Apr 11, 2019 6:41 AM
WickedPixies
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sentientseven
I broke two bones watching this
ProfessorDuck
Jesus Christ that drop
porcodemonio
No thanks, I choose life.
NutellaJar0
Brakes, not even once
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
Fuck straight off, that shit is VERTICAL.
graehall
Some stupid part of my brain piped up "Wow, how does he hold the camera and steer?". What the hell brain, how are you that stupid? :P
1891Dragoon
I feel like half of this is knowing what you're doing, and half of it is just yeeting yourself at full speed and hoping lady luck is there.
LumpDaddy
Terrifying*
yennyb
*me, while licking the Cheeto dust off my fingers* “I could do that.”
Snotfrombothnostrils
I didn't sit down watching this, so i fell.
IHopeMyKidsDontSeeThis
I can't even finish that video without feeling queezy. I'm thinking this sport might not be for me.
gazagda
i love my limbs too much
rnorja
Nah, no thanks. I kinda like walking with intact spine.
madmanwithabluebox
I need a knee replacement after watching
1happyohana
It's the Fest series. I'm subscribed to their YouTube channel. Info on the series https://youtu.be/jABQoM4xzCY
dinoturd
I would have 100% died within 2 seconds
NukeItFromOrbitMan
Looks like a fun way to die
schwiftyPop
I got winded just watching this
snoffler
Those were some monster jumps
simpletaco
When I was 16 I did crazy shot like this...not any more
TheNewGray
I go look at the structures I climbed and ledges I climbed out onto when I was like 14 and I wonder what the fuck I was thinking. 1/
I look at the 6 foot drop to get to one of those ledges and I'm like fuck that. Nevermind the ledge itself being like 50 feet in the air...
hddsony
Does anyone else get anxious watching these?
Totally
frankifig
What do you do with your feet? Pedal?
NCSOValkeif
Balance
davebeastly
SweetJudyTenuta
Never noticed it before, but he looks like the unholy lovechild of Jerry Lewis and Bob Costas.
The1stBellicose
Trump set the Barr pretty low with this guy.
ScoobyDoobyDeuce
pushingchildrenintotraffic
living vicariously through gifs!
Blackbirdvontomcat
Cos I need to watch things die, from a good safe distance!
leeloumultipass
Humans are weird.
I am sadly too old And too chicken to do this myself.
no hate! I'm sitting here getting anxious at the way they take those turns!
Bobbinapples
I have herniated discs in my back and can hardly take the impact from walking. This looks like a ton of fun and something i did in the past.
Happened to me in 08. But lots of physical therapy and I can come back from that injury.
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
LetMeinNow
I second that sensible statement!
A gif-t v
Timmarh
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
testingmyban
I didn't know there were more, but now I do.
EasternSeaboardFissionAuthority
Sauce for this .gif, please?
https://youtu.be/7XALscJTjlk
7009
I'm not sure but I think Monster is sponsoring the track
FieryFarts
How can you tell? Lol
Jordo8
I dunno. There were only 3 logos. Could still be a coincidence
NachosConKaezo
They are sponsored by Monster but I would need a Pampers sponsorship to do the same
r6popo
I dunno man... might be RedBull
Slydevil13
This hill brought to you by Monster™
mitmon
Really? I always thought it was red bull
Nahh, those are just load-bearing monsters. Best they could find in the dessert.
ActuallyImSpartacus
‘Waiter, take this dessert back, it has monsters in it’.
IdoTaxes
I started becoming more aware of product placement lately and its amazing
TheGeeB
To me its awful and I hate it
ColoneISanders
Amazing? What product did you buy to make it seem amazing? I want some...
Well i stopped watching tv for years. Watched billions and the amount of ‘BNA’ and finance software plugged each episode... amazing.
CALIFARIFA
I would have ate shit on that first drop.
momentum
AeroGold
Most of us would have taken a shit on that first drop.
theheroslayer
I would have fallen pretty much right away. Lol
WarTortilla
It’s one of those things that you think”no way I could do this” then you just do it and somehow you land it.
badumchhhhh
In an alternative timeline everyone eats shit.
arthurmcclellan1337
Haha I watched the rest like yea "i might pull that off", completely forgetting I'd never make it off the first drop
wonderboyblue
Eaten*
Paoloc0mments
Snax
PopeMegaForce
That’s not really conducive to a successful athletic performance.
