked at me and said "Im one of them!!!"

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I literally cheered when my black friends dubbed me "honorary nigga."

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fuck you doing back here?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's been 5 years. The hell are you doing back here?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the record: I'm about as white as you can get and not be albino.

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lol. Had a black coworker one day declare "ya know, jews be niggas too!".. i was slackjawed, he laughed...

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I wa~as in love with an albino, her lack of pigment seemed like fun~

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Her ski~in the whitest alabaster, her eyes as pink as pink as bubblegum~

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THen one day it snowed real hard, and she disappe~ee~eared~

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My black friends say I'm the blackest nigga they know. I'm white.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So like a red smerf?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the hell brought you back here?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boredom mostly

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nicely put

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you were any whiter, you'd be clear.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so like a red smurf?

11 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 3

*smerf

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Do you see a U in my name? (but no, I am ginger)

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Then what's a "smerf" ?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me.

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My name is Nick (See username) and a black co worker says "My Nicka!" whenever I do something he thinks is cool/funny.

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I had a friend whose step dads last name was Negron. I was 14 and couldn't help myself.

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So what you are saying is you aren't all bino just half bino?

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What she's saying is she's not "ya'll-bino"

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Ginger, so I might as well be

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