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
Died*, For me at least
Neurisko
We are the 99% my friend
EpicWinner43
I would have ate shit trying to get on the bike
ShawnSpencerPsychic
I would've fallen off *next* to the ramp.
rusted88
saltyslug
Thanks. I hate it.
If you are shit at this, you could end up with a replacement shoulder. I have a brand new shoulder!
NitroCho
kraeftig
I cant be the only one who noticed the first guys back tire isnt on the first ramp for a while.
If he hadn't hopped like that, he would've pitched over the bars going down the ramp.
That may be the reason behind it, but as someone who doesn't do that kind of biking it's a bit "oh my god"
hillbillyal
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
AwesomeTeddybear
Shiteater!
BlackPixieLP
You eat shit for breakfast?
RonSwansonCat
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
PaigeYes
Im looking at the other replies to this comment and i see that it backfired
dschuma
Happy Gilmore quotes :)
metalfoto
I will shit my pants twice..
SmoothSaline
Would? Do you mean would? I hope you mean would.
ytseone
Sounds like he's making a threat.
Dont tell me how to live my life :D
ofollamostodosolaputaalrio
Lift your rear wheel at the start when going down, very important detail!
understandable
What he said
InhumanDookieCannon
Fellow rider here (not this good). Why rear, specifically? Lifting the front momentarily would also protect the BB.
eezee
It'd also give him a slight speed boost. Think pump track techniques.
Musicosity
Too steep of a roll in. You'd compress the suspension, slap the front down, and potentially lose control before the first hip.
Thanks!
Side note....this way earns double style points as well.
You'd cartwheel straight over the bar doing that. That ramp is way too steep.
SirPercy
Why? Explain please?
jdog404
because theres the potentional it will catch causing you to crash or get pushed to far out.
ExistentialDreadlocks
To avoid catching your bottom bracket on the edge.
rundrewrun
Tearing your cassette off is usually bad
Yeah... you could also lift the front wheel but then you would have little control in the drop.
owowowcrampcrampcramp
But I think the rear comes up naturally on a steep drop like that, he has to slide his butt off the seat to bring it down... learned skill?
sentientseven
I broke two bones watching this
ProfessorDuck
Jesus Christ that drop
porcodemonio
No thanks, I choose life.
NutellaJar0
Brakes, not even once
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
Fuck straight off, that shit is VERTICAL.
graehall
Some stupid part of my brain piped up "Wow, how does he hold the camera and steer?". What the hell brain, how are you that stupid? :P
1891Dragoon
I feel like half of this is knowing what you're doing, and half of it is just yeeting yourself at full speed and hoping lady luck is there.
LumpDaddy
Terrifying*
yennyb
*me, while licking the Cheeto dust off my fingers* “I could do that.”
Snotfrombothnostrils
I didn't sit down watching this, so i fell.
IHopeMyKidsDontSeeThis
I can't even finish that video without feeling queezy. I'm thinking this sport might not be for me.
gazagda
i love my limbs too much
rnorja
Nah, no thanks. I kinda like walking with intact spine.
madmanwithabluebox
I need a knee replacement after watching
1happyohana
It's the Fest series. I'm subscribed to their YouTube channel. Info on the series https://youtu.be/jABQoM4xzCY
dinoturd
I would have 100% died within 2 seconds
NukeItFromOrbitMan
Looks like a fun way to die
schwiftyPop
I got winded just watching this
snoffler
Those were some monster jumps
simpletaco
When I was 16 I did crazy shot like this...not any more
TheNewGray
I go look at the structures I climbed and ledges I climbed out onto when I was like 14 and I wonder what the fuck I was thinking. 1/
TheNewGray
I look at the 6 foot drop to get to one of those ledges and I'm like fuck that. Nevermind the ledge itself being like 50 feet in the air...
hddsony
Does anyone else get anxious watching these?
WickedPixies
Totally
frankifig
What do you do with your feet? Pedal?
NCSOValkeif
Balance
davebeastly
SweetJudyTenuta
Never noticed it before, but he looks like the unholy lovechild of Jerry Lewis and Bob Costas.
The1stBellicose
Trump set the Barr pretty low with this guy.
davebeastly
ScoobyDoobyDeuce
pushingchildrenintotraffic
living vicariously through gifs!
Blackbirdvontomcat
Cos I need to watch things die, from a good safe distance!
leeloumultipass
Humans are weird.
WickedPixies
I am sadly too old And too chicken to do this myself.
pushingchildrenintotraffic
no hate! I'm sitting here getting anxious at the way they take those turns!
Bobbinapples
I have herniated discs in my back and can hardly take the impact from walking. This looks like a ton of fun and something i did in the past.
WickedPixies
Happened to me in 08. But lots of physical therapy and I can come back from that injury.
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
LetMeinNow
I second that sensible statement!
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
A gif-t
v
Timmarh
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
testingmyban
I didn't know there were more, but now I do.
Timmarh
EasternSeaboardFissionAuthority
Sauce for this .gif, please?
Timmarh
https://youtu.be/7XALscJTjlk
7009
I'm not sure but I think Monster is sponsoring the track
FieryFarts
How can you tell? Lol
Jordo8
I dunno. There were only 3 logos. Could still be a coincidence
NachosConKaezo
They are sponsored by Monster but I would need a Pampers sponsorship to do the same
r6popo
I dunno man... might be RedBull
Slydevil13
This hill brought to you by Monster™
mitmon
Really? I always thought it was red bull
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Nahh, those are just load-bearing monsters. Best they could find in the dessert.
ActuallyImSpartacus
‘Waiter, take this dessert back, it has monsters in it’.
IdoTaxes
I started becoming more aware of product placement lately and its amazing
TheGeeB
To me its awful and I hate it
ColoneISanders
Amazing? What product did you buy to make it seem amazing? I want some...
IdoTaxes
Well i stopped watching tv for years. Watched billions and the amount of ‘BNA’ and finance software plugged each episode... amazing.
CALIFARIFA
I would have ate shit on that first drop.
pushingchildrenintotraffic
momentum
AeroGold
Most of us would have taken a shit on that first drop.
theheroslayer
I would have fallen pretty much right away. Lol
WarTortilla
It’s one of those things that you think”no way I could do this” then you just do it and somehow you land it.
badumchhhhh
In an alternative timeline everyone eats shit.
arthurmcclellan1337
Haha I watched the rest like yea "i might pull that off", completely forgetting I'd never make it off the first drop
wonderboyblue
Eaten*
Paoloc0mments
Snax
PopeMegaForce
That’s not really conducive to a successful athletic performance.
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
Died*, For me at least
Neurisko
We are the 99% my friend
EpicWinner43
I would have ate shit trying to get on the bike
ShawnSpencerPsychic
I would've fallen off *next* to the ramp.
rusted88
saltyslug
Thanks. I hate it.
ActuallyImSpartacus
If you are shit at this, you could end up with a replacement shoulder. I have a brand new shoulder!
NitroCho
kraeftig
I cant be the only one who noticed the first guys back tire isnt on the first ramp for a while.
NCSOValkeif
If he hadn't hopped like that, he would've pitched over the bars going down the ramp.
kraeftig
That may be the reason behind it, but as someone who doesn't do that kind of biking it's a bit "oh my god"
hillbillyal
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
AwesomeTeddybear
Shiteater!
BlackPixieLP
You eat shit for breakfast?
RonSwansonCat
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
PaigeYes
Im looking at the other replies to this comment and i see that it backfired
dschuma
Happy Gilmore quotes :)
metalfoto
I will shit my pants twice..
SmoothSaline
Would? Do you mean would? I hope you mean would.
ytseone
Sounds like he's making a threat.
metalfoto
Dont tell me how to live my life :D
ofollamostodosolaputaalrio
Lift your rear wheel at the start when going down, very important detail!
understandable
What he said
InhumanDookieCannon
Fellow rider here (not this good). Why rear, specifically? Lifting the front momentarily would also protect the BB.
eezee
It'd also give him a slight speed boost. Think pump track techniques.
Musicosity
Too steep of a roll in. You'd compress the suspension, slap the front down, and potentially lose control before the first hip.
InhumanDookieCannon
Thanks!
Musicosity
Side note....this way earns double style points as well.
NCSOValkeif
You'd cartwheel straight over the bar doing that. That ramp is way too steep.
SirPercy
Why? Explain please?
jdog404
because theres the potentional it will catch causing you to crash or get pushed to far out.
ExistentialDreadlocks
To avoid catching your bottom bracket on the edge.
rundrewrun
Tearing your cassette off is usually bad
ExistentialDreadlocks
Yeah... you could also lift the front wheel but then you would have little control in the drop.
owowowcrampcrampcramp
But I think the rear comes up naturally on a steep drop like that, he has to slide his butt off the seat to bring it down... learned skill